82.§§082 Jokes
Xinyi then grinned again and asked, "What about that?" ”
The pen held by Brother Hulu fell on the table with a "click".
Xinyi also knows that her "smile" may be more ugly than crying, but if she wants to deliberately put on a smiling expression, she must be natural and chic, and sincerely revealed, the concubine really can't do it.
Brother Hulu picked up the pen again, "That's it, sister, brother will make a draft first, you take advantage of this time to figure out your expression." ”
When the guest called and said that he wanted to draw a magician, Brother Hulu had already conceived a rough outline in his mind. Although this guest's figure is not very hot, this kind of slender and gentle belonging to a girl is just right, who said that a big wave can hold up a piece of the sky? This kind of A-B girl can also be cute. As for the magician's costume, it's better to draw a conservative one. Brother Hulu quickly started his pen and quickly drew a draft.
Then there are the detailed adjustments to the draft.
Xinyi was deeply impressed by Huluge's superb painting skills, and she also tried to copy comic characters, which seemed simple, but when it was her turn to paint, she found that she couldn't put pen to paper. On the other hand, Brother Hulu drew up the outline of the character in minutes, and now he is gradually revising the details, which did not take him too long, according to her request, the female magician with the magic array under her feet and the staff in hand chanting incantations was formed. Only the mage's face is still a big "ten".
The adjustment was almost done, Brother Hulu put his pen and looked up at Xinyi, "Sister, how is the expression brewing?" ”
So Xinyi put on a smile to show him, this time Brother Hulu didn't express his opinion immediately, Xinyi couldn't tell from his expression whether her current smile was "OK" or "X", and kept smiling, until her facial muscles hurt so much.
Brother Hulu finally sighed: "...... Girl, let me tell you a joke. ”
Xinyi burst into tears in her heart, and sure enough, it was still "X".
Brother Hulu cleared his throat and said, "I said that one day, Lao Wang next door went to the barber shop to wash his hair." When the shampoo master scratched him an itch, Lao Wang's mobile phone rang, and as soon as he answered, hey, it was a subordinate who reported the work, and you said that the report would be reported, and he was still talking nonsense, Lao Wang became impatient and shouted into the phone: 'Focus! The other end was still verbose, and the old king shouted: "Point! Focus! Focus! …… Oh oh oh oh! ’”
The noisy conversation around was silenced by Hulu's voice, and all the eyes around him were cast on him and Xinyi. Tourists originally thought that this was a painting area, but they didn't expect it to be a pig killing area.
Immediately afterwards, there was a burst of laughter from Xinyi.
“…… What's going on over there? ”
"Are those two sick?"
Someone not far away was watching and talking, but the sound was quickly drowned out by the music in the screening area, and it did not reach the ears of Xinyi and the others.
It's not a day or two since Bingtang and the other three painters have known Hulu, and everyone has known about his comic Cheng Dù, and this story has been heard at least four times, so everyone is not affected by the comic virus at all, and the pen is still diligent in painting for guests.
In fact, the joke itself is not so funny, but Brother Hulu imitates the screams of Lao Wang next door who was scratched by the shampoo master and imitates it just right, and the screams like killing chickens are full of laughter. Described as "killing chickens", it can be regarded as beautifying, the kind of earth-shattering voice of ghosts and gods, Xinyi really can't think of an accurate word to describe it for a while, but it left her with a shocking enough impression, and she feels that Brother Hulu should lay eggs if he screams again.
"Pss——!ss
"Funny, right?"
"No, it's that you're funny, you're so talented! …… Hahaha......"
Brother Hulu not only has a talent for painting, but his talent show is also worth watching, and the screams he imitates and the exaggerated expression really make Xinyi laugh.
"Right? There are six more like my brother. ”
"It's easy to hold."
Brother Hulu smiled, and when Xinyi showed a natural smile, Brother Hulu used his eyes and brain to quickly remember her smile, and quickly added it to his paintings after analyzing the characteristics of the characters.
Jiayu looked at the group next to him coldly, and the sudden chicken-killing cry of the gourd startled him, and then followed by Xinyi's exaggerated laughter, he could see that she was about to laugh and slap the table.
…… Is it that funny?
Mr. Han's face became colder and colder, and the small universe biubiubiu rose in a straight line, and he was very unhappy with her entertainment interaction with the pig, making her laugh That is his only patent, dead fat man, you dare to infringe in front of me?
Bingtang stopped his pen and admired Jiayu's current expression on the table with a pestle, and suddenly flashed in his mind two barbarians similar to the Stone Age, wearing leopard-print trousers, one holding a mace and chasing the other to the finished picture, and then a series of detailed pictures also appeared. With this in mind, it would not be a problem to draw a four-panel comic.
"Hey, handsome guy!" Rock Candy beckoned, "How about I just change it to Stone Age for you?" Give you one more character, no money. ”
Jiayu glanced at her.
Rock Candy sneered: "Ahaha...... You keep looking over there when I don't say anything. ”
The gourd skin is thick, and he can't feel Jiayu's sight burning him at all, so he quickly adjusts the details with his pen, and the finished product is out.
"How's it going, girl?"
Xinyi picked up the painting and looked at it carefully. In the painting, the mage is dressed in a delicate and gorgeous robe standing on a circular magic array, the magic circle is dominated by six-pointed stars, covered with dense magic runes, long light-colored long hair is swaying, holding a staff in his right hand, and his left hand is stretched forward to do spell casting movements, his face is full of fearless smiles, especially the eyes are the most expressive, the whole work is vivid, and Xinyi is really a little similar.
"It's a really good drawing." Xinyi thinks that this hundred flowers are worth it.
"God's satisfaction is the greatest consolation for us." Hulu moved his shoulders and glanced at the progress of the rock candy.
