Inviting girls to dinner is a very delicate thing. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

First of all, you have to figure out the purpose of you inviting this girl to dinner, if it is a friend at work, you will naturally eat work meals; If it is a crush, it must be a French dish that is expensive and inexpensive, but the degree of seripation is off the charts.

Of course, the other party is Xian Qianling, so it's simple.

Ten minutes later, you drove into the old town, found a random parking space, and after getting off the bus, you found a random noodle restaurant.

Well?

Wait a minute!

As soon as you enter the noodle shop, you take a few steps back, look up and look up at the people's signboard, I'll go, dog meat noodles!

"This thing can't be eaten, and it can't be safe when you go to the underworld!"

You grumble and turn around and walk to the beef noodle restaurant next door.

"Wait a minute!" As soon as you turned around, the noodle shop owner who was cutting dog meat, wearing a dirty apron and carrying a kitchen knife, walked over, raised the kitchen knife in his hand, and glared angrily, "What did you just say, you have the ability to say it again!" ”

yes, the sample is quite tricky!

looked at the noodle shop owner with a smile, looked him up and down, and said, "Uncle, let me ask you something." ”

"What?"

The owner of the noodle restaurant is a middle-aged uncle, who has reached the age of the top, holding a beer belly, like a pregnant woman. Xu is because he has been killing dogs for many years, his face looks a little fierce, and his tone of voice is also very impulsive, like the type of butcher knife when he doesn't say a word.

"When did you start doing this?"

"Hmph, why are you asking this?"

"Oh, I'm just asking, come on, here's your interview fee." With that, you pull out a hundred-dollar bill from your wallet and hand it to the noodle shop owner.

The owner of the noodle shop is obviously a man who sees money, and when he takes the money, he immediately changes his face and asks you to come in and sit with a grin.

"I won't go in, let's just stand here and talk, I ask, you answer."

"Okay."

"Again, when did you start doing this?"

The owner of the noodle shop thought for a moment and said, "I remember, I should have started killing dogs when I was thirteen years old." ”

"How many dogs do you kill a year?"

"I should say kill a few a month! Haha, young man, don't look at my small noodle restaurant, there are many people who come here to eat dog meat, when my business is good, I kill four or five dogs a day! ”

You nodded, and then asked, "Do you eat dog meat?" ”

"Eat, of course! The dog meat I made myself is fragrant and fresh, so why don't I eat it? ”

Raising your eyebrows, you smiled and said: "I see, that, uncle, don't blame me for being too talkative, when I was a child, my grandmother tried to warn me, so that I can't eat dog meat no matter what, because after the death of people, after the Santu River, that is, Wudi Mountain, there is a mad dog pass here, all the people who have eaten dog meat, have to pass through there, as for the end, how you eat the dog, the dog will eat you......"

"Hmph, I see that you kid is also a scholar, and you actually believe in this kind of feudal superstition!"

As he spoke, the owner of the noodle shop turned around and entered the noodle shop, and you can see clearly that his hand holding the knife is visibly shaking.

At this time, Xian Qianling came over with the little black cat in his arms and said to you, "You are also a president, so you invite me to eat this?" Let me explain in advance, I don't want to eat dog meat. ”

"Brother has a dog, how can he eat dog meat."

With that, you walked straight towards the nearby Nalan ramen restaurant.

"Boss, let's have a bowl of beef noodles!"

is different from those rich daughters who wear gold and silver and wear famous brands, although Xian Qianling's temper is a little crazy, but now it seems that it can also be called frank and cute.

At least she didn't do it, she carried Xiaomo into the noodle restaurant, ignoring the attention of the people around her, sat opposite you, and said to the waiter who came over with affection: "Bring me a bowl of beef noodles too." ”

Fortunately, it's not a meal now, otherwise there will definitely be more onlookers, and even now there are two young people secretly filming Xian Qianling with their mobile phones.

Not to mention Xian Qianling's attention-grabbing appearance, just her sexy and cold racing suit attracted people's attention.

In front of outsiders, Xian Qianling is cold and arrogant, cold as frost, because no stupid hat dares to come up and talk, let alone second-rate people, little hooligans, turtles or anything to come to find a fight, and the common bloody bridges in the Internet city are naturally gone.

Anyway, you wanted to catch a few people and beat them up.

A bowl of noodles was killed after three times and five divided by two.

After eating noodles, Xian Qianling sat in your passenger seat again.

You look at her, and she wants to talk and stop, and she wants to talk.

"Hey, I said crazy woman, I'm okay now, I'm going to go home, you won't follow me, right?"

Xian Qianling's expression looked a little strange, or rather, embarrassed, yes, embarrassed; In normal times, just the three words "crazy woman" are enough for her to send a few minutes of suffrage.

You looked at her fixedly, shook your head and smiled: "If you have something to say, just say it, when I see your expression, I will poop all over my stomach." ”

Xian Qianling's temper today is exceptionally good, so you don't get angry when you say this.

She hesitated for a moment, then finally spoke to you, "You...... I heard you talking to the noodle shop owner just now. ”

"Well, and then what?"

"Me, my brother and my grandfather all have a hobby, which is ......"

In your impression, Xian Qianling has always been a crazy woman who behaves boldly and resolutely, but now she is actually squirming like a girl!

Oh no, she's a!

You looked at her and preemptively said, "Don't you tell me that Xian Qianzhong's cowardice and your grandfather both like to eat dog meat?" ”

"yes, yes." Xian Qianling nodded.

"Eat a lot?" You ask again.

"I don't usually eat much, but during the New Year's holidays, I always have to put such a dish at home. When my grandfather was younger, he ate a lot. ”

When you heard this, you couldn't help but shake your head and sigh: "I really can't figure it out, how rich the food of this human being, chickens, ducks, cows, sheep and fish, there are more delicacies from the mountains and seas, why do you want to eat dog meat?" Even if it's cat meat or rat meat, it's no problem! ”

As soon as he heard the harsh word "cat meat", Xiao Mo, who was originally playing in the neutral position above the center control of the car, suddenly paused, and hurriedly threw himself into Xian Qianling's arms, not daring to raise his head.

Xian Qianling stretched out his hand and stroked Xiaomo's head, and then looked up and asked, "Why can't there be so many animals, but dog meat can't be eaten?" ”

"It's a long topic." You obviously don't have the mood to go into a tirade, but you're still ready to say the powerful relationship, after all, the Chinese people's bad habit of eating dog meat is also highly criticized by developed countries.

You opened your mouth and asked Xian Qianling, "Do you know Jizo Bodhisattva?" ”