It's love season. This sentence has been seen everywhere lately.

Of course, the most of the most is from the mouth of the dormitory master.

"What love season, stinky sweat season is pretty much the same."

This is the case in Guangzhou, where the weather gets cold in December every year, and it is summer from March to November. However, in order to save some electricity bills, the students try to turn on the air conditioner as little as possible.

Maybe you will joke that the air conditioner only goes how many kilowatt-hours of electricity in a month? The four of them are evenly divided, and it doesn't cost much on average.

But for students with high self-esteem who don't want to burden their families, this is more than the expense, and of course it must be saved.

College costs more than expected, and money is always lost inadvertently. When you come back to your senses, only the empty wallet is left to show you a Song Xiaobao-style grin.

-- Deeper than the Mona Lisa's smile.

This understanding definitely does not originate from art, but from ideas and reality.

Once upon a time, when I heard the news that a child in Israel knew how to earn money to support himself from an early age, and even his parents did not need to spend a penny for his tuition fees; And Chinese children spend their parents' money from an early age, and even live to old age and gnaw until they are old.

Most of Israel are descendants of Jews, and they have been instilled with business acumen since childhood, while China has been instilled with education since childhood, and it is precisely because of the difference in thinking that the children of the two countries are different.

This excuse is very valid, because it is the case, and the country is like this. But when this "thought" grows up and sees the years carving deeper and deeper wrinkles on the parents' faces, and silver threads suddenly appear in their hair, this "thought" is buried in the hearts of most children.

If it's hot, it's hot, and you can save money on electricity. Because the unknown cost of the university is so much, and it is really inexplicable - inexplicable is gone.

So when Sister YY is wearing a camisole and shaking a fan, like some kind of girl in the courtyard, if you are her, you will hear the dormitory director say: "It's the love season." "How would you react?

Anyway, Sister YY pouted and replied: "What is the love season, the stinky sweat season is almost the same." ”

Sweat broke out all over his body.

"Let's go, take you to a cool place. Please eat shaved ice. ”

Near the school, there is a cold drink shop that has just opened, and business is very good.

Xin Yi looked at the dormitory director suspiciously, why was she suddenly willing to bleed?

It wasn't until the four of them went into the cold drink shop that they found out that they had their own "bank".

This is also the first time that everyone has heard that the dormitory director is in love.

"No wonder I croak in my ears every day." Sister YY said.

A woman in love naturally won't bother with her.

The other party is also a member of the student union, and his colleagues are in the same grade but different departments, and he met at an exchange meeting, he is a very Sven man, and his name is also Sven, called Chu Zixuan.

After chatting a few words, it was considered familiar, and the Korean drama sister ridiculed: "Chu Dacaizi, you Chinese beauty is like a cloud, why did you pick this failed trumpet flower in my family?" ”

The dormitory director pinched her: "You just bloomed the trumpet flower that failed!" ”

Chu Zixuan smiled faintly, "'The vermilion powder is not deep and even, and the idle flowers are faint spring'." Moreover, the flower language of morning glory is: love is eternal. ”

The vermilion powder is not deep and even, and the idle flowers are faint spring. From Zhang Xian's "Drunken Whip", it means that women are indifferent and do not compete with flowers, but they have their own unique charm.

It is indeed appropriate to describe Zhang Yawen in this way.

Yes, stealing chickens does not make rice, and ridicule is ridiculed.

So the Korean drama sister finally learned the power of the Chinese department, and never challenge the Chinese department in the future! Then Xinyi and the three of them finally understood the reason why the dormitory director ran to the library so diligently some time ago!

It's a conspiracy.

Looking at the appearance of the dormitory director and Chu Zixuan, Xinyi unconsciously imagined in her mind, imagining that she and her seniors were like this......

"Smack!" Xinyi suddenly slapped her hands on her face.

"What are you doing?"

"There are mosquitoes." Xinyi's explanation of the weakness of the heart.

"Zixuan, are there any handsome guys in your class, and help me introduce these good sisters."

"Yes, yes!" The Korean drama sister agreed, "You can't enjoy it alone, you have to be evenly wetted with rain and dew!" ”

Chu Dacaizi's smile was a little stiff, "That, classmate Tang Lanlan, are your words a little ...... Unsuitable? ”

"Ahh Comprehend the spirit, comprehend the spirit! Hehehehehe......" The Korean drama sister laughed.

