Chapter 9: The First Plan of the Dog-Headed Army

That night, Tony Stark entered Daniel's bedroom in the name of condolences to the staff.

Natasha looked at his back with a complicated expression, but after she saw the beautiful team who didn't know anything, her face was really more complicated.

But in reality, Tony's behavior is not so smooth.

When he was looking forward to drawing strength, experience, and perhaps luck from a 'emotionally stable' couple, he got one.

"So, you've never seen that blonde, blue-eyed, big-breasted girlfriend at all?" Tony asked expressionlessly.

"Some people have the same heart even if they don't meet each other." Daniel replied without any weakness and righteous words, "Stephanie and I have an extraordinary understanding and know each other. ”

He spoke so confidently that even Tony was shocked by him, and he really thought they were comparable to soul mates.

Especially in order to prove his words, Daniel flashed his big blue eyes and accused the other party: "I know that a playboy like you who only knows how to look at appearances will not understand." ”

......For the first time in his life, Tony Stark was choked and speechless.

At another time, he would definitely refuse this kind of exchange. However, because of the matter of Little Pepper recently, he was indeed a little helpless, so he had to listen patiently to the other party's 'high opinion'.

"If you don't understand, you have to learn!" Daniel continued with a strong voice, "But every couple breaks up, unless the other party makes an irreparable mistake...... Wait, have you made any irreparable mistakes? ”

"What is an irreparable major mistake?"

Tony asked patiently, he now felt that he hadn't bombarded this unreliable kid with a single shot, and he was really much better-tempered.

"For example, hiding private money ......"

"Pepper is the CEO of Stark Industries as a whole."

"What about cheating?"

"Uh...... In fact, it's been a long time since I've slept with a cover girl. Tony seemed to find this answer a little embarrassing, and quickly added: "Of course, my market is still very good, and I get a lot of small notes every time I go in public." ”

"What's there to be proud of?" Daniel looked at him with disgust, "It's not a plus in a relationship at all, right?" ”

"Don't talk nonsense, boy. Moving on, what else is irreparable major wrong? Tony digressed from the subject, a little unhappily.

'This kid is really too badly beaten, is this an attitude towards the boss? If it weren't for the fact that it was still useful now, I really wanted to put on the steel armor and bombard him! ’

Completely ignoring Tony's bad face, Daniel looked around sneaky, blue eyes looking at each other excitedly, and his face was still red.

Tony took a few steps back cautiously, and cautiously clasped his hands around his chest: "Stop, don't come here, what do you want to do?" I don't accept male fans' expressions of love! ”

"you! Am I going to take a fancy to you? Daniel gave him another disgusted look, "This question is more **, I'll talk to you a little closer." ”

Tony suddenly had a skeptical look of 'what the hell are you doing'.

It's really strange, the same blue eyes, Captain America's blue eyes are so upright, firm, and clear; Why did this kid's blue eyes sparkle and look innocent, but he always felt unreliable.

However, it was just talking, so Tony didn't avoid it this time.

Sure enough, after approaching him, the unreliable blue-eyed boy blushed and asked in his ear, "...... Impotence/impotence? You guys...... Is it disharmony in bed? ”

“#￥%%&*……”

The 10,000-word scolding quickly passed through his mind, and Tony gritted his teeth and greeted his ancestors for eighteen generations.

He struggled to control his desire to summon the armor immediately and blast this kid into slag, twisted his neck with difficulty, looked directly into the blue eyes, showed eight teeth, and replied with a smile: "I can let you feel it." ”

"No, no." Daniel stepped back cautiously, probably a keen instinct telling him of the danger of the moment.

He quickly changed the topic, looked like he scolded Fang Xuan, and made a major conclusion about the boss's emotional problems: "Since you don't have any irreparable major mistakes, it's because of the lack of communication." ”

Tony pressed his anger and raised an eyebrow, "Kind of makes sense." ”

Daniel, who was encouraged, became even more excited, "So, the most important thing is to get to know each other better." ”

"We know each other well enough." Tony said very politely, "I know a lot about Pepper everywhere. ”

"Really?"

"Hmm......" Tony suddenly remembered that the last time he gave a gift to Pepper, he gave the other party the only strawberry that he would be allergic to, and suddenly added with a slight emptiness: "Most of them, such as the size of the clothes, measurements or something...... You don't have to look at me, I won't tell you this...... Wait, what's that look on your face? ”

"Look at the look on the animal's face." Daniel replied with envy and hatred.

Is there anything more hateful than when you are still in the stage of 'Plato's spiritual love', and the other party has already 'turned over the clouds and rain, and the spirit/body has merged three hundred times'?

"Alright, alright." Tony burst out laughing.

