This June is so happy for gentlemen and ladies that they can laugh when they fall asleep. Because their husband slangs every day around the neck, the waves murmur, and the live broadcast room of his roommates.

Compared with being shown affection in the scarf, fans like the LOL live broadcast room of rubbing peaches the most, because when the character is good, they will see a handsome male god who cracks the sky. As soon as the fans of the two sides converged, whether it was Peach or Carlos, their popularity in the second dimension rose like a rocket, and they were envious of various peers.

#这个看脸的世界, that's enough! #

#求大神舍友带我上天#

#818隔壁直播那对狗男男! #

As soon as class ended that day, Carlos received a report card from He Man. This good habit developed in the United States continued until He Man returned to China, and the brother and sister were accustomed to it.

Watching his sister paper change from a miserable spoken English to the main force of the school's English competition, Carlos really felt that "his daughter has grown up".

He reviewed the subjects one by one, and when he saw that the scores of mathematics, physics, and chemistry had changed from 30 or 40 points to more than 90 points, he deeply felt betrayed.

What about the revolutionary friendship of being a science scumbag in the previous life?

I don't know if Carlos's grievances were received by He Man, he had just finished complaining when the call came.

"Brother! Dear brother! The results of the drawing contest are out, and you are the gold medalist! Ahh I'm so excited! ”

For people in the painting circle, this competition is the large-scale competition with the largest gold content, the most far-reaching influence and the most international attention in the whole year, however, in the circle of ordinary people, the spread is not high.

Not to mention who the gold medal winner is, even many ordinary people don't know that there is such a competition.

To be honest, the gold medal is really in Carlos's bag, after all, in the contemporary art world, all of the painters who can compete with his level 10 painting skills are national treasure-level painters. He had also received this unmistakable good news from his mentor two days ago.

At that time, the first thing that came to his mind was that the Breaking Plan could be activated!

Poor Gu Sen, who didn't know that his daughter-in-law planned to eat him all at sea from beginning to end, received the news almost at the same time, and consciously sent the newly bought yacht to be overhauled to ensure the safety of going to sea.

"The award announcement seems to be released at noon today, do you actually have time to visit the official website of the Artists Association? No, you actually know to go online to check the results of the award? Your brother and I said I was frightened. ”

it! This is my brother! Do you dislike your sister's paper IQ so much?

"Ahem, it's sister-in-law, phew! It's the male god who sued me, and I can check it on the official website of the Artists Association! Do you say that about your sister's paper? I've got a gift for you! ”

Attention was drawn to the gift, and Carlos didn't care about the initial title.

"What gift?"

"I made it with my own hands! It is estimated that it will be delivered to your house in Chaoyang District tomorrow, remember to collect it! ”

It seems that someone is particularly satisfied, and the voice is full of sè. Inadvertently remembering the matter of the report card, Carlos's smile twitched, and it happened that the person concerned was also there, so he asked directly.

"Your science grades have improved by leaps and bounds, Hawking is possessed?"

"Ouch hey! That's the power of love! I don't understand! ”

After half an hour of girlish and sweet narration, Carlos GET got to the right posture for the science subject.

First of all, you have to have a boyfriend who is a science tyrant; Then, you must be in the same city with your boyfriend to provide plenty of time and convenient space for tutoring several times a week; Then, the two must be in a state of love, the kind of love relationship that even if they are physically and mentally tired, it is estimated that they will have to lie down in the next second, but as long as the other party has an encouraging smile, they can immediately resurrect on the spot with full blood, and automatically superimpose various buffs on the hot relationship.

Finally, the reward system with a little □□, such as the correct rate of 80%, reward a pure Momoda, the correct rate reaches 90%, reward a shopping opportunity, the correct rate reaches 100%, congratulations, the best date point in the girl's mind choose one out of ten!

After swallowing a mouthful of old blood, Carlos realized a truth, it was not that he didn't work hard enough to become a science scumbag, but that he chose the wrong time to meet Gu Sen! What a sad story it is when he has been given up on science before he meets a science bully!

"I really seem to be able to get a sense of accomplishment from solving the problem! It turns out that physics and mathematics are so interesting! Elder brother! I decided that I must major in science in college! ”

Swindler! Traitor! Twenty-five boys! Remembering that he had never been more than 60 in science that year, Carlos's careful liver had two more cracks.

“…… Don't delay others too much, wait for the final results, and the rankings of the two of you are reversed, then it will be a god. ”

didn't understand the full malice in his brother's words, He Man said very sèly.

