#论一个喵哥如何隐藏自己胸小的短板完美伪装成一只喵姐#

Lu Yangyan was so ferocious again that he shaved off all his leg hair, and his heart was dripping blood...... Because Dingguo's entire thigh is exposed.

There is only one set of Dingguo set, and the chest is the smallest! You can pretend to be pectoral muscles (proud face).

finally wore women's clothes once, and Lu Yangyan was quite serious about it. At least this time he didn't just wear women's clothes, he also wore makeup.

Terrible.

Softened the lines of his face, and then enlarged his eyes a little to prevent them from being so sharp. Dotted lip blush, plus Hua Tian, just the earrings are perfect.

Lu Yangyan looked at the white hair that had been scattered, and after combing it out, he directly wore a garland, and the flower was the red one.

- You can go out and deceive people.

Lu Yangyan smiled, was the first to leave the house, stood at the gate of the palace, and stood still.

He was quite satisfied with today's dress, and few people could tell who he was when his breath changed...... Except for the few who knew him well.

Lu Yangyan's ears moved.

"How did the seventh brother sleep last night?"

"Huh?" Mo Shenggu, who was named, was stunned, "Oh, oh, it's okay." ”

"Seventh brother, don't you think I'm stupid, look at the cyan color under your eyes, it's like someone punched you twice." Yin Liting pursed his lips and pointed to Mo Shenggu's eyes and said.

"Hmm......" Mo Shenggu silenced, hey, he wouldn't say that he couldn't sleep last night because he was thinking about yesterday afternoon.

I didn't think about anything at the time, but I thought about it afterwards...... I'm so bold!

It's so cool, hehehe......

Yin Liting looked at the person who was grinning behind his ears, and squeezed his eyebrows, "Seventh brother, what are you thinking?" Laughing so ...... Wretched? ”

"Is there one?" Mo Shenggu touched the corners of his mouth, coughed twice, and said, "Ahem...... How I didn't feel it. He flattened the corners of his mouth.

"Seventh brother, it's not good for you to be like this." Yin Liting was unhappy, holding the sword and striding forward.

"Alas, Sixth Brother?"

"Sixth Uncle and Seventh Uncle, good morning." Zhang Wuji trotted over, stopped and gasped a little, "I'll go and see who else is awake, all of them are up, let's go on the road after eating." ”

"Wuji, have you gotten up early to practice again?" Yin Liting patted Zhang Wuji's shoulder and smiled, "Since that's the case, you can go and take a look, it's not too early." If you delay for a while, it will probably be after lunch hahaha. ”

Zhang Wuji nodded, waved his hand and ran back.

"Mowgli and Qingshu...... Ay. ”

Zhang Songxi's voice sounded behind Yin Liting and Mo Shenggu, and the two looked back, not only Zhang Songxi was there, but Yu Daiyan was also there.

"Third brother, fourth brother." The two shouted in unison and greeted each other.

"Sixth brother, seventh brother." Two responses to each other.

Yin Liting asked puzzledly, "Fourth brother, what do you mean by what you just said?" ”

Mo Shenggu realized, he looked at Zhang Songxi and confirmed his thoughts. He sighed in his heart, the eldest brother and the fifth brother were not easy to pass.

No wonder the fifth sister-in-law always intentionally or unintentionally keeps the two senior brothers away, it turns out that the fifth sister-in-law has already seen it.

_(:з」∠)_

Mo Shenggu felt that if he hadn't liked men too, he wouldn't have thought about Zhang Songxi's words in that direction.

After all, this kind of thing happens rarely.

"Sixth brother, this matter ...... Hopefully I'm wrong. "Among the seven sons of Wudang, in addition to the five heroes Zhang Cuishan is the smartest, Zhang Songxi has the fastest brain.

Moreover, Zhang Songxi also likes divination on weekdays, which is inconsequential. For example...... Back then, he was able to find Zhang Cuishan's family with the Heavenly Eagle Sect in the sea area, and it was also related to the hexagram calculated by Zhang Songxi.

"Seventh brother, I look at your expression, I seem to know something." Yin Liting stared at Mo Shenggu and smiled, "The fourth brother doesn't sue me, the seventh brother, you can sue the senior brother." ”

Mo Shenggu shook his head, "If the fourth brother doesn't say it, then I can't say it." ”

"Forget it, you don't say it, it's estimated that the matter is quite big, and it has nothing to do with me if something happens then." Yin Liting finally chose Mingzhe to protect himself, not to inquire or interfere.

"What happened has nothing to do with Xiao Liuzi?" Song Yuanqiao and Yu Lianzhou came from afar, and after hearing Yin Liting's last words, Yu Lianzhou laughed, "Let's talk about it for the second brother, maybe I can protect you." ”

Although Yu Lianzhou ranked second, her personality was also extremely out-of-tact when she was young, so that now that she is middle-aged, she still likes to ridicule others.

I also like to give others nicknames.

