Chapter 58: The Workplace Crisis of the New Director of the Law Enforcement Division

As if it were a sign.

After Hogwarts hired a Muggle professor, more and more Muggles haunted Diagon Alley.

Especially in the first few weeks of the school season, Muggles of all stripes continue to enter Diagon Alley in the name of accompanying their schoolchildren.

However, unlike in the past, these 'parents' did not just visit and leave, they began to frequent Diagon Alley.

They all enthusiastically said: The wizarding world is really beautiful! We love the wizarding world!

Most wizards who have no ill will towards Muggles take pride in the situation. Some friendly wizards, like the Weasleys, would enthusiastically lead Muggles around Diagon Alley.

Until one day, a handsome Muggle named Eggsy suddenly opened a 'kingsman-made-to-order suit shop) on the first floor of Black House in Diagon Alley. [Note 1]

Ignoring the clerks, the store manager, wearing black-rimmed glasses, looked well-mannered, wore a snow-white shirt and a tight-fitting waistcoat, and the waist curved perfectly.

He will take a tape measure and carefully measure for the guests, his movements are polite, and he is agile and fast, so that the guests will not feel unhappy and embarrassed (of course, his handsome appearance makes people not feel annoying also accounts for a large part of the reason). Although the wizards were not accustomed to the 'self-moving' tape measure, if the person in charge of the measurement did not hate it, and would discuss with the guests in a polite tone the fabric of the suit, the style of the buttons, the style of the pocket flaps, the elaboration of the lining, the slit or lapel, and the kind of stitching to use, the tension and discomfort were quickly relieved.

"A suit is the armor of the modern gentleman." The store manager said seriously.

He spoke in an almost reverent manner, and whatever profession, even if he was a tailor, he was admirable to the point of being almost religious.

Many ordinary male wizards come to try something new (after all, wizarding robes in the wizarding world have been worn for hundreds of years) to order a suit.

The process is still a little difficult and embarrassing (because the store manager will directly point out their hunched back, the herniated disc in the waist of the guide zhì in a non-standard standing posture, the shape of the spine, whether the head is usually crooked, and even the curvature of the elbow bend, etc., so it can be called embarrassing when measuring), but after they put on the well-fitting clothes, they will find that the treatment is simply royal.

What does a proper suit look like?

He's not just something you can put on, look neat, not too big and not too small is enough. Rather, it makes you feel comfortable, like the second skin of the human body, which does not hinder your various movements at all, and makes you feel at ease as if you are back in the arms of your mother.

And, completely show your personal style.

"You know what? How detailed was the store manager's question! A wizard who had been curious to visit the shop sighed.

Then he lowered his head and whispered to everyone, "He actually asked me if I usually put Penis on the left side of the zipper or on the right." [Note 2]

All the wizards who listened to his words were stunned, and then laughed, "That's too exaggerated, isn't it?" ”

"Not at all, you can't imagine how elaborate it is......" the wizard continued to sigh.

However, despite this, he couldn't help but blush and said, "But even if the price is expensive, the process is troublesome to death." But after wearing such quality clothes, I feel that the whole person has a new look, as if it is a new life. And I feel like I can wear this dress for twenty years, and it will never go out of style. ”

In fact, when this usually very sloppy wizard reappeared in front of his friends in that made suit, he was refreshed, full of energy, and even a little personable, which made his friends immediately rise up the desire to run to order a set.

A lot of wizards talk about the Muggle shopkeeper, and witches generally say, 'It's a shame he doesn't make women's clothing.'" But he was very funny and funny, and he behaved like a gentleman, and we were still willing to go to his shop for a simple chat. ’

And the wizard is mostly a love-hate relationship: "My mother didn't know my body that well. ”

Although they also fell in love with custom-made suits (few men refuse the charm of suits), the custom-made process was really embarrassing.

Sirius also went to join in the fun, but his remarks had nothing to do with suits.

He just thought about it, and said to Daniel, "How does this boy look like the Muggle professor is printed out of the same mold?" ”

Daniel had to admire his beastly instincts once again.

But he didn't want to tell Sirius that those two people were from the same secret service organization and probably had a bit of a teacher-student relationship with each other, so he just shrugged his shoulders and replied perfunctorily: "Because they're all Muggles!" ”

Yes, they're all Muggles.

Soon, a tornado called Muggle swept Diagon Alley.

Hogwarts has a Muggle professor, and Diagon Alley has a Muggle-owned suit shop...... By the way, a while ago, there was another beautiful woman, who called herself Lancelot, and came to open a women's clothing store, and it is said that the store pù is already under construction.

At the same time, Daniel's entertainment company made a big fuss about casting, saying that it would shoot the history of wizards, the story of Merlin and King Arthur.

The change was so sudden that many Slytherin nobles didn't react.

By the time they reacted, this Diagon Alley, which connects the wizarding world and the ordinary world, has already seen a strange phenomenon of wizarding and Muggle coexistence, and it is also extremely prosperous.

For example, some cautious nobles, such as the wizarding family led by Malfoy and Parkinson, and Daniel have some interests entangled, still barely maintain a cold sideline attitude, just when meeting Daniel, they keep using words to test each other's purposes.

However, for those standard pure-blood paranoia, such as the former Death Eater Nott House Master, this situation could no longer be tolerated.

