9. Yanshen 8
"So whose first time did he go there?" Odur asks an explosive question.
Why does this sound so strange? Heineer sneered. But if he had to choose, he really wanted to live with the bright and beautiful Balde, but unfortunately they had already left in disgust......
When Odur had finished asking the question, he saw Totil take the lead in walking towards Heinir, and Thor patted Heinir's arm like he was buying pork, and then Tyre's face turned and pinched Heinir's thigh, and said to him:
"Our brother and sister also need a person who washes, cooks, burns the fire, and folds quilts. Why don't you go to me first? ”
The gods are white-eyed, washing clothes, cooking, burning fires, folding quilts, is that what is not clear about being a wife?
Heinier shook his head: "......" He didn't think about it so much, he just wanted to feel that he was here to be a nanny?
"Ahem." Bolaci cleared his throat, held the book in his hand, put a pair of long-rimmed glasses on his beautiful and narrow eyes, and looked like a scholar, and seemed to glance at Heineer with an academic eye, and said to him:
"I've been working on a celestial Bible lately, and it's a mess of books. The size and height of the bookcase are very suitable for your body type, why don't you come to me and help me clean the bookcase? ”
The gods are white-eyed, cleaning the bookcase? It's cleaned up and used to do some amorous things that have nothing to do with academics, right?
Heinir shook his head: "......" He didn't think about it that much, this is to make him a scholar, but the scholar still has to find a body type suitable for the bookcase, is the divine realm so strict with this kind of trivial matter?
"Go, go." Frey, the god of crops, who had never spoken, also came over. With short flaxen-colored hair, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and healthy wheat-colored skin wrapping around a muscular body, he gives people the feeling of a strong and beautiful man. He is an honest man, and when he likes it, he looks at it and says directly:
"Recently, the autumn harvest in the human world, I want to go down to inspect, and I need to find a helper. Heinill, do you want to try it, the feeling of two people working in the golden wheat waves on a breezy night? ”
The gods inhaled, and they couldn't usually tell that Frey was so good. And it's rolling around in the big wild land, it's just too wild!
Heinier shook his head: "......" He didn't think about it that much, he just thought that even Frey, the god of crops, was so handsome, but he went to work in the wheat waves in the middle of the night to harvest wheat? This is clearly making him do hard labor!
"That...... Heinir...... "A gentle female voice came, a goddess wearing a long blue-green gauze who had not spoken, with a jade face and red lips, and a newly bloomed white lily pinned to her long straight cyan hair, hanging down softly in front of her, and her face was graceful with a hint of redness, and she walked up to Heinier as if to feel the thickness of his pectoral muscles, and pressed it on his chest, and said:
"Borach sleeps with his broken books in the library all year round, and he doesn't even return to our temple. It's really cold for me to live alone in the temple, why don't Heiner go to my place and warm my bed at night? In return, I can give you a golden apple~"
The gods really can't bear it anymore, and now even the goddess of spring, Qitong, has come out to stir up! And it's so straightforward, warm the bed! How did they forget that the opponents here are not only men, but also women's weak objects!
Haynier was stunned and slowly turned his head to look at the great poet Bolache. The latter really calmed down the divine sword, "Hmm." Hitomi is my wife. ”
"Holy!"
Heinir couldn't help but explode. Bolaqi, you are so cold to your wife, is it really good to let her find the mistress in front of you? Ever since the goddess had spoken of the golden apple, he had guessed that it was the goddess of spring, Hitomi, and the wife of Boraki. But why did you call him too, and the task was to warm the bed?
However, when it comes to it, he finally got it. It turns out that these people don't want to take him in for accommodation at all, they just want him to get a leg! And there are husband and wife files in a row, this TMD is too miserable and inhumane...... Heinir instantly felt the chrysanthemum behind him tighten......
"That's it! Don't talk about it! Odur, who had not spoken, finally spoke, only to see him come up and firmly wrap his arms around Hainier's waist, and say in a declaration of sovereignty, "Hainier's first time must be mine!" ”
"You're big for the first time!" Odur, you hypocrite! Even the tips of his ears burned at once, and he almost wanted to recruit a thunderbolt to smash this pseudo-mother at this time! However, Thunder did not invite him, but he did invite the gods to quarrel.
"No! The first time, I'm going to ......"
"I'm going to ...... too"
Heinir: "...... Wait, all of you...... Wait......" These people, just in front of him, discuss what his first question, is this really good!
Heinir tried to stop it, but his words were so powerless.
In the end, I saw the most veteran sexy beauty goddess Freya step between the gods, the action was unusually handsome, the goddess elegantly stretched out a finger and pointed at Haineer, and said with great certainty:
"What first time? I advise none of you to think about it! I've tried this Heniel and he has a premature/ejaculation problem! ”
What the? Premature/Ejaculation! It's premature ejaculation!
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Canonical History: When Boraki was born, the gnomes gave him a golden harp and carried him on one of their boats to take him to the outside world. The ship slowly sailed out of the dark underground along the underground spring to the borders of the Land of the Dead, and remained motionless
Bolaqi suddenly sat up, picked up the golden harp beside him, and began to sing the wonderful song of life. The song reached up to the heavens and into the realm of the gods, and into the earth to the dwelling place of Hel, the goddess of death. While singing, the boat came to a sunny place and touched the shore. Boraki then landed, played the harp, and walked through the withered and desolate woods. Immediately, the trees sprout and blossom, and everything comes to life.
In the midst of this woods, Boraki meets Hitomi, the beautiful goddess of youth. When she came to the surface, nature was
The loveliest face is presented. -- When two such people meet in the woods, they naturally fall in love with each other; And they came together
Arthurgard, welcomed by the gods.