Yin Liting was not stupid enough to say what they had just discussed, he only scratched his head and prevaricated, "It's nothing, it's nothing." ”

"Little Liuzi has secrets, it's really a strange thing in the world." Yu Lianzhou clapped his hands and said, "If this news is told to the teacher, the teacher will be surprised." ”

"Second brother, I'm in my thirties, and I'm not a teenage hairy boy, so you need to talk about me like that." Yin Liting said dissatisfied.

"Look, I'm throwing a tantrum."

"Hahaha......"

The six of them laughed together, sometimes the brothers chatted like this, and when they got a chance, they would laugh a lot, but they also knew that it was enough.

This is a brother, you can expose each other's old bottoms, or you can stick a knife in both sides.

Zhang Wuji came over with a few people, and it seemed that everyone had gotten up, and they could set off after eating.

Forehead...... No, what about the Ming Sect Master?

"Yang Zuo, where has your sect leader gone? Still sleeping? Song Yuanqiao asked.

Yang Xiao smacked his lips, "I really don't know, the main thing is to hide, and our subordinates can't find where they are." He spread his hands innocently.

Zhang Wuji also nodded, "There is no one in the room, I went to look for it." ”

Mo Shenggu squinted, Yan Yan won't make him disappear again......

"Oh, Brother Meow can be invisible, maybe he is around us watching us anxiously and laughing." Yin Li pouted and said, "Meows like to do this kind of thing, and when they want to find it, they can't find it, and if they don't pay attention, they suddenly appear and are scary." ”

"Ladies and gentlemen, the sect leader has invited you to the hall for dinner, and the disciples of each sect have already distributed the food." Lu Qi appeared behind everyone and said faintly.

"Brother Meow in the hall?" Yin Li asked.

Lu Wei shook his head, didn't speak, and disappeared in front of everyone.

"What kind of stealth are you playing, do you think my Great Five Immortal Sect can't be invisible?" Yin Li grimaced, pulled Guo Lin and went to the hall.

Guo Lin sighed, "The five poisonous butterflies are invisible for less than three breaths, how can they compare to the dark dispersion of the Ming Sect?" And I feel that Brother Meow's moves are not restricted at all, and he is different from us. ”

"Damn, he's hanging up the cliff!" Yin Li thought about it, but when she saw the food on the table, all her worries were forgotten and she began to eat a lot.

"Silly beggar, come and try it, it tastes so good!" Yin Li gave a thumbs up for breakfast.

……

After a meal, Lu Yangyan still did not show up. Even Yang Xiao, who had always been calm, began to wonder if their sect leader who played cards according to common sense...... What are you doing?

Lu Qi didn't show up again since they let them eat in the hall. Everyone looked left and right, and finally decided that they didn't care about anything, and gathered their disciples into a wave to prepare for departure.

Anyway, the Ming Sect White-eyed Eagle King and the Blue Winged Bat King Yang Xiao are all with them, and they don't believe that the Ming Sect Master can run anywhere.

This one is at the door......

Hiss...... The long legs, the small waist that Yingying holds, even the fat times you wear are almost spicy!

"? Came a meow sister? Yin Li said in surprise, his eyes flashing and shining.

Guo Lin raised his eyebrows and squinted his eyes, "Isn't it......?"

Zhang Wuji and Song Qingshu glanced at each other, and they all pursed their lips. Zhang Wuji just wanted to speak, but saw Sister Meow, who was facing away from them, turn around.

Zhang Wuji hugged his chest and watched quietly.

The beautiful woman stood in front of everyone, her eyes bent into a slit, like a fire burning the air around her.

Mo Shenggu blinked.

The two kings and one protector of the Ming Sect are dumbfounded, and their sect leader is really good at playing.

Don't think that if you put on makeup, they won't recognize it! However, the people of Wudang and Emei are not easy to recognize.

"I'll give you a full score for this appearance." Guo Lin stretched out his thumb tremblingly, he couldn't find a trace of disobedience!

Oh my God, is this meow brother trying to go to heaven?

"-groove!" Yin Li quietly spit out two words. Suddenly, her eyes lit up, she ran to Lu Yangyan, and circled around the other party, "Tut-tut, hey, hey, hahahaha......"

Lu Yangyan: What the hell?

Yin Li, who was looked at by Lu Yangyan like a fool, was not annoyed at all, and it was very likely that he was ...... The other party hasn't noticed yet.

"Hehe, I have the appearance of a pseudo-show master in Daxiufang, do you want to try it, Brother Meow?" Yin Li squeezed his eyes towards Lu Yangyan.

Lu Yangyan ignored it.

Yin Li's face was expressionless, "Xiu Ye's don't wear it, I still have a dozen poisonous brothers, do you want to have a set?" ”

"Don't." The big beads and small beads fall on the jade plate, Lu Yangyan can make a big deal this time!

", you even learned a false voice, or a cute girlish voice, what do you want to do!?" Yin Li pointed at Lu Yangyan, staring at each other without blinking, hoping to get a good answer.