"We've got to get Muggles out of our world." The head of the Nott family said to a group of people from the same pure-blood family.

Since the creation of the wizarding world, the Nott family has been obsessively pursuing pureblood. One of his ancestors had also published a book called "Pure-Blood List", which was a fairly fair list of all the pure-blood families in the wizarding world.

(The surname Weasley is also included, but Mr. Weasley has always hated that his family is in such an overtly 'blood-discriminating' book, and he has been strongly protesting against it.) For this reason, he also openly proudly claimed that his family had Muggle ancestors. ）

"How do we do it?"

"Expel them, or kill them."

"But, Nott, we'll be arrested by the Aurors......"

"Shut up, coward, we're wizards!" Nott, cold as a viper, stared at the dissenting wizard.

"Just to kill a few Muggles, are you so bad that even getting rid of a few Muggles will reveal your identity? Rush in, give them a few Arvadas, cut out their bones, and then we'll retreat, it's as simple as that! ”

So, everyone shut up.

However, what they didn't expect was that the people they were dealing with were indeed Muggles, but they were not ordinary Muggles, but the most elite team under the British government Mycroft - Kingsman.

When Mr. and Miss, who were fully armed (including a large black umbrella that can be used as a bulletproof and can be used as a □□, an electric stunner, wearing a series of standard equipment such as oxford shoes that can eject poison blades, grenades in the shape of lighters, and watches for shooting poison needles), the situation is really quite tragic when they are faced with wizards who are very light and only wearing a black cloak, and they are stupid and upright like robbers, and simply and rudely rush into the store and try to carry out the attack.

"We've been attacked!"

The long-haired beauty, known as Lancelot, made a pitiful expression, but unfortunately, one of the wizards she had been corona with an electric stun was still lying next to her high heels.

"This is terrible, I'm going to call the police, how can the police in the wizarding world report it? Looking for an Auror? ”

The handsome little guy in the suit shop also had a panicked expression on his face, and he was clamoring to complain about the Ministry of Magic for conniving with wizards and the Aurors for inaction...... However, there were several bloody wizards lying in his shop, and it was clear that he didn't show much mercy.

The new director of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement hurried to the 'scene of the crime' in such a chaotic situation.

The new chief is a middle-aged wizard named Sevic.

He was barely a descendant of Fudge, coming from an ordinary wizarding family, Hufflepuff House, and belonging to a rare neutral element in the Ministry of Magic.

Due to the strict enforcement of the law by the former Barty Sr., it caused a huge backlash among the nobles.

After he took office as the director of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, he obviously relaxed his methods a lot, and spent most of his time learning from Minister Fudge's appearance and mud, and most of the things he encountered, he settled them peacefully if he could, and reconciled privately when he could settle privately.

And this Diagon Alley incident can be called the strictest incident since he took office.

According to the wizard's logic, his first reaction was, 'Why don't you give these Muggles an Oblivion Charm?' Isn't it easy to settle the matter? ’

Then, following the eyes of the Aurors, he noticed the current head of the Black family, Mr. Daniel Black, who was standing in front of the Muggles.

"What are you doing here, little Mr. Black?" Sevic asked politely.

Although in the wizarding world, the reputation of 'Little Blake' is more inclined to adjectives such as kind, friendly, and amiable. But he didn't forget that it was this guy who directly or indirectly led the resignation of his former director, Barty Sr. So, although I am not afraid of the other party, I don't want to get into trouble either.

"Can't you see it?" Daniel's face was stern, and with a large black umbrella, he pointed at the wizards lying on the ground, and said in a suppressed angry voice, "These terrorists attacked my shop and my employees last night. Is this how the Ministry of Magic treats taxpayers? When we were attacked, we were not protected from anything, and we had to fight back on our own? ”

"Terrorists?" Sevic's pupils shrank slightly when he noticed the wizard's standard Death Eater attire.

In fact, before he arrived, he had received some news that it was probably a prank by a group of wizards who were not used to Muggles. ’

This kind of thing is very common, mostly in Muggle society.

According to the wizard's old mindset, the correct progression should be: the prank was successful, and the Muggles were miserable.

So, the Aurors set out to check on the situation, punish the wizard appropriately according to the severity of the situation, and then, forgetting the curse Muggles, all the qiē returned to normal.

However, it is clear that the current situation cannot be resolved in accordance with the normal steps of resolution.

First of all, this group of stupid wizards couldn't beat the Muggles, the attack failed, and they were caught red-handed; Secondly, the damn Black head actually protected the Muggles (could it be more ridiculous?). The Black family, who once claimed to be purging the wizarding world and even the half-bloods were going to be killed, actually went to protect the Muggles);

Finally, when dawn came, it was not Muggle society, but Diagon Alley. All the shamans, all the people saw this qiē.

Not far away, the reporters who heard the news had already begun to take pictures.

It is conceivable that in less than ten minutes, all sorts of newspapers will appear in the wizarding world, and then, from a variety of perspectives, tell about the 'wizard-Muggle conflict' incident.

Director Sevic anticipated that this would be his biggest workplace crisis since he became director of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement.

As for the more strict question of 'Death Eaters', after he came to his senses, he had already directly ruled out this idea, because ......

Don't be funny, it must be pretending, are there Death Eaters who can't beat Muggles?