"What kind of rouge do you use?" Ren Xiaoyao felt that the fat man was dressed a little nondescriptly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Your new rouge called 'Yu Renjiao', what's wrong? Sister Feng personally sent it to my house. The fat man was stunned.

"Yu Renjiao"? Who got this name? How does it sound like some kind of hunyà......

Ren Xiaoyao shook his head solemnly: "Yu Renjiao is not good, too soft, in strong light, it is easy to make traces, and the highest level of rubbing powder is-'Can you see, I rubbed powder?'" Obviously, the marks on your face are too heavy. ”

The fat man subconsciously o's own face, and asked very humbly: "Then what kind of powder should I use?" ”

Ren Xiaoyao smiled authoritatively and said proudly: "Of course, I have to use another new product from my store, called 'NV Er Shy', which has a relatively high proportion of pearl powder, which is most suitable for people like you who are born with fair skin......"

"NV ...... ashamed? I remember that I used a kind of hunyà, and the name was also nv child shy, what a coincidence......" The fat man recalled hard.

"Oh? Is there such a hunyà? Do you still have it? ”

“…………”

The two stood at the entrance of the palace and had a warm and cordial discussion on the two topics of beauty and aphrodisiac......

The eunuch palace behind the fat man, and the welcoming team behind Ren Xiaoyao yawned one after another.

"His Royal Highness King Fu, Lord Ren, it's almost auspicious, shouldn't we enter the palace?" Yang Duqing had to stand up and interrupt the casual chatter between the two.

"Huh?" The two of them looked sideways at the same time, and then glanced at each other with tacit understanding, and laughed in unison: "Yes, yes, yes, enter the palace, enter the palace......"

On the way to the palace, Ren Xiaoyao realized that the fat man came out to greet the groom on behalf of the woman's parents, and among the many princes and emperors, only the fat man and Bai Liyun were the same father and mother, so the task of representing the parents of the NV fell to him as a matter of course.

Visiting the emperor with a happy face, he sent six gifts and a dazzling variety of dowry gifts, lined up in the spacious hall, including the duck pretending to be a wild goose.

The emperor was wearing a brand-new dragon robe, brushing his beard, and he was already smiling so much that he couldn't see his eyebrows. The people of the royal family all gathered together, the crown prince, the king of Thailand, the fat man, and even the little princess of Changle, as well as many officials of the Ministry of Rites, the eunuchs in charge of ceremonies, etc., whether they liked it or not, in front of the emperor, they all smiled and looked at this young man who had just joined the royal family.

Next to the emperor sat a graceful and luxurious middle-aged couple, looking at Ren Xiaoyao with a smile, with love and appreciation for the younger generation in their eyes.

Wow Kaka, mother-in-law!

Ren Xiaoyao was shocked, he came from his previous life, although he had never been married, but he knew that there was a terrible creature called mother-in-law in this world, this creature made a storm between the nv son-in-law and the nv son, turned his hands into clouds, and covered his hands for rain, from falling in love to talking about marriage, male Ren's family, work, origin, until the bride price of marriage, dowry, gold and silver jewelry, and even including the intercourse between the nv son and the nv son-in-law after marriage, income, etc., etc., behind all this, the shadow of the mother-in-law looms in it, Looking ahead, ignoring behind, the supernatural power is very vast......

This mother-in-law must be well-knotted! After Ren Xiaoyao confirmed the identity of Princess Li, he made this decision quickly in his mind. In his heart, he doesn't have much reverence for the emperor, and sometimes he is not even afraid of offending the emperor, but he has a deep fear of this smiling mother-in-law. If he doesn't have a good relationship with her, he and Bailiyun will not have a good time in the future.

In fact, Ren Xiaoyao's worries are completely superfluous, he was poisoned by the social environment in his previous life, and now it is ancient times, the ancients paid attention to marrying out of the nv, spilling out the water, nv son married and obeyed the husband, and then he will be a member of the husband's family, even if it is in the royal family, if the husband and wife do not get along with each other in a particularly discordant manner, the mother's family will generally not ask.

Immediately afterwards, Ren Xiaoyao piled up the highest level of flattery and smiling in his life, hunched his waist, and smiled at Princess Li: "The son-in-law meets the mother-in-law, may the mother-in-law be in good health and live a long life, eight years Chinese New Year's Eve today, and eighteen next year, the emperor laughed haha, the six palaces are faceless, everyone praises you, if you ask who is the most beautiful in the deep palace, you are a huā ...... the top."

A temporary number of treasures made Princess Li tremble, fell softly on Prince Jing's shoulder, kept wiping the tears that came out of laughter, and gasped: "Lord Wang...... Our nv son-in-law's mouth is so sweet, you will give it to him, but it is really wise to be tight......"

Ren Xiaoyao still smiled flatteringly, his eyes calmly met the disdainful gaze of the emperor and the fat man, Yang Duqing, and the many eunuchs in the palace, and the pride in his heart was indescribable. Hmph, despise me as much as you want, you know the power of your mother-in-law! If I don't coax her well, can I worry about it in the future?