Lu Yangyan blinked, pushed away Yin Li who was blocking in front of him, and walked straight in the direction of Mosheng Valley.

Yin Li turned around, touched his chin, and made a contemplative gesture.

"Love, hug." Lu Yangyan stretched out his two hands and asked Mo Shenggu for a hug.

Mo Shenggu: "......" has no love face.

Is this a hug? Obviously, he was shameless and hugged him directly! Damn, Yan Yan is taller than him, and the lower half of his face is all hidden under Yan Yan's shoulders......

Bitter in my heart.

"Enough hugging?" Cold questioning.

Lu Yangyan was shocked, what's wrong with love?

"If you've held me enough, let me go, I'm almost suffocating."

……

"Okay, okay." Lu Yangyan let go of Mo Shenggu and stared at the other party.

Mosheng Valley...... lowered his head, trying to find the eldest brother who was hidden by Lu Yangyan.

He frowned slightly, raised his head and looked at Lu Yangyan in confusion, and opened his mouth, but he was embarrassed to ask such a shameful thing in a public environment.

o(*////▽////*)q

"Is it pretty?" Lu Yangyan smiled, intending to listen to Mo Shenggu's evaluation of his outfit today.

Mo Shenggu suddenly curled the corners of his mouth, "Very good, except for a little." ”

Lu Yangyan looked confused, he dressed himself so hard, and the result was ...... Also pointed out a little inadequate?

If QAQ doesn't pass, won't the relationship forgive him?

"The pants are too short." Mo Shenggu replied seriously.

Lu Yangyan lowered the corners of his mouth, lowered his head, and exuded unhappy feelings throughout his body. But the eyes hidden in the shadows were shining, as if they had picked up some treasure.

Isn't it just a baby?

He's jealous of love hahahahaha!

Lu Yangyan pulled a set of pilgrimage words to ease the excitement in his heart.

Yin Liting pulled the corner of Ramo Shenggu's clothes and asked, "She is the leader of the Ming Sect?" ”

"Ahh ”

Lu Yangyan's movements paused, and he walked in front of Mo Shenggu, "If you say this, I will be very unhappy." ”

"I'm happy." Mo Shenggu smiled.

"I, Lu Yangyan, have a heart for Mo Shenggu, and I can break through the vast cold of the Nine Heavens Qionglou. Today, with the safflower and the saffron to show each other, we must treat the person we like, not afraid of thousands of difficulties and dangers, and we will never regret it in our lives. ”

Mo Shenggu was stunned, listening to Lu Yangyan's solemn words in his ears, and at the same time, the ground was suddenly covered with red stamens, and the sound of fireworks crackling resounded in his heart.

The heart was pounding, and the heart was racing.

- Jianghu Pegasus Express! In Yuanzhou, Jiangxi Province [Lover] "Lu Yangyan" used the legendary [Thousand Hearts] to the "Mo Sheng Valley" knights, and from then on he wanted to declare to the rivers and lakes: Lu Yangyan has always been with the rivers and lakes for a long time, and he is willing to tell his heart, follow the end of the world, three lives and three lives, until death!

Such a passage appeared in the sky, and the rivers and lakes ...... Exploded.

Who is Lu Yangyan? Mo Shenggu They also know that it is Mo Qixia in the Wudang Seven Heroes, who confessed to Mo Qixia? Is the technique still so heavenly?

Guo Lin sighed again, Brother Meow, this is going against the sky! He really wanted to set off a firework for love.,When he bound the relationship, he actually let it go.,But that's a game after all, not reality.。 And now, he can't take out the fireworks!

Yin Li looked at the sky and the earth sluggishly, "Mom, I am unswerving!" Without warning, I was shown off, obviously I'm not a single dog, QAQ. ”

"Why do I feel like I've been hurt by 10,000 points?" Zhang Wuji covered his chest, miserable.

Song Qingshu pursed his lips and reached out to touch Zhang Wuji's hand, but before he could touch it, he was held by Zhang Wuji's backhand.

They are destined not to be able to show their love in such a high-profile manner as Lu Yangyan.

No! Zhang Wuji turned his head to look at Song Qingshu's side face, and they could also show the world openly: they are a pair of lovers who love each other.

Zhang Wuji's momentum rose at this moment.

"Huh? This firework is burning so strongly, how can it be extinguished? Mo Shenggu asked in a low voice.

The fireworks were so beautiful, he had never seen such beautiful fireworks. I really don't want to extinguish it so quickly, not to mention that this is still Yan Yan's place for him.

"No need to extinguish, it's better to burn down this Zhou Palace." Lu Yangyan squinted, but there were still a bunch of fireworks in his backpack, but those fireworks still needed to be used later, and it was just a waste to use them now.

← v ← fate hasn't agreed to let him turn positive, and it's a waste to put more. It's better to save it for later and take it out as a surprise.

"That...... It's not too early, it's time for us to go. ”