I don't know if it's because the models of rock candy don't cooperate, or if rock candy is deliberately delaying time by greedy for other people's beauty, or both? In short, the progress of rock candy is very slow, and the work is only two-thirds completed.
Hulu answered the phone, hung up after chatting with the other side, got up and said to Xinyi: "Sister, I'll send you a colorful painting, it's free." ”
"Really?"
"What are you lying to, brother. It just so happens that my brother is familiar with the management of the convention and exhibition center, they have a scanner, you sit with this first, my brother will scan the painting to the computer, and go home at night to paint your computer color, you leave an address, and wait for me to mail the painting to you. ”
"What's so embarrassing?" said so, but he had already handed back the black and white manuscript in his hand, "Then thank you, Brother Hulu." ”
"You're welcome, Sister Butterfly."
The gourd carefully put away the sketch and walked in the direction of the elevator.
"You're flying?"
Jiayu came up coldly and made Xinyi's brain stunned.
"He's a gourd baby, you're a little butterfly, so what am I?"
I didn't expect Jiayu to be quite witty and humorous! In order to cooperate with him, Xinyi responded with a hippie smile.
"You're a green snake spirit!" She didn't have a brain at all, but it was in line with her style, and she wanted to tease each other, but when she saw the dark clouds on his face, she suddenly realized that something was wrong, and people were not making fun of her, so she hurriedly changed her words: "How is that possible!" You're grandpa! ”
"Poof-" Rock Candy really couldn't hold back, this girl was really getting darker and darker.
Jiayu snorted coldly, "Oh, is it, 'grandpa'?" ”
It's not as good as the green snake spirit, at least the green snake spirit is still young. He was already in a bad mood, but now he was even more irritable and depressed to the extreme, and asked himself a thousand and one times in his heart - why did he agree to come to the with her, he has been ignored, and now he is still humiliating and asking for trouble.
"You're an uncle." Because the gourd baby theater in her mind has not been dispersed, as a result, she hurriedly suppressed the word "master" four times, Jiayu's expression can already be described as terrible, Xinyi secretly scolded herself for being stupid, and quickly changed her words: "No, no, uncle, uncle!" She bit the second voice very hard, repeatedly emphasizing that he was a high-powered "grandfather", not a "grandfather" with big eyebrows and yellow hair.
Jiayu kept silent with a cold face, and Xinyi hugged Jiayu's waist tightly like a koala hugging a tree trunk, her chin resting on his shoulder and rubbing him coquettishly, staring at the sketch of rock candy.
Bingtang prefers the ancient style, and designed Jiayu as an ancient knight, galloping on horseback.
"Wow! Rock candy makes you so handsome! Let's frame it and hang it in the bedroom, shall we? ”
He ignored her, but pointed to the sketch of rock candy, pointed to the steed in his hand, and said, "Change it here." ”
The customer is God, and Bingtang put on a twelve-point business smile: "No problem, how do you want to change it?" ”
Jiayu's fingers left the sketch, pointed to the big head on his shoulder, and said word by word: "Change to ride her!" ”
Rock Candy's mouth was almost V-shaped, and he obviously thought Jiayu's idea was very creative: "Good idea! The expression needs to be changed, how about a 'pleasant smile'? ”
"If you can express the state of the slave owner, draw her as an M for me. In addition, it should be changed here to XXX......"
"Oh, great idea! Handsome guy, you have a good idea......"
"And here......"
"Oooh......"
"Why ......" Xin Yi let go of him, and wanted to open her mouth to dismiss the proposal, but at this time, Jia Yu touched her back at the right time, and heard a small "pop" through her coat, Xin Yi immediately straightened up, and the heat "Xiu Xiu" rose in her body, and she soon blushed.
"Jiayu, you hate it!"
She ran to the bathroom on the first floor, ashamed and annoyed.
Hate hate hate! He's unbuttoned her! It was very uncomfortable to rub around through her coat when she got to the front of her loose support, and the shoulder straps also slipped down as she ran, so she could only hold it with her hands, otherwise she might fall out if the running action was a little bigger.
Fortunately, the location of the toilet is not far and there are not many people along the way, otherwise it will be a big shame! I don't know, I thought she had failed the operation and moved it in place!
As a result, there was a big sign in front of the bathroom on the first floor: Cleaning.
Am I, right? Xinyi rushed to the second floor in tears, but there was only a men's toilet on the second floor!
I'm [beep-] your grandma's claws!
The third floor is finally a women's toilet, which can be used normally. Xinyi rushed in and slammed the door and locked it, and quickly took off her coat and put it back on.
Xinyi forced herself to resist the urge to scold while sorting out her clothes, if he wasn't her boyfriend, she would have greeted his ancestors for the eighteenth generation! But he can't be cheapened because of this, kneeling on the remote control won't help, kneeling will affect her watching TV, just let him go to the study to sleep from tonight! Xinyi glanced at the toilet behind her, no! Let him go to the toilet and sleep! Sit on the toilet when your thinker goes!
She swore an oath and looked like a swear. With this expression, he walked out of the bathroom and turned to the staircase.
“Bonjour! Mademoiselle! ”
A big black hand suddenly stretched out in front of her vision startled her, and looking back at the owner of the hand made her expression instantly relaxed.
"Ouch my mother!"
I can't help but call it out.
The "unknown creature" in front of her was a head taller than her, her body swayed from side to side, her hands swayed, and her whole person was covered by a black cloth, and she didn't even show her head. There is a white mask on the suspected head, three black holes forming the eyes and mouth, and a crescent-shaped red facial pattern at the corner of the eye, which is symmetrical horizontally and vertically.
Xinyi blinked, "...... Faceless man? ”