"Hmph, no! By the way, brother, do you want to go back to the United States during the summer vacation? ”

"No, some time ago, Amin called me and said that in order to prepare for next year's Youth Cup, Chada's father would take him to devil training. Tom and Ann are going to Siberia with their mentor to collect the style, Audrey is said to be preparing for the exam, and your brother Jacob says that if he faces me this rough paper during his summer vacation, he might as well earn a few more dollars. ”

Saying this, Carlos couldn't help but laugh. The friends are living happily, and for him, it is also a thing worth enjoying for half a day.

"Alas, alas? Is that so? But last week Brother Jacob emailed me and said that you had forgotten him and left him behind, so you must have found me a beautiful sister-in-law, right? ”

Silently make up for Gu Sen's image with long hair, wearing women's clothes, and black silk heels.

it! It's scary!

"Not really!"

Carlos replied categorically, there is no beautiful sister-in-law, but there is one domineering brother-in-law, but unfortunately I am afraid that I will scare you when I say it.

"Oh, that's good, yes, brother! Do you spend your summer vacation in Beijing or Shanghai? ”

"Something?"

"Hmmm! If you squat in Beijing, I have to send my dad an application report, and if you go back to Shanghai, then you don't have to be so troublesome! ”

Holding his phone, Carlos turned on the computer on his desk and prepared to brush his neck.

"I haven't said anything yet."

"Hehe, I want to learn how to cook with you, I don't want to be able to cook well, at least when someone is sick, I can make a porridge, make a soup or something."

The typical woman in love.

"You'd better not be hot for three minutes, go back to Shanghai in August, and look for you when the time comes."

"Huh? Do you have any arrangements for July? ”

"Well, I'm going to go to sea in July, and if you want to take a drag, I won't take you."

"Uh, report!"

"Say."

"Can I give my first kiss? The kind that sticks out your tongue! ”

Nearly tipping the laptop over, Carlos took a deep breath and slowed down before speaking.

"You're almost 18 years old, and you can do this kind of thing yourself. Home plate or something, you have to think about it and don't regret it. ”

After chatting tiredly for a few minutes, Carlos hung up the phone, he was silent for three seconds, and stepped on He Man's scarf. Compared with the previous months, the frequency of updates is obviously much less, and it is not only the dynamics in the circle, new anime, but also some more street scenes, books that I have read and think are interesting, and some new movies.

It seems that the three times of life have been a lot richer, and the boyfriend chosen by his sister paper this time seems to be quite reliable, how long has he been together, He Man feels sensible and mature, compared to before, a lot quieter.

Dissatisfaction is a loss: wait for me to study cooking skills in the summer! The next time someone gets sick, they don't have to eat porridge with countless spices outside! I was touched by myself!

【Review】

[Learn to cook, or New Oriental!!! ]

[Go to New Oriental, 800 beds stainless steel!! ]

Dissatisfaction is a loss: stupid human beings, with my own brother, why go to New Oriental =-=

[……]

[Pull it out and spoil it!] ]

[Let go of my husband, come at me if you have anything!] ]

Flower Demon: With your talent of being able to boil through the pot even if you steam rice, even the Buddha can't save you.

Murmuring Sound - Ice Spring: You have to believe that the world is full of love and miracles, and not all five tones can be successfully tuned by Mr., although there is only one song. But hope is always tomorrow. Come on, and by the way, wax your boyfriend's stomach.

[This is the legend, moving the world's best friends!] Laugh and cry! ]

Thinking of the painful experience of recording the song in the first place, Carlos always felt that his ears were tingling and tingling. I only hope that my sister's cooking talent is better than singing, otherwise it will hurt her little boyfriend's stomach, and I am afraid that she will cripple herself.

Just as he was thinking cranky, his scarf was suddenly frantically @.

Border City: Congratulations to the first year of junior high school for winning the gold medal of the "Sprout" Cup of the National Painting Competition! Sprinkle flowers! You are the best! @正月初一

Dissatisfaction is a loss: congratulations to my brother for winning the gold award! Sprinkle flowers! You are the best! Boom! @正月初一

Bingquan: Congratulations to Mr. for winning the Gold Award! Sprinkle flowers! You are the best! @正月初一

Followed by members of the trade unions such as the Flower Demon, Ling Feng, and the Spring and Autumn Warring States Period, and many people from all walks of life who have been related to each other, it is false to say that they are not excited, although it is just a simple sentence of congratulations, but Carlos has realized what He Man often said in his previous life, the second dimension is a real world for her, there are many of her family, her friends, and of course there are many sunspots, but whether it is good or bad, it is enriching her emotions and enriching her life.

