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Ren Yao wiped his face casually and said with a smile: "Didn't everyone say that the Jade Emperor was omnipotent?" Let's go to heaven after we die, and ask the Jade Emperor for silver, or it will be over. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
The fat man's face turned blue and white, and he didn't make a sound for a long time, and finally smiled bitterly at Ren Xiaoyao and said, "Brother Ren, no, Uncle Ren, are you my own uncle?" Please, stop playing, you played me to death, who will accompany you to the Qinglou to drink flower wine in the future? Let's get serious. ”
Ren Xiaoyao glanced at him in disappointment and said, "In this way, you must not agree with this first method?" ”
The fat man didn't answer, and glared at him.
Ren Xiaoyao sighed and said, "Okay, let's use the second method......"
"What's the solution?" The fat man asked expectantly.
Ren Xiaoyao's calm face suddenly became gloomy and hideous, and his handsome face was distorted and said fiercely: "Robbery, kidnapping tickets!" ”
When the fat man heard this, he froze again, and only after a while did he expect Ai Ai to say, "Hit ...... Rob? Kidnap? ”
Ren Xiaoyao nodded very affirmatively, lowered his voice and said, "Yes!" Robbery, kidnapping! There must be a lot of corrupt officials in the court who take bribes and have cramps, let's just tie him up secretly, and then charge him a huge ransom, if you dare not give money, we will tear up the ticket! Anyway, this kind of corrupt official dies one less one, which can not only purify the atmosphere of the court, but also generate income for us, killing two birds with one stone......"
Isn't this guy crazy?
The fat man looked left and right with a pale face, the fat all over his body trembled, and the cold sweat on his head was running down, looking at Ren Xiaoyao in disbelief, as if looking at Ren Xiaoyao like a madman.
Ren Xiaoyao saw the fat man looking at him with such eyes, and couldn't help twisting his body a little shyly, and said shyly and modestly: "...... These days I have been in Qinglong Mountain, and I have learned a little experience, which is nothing, not nothing......"
The fat man reacted for a long time, then covered his chest with a painful expression, and did not speak for a long time.
Frightened, Ren Xiaoyao hurriedly ran to the fat man's side, helped him stroke his chest, and said while stroking: "Oh, your heart is too fragile, what can you do in the future?" I haven't said anything yet, you're like this, if I tell you, the first person to be kidnapped by us is the head of the household book, Jun Songjun, you won't immediately faint with joy! That old boy doesn't know how much oil and water he has scooped up, and I haven't been beating him for a day or two......"
The fat man's eyes widened when he heard this, and then he opened his mouth, probably wanting to scold two swear words, but before the words came out, his neck was crooked, and he was unconscious.
Ren Xiaoyao was busy for a long time before he woke up the fat man and turned around, and the fat man woke up with a dull gaze, looking at Ren Xiaoyao and wanting to cry without tears. The bitterness in my heart is indescribable.
One is the prince of the dynasty, the respect of the prince, and the other is the concubine of the dynasty, the second rank of the master, the two are locked in the room to discuss how to kidnap the court officials and extort ransom. This is the ...... The word "crazy" is no longer enough to describe its madness, and it is probably more reliable to use "madness......
The fat man looked at Ren Xiaoyao pitifully, and his heart was full of bitterness: "Brother Ren...... Woo, let's not play, okay? Let's not fight for this prince, what a bit of, as for forcing the prince of the dynasty and the second-rank officials to kidnap and blackmail? How do I feel that the two of us have reached the point of exhaustion? It's sad to think about! ”
Ren Xiaoyao glared at him and said, "I didn't expect you to be quite sentimental, and you will learn less from the red-card girls in the Qinglou in the future!" Brought you all down, does your appearance have anything to do with sentimentality? People can look up at the sky at a pure angle of 45 degrees, and don't let tears flow, such a difficult action, you are fat like this, okay? Who's for the neck? ”
The fat man hurriedly said: "Don't say this, Brother Ren, you have to think twice!" Kidnapping the Hubu Shangshu, spread this matter to let my father know, don't say that you are done, I don't want to pick it out, there is no impermeable wall in the world......"
"Don't worry, I've already thought it out, you don't have to come forward to do this, I'll do it. When the time comes, I'll cover my face so that no one can recognize me. ”
"But...... The city defense army patrols day and night......"
