Sasuke feels like he's been a little back lately, no, it should be said that his luck hasn't been good since he played this damn game with Naruto, first he ate the damn hormonal cookie sex and turned into Sako, and now he is even being chased by the witch whose abilities are mentioned in MAX, although it's not that he can't beat it, but this is a game after all, they are ninjas and not murderers, and being chased and killed by a witch with a firewood knife is only one way to run, and Naruto, who caused trouble, is still in shock, let alone launching his mouth cannon skills, Even if he didn't know what was going on, he could only be carried by Sasuke.

Pig teammates! Sasuke hated the iron and thought about it, and he didn't think about it before he spoke, whether he was stupid or not.

It turns out that Naruto is stupid in this regard, even Naruko who has become convex and backward can't save his IQ, he runs a little fast, the waves on his chest rise and fall magnificently, but Naruko is still wearing a provocative camisole shirt, and the ball can't cover it. God knows what happened to Naruto, when he was a man, he wore the same dirty tracksuit every day, but after becoming Naruko, how hot did he come, should he be said to be a man who created the art of the harem?

"You are responsible for solving the problems you caused." Sasuke was very ruthless, "Since you made her so excited, you have to be responsible for stopping her." ”

Naruto. A bewildered face. JPG, he still hasn't figured out what happened, Sasuke even asked him to stop the witch who had gone berserk, it was really cruel and ruthless.

Sasuke: You're cruel and ruthless.

"Wait, why the hell is she so angry?" I said. Naruto said that he hadn't gotten to the point yet.

Sasuke's indifferent face: Oh.

To tell the truth, even if Sasuke really doesn't have a high emotional intelligence about his own affairs, he can still understand why the witch is chasing them with a firewood knife now, on the other hand, Naruto hasn't figured out the situation yet, he is quite sensitive to his love triangle between Sakura and Sasuke, why doesn't he feel anything about others?

Sasuke thinks that this has nothing to do with emotional intelligence, it is an IQ problem.

"Are you an idiot?" The ultra-familiar opening line, after disliking Naruto as always, Sasuke began to explain, "That hunter deceived the witch's feelings and ran back to the love city, right?" He continued after seeing Naruto nod, "Then the witch who was deceived into her feelings stayed alone in the cabin in the woods. Naruto then nodded, Eun, Sasuke was right.

"What do you think?" He gave an example, "What would Sakura do if she was deceived into her feelings, and if she was deceived into taking a ninjutsu scroll or something?" ”

Sakura-chan? Naruto had a real man in his mind. Brother Sakura and her iron fist, the special effect that will produce a landslide and crack when they come to the ground, and blow one of the ten-tailed clones with one punch, can be called an iron-blooded tough guy, a man among men.

He shuddered, if someone in this world deceived Sakura, it would probably usher in the most terrible end in the world, right? A thousand times more terrible than a hatchet!

"So you're going to have me face Sakura in a rage now?" He directly substituted the witch as his identity, and his face was full of horror.

"You can appease her." Sasuke showed his absolute trust in Naruto, "Come on." Then he threw Naruto out without saying a word.

Hey, hey? Miss Naruko, who was thrown in front of the witch suddenly, is stupid, don't do this, even if you throw him out, you have to say hello!

He glanced at the hatchet that was already approaching in front of him, and a fierce man fell down, the action was quite like kneeling down to apologize, Naruto probably felt that his reflexes were good, so he simply lowered his head, and then shouted loudly, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have aroused your sadness." The wood knife stopped at the last moment, not only because Naruto's attitude was too sincere, but also because the witch had an inexplicable affection for the girl.

Sasuke hid behind a tree, his facial features were sensitive, this distance was enough for him to hear Naruto's words clearly, he had long known that Naruto's reflexes were good, and he was sincere, and he spoke as if he was hanging, and he could always easily talk about the diehards, except for himself, of course, Sasuke was one of the very few people who didn't eat Naruto's set, and his two older brothers were the same.