So no matter how many setbacks and grievances she endured in this circle, she never had the idea of leaving. As long as I think of the other end of the computer, there are a lot of friends who have never met her, but have always supported her, cared for her, laughed with her, cried with her, and participated in one-third of her life, she can't take any steps to leave.

Looking at the large wave of blessings brought up by the border city, Carlos's heart was warm, in addition to the king of his family, there were still people who cared so much about his every move, and he really deserved to be the male god who chased so much in his previous life! It's so gentle that you want to cry!

Just as Momoko also returned to the dormitory after class, Carlos hooked his lips and updated his scarf.

The first day of the first lunar month: Thank you! To celebrate, let's! @边城@是桃子不是套子

【Review】

[Poof, sir, why can't you think so!! ]

[This sense of déjà vu with all the concubines of the harem to greet the emperor's triumph!] It's also absolutely amazing! ]

[At this moment, I just want to know the shadow area of Momoko's heart!!! ]

The peach who was pulled to the computer by Carlos here is really bitter, and he deliberately ran back to the dormitory today, just to take advantage of the absence of the border city, let his housemate take him to pretend to take him to fly, and lie down to win ten times and eight times to make up for the points that have been dropped recently.

Han paper, which is on the verge of relegation, can't afford to hurt!

Actually, this is also made by Momoko herself.

It was a sunny morning, it was the third day that Peach and Carlos joined forces to rush to the ranks, and they couldn't wait for their own male god for a long time, and a large number of gentlemen and ladies spontaneously organized a team to find the male god, from the small nest in the border city, the gurgling management channel, and the murmuring singer's nest turned over one by one, not only did they not find it, but it aroused the curiosity of the onlookers, and the number of the team gradually grew, and even several singers participated, including Carlos's male god, Border City.

So happily, when the large army finally rushed to Peach's live broadcast room under the leadership of enthusiastic people, all parties gathered. Before fans could cry that their male god had the ability to LOL, why didn't they have the ability to come back and climb the microphone, there was a traitor among them.

The border city actually openly rebelled on the public screen: Seeing that you are so happy, you suddenly want to enter the pit.

Because of Carlos's deposit, Peach's live broadcast room is already a first-class anchor in terms of popularity, and when he finds out that another popular male god who has flipped over the Internet is ready to enter the pit, how can he not be excited!

So Momoko made a particularly bold decision, sneaking up with Carlos behind her back to hook up with the border city, vowing to pull people into the pit of LOL! One is enthusiastic about Amway, and the other is interested in the pit. After going back and forth, the two actually got acquainted, and finally found that everyone's courses were almost the same, and at least three mornings or afternoons in a week could be mixed together scum games.

With the right time and place, the two of them carried Carlos, who was full of classes during the day, and silently formed a two-person team. As Peaches envisioned, the addition of the border city directly brought tens of thousands of popularity to his live broadcast room.

However, the subsequent development did not follow his script.

To be reasonable, if it weren't for Carlos and his identity as an Internet singer, Peaches wouldn't pay attention to the online circle next door to him at all, even if most of the fans of the two overlap now, but he only has a connection with a few Chinese papers that belong to the ** scum in the murmur, but he can't say how deep he understands.

As a result, he tragedy occurred when the information was lagging behind.

The border city has a well-recognized title in the murmuring - the black hole.

The specific embodiment is that no matter what game is played, from the killer game that tests acting skills, eloquence, and IQ, to the brainless fruit cutting that only relies on hand speed, the border city always loses, and it always loses inexplicably.

Among the many game streamers in LOL, Peach's skills are not first-class, but they are also a second-rate master. used to play 10 rounds a day, as long as his teammates weren't too pitiful, he could always win most of them.

The first battle of this new pair had a good character, the opponent was a vegetable team, Peaches laughed at the time, and the name of the channel was immediately changed to: [Take the novice super god!] 】

A lot of times Flags aren't something that can be set up casually.

No, after a game, in order to save the new partner of the border city, Peaches is definitely dead and dead, and he can't die anymore, and he is directly super ghost!

At first, he didn't believe in evil, but the second game continued, and the vegetable team on the opposite side was also interesting enough, and none of them left, waiting for the start.

Then in the third, fourth, and fifth games, the opposite side had already won the game, and the sixth game had not even started.

Since this day, watching the peaches in the border city has become one of the must-see programs in the live broadcast room.

After Carlos gave Peaches a science about the black hole physique of the border city, the latter said particularly uprightly that for every little friend who loves the game, whether it is a primary school chicken or a handicapped party, or a brain-dead party, he must not dislike, give up, or abandon it!

Although he said so, in fact, Peaches was broken inside, and the more bitter he became, the happier the fans became! Is it easy to be a popular anchor!