He suddenly regained his self-confidence, and kindly stretched out his arm to wrap his arm around the other party's shoulder, and the two brothers said affectionately: "Don't worry, wait for you to help me get this." Well, I'll teach you two tricks to make sure your blonde and big-breasted girlfriend will never be able to do without you again. ”

"Really?" Daniel was a little tempted, and a little embarrassed to open his eyes, his two blue eyes flickering, "Then you can't hide yourself." ”

"Of course not. But, you know, there are some things...... It also depends on the talent. Tony said quite seriously: "A person as talented as me is still rare in the world......

"You're talented?" Daniel was surprised: "I always thought that you could make up for it by hard work!" ”

“……”

it! I still want to kill him!

Tony stared at him coldly, his big brown eyes angrily shooting death rays.

"Uh...... Belch...... Boss, I was wrong. Daniel quickly confessed, "Let's continue with the topic just now!" That's where it goes? Get to know each other better, yes, get to know each other better. ”

"How can we get to know each other better?"

Daniel repeated again, "I feel that you have offended Miss Potts. ”

Tony's face softened slightly, and with the thought of 'putting the big picture first', he decided to forgive this guy for his offense for the time being.

His tone was not very good justification: "I didn't offend her, we just ...... It's just that there is not much agreement, yes, it is not agreement. ”

"But Miss Potts doesn't want to hear your explanation at all now, anyway." Daniel pointed out sharply: "She doesn't believe what you say now." ”

"......" Tony was silent for a while, and had to admit that the other party's words still had some truth.

The repeated quarrels, as well as the previous palladium poisoning, he thought he was going to die, and all kinds of nonsense had already broken Xiao Pepper's heart, not to mention a series of dangers later, which made the other party frightened every time.

Even sometimes, he couldn't help but wonder if it was better to separate.

At least for Pepper, she can form a normal and happy family like an ordinary person, and she doesn't have to worry about her husband fighting some strange monster or something.

As a result, Tony's mood unconsciously dropped.

Daniel said enthusiastically: "...... Since she can't believe you, start over. ”

'Start over? ’

Tony's heart moved slightly, and he was quite interested in the interface: "You mean the time shuttle?" I don't have much research on this, however, there are several theories that still need to be verified, such as ......"

His mouth is a bunch of physics and cosmology knowledge about Einstein's theory of relativity, time and space, thinking wormholes, and so on.

Daniel was momentarily stunned.

"Stop! Stop! Stop! You're mistaken, I'm just saying, let you get to know her again on the Internet. ”

"On the web?" Tony reluctantly stopped his various ideas about the 'time shuttle' and returned to the topic.

This kind of performance made Daniel deeply suspicious, in this guy's heart, it is estimated that only technology is his favorite lover, right?

"yes, you've got such a great Jarvis."

"Thanks for the compliment, Mr. Black." Jarvis, who was everywhere, immediately responded.

"You're welcome." Daniel laughed.

"Don't flatter each other. Daniel, Jarvis isn't your boss; In the same way, Jarvis, I'm all of you. ”

"No one said you weren't." Daniel shrugged his shoulders indifferently and continued: "Anyway, with such a great Jarvis help, you can completely hide your identity, meet Pepper again on the Internet, and then, meet her in a new identity, understand her, and re-fall in love with her." ”

"Think about it, she doesn't know who you are, and she might confide in you. You can get to know her better, and at the same time, you can also make her fall in love with you again in another way. ”

"It's a good idea." Tony stroked his finely trimmed beard and agreed.

Moreover, considering the kid in front of him, he does have something unique (not ...... in 'online dating' ）。

Therefore, it seems quite feasible to start over in this way of online dating.

If Natasha was there, it would probably break the two bastard men.

What's a good idea, and what's wrong with this kind of 'fresh start' based on deception and immorality?

After the final goal and plan are determined, it is time to discuss the details.

Thanks to the help of the artificial intelligence Jarvis, Tony created more than forty different disguised identities in one go in order to ensure that nothing was lost, and there were various ID names, some of which were academic, some were hip-hop, and some were mature and stable......

Daniel was stunned: 'The boss is really generous! ’

In fact, he just meant to disguise his identity first, and then, get acquainted with Miss Potts on the Internet, and slowly increase his relationship and understanding.

However, the idea of a real tech nerd is clearly different.

He expanded, perfected, detailed, and shamelessly enlarged this simple plan......

"I don't know what type of man Pepper prefers." Tony said to himself, "According to common sense, I should like me the most." Just in case, though...... It's better to get it all right, and by the way, isolate all possible rivals. ”

It is conceivable that in the coming period, Miss Pepper Potts will usher in a round of pick-up frenzy on the Internet.

Her Twitter, Facebook, MSN and a series of other social tools will be captured by more than 40 different types of men with different identities. (.)