But Sasuke's immunity does not mean that Miss Witch has, especially the little sun Naruto now has a female body bonus, and it is not easy to attack her, Sasuke saw Naruto talking there for a while, and the blackened witch put down the firewood knife and turned into the original gentle look, she did not forgive the hunter, but she was moved by Naruto's sincere words, at least she would not go to the innocent Sasuke and Naruto for trouble.

Invincible, Oye!

Sasuke saw that Naruto persuaded the witch to come out from behind the tree as well, and now they have entered the mode of listening to the stories of the past, in short, it is the set of love games, it is all routines.

"I really liked him, but I didn't expect him to run away and bring my prescription with him." When the witch said this, she began to turn into a sadako again, "I knew that I would break his leg and tie him to the house, so that he would not be able to go there, and it would belong to me alone." ”

Damn, that's actually why he wants to escape, right?! Naruto inexplicably felt the terrible side of Miss Witch's innocent skin, and she was a sick lady when she cut it.

"But even so, I'm very happy to see a couple in love." Miss Witch smiled, "When I see you, I can remember that sweet time back then. ”

Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other, and then Naruto raised his hand and asked, "Wait, how did you know we were a couple?" There was no denial, just curiosity about how she saw it.

The witch blinked mysteriously, what was the saying, the secret makes a woman more attractive, she is such a mystic: "Secret." She said, "I won't tell you." ”

As a witch lady who can make "witch's kitsch", after she came to her senses, she smelled the invisible sour smell between Sasuke and Naruto from afar, which is the taste of love, and there is a setting of good eyes in her setting, as long as she meets a couple who can make her approve, she can easily complete this task.

"Because of the love between the two of you that touched me, I decided to give you a few small gifts." She handed out a couple of small bottles, "Drinking it will cancel out the other negative effects." "And there are other small uses." ”

The only thing that can cancel the effect of the card is the card, and the medicine that the witch took out is not so much a cancellation as a cover, once her medicine works, then the previous medicine will naturally lose its effect, and it is only her medicine that is effective.

The witch returned to the forest with the baskets, while the vials of similar colors were placed on the ground.

"It's a card, right?" Sasuke said.

"It should be." Naruto picked up a bottle, he really couldn't tell the difference between the medicines, "Are you in a hurry to get back to the way you were, Sasuke." ”

"Of course." Assistant Zuo said of course, "Take them back to the love city, buy a dress and choose a bottle." He felt that there was nothing scarier than hormonal cookies, and Sasuke couldn't wait to change back to his original form, but before that they needed to buy men's clothes, and suddenly they were wearing women's clothes on a man's body, wasn't it perverted?

"Okay." Naruto shrugged, since Sasuke insisted on it, he actually liked Naruko's appearance.

Naruto and they experimented, the bottle was opened for a minute and it turned into a card, they got the witch's rejuvenation medicine and the witch's slimming medicine in turn, and finally there was only one bottle left for Naruto to hold in his hand, they found a hotel and opened a room, and put the medicine bottle at the head of the bed.

Love love is worthy of being a love city, all hotels are a painting style, Rao is furnishings can not erase the fact that they are love hotels, Sasuke and Naruto feel a little uncomfortable sitting in the pink room.

Sasuke and Naruto opened the bottle, one swallowed a pill, the effect of the hormonal cookie disappeared, and the two changed back to their original appearance, they took off their clothes and prepared to change into men's clothes, at the same time, the opened pill bottle "bang-" turned into a card.

"Huh?" Naruto, who was wearing trousers, was naked and naked, and as soon as he scooped up his hand, he took the card in his hand, but he looked stupid at this time.

The witch's coquettish medicine, take this medicine in your mouth and feed it to your favorite object to swallow, and the other party will become your captive, one pill is valid for one week, and a bottle of five hundred pills.

They weren't fed to each other, so they should be fine, right? Naruto thought in a cold sweat.

The interesting thing about the premise of the game is that the island of greed is set up, all the rules are fluid, on the one hand, it means that it can be exploited, and on the other hand, it means that it may have unexpected effects, which is the case with witches' pills.

When Naruto uncontrollably pressed Sasuke against the big bed, there was only one sentence left in his head.

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