Ren Xiaoyao smiled and said, "You forgot? I am the general of the capital garrison, and I am the chief boss of the city defense army, hehe......"
"But...... There are secret agents in the imperial court......"
"You forgot again? I'm the Shadow Leader, the head of the Imperial Court's secret agents, hehe......"
The fat man covered his face and groaned, and made a deafening conclusion: "...... Power gives you a breeding ground for sin! ”
Ren Xiaoyao said with a smile: "Look at what you said, what kind of crime, just kidnapping a few corrupt officials, this is to eliminate harm for the people, and you will become the emperor in the future." You'll have to send me a pennant of good citizens. ”
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The fat man staggered away from Ren's mansion, and walked out in despair, muttering in his mouth: "I was wrong, I shouldn't know you, I was really wrong......"
Ren Yao smiled and looked at the fat man's distant back. But I have already calculated it in my heart.
The situation is not for me. Be sure to put the fat man on the throne of the prince! Even if you do everything you have, even if you fight hard with your opponent, you have to help the fat man up at all costs!
Both he and the fat man are well aware. Now although the capital is harmonious on the surface, in fact, there is a dark tide surging, and all the forces are on the stage, and they are looking at each other. Since the day the emperor pushed him and the fat man to a high position, the two of them have inevitably become the focus of attention of various forces. Sailing against the current, if you don't advance, you will retreat, if you retreat, but there is a danger of destroying your family! Regardless of whether the crown prince ascends the throne in the end, or another prince becomes the prince, there is no doubt that Ren Xiaoyao and the fat man will become the targets of purge.
The situation has tied the fat man and Ren Xiaoyao to the same boat, one is prosperous and the other is lost. Only help the fat man sweep away the opponent. Let him be the crown prince, so that he and the Ren family can continue to enjoy the holy grace, and even more glorious than before, so that the Ren family can survive in the battle for imperial power and spread out.
It's just that. Is this crown prince so contentious? He and the fat man, two hairy boys, have no connections in the court, no foundation, and hold great power in their hands. But it is like a castle in the sky, and it is built gorgeously. One day, under the ridiculed eyes of the ministers, it will also collapse with a bang, and there will be no tiles.
Ren Xiaoyao thought of this and sighed heavily. How do you spend your days? Simply pulled the family and the fat man, let's go up the mountain to be bandits, anyway, I am also the second master in Qinglong Mountain, the days of drinking wine and eating meat in a big bowl are not much more comfortable than the life of deception now? However, it is estimated that the father, mother and wife will not agree, and the fat man will rather die than obey......
was thinking wildly, and the next person came to report that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince came to visit.
Ren Xiaoyao was surprised, what is the prince doing here? As the prince of the country, he condescended to the door of the courtiers, I don't know what calculations he had?
Ren Xiaoyao didn't dare to slack off, hurriedly put on his official uniform, and hurriedly walked to the front hall.
When I came to the front hall, I saw that the prince was standing in the front hall, looking up and admiring the peony wealth hanging in the front hall, with an elegant and leisurely demeanor.
Ren Xiaoyao glanced around again, and found that the prince came empty-handed, and couldn't help but smack his mouth, and the boss in his heart was unhappy.
Aren't we a country of etiquette? Why don't you bring gifts when you come to the door of the State of Etiquette? In the past, the prince was very polite when he came, but now he came empty-handed, which is really rude......
Ren Xiaoyao hurriedly walked a few steps, stepped forward and knelt down and said: "Weichen Ren Xiaoyao, I have seen His Royal Highness the Prince, I didn't know that the prince had arrived, and I missed the distance, please forgive Your Highness!" ”
The prince did not call for a flat body, but took the initiative to step forward, stretched out his hand to help Ren Xiaoyao up, and then grabbed Ren Xiaoyao's hand, patted it gently, and said with a smile: "Lord Ren doesn't have to be polite, this time he came in a hurry, and he was an uninvited villain, and I hope that Lord Ren will not be surprised." ”
Ren Xiaoyao's hand was tightly grasped by the prince, and he had a thick layer of goosebumps all over his body, and even a little creepy.
What's wrong with this ancient man! The two big men hold hands at every turn, are they disgusting? Can't you talk well? Holding hands makes the relationship seem intimate? Lao Tzu was discussing with the fat man just now how to push you off the stage......
