Yi Rong Dan, crossed

Today was supposed to be the first anniversary of Yi Rongdan taking over as the foreign affairs spokesman of the Ministry of National Defense.

As a graduate of Arabic major, Yi Rongdan entered the Ministry of Foreign Affairs with his excellent appearance after graduating with a master's degree, and it has been ten years since he went around and around. first participated in the work at the grassroots level, went to study abroad, sorted out the papers, and then took over as the spokesman, as if in an instant, this year, Yi Rongdan became the most famous diplomat in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, not only because of his special name, but also because Yi Rongdan is simply too handsome.

Sword eyes and star eyebrows, knife-like facial features, deep eye sockets, straight figure, and his voice is very magnetic, really super compatible with his face.

As a diplomat, he stands outside to represent the face of a country, naturally cares about appearance, gets up early every day to run and exercise, nearly 40 years old, and his figure is not out of shape, every day when he is idle, he uses cucumber slices and potato chips to make a natural mask to supplement nutrition to his skin, and when he speaks on stage, he will also apply a BB cream to himself in advance to cover up dark circles, acne, and turtle hair to the point that his wife dislikes it, but he is still happy to do it.

Today, Yi Rongdan has a press conference to attend, put the old three ties, scarves and glasses in the briefcase, which can be regarded as completely prepared.

"Since ancient times, the Xisha Islands have been China's inherent territory......" Yi Rongdan talked eloquently on the stage, the reporters held the microphone helplessly, every time it was Yi Rongdan's turn to speak, there was basically no explosion point to write, ask him about things he said he didn't know, ask him what he thought he said ancient and modern, ask him about national policies and he will change the topic for you, although the exchanges between countries are cautious, but why can't this handsome diplomat learn from the snake spirit disease foreign minister next door? Although what the foreign minister said was outrageous and funny, it was because of this that the newspaper sold well!

Anyway, no matter what the reporter thinks, he still answers the questions according to the rules, and when he encounters sensitive questions, he replies directly: "Is there such a thing? Is that so? "Now his realm has reached the point where he can be conditioned.

After the meeting, I was thinking about something to eat when I went backstage when I saw a reporter rushing over: "Mr. Yi! What do you think of the bombing in France the day before yesterday? ”

"I regret this very much, but the press conference of Comrade Reporter has ended, and this is the backstage ......" Yi Rongdan, who was forced to ask by the reporter, carefully moved the microphone that was about to poke into his mouth and hid to the side.

But the journalist did not want to let him go at all, and followed suit: "All you need is to answer one question!" Mr. Yi! ”

In order to dodge, