The secluded path was so quiet that I could tickle my hair.

Seeing me walking around beside the boulder with a dog-beating stick, Chen Lao shouted at the top of his voice: "Little girl, you have been walking back and forth more than thirty times. If you don't faint, my Ah Yan is also dizzy. Can you do it or not? ”

"It's thirty-three!" I retorted, and then squatted down and knocked on the corner of the boulder with a dog-beating stick: "Old Chen, do you know that anyone who doubts me in this world will be slapped in the face by me in the end?" ”

Chen Lao, whose patience had reached the limit, snorted coldly: "If you can pry open this boulder and take out Ah Yan's corpse, let alone slap your face, even if you cut off my entire face." ”

Following Chen Lao's words, I couldn't help but think about the bloody picture in my mind.

I shivered and got goosebumps that climbed up my back, and only a pervert like Chen Lao could come up with this kind of torture.

Seeing that I shook and hit the boulder with a dog-beating stick, Chen Lao hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed my hand, his face was full of hideousness, as if he was facing the enemy who killed his father, and shouted angrily: "If you dare to smash Ah Yan's corpse, I will definitely smash the bones of your body!" ”

The excited old man Chen had great strength, as if he was about to break my wrist, and it hurt me so much that I bared my teeth and cracked my teeth. However, at this moment, the strength at the wrist suddenly loosened, and the old Chen in front of me fell to the ground with a muffled snort, and I turned to see Lan Yi who appeared in front of me with a stone in his hand.

Lan Yi saw that I was stunned, and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law wants to open the boulder, don't worry." ”

In this world, there are very few people who know what I think about. I raised the corners of my lips and smiled back: "It's still my little uncle who understands me!" ”

There was a muffled thud, and I half-crawled on the ground with a very indecent demeanor, and continued to hit the boulder vigorously from the vertical side. The sound of the crash resounded like a bell on the path.

After a stick of incense, my hands that were holding the dog beating stick were already bleeding from the violent impact, and Lan Yi, who was originally standing next to me to help me wipe my sweat, suddenly said: "Sister-in-law, Chen Lao has been knocked out by Ah Yi." Or we'll take the opportunity to drive away. ”

I knew that Lan Yi was out of concern for me, but I didn't stop what I was doing. I gritted my teeth and said, "Little uncle, although I am a woman, there is no difference between me and a man who stands up to the sky except for his body structure. Since I promised Chen Lao to help him remove his daughter-in-law's body, I will never lose my word. ”

Lan Yi stood beside me and was silent, took out a plain oil paper bag from his arms and handed it to me: "Sister-in-law, after knocking for so long, you must be hungry." As the saying goes, there is no ploughed land, only tired cattle. Sister-in-law eats something, and it's not too late to continue hitting the boulder when her strength is restored. ”

No. I didn't have time to refuse, and the moment Lan Yi opened the plain oil paper bag, a smell of meat greeted me......

"It's the braised pigeon of Wuweiju!" I hurriedly threw away the dog beating stick and took the braised pigeon handed by Lan Yi, and asked excitedly while eating: "Little uncle, why do you have a braised pigeon in your arms!" ”

Lan Yi picked up the dog beating stick stained with my blood on the ground, frowned, and said in a deep voice: "On the day I went out, when my sister-in-law went back to the room to change clothes, I went to Wuweiju on purpose. ”

Hearing Lan Yi's words, I suddenly felt so happy that I was about to cry.

What more can you ask for if you have a little uncle like this?

At this time, Lan Yi, who looked down at the dog stick, said again: "Sister-in-law, you go to the side to eat, and let Ah Yi also try it?" ”

"You're going to try it?" I didn't even have time to swallow the pigeon in my mouth, and I was surprised to grow and blurt out my mouth. This princess has never lost her temper like this, but when I think that the person who came to see my gaffe was none other than Lan Yi, I didn't feel a pimple in my heart.

Although he knew that Lan Yi was powerless, since Lan Yi had thought about addiction, what harm would it be to try. Princess Ben is ready!

"Little uncle, the place is vacated for you."

As I spoke, I squatted aside with a plain oil paper bag and let Lan Yi tinker with the boulder.

On the secluded path, I happily shook my head and hummed the song of cultivating immortals while eating braised pigeon. I felt that the sound of my humming had drowned out the sound of Lan Yi hitting the stone with a dog-beating stick.

As I expected, Lan Yi only hit his fair forehead three times before fine sweat oozed.

"Little uncle, you are simply knocking stones with your life."

I hurriedly stuffed the last piece of pigeon into my mouth and walked over to Lan Yi, just as he suddenly stood up.

"It's dangerous." I couldn't help but pat my aching chest in time, and my face almost hit Lan Yi's teeth!! There were tooth marks on his chest, and there were clothes to block it. If this face is bruised, do you want me to build a golden mask to cover my face like Fusu? And with my identity in the Lan family, Mrs. Lan is only willing to give me a silver mask at most......

"Sister-in-law, what did you say?" The hot air I muttered sprayed on Lan Yi's face, and Lan Yi asked with a red face as he stepped back.

"Ah Yi be careful!" Seeing Lan Yi stepping on the bones of the pigeon I threw on the ground and leaning back, I hurriedly leaned forward to stop Lan Yi's waist.

Xiao is because of the previous force, at this time Lan Yi has fine sweat on his forehead, his face is as red as the sunset, and a pair of eyes as deep as ink are like frightened deer looking at me in a daze at this time.

It was as if I had been caught in the whirlpool of Lan Yi's eyes, and time seemed to stand still at this moment, until Lan Yi patted my face with a sloppy hand, and I came back to my senses.

"Ah Yi, thank you for your sister-in-law's rescue."