Even though it was a happy day, the emperor couldn't help but snort heavily, did this kid eat the wrong yà? I've never been so flattering to me before, why are you so stammering with my mother-in-law?

Pressing the sour feeling in his heart, the emperor said with a calm face: "Ren Xiaoyao, Qian Yun will give it to you from today, you have to treat her well, she has not suffered any grievances since she was a child, if you let me know that you treat her badly, hum!" Be careful with your ......"

"Your Majesty! Today is a day of great joy, don't always say kill, kill, how unlucky! Princess Li interrupted the emperor's words with disgust. Ren Xiaoyao's hard work soon received the effect of repaying the favor.

"Ahem...... Father-in-law Cao. ”

"The old slave is here." Gonggong Cao stood up respectfully.

"Get the marriage letter." The emperor commanded.

After clearing his throat, the emperor slowly unfolded NV Ren's marriage letter, and read with a slightly serious expression: "...... The prestige of the clan is not high, the voice is conscientious, the obscenity is humble, and the words of the family name are repeatedly diligent and sincere, and the text of the surname will be the celebration of Bu IKEA ......"

"Quack, quack......" The abrupt cry interrupted the emperor's subdued voice.

Ren Xiaoyao was startled, and a cold sweat broke out. Isn't it, Boss? Don't play with me at this time!

"What sound?" The emperor frowned and said, everyone's eyes roamed around, and nothing was found.

“…… Uh, it's nothing, it may be that Weichen's stomach is not very comfortable, so he made this noise,...... Your Majesty, continue. Ren Xiaoyao smiled and quickly explained.

The emperor glared at him and continued: "...... Yi Yi second NV Zhou Mi, the year has reached Xuan, the righteousness should be appropriate, the special vain question, and the joy of Qin and Jin, look up to deep sincerity, dare to speak out not evenly......"

"Karma, Karma......"

This time, everyone finally discovered the source of the noise.

Placing the marriage letter in the tray, the emperor stepped forward and carefully examined the strange creature in the cage.

"This is ......" The emperor frowned, as if he was lost in thought.

Ren Xiaoyao wiped the cold sweat of the succession, and hurriedly said with a smile: "...... Big geese, big white geese. ”

The emperor was still not relieved, and frowned: "This white goose ......"

"New breed, the latest breed, goose and duck miscellaneous jiā......" Ren Xiaoyao felt wet behind him.

As if to prove what Ren Xiaoyao said, the duck in the cage flapped its wings twice and happily echoed twice: "Karma, Karma......"

In order to pretend to be a white goose, Ren Xiaoyao rolled the duck twice in the flour pile, and now it shows sequelae. The duck's wings flapped, and within three feet of the cage, it was suddenly shrouded in a white flour mist.

Finished! Ren Xiaoyao closed his eyes with a miserable face. Piracy is always piracy, no matter how true it is, it is not comparable to the genuine version, just like the truth that "evil does not prevail over good".

Pretending not to see everyone's face full of flour, Ren Xiaoyao still laughed with him, and said stiffly: "...... The new species of wild goose has the disease of falling off the wild goose, but its essence is still a big white goose......"

The emperor raised his thick eyebrows, and then he was about to get angry, glanced around at the inexplicable crowd, and finally held back, glanced at Ren Xiaoyao with a smile, took the marriage letter on the tray, snorted, and continued to read, but the speed was much faster.

This was followed by a series of court etiquette.

The royal family marries NV, naturally there are many more rules than the folk, and the eunuch in charge of the ceremonies is not glorious, and in the end he doesn't remember how much kowtow he had, how much nonsense he listened, how many relatives of the royal family he met, and when he finally felt that he was about to hang up, the cumbersome court etiquette finally ended.

Led by the fat man and the king of Thailand, a group of people surrounded Ren Xiaoyao and came to the palace where Bai Liyun lived, and a team of heroic and sassy women's troops outside the EEN were fully armed at the entrance of the ÉN, seeing Ren Xiaoyao and a group of people coming in a hurry, the leader of the NVSHI Wei raised his right hand and shouted delicately: "The groom stops!" ”

The NVSHI guards were wearing a brand new Praetor's uniform, and for the sake of ease of movement or to accentuate their figures, the uniforms were designed to be tight, setting off the two soft spots in front of their iong. ~~ In the heroic posture, it adds a bit of the charm of NV people.

Ren Xiaoyao and the fat man glanced at each other, and laughed maliciously. Bai Liyun married him, and these nvshi guards probably have to marry him, right? To tell the truth, Ren Xiaoyao's idea of beating them is not a day or two, if their duty is not only to protect the safety of him and the princess, but also to work part-time to warm the quilt, tsk, these dozens of women in front of them, each with their own style, wouldn't they have to let themselves die? Bai Liyun's dowry is very generous.

Ren Xiaoyao rubbed his chin for a long time, with a yindàng smile on his face, and muttered in his mouth: "...... It's too much to bear. ”

The fat man came over at the right time: "It's better to divide a few of me, I also need someone to protect ......" This shameless fat man's idea of beating them is probably more than a day or two.

