"I'm here for the competition." Louder than the voice, I don't lose to the crowd.

Lan Rongliu, who was standing in the front row, frowned and said, "Sister-in-law, my stepmother asked you to come here to help me, don't mess around." ”

Raising my eyes to look at Lan Rong's stinky face, I said, "Sister-in-law, why is it natural for you to come to participate in the competition, and I have become a fool when I come?" ”

Thinking that I was deliberately delaying her competition and finding her a diaphragm, Lan Rong glared at me angrily: "Sister-in-law, the peach blossom banquet held by Prince Fusu every year is to test the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and female red dance skills. You were born in a butcher's family, and you can't even write your own name except for killing pigs and hunting, so why should you participate in the competition? ”

Can I say that I can't write my name, but I can write Bu Yanlian's name......

I looked at the thin old man and said, "Old man, is there a rule that illiterate people can't participate in this competition?" ”

The thin old man with a bad memory thought about it and shook his head and said, "No." ”

I said, "Old man, is there a rule that those who were born in a butcher's house in this contest cannot participate in the pig hunt?" ”

The thin old man thought about it again and shook his head and said, "No." ”

I said, "Can I participate in the competition?" ”

"This ......" bursts of boos came from the competition stage, and the thin old man looked at the people with disdain written on his face, and his eyes flashed, "Fat girl, you are qualified to participate in the competition." But registration is closed, so if you're going to participate, please ...... early next year"

"Let her participate."

The thin old man's voice was interrupted by a voice coming from the stands.

The grandstand is a special grandstand built by Fusu Gongzi, so the person who came is Fusu Gongzi?

I looked and saw that the stands built on a high place were blocked by pale pink tulle, and I couldn't see the people standing inside. But through the outline, I could see that there were three people standing inside, a strong man, a thin man, and a woman who was neither strong nor thin.

For hundreds of years, the Fu family was the first family in Holly Town. Now, although the Lan family has opened seventeen branches, the pancakes sold can be piled up to flood the entire Holly Town. But the real financial resources of the Lan family are not worth mentioning in front of the Fu family. Probably because of the Fu family's financial resources, the Fusu son, who was afraid of being kidnapped by the robbers, never showed people in a positive light.

When the thin old man heard this, he immediately respectfully bowed his hand towards the stands and said, "Yes, Childe." ”

The thin old man withdrew his gaze and looked at me again, the disdain in his eyes was long gone, replaced by a full of doubt.

"Master Fusu, he will let this fat girl participate in the competition. Could it be that this fat girl is the peach blossom fairy that Fusu Gongzi has been looking for? ”

"How is that possible! Do you think that Fusu Gongzi, who grew up with a golden spoon in his mouth, would be so tasteless and fall in love with a fat woman? Fusu Gongzi is looking for the Peach Blossom Fairy, not the Overlord Flower Fairy. ”

"Maybe Fusu Gongzi is blind? Or is he more special in taste and regards fat as beauty? ”

"Don't make a noise! Since the prince of Fusu has agreed to this woman to participate in the competition, if you want to continue to watch the competition, please shut up, otherwise you will get out, and you will be blacklisted by the Fu family from now on. The thin old man glanced at everyone faintly, and with his voice, everyone who was originally noisy immediately shut up. The overcrowded purple water slope was quiet at this time, and even the sound of silver needles falling to the ground could be heard. At this moment, I saw a bells and whistles parrot flapping its wings and flying from the direction of the stands, landing on the shoulder of the thin old man.

The flower parrot spoke: "Childe changed the content of the competition on a whim, and you take it." ”

The thin old man took off the sprinkled gold paper tied to the parrot's feet, looked at the contents of the sprinkled gold paper, and then looked up at me, and the eyes that changed from doubt to shock seemed to read: "There is a cat is greasy".

"Old Chen, let's start."

Hearing the command of Prince Fu Su, Lao Chen cleared his throat, looked at the content on the sprinkled gold paper and announced: "The competition of this year's peach blossom banquet is the same as in previous years, divided into three sessions. In line with the purpose of being similar every year, and different people every year, the content of the competition is different every year. The first competition of this year, peach blossom acacia, is a comparison of the amount of alcohol.

"How so? Although the content of the Peach Blossom Banquet is different every year, it is all about talent. Is it really as others say, isn't it that Prince Fusu really likes this fat woman to deliberately release water? ”

"The Peach Blossom Banquet chose a woman with both ability and integrity. In order to participate in the peach blossom banquet, I have been preparing for more than half a year. I am not convinced by the temporary change of the content of the competition! ”

"I'm not convinced!"

"We're not convinced!"

"We're not convinced!"

Afraid of being blacklisted by Fusu Gongzi, he couldn't buy Fujia grains, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar from now on, so he could only gnaw on the Lanjia baked cakes.

Noisy by the sharp slogans, Lao Chen rubbed his temples and pointed to the competition stage: "If you don't accept it, you can jump down now and be disqualified from participating in the peach blossom banquet for life." ”

The slogans on the stage came to an abrupt end.