It was not very polite to withdraw his hand, Ren Xiaoyao had to turn his hand and hold the prince's hand tightly, and said with deep affection: "His Royal Highness the prince personally came to Weichen's cold house, and Weichen is really grateful!" …… Wechen was kidnapped by thieves this time, and in prison, Wechen was thinking about His Highness all the time, thinking of failing to repay His Highness's kindness to Wechen, and the regret in Wechen's heart couldn't be over......"
Ren Xiaoyao said as he gently stroked the prince's white and delicate hands, as affectionate and focused as touching a lover's slender hand, with an extremely ambiguous attitude.
This time it was the prince's turn to be cold, so the prince hurriedly withdrew his hand without a trace, and said with a dry smile: "Lord Ren is really ...... Really, enthusiastic, hehe, Lord Ren's mind, lonely heart to lead, heart to understand, cough cough ......"
After speaking, the prince hurriedly sat down on the guest seat in the front hall, faintly separated from Ren Xiaoyao a few steps away.
Ren Xiaoyao smiled proudly in his heart. Look, how good it is to talk like this, why do you have to hold hands? Disgusting, huh?
After the prince sat down, he looked at him carefully and looked at him carefully. smiled and said, "Lord Ren is in distress this time." Gu was very worried about it, and Gu also asked his father to send more troops to search for the whereabouts of Lord Ren. Now that Mengtian is lucky, Lord Ren has finally returned safely, which is really gratifying! ”
Ren Xiaoyao smiled and said: "His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has a heart, and Weichen is grateful." ”
The prince sighed: "Speaking of which, although you and I are ministers in the same palace. But there have been very few contacts, but you have always valued the lone adult, and now the father and the emperor are sick, you and I are both courtiers, when we abandon the previous suspicions, and the government is a common assistant, does Lord Ren think so? ”
Ren Xiaoyao was puzzled when he heard this, the previous suspicion? I don't have a grudge against you. To tell the truth, the relationship between Ren Xiaoyao and the prince has been known from time to now. The two have never had a direct conflict, but intrigue in the dark is unavoidable, and many times, the first impression between people determines whether the two are friends or foes. It's a pity. The crown prince and Ren Xiaoyao didn't look at each other at first sight, so that in the later battle between the dynasty and the party, Pan rebelled, including the current struggle for the throne. They have been secretly fighting against each other.
Ren Xiaoyao froze down, and then said with a smile: "Your Highness is serious." Weichen is the emperor's courtier, and he will also be His Highness's courtier in the future, how dare the courtier have any previous suspicions with His Highness. If there was anything wrong with Weichen before, I hope His Highness will be magnanimous, don't worry about Weichen, Wechen will make amends to His Highness here. ”
Ren Xiaoyao's words were calm and steady, neither humble nor arrogant, but they made the prince a little embarrassed.
"Lord Ren is very polite, hehe." The prince was still smiling, and his eyes flashed with a bit of complicated color.
"Lord Ren returned to Beijing last night, but do you know that King Shou and King Ying have also returned to Beijing?"
Ouch! It's insidious! This guy is testing me.
Ren Xiaoyao raised his head, his eyes were blank, and he pretended to be stupid: "King Shou and King Ying? I don't know, Weichen entered the palace when he returned to Beijing last night, went home and went to sleep, slept until he got up just now, and dared to ask His Royal Highness the Prince, this King Shou and King Ying...... Uh, what are they going back to Beijing for? ”
Hearing this, the prince stared at Ren Xiaoyao for a long time, and suddenly smiled: "It's nothing, Lone just mentioned it casually, Lord Ren doesn't have to take it to heart." Lone came here today, in addition to visiting Lord Ren and being shocked by the adults, there is also something I want to explain to Lord Ren. ”
Ren was carefree, and hurriedly said respectfully: "Your Highness, please speak, Weichen listens." ”
The prince pondered for a moment, his expression was solemn, and he said with a straight face: "Lone and Lord Ren have known each other for a long time, so there is no need to beat around the bush with you." Although Lone and adults have never had deep friendships, Lone has always valued adults. Now that the Lord and the King of Fu are in high positions, there are many people in the court who are jealous and slanderous. At least one-third of the recitals he receives every day are the ...... of the impeachment of the Lord and the Fu King."