Ren Xiaoyao categorically refused: "It's all mine, and I won't give it to you!" ”

Everyone looked at the groom and the groom with obscene eyes staring at the guards, muttering to themselves, happy and sad, and didn't know what they were talking about.

The commander of the NVSHI Wei frowned, walked down the steps, and shouted in a coquettish voice: "The groom officer, the groom officer!" ”

Ren Xiaoyao came back to his senses, and saw that this Shi Wei commander was about his early twenties, with bright teeth and starry eyes, delicate and lovely, Ren Xiaoyao hurriedly took two steps forward, and said with a smile: "What does this sister command?" ”

Commander Shi Wei smiled: "Today's big day, I heard that the groom is outstanding in official literature, if you want to enter this fan to marry the princess, you must make a hypnotic poem." ”

Everyone laughed a few times and said in unison: "Exactly! ”

Ren Xiaoyao was dumbfounded, looked back, and saw the fat man, the king of Thailand and a group of officials were looking at him with a smile, Ren Xiaoyao came to the fat man, gritted his teeth and asked in a low voice: "...... Am I a talented man? Which bastard told her? ”

"Not me." The fat man hurriedly shook his head in denial.

There are too many bad habits in feudal society, just get married, and don't have a hypnotic poem, what if both of them are illiterate? One said loudly outside the én, today's rice price has risen again, hurry up, don't delay the work. The other hurried to respond within the én, didn't he? That's a big deal, get out of the way, hurry up to the church, and then buy rice!

How warm it is! As soon as I heard it, I knew that both of them were people who lived a good life.

There are too many things that make Ren Xiaoyao scratch his head today, hypnotic poem, what should I compose? Or rather, who should I plagiarize?

A flock of geese under the mountain, this one is definitely not good, not serious enough; Peng Én is now open for the king, and this one is not good, under the public, it is too rogue; Across the river, you still sing the backyard huā...... Ahem, why are you so out of tune?

Everyone looked at Ren Xiaoyao with a frown, shook his head for a while, and when he was waiting impatiently, Ren Xiaoyao cleared his throat and said: "Yun wants to dress huā wants to look, hun wind blows Lu Huanong, if it is not for the group of Yu Mountain, I will meet Yaotai under the moon." ”

"Yun wants to dress huā wants to look ......" The fat man repeatedly pondered this poem, and then his eyes lit up, and he praised: "Good poem, good poem!" Brother Ren is really talented! ”

Everyone agreed, and the nvshi guards also smiled with satisfaction.

Ren Xiaoyao smiled meaningfully and arched his hand towards the nvshi guards. This poem was written by Li Bai Juju for Yang Guifei, can it be bad?

Everyone saw that Ren Yao's hypnotic poem had also been written, and they all coaxed: "The princess comes out!" The princess is out! ”

The nvshi guards looked at each other with a smile and moved out of the way together.

In the middle of the main hall, Bai Liyun, dressed in gorgeous clothes, stood quietly, with a faint smile on the corner of her mouth, and an indissoluble affection in her eyes.

In the admiring eyes of everyone, Bai Liyun's pretty face couldn't help blushing and hot, looking at Ren Xiaoyao, who was dressed in auspicious clothes in front of her and had a hippie smile and an unserious face, but there was suddenly an urge to cry with happiness in her heart.

After many days of anticipation, she finally fulfilled her long-cherished wish, and from today on, she will be this man's wife.

She has always known that her husband is not a perfect person, and in the eyes of too many people, Ren Xiaoyao is a cowardly, cowardly, greedy for money, good-natured, even shameless and despicable......

But only she knows that her husband is a real man in his bones, he has his principles of life, others slander and even ridicule him, he never takes it to heart, what he cares about is his relatives and friends, he is like a small tree that is not strong, although weak, he is doing his best to provide a small shade for the people around him, shelter from the wind and rain......

From outside Nengren Temple, he faced dozens of them alone, and when she bought time to escape for her life, Bai Liyun made a grand wish, and he only wanted to marry Ren Jiafu in this life, and today, this wish has finally been fulfilled.

Thinking of this, Bai Liyun's eyes became moist, this is the happiness that he pursued, if he hadn't put down the princess's shelf, changed his brutal style, chased hard, cried for him, laughed for him, and was wronged for him, with this conscienceless son, how could he willingly marry a princess whose temper is not too good?

With the support of Gong NV, Bai Liyun wore a phoenix crown on her head, wore a xia robe, and her figure was beautiful, and she walked towards Ren Yao.

Ren Xiaoyao grinned and laughed loudly.

What is it to be a king and a hegemon? What is wealth and glory? Finding a good wife to live is the right thing to do. Parents and parents in the previous life, you see, although my son has no ability after crossing, I married a princess as a wife, do ordinary people have this ability?

Under the gaze of everyone, Ren Xiaoyao strode into the meteor, stepped on the high-headed horse to greet his relatives, looked at the stunned everyone, and the affectionate Bai Liyun, waved his big hand in the air, and laughed at Bai Liyun: "Hahahaha!" Walk! Hurry up, get in the car, worship the church, dong room, and give me a chubby son in the coming year! ”

The crowd is petrified: "............" (to be continued.) )