Suddenly, standing on the edge of the test bench, I felt a torrent of streams coming towards me.

This...... It's just a concerted effort to push me off the stage?

If I were still the same person in Kyushu's daughter country, I would probably have fallen to the ground long ago. But now that I have fat to protect my body, how can a few skinny girls with bloodless faces and rely on rouge to prop it up.

Compare your strength with Princess Ben? It's self-defeating.

As soon as I squatted, it was like a mountain that could not be shaken by wind and rain.

Seeing this, several women couldn't help but clench their teeth and pressed at me with the strength to feed. I have to say that more people is more power, and the hill will be bulldozed.

I walked on the horse, but I still walked uncontrollably towards the edge of the test table, and if I took another half step, I would be in the peach blossom banquet for the rest of my life......

I had never seen any tricks in this princess, so I immediately raised my foot, and as soon as I turned around, I saw the girls who wanted to squeeze me off the stage fell off the test table one after another.

Suddenly, several shrill exclamations rang in my ears. I crossed my arms and looked at the woman who was sitting on the ground with red eyes and glaring at me angrily, and said leisurely: "If the old man is not convinced, just jump off the test table, I didn't say that I need to fall down with my face on the ground." ”

The woman who fell off the stage hurriedly stood up and choked up and explained: "Old man, I didn't mean to give up the game, I just accidentally fell off my footing." ”

As long as people with normal vision can't see their "carelessness".

Lao Chen glanced in the direction of the stands, looked at me meaningfully and said: "Prince Fusu pays the most attention to the word fate, even if he is careless, it is also the will of heaven. Several of you will be disqualified from participating in the Peach Blossom Banquet competition for life. Both ability and political integrity, headed by virtue, this comparison of the amount of wine, is in Bide. This peach nectar is brewed by the unique secret recipe of the Fu family, three cups of belly, the virtuous are indifferent, and the unvirtuous will talk crazy. Therefore, with three cups of peach nectar, the winner is divided. ”

The amount of wine of "Qiu Xian" is three jars, looking at the three glasses of wine brought to me by the maid, before I could drink it, I saw a girl who drank peach nectar screaming at the top of her voice: "Fu Su Gongzi, I just like your pride, you choose me, I am willing to give birth to a monkey for you!" ”

In addition, some people began to dance, some people chanted poetry, and even squatted on the ground to learn how to bark......

Is the peach nectar in front of you really just wine and not a fairy powder?

Seeing me frowning and groaning, Lan Rong, who stood beside me at some point, snorted disdainfully, "Don't sister-in-law dare to drink?" If so, where did the sister-in-law get the courage to dare to come on stage to compete? ”

Smelling the smell of wine emanating from Lan Rong's body, I was surprised: "You have already drunk?" ”

Lan Rong looked at me with a playful expression and stopped talking: "Of course, Rong'er is a virtuous person, and I don't want some people to ......."

It's not that the amount of alcohol is good, and it has nothing to do with half a dime. I immediately picked up the porcelain cup in front of me and took a sip of the cow's drink.

This taste......

Seeing that my eyes widened, she frowned, stretched out her tongue and licked her lips, a trace of joy flashed from Lan Rong's eyes, she immediately shouted: "My sister-in-law is already drunk, hurry up and drag her off the stage, will she be beaten if she starts a drunken madness!" ”

The little guy who stood by the test table, ready to drag the drunk away, walked up to me. Seeing that they were about to do something to me, I raised my eyes coldly: "Sister-in-law, when have you ever seen me drunk and beat someone?" Could it be that you got drunk and started talking nonsense? ”

"You talk nonsense! It's you who gets drunk! ”

"So do you think I'm drunk?"

My eyes lit up, and I took out the momentum that belonged to me. Sure enough, the little guy in front of me was forced by my deterrent power, and shook his head again and again. Even Lan Rong, who wanted to oust me from power, was stunned.

"Good." Without hesitation, I drank the remaining two glasses.

After everyone on the stage drank the peach nectar, Lao Chen announced: "In the first round of the competition, a total of 93 people participated in the competition, a total of 7 people gave up the competition, and a total of 29 people passed the competition. Next, the second round of competition, called Sunset Peach Blossom, uses the eggshell as a container, and inserts the peach blossom branch into the eggshell to test the flower arrangement. The test material is only a fresh egg and a bouquet of peach blossoms. ”

As soon as Lao Chen's words fell, I heard the sound of someone fainting on the ground with a muffled sound.

When everyone was at a loss with fresh eggs and didn't know how to start, I couldn't help but raise a smug smile.

Uncle Ben is the mascot of Princess Ben! I painted eggs for seven whole days, and I even dreamed that I was eating eggs. I'm pretty sure what to do with the eggs.

Hey, what about Lan Yi?

I looked down the stage happily, wanting to give Lan Yi a "you know" look, but I didn't find that familiar figure, and at this time, only the maids around Mrs. Lan were left.

Could it be that Lan Yi is in a hurry to urinate and go out?

I pursed my lips in frustration and turned my attention to how to crack the fresh eggs.