However, the dormitory director's mention of yì Chu Zixuan was very much in favor of it, after all, since his relationship with Zhang Yawen was known to his roommates, he basically became a "public enemy of the dormitory". The three bachelors watched him talk and laugh with his girlfriend on the phone every day, and asked them to be embarrassed.

"Why don't you all come out for dinner this Saturday?" Chu Zixuan said, "By the way, I know you." "As for whether it will succeed or not, it depends on yourself.

"Wow, wow, wow. Is this a college blind date? Sister Korean drama said.

"Look at your size! At most, it's a sorority. The dormitory chief rolled his eyes.

So I decided to eat at a cafeteria on Saturday night.

"I originally wanted to order Haidilao, but the road was too far and full." The head of the dormitory said regretfully.

"Come on, you, Haidilao is so expensive." Although there are many dishes and good service, the price of Haidilao is not as expensive as ordinary for students.

"Rest assured. I have my family darling. "What the head of the dormitory said is heartless.

The implication is that she has a mobile bank anyway. The question is, what about them?

Xinyi and the three of them were thinking, did you start with the deposit figures of other people's banks to deepen your understanding?

It finally came to Saturday night.

This cafeteria is very popular with students because of its fair price, undeceived children, and a lot of variety.

Half of the shop is made up of A University students.

They found a card seat by the window and sat down, and the waiter asked, "What do you want?" ”

"Mandarin duck pot! The spicy side should be super spicy! ”

The mandarin duck pot is indeed the bottom of the pot that can meet the taste of the public, but I always feel that the dormitory has a deep meaning in ordering this pot bottom?

Chu Zixuan boasted about his girlfriend and said: "Red and white, it looks auspicious." ”

Okay, Chinese, it's really enough.

Super spicy is for boys, Chu Zixuan said that these in his dormitory are the best of the spicy.

The bottom of the pot was quickly served, but except for the only pair of lovers, the other singles were a little embarrassed.

But you can't sit around a pot, can you?

Sister YY dragged Xinyi to get something. The two boys said to get some beer and drinks. The table was soon filled with a variety of vegetables and meats, beer and drink glasses.

The iron pot boiling in front of you is separated by S-shaped iron sheets, and the red and white soup are on one side. As soon as the waiter put the bottom of the pot, a choking and spicy taste rushed to his mind. The pot was soaked in unknown mushrooms and vegetables, and several people added mutton rolls, fish tofu and other foods to it, and the red soup quickly boiled like hell.

"Come on, let's go." Chu Zixuan sat in the middle, clapped his hands and called on everyone to move their chopsticks, "You can adjust the ingredients yourself." ”

Chu Zixuan gave an order, everyone picked up chopsticks, and then they all took out the cooked meat slices from the red soup and put them in their mouths. Shut up and chew, the world is turned upside down in an instant, and everyone changes color.

"Spicy, spicy!" Everyone couldn't stand it and screamed.

What spreads on the tongue is not so much the taste as the feeling of being hit with a rough stick. It's like taking the hottest pepper in the world and throwing it in and cooking it. The eight of them were so painful that they almost fainted, and they hurriedly got enough drinks to drink, but they didn't expect to add fuel to the fire and make their tongues even more painful.

"Earth, hell hot pot!" As soon as Xinyi exited, the other seven people immediately agreed.

On the red side, there was nothing to do, and they began to pick up the lamb slices in the white soup again.

I thought the white soup would make my tongue feel a little better, but it turned out to be no less spicy. The tongue is so spicy that it is impossible to tell the subtle difference between red and white soup. If the cultural connotation of "looks auspicious" is removed, it does not make sense to distinguish between red and white soup.

For a moment, beads of sweat the size of beans poured out of everyone's foreheads.

The waiter, on the other hand, threw a sympathetic look of "I knew it was going to be like this".

"Yawen, this is too spicy, isn't it?"

"Haha, bad luck! Pay attention next time. ”

There will be no next time! -- The voices of others.

However, after being troubled like this, everyone's conversation box was also opened, and the previous embarrassing scene was swept away, and they began to talk and laugh.

The tongue is already spicy, and when I talk and laugh, my mouth is even more dry. Xinyi got up and said, "I'll go get some more drinks." ”

The boy sitting across from her also suddenly got up, "I'll help you get it together." ”

Watching them leave, the dormitory director winked at his boyfriend and whispered, "It seems to be a joke." ”

Just as he was saying this, the girl sitting at the table in front of him suddenly shouted: "Isn't it Han Jiayu across the street?" ”