Ren Xiaoyao's heart moved, the prince's tone today, as if he was going to have a showdown with me, now that the situation is unclear, his showdown is inevitably a little too early, right?
The crown prince sighed and continued, "...... Those can't explain anything, but from the other side, it just shows that the popularity of adults and Fu Wang, now in the court is really not very good. ”
Ren Xiaoyao nodded absentmindedly.
"Gu said bluntly today, Lord Ren, what are you and King Fu plotting? Sage Yun: 'The filial one, so the king, the younger brother, so the chief, the merciful, so the all. 'Lone has been the prince for ten years, and in the past ten years, Lone has been trembling all the time, walking on thin ice, every word and deed, not daring to exceed half a point, Lone is doing his best, and trying to do a good job in every role, to his father, to his brother and sister, to the minister of civil and military affairs, and to the common people...... Lone strives to make everyone around him satisfied. Lone has done so many things, and he asks himself that he is worthy of the people of the world, but why are there still so many people who oppose Lone, and want to push Lone off the position of prince and then hurry? ”
The prince spoke faster and faster, his emotions mixed with a little excitement, and after saying this, the prince stopped and breathed a few times.
Ren Xiaoyao was confused by the prince's sudden words, this ...... What does this mean? Croak? Or sensationalism? Why are you telling me this? We're not from the same country. You can't dig out your heart with me, isn't it much better for you to tell the fat man?
Seeing Ren Xiaoyao sitting on the chair with straight eyes, and didn't say a word, the prince couldn't help but sigh a little disappointed, and then resumed his usual smiling expression, and said gently: "Lone just lost his temper, please forgive me." However, what Lone said just now was from the bottom of his heart, Lord Ren. You and I have never had a grudge, we could have been friends, and the lonely and blessed king can also be a pair of close brothers. Now that his father's body is not as good as day by day, after King Shou and King Ying entered Beijing, they did not want to serve their father. Instead, they move around. Befriending the minister, you should also know that these two people have bad intentions and are aimed at. First of all, the prince is lonely, and secondly, he is the king of Fu who has entered the ministry, and Lord Ren must understand the truth of dead lips and cold teeth, if you and I can abandon our previous suspicions and join forces to fight. No matter how great their abilities are, they can't turn the sky upside down......"
Seeing that Ren Xiaoyao still looked like he was going to die and was silent, the prince said in an aggravated tone: "If Lord Ren is willing, Lone is willing to swear here, and from now on treat Lord Yi as a countryman, even if Lone will take the throne in the future, this promise will never change!" The Blessed King will always be the Blessed King, and he will always be the Blessed King who dominates the Ministry of Officials. ”
Ren Xiaoyao finally understood at this time. The crown prince has come to ask for an alliance today. It's for this to go around in such a big circle. I'm really convinced by these ancient people!
The prince's words are tantamount to indirectly making a wish for the future of Ren Xiaoyao and the fat man, as long as they agree to join forces, the fat man is still the blessed king, and Ren Xiaoyao can continue to be in the court.
It's a pity. Ren Xiaoyao didn't believe a word about the prince's words.
Pan Shangshu rebelled, and the prince forced the Shence army to stand still, planning to come out with a praying mantis to catch cicadas. The yellow finch is behind, and this person's mind is vicious. The depth of the calculation is really terrifying, and the promises made by such people are not much higher than the value of a fart. Ren Xiaoyao knew with his ass that once King Shou and King Ying were driven out of the capital after the alliance was formed, the prince would turn his face and clean him up and the fat man fiercely. The so-called non-toxic husband is a matter of the ninety-five, and a fluttering promise is a fart!
But how to reject the crown prince? I can't agree, and I can't offend him too much, otherwise the prince will definitely give himself small shoes to wear in the future, which will be a big headache.
Ren Xiaoyao's mind was spinning rapidly, and he was thinking about how to phrase it, when Qian Yun came out of the back hall and said softly: "Husband, the foreman came to the new mansion and asked what style the cloister garden was built, I'm afraid you have to make up your mind about this matter......
Ouch! Good wife, it's so appropriate!
Ren Xiaoyao couldn't wait to pick up Qian Yun on the spot and chirp her fiercely.