"Yes." I nodded, my burning gaze still locked on Lan Yi's eyes as deep as black jade.

"Sister-in-law......"

"Huh?"

"Sister-in-law, Ah Yi has already stood firm. You can let me go and keep knocking stones. ”

Oh yes, there's still a stone to knock! Lan Yi's waist is clearly a handful of bones, and it is very tight, but the moment I let go of my hand, my heart was inexplicably empty.

Seeing that I was stunned when I looked at my hand, Lan Yi reminded: "Sister-in-law, Chen Lao is about to wake up." ”

You must smash the boulder before Chen Lao wakes up! No longer thinking about where the inexplicable love in my heart came from, I snatched the dog-beating stick from Lan Yi's hand and slammed it towards the boulder.

In ancient times, there were water drops to wear stones, and the iron pestle was sharpened into a needle, and today the princess will combine the two into one, and the pestle will hit the stone through!

After eating the braised pigeon, I didn't want to increase my strength, so I just knocked on it, and I heard the sound of a stone cracking in my ears.

In the next moment, I saw that the boulder in front of me began to appear spider-web-like cracks and extend in all directions.

"Little uncle! I did it! ”

"It's my sister-in-law who is good at strength and intelligence." Lan Yi smiled and squatted down and began to move the rubble that was pressing on Ah Yan's body with me.

The rubble was gradually moved away by Lan Yi and me, and a skeleton was exposed to the sun.

"Little uncle, slow down!" When Lan Yi was about to move out of the skeleton, I hurriedly grabbed Lan Yi's hand and shouted.

Facing the surprise in Lan Yi's eyes, I pointed to the skeleton and explained, "Little uncle, it is not moss that covers this skeleton, but a corpse poison that looks very much like moss. If you accidentally touch this corpse poison, the whole body will gradually begin to fester, and finally the intestines will rot and die. Little uncle, go and get the dagger that Ah Yi gave me in the baggage, as well as three jars of spirits. ”

It was obvious that Lan Yi in front of him had been stupid by the word "corpse poison" blurted out by me, and he wondered that Chen Lao would not allow me to use the knife on Ah Yan's bones when he woke up. I hurriedly said, "Uncle is not the time to be in a daze, go get it." ”

An hour later.

When Chen Lao slowly opened his eyes, what appeared in front of him was a skeleton that seemed intact.

"This is ......" Chen Lao trembled like a stroke and pointed to the skeleton that I had placed on the brocade cloth, "This can't be Ah Yan's skeleton!" Ah Yan was crushed under the boulder, and even if you did move the boulder, her bones would have been crushed long ago. How could it be...... As intact as it is now. ”

"Old Chen, look there." I weakly pointed to the place where the boulder was originally located, "With my strength, I can't move this boulder." In order to avoid breaking Ah Yan's bones as much as possible, I focused on smashing the boulder from the longitudinal side, and then took out Ah Yan's broken bones and reassembled them. If I have blasphemed Ah Yan, I hope you will forgive me. "Before Chen Lao woke up, I told Lan Yi that if Chen Lao couldn't forgive me for my actions, he would continue to knock him unconscious with a dog beating stick before he went berserk, and then ran away.

Old Chen, who didn't want tears on his face, knelt down in front of me with a thud and kowtowed to me three times.

"Old Chen, you are ......"

Seeing that his forehead was bleeding, I hurriedly helped him up.

Old Chen choked up and said: "Little girl, for saving my wife's kindness, I Chen Yizhi can't repay it." If there is an afterlife, I am willing to repay you by being a cow or a horse. ”

Frightened by Old Chen's reaction, I hurriedly waved my hand: "It's just a trivial matter, Old Chen, you don't have to repay your life." ”

At this moment, Lan Yi suddenly spoke: "Sister-in-law, you tried your best to knock on the boulder sixty-nine times, and your hands were already a blur of flesh and blood, how could it be a trivial matter." ”

Is Lan Yi so exaggerated, I'm just wearing out the skin.

Old Chen was stunned when he heard this, and instead took out a yellowed book from his arms and stuffed it into my hand: "Little girl, you are the benefactor of me and Ah Yan. Now I can't repay it, so I'll give you this copy of "Zhong's Boxing". ”

"I want to write and write, and I can't read......"

Just when I was about to return the "Zhong's Boxing Method" to Chen Lao, Lan Yi took the book in my hand and said to Chen Lao: "Chen Lao, I will accept the boxing method created by General Zhong Youyan for my sister-in-law first." ”

"How ...... you Knowing my wife she is ......"

Old Chen's shocked words were interrupted by Lan Yi: "Sheng's song is like a dream, and the golden fist follows it." Master Chen, why do you need to be so obsessed with the past? ”

"Persistence?" Chen Lao glanced at me and laughed loudly: "Although the old man is never obsessed with fame, he is obsessed with love. Little brother, it's not that you're not lovesick, it's just that you haven't reached the lovesick place. When you get to the lovesickness, you can understand how I feel at this time. ”

Who wants to experience the feeling of a big pervert, isn't this a turning corner and cursing Lan Yi for being perverted!

I hurriedly dragged Lan Yi into the carriage parked on the side of the road: "Old man, you have asked me to do it, and we will meet indefinitely." ”

"Little girl, you haven't told me your name yet......"

The carriage stepped over the gravel on the ground and disappeared, and when I heard Chen Lao's deafening shout, I couldn't help but raise my whip to speed up my departure.

As Lan Yi said, half a day later, he and I arrived at Pheasant Mountain. I was almost at the gate of Heifeng Village, but I rushed to the inspiration at this juncture: "Little uncle, I want to come out of Gong, you wait for me in the carriage." ”

I hurriedly took my skirt to the woods and was about to settle it, when I suddenly heard a sound of chirping from not far away.