After Qian Yun finished speaking, she saw the prince, and hurriedly saluted the prince, and said coquettishly: "Mi'er has seen His Royal Highness the prince." ”
The prince looked at Qian Yun with a smile, and said softly: "I haven't seen Mi'er for a long time, but I didn't expect that after becoming a wife for the first time, her temperament is much softer than before. ”
Qian Yun pursed her lips and smiled quietly, but did not speak. Although the two are brother and sister, they were not born to the same mother after all, and they have been very estranged since they were children.
The prince smiled and said: "Lord Ren has something to do, so I won't bother it, what Ren Cai said to my lord, I hope that my lord will think twice, and wait for good news." ”
After speaking, the prince nodded and smiled at Qian Yun, then got up to say goodbye.
Ren Xiaoyao was busy and diligently supporting the prince, and said in a very dog-legged tone: "Oh, His Royal Highness the prince, are you leaving?" Why don't you sit for a little longer? Wechen is not well entertained, I am really ashamed, His Royal Highness the Prince, slow down, there is a pit in front of you, be careful to keep your feet ......"
Until the prince was sent out of the door, Ren Xiaoyao still looked at the prince, his eyes were full of resentment and reluctance, and there was a bit of ardent expectation, and his shiny and watery eyes made the prince's scalp tingle for a while, and he didn't understand why this unobtrusive guy looked at himself like this.
After the prince boarded the chariot and left, Ren Xiaoyao was still reluctant to look at it.
Suddenly, he felt that his hind legs were gently kicked, and when he looked back, he saw Qian Yun staring at him with a thin and angry face.
"What's the matter with you still standing in the doorway and turning into a lookout? Sycophants are too much, right? Qian Yun chirped angrily.
Ren Xiaoyao's face collapsed when he heard this, and he said with a cry: "Am I a sycophant? I'm waiting for the benefits......"
"What benefits? When the prince came to our house, it was clear that it was a weasel who gave the chicken a New Year's greeting, and he didn't have a good heart, you can't see it? ”
Ren Xiaoyao said with a sad face: "Even if the weasel greets the chicken, it has to bring some gifts when it comes to the door!" Are there weasels who come to the door empty-handed to greet the New Year? Your mother's prince brother is really impolite, and the meaning of 180,000 is fine...... Alas, in vain entertained ......"
It turned out that this guy looked like a diligent dog, just to wait for the prince to give him a silver ticket, this person is shameless, and it is rare in the world.
Qian Yun laughed angrily, and gently smashed Ren Xiaoyao twice with her small fist, and said with a smile: "Are you so good?" My father-in-law is the richest man in the Hua Dynasty, and you look like a flower child. It's a shame to follow the prince and wait for benefits......"
Ren Xiaoyao glanced at her and snorted coldly, "Are you embarrassed to say?" If you hadn't dug up my private money, you thought I would be happy to beg for favors like a Hanako? - Hey, I said you had to at least give me a little back, right? Ten chests of gold for you to swallow. Eating alone is a taboo. Bandits understand the truth of not killing them all, you won't be so unrighteous, right? ”
As soon as Qian Yun heard him say that he was a bandit, he came to the fire, and snorted coldly when he heard this: "I'm sorry, this palace is a princess." It's not that Rausch bandit, you don't know what the morality of the rivers and lakes, you are looking for the wrong person! ”
Ren Xiaoyao immediately realized that he had said the wrong thing, because of Luo Yueniang's relationship, the word bandit had become a sensitive word for the Ren family. Seeing Qian Yun's angry resentful woman's appearance, Ren Xiaoyao hurriedly laughed and coaxed her, and it took a while to appease Qian Yun's anger to subside.
"The prince is coming to join forces with you today, don't agree indiscriminately." Qian Yun said worriedly: "Although they are all brothers and sisters of the same royal clan, but I have known him somewhat since I was a child, the prince is a small person, and he will repay him, and joining forces with him is tantamount to seeking skin with the tiger." You have to think clearly, don't lead our Ren family to a dead end. ”
Ren Xiaoyao blinked and said with a smile: "So you were hiding behind and eavesdropping just now?" And then run out in time to interrupt when I need you the most? ”
Qian Yun wrinkled her nose coquettishly, and snorted: "I'm not afraid that you fool will be hot-headed for a while, and I agreed to him without thinking about anything." From then on soured evil. ”
"My wife is so understanding, like a flower, being able to marry you is really a blessing that I cultivated in my previous life......" Ren Yao did not hesitate to send a sycophant. (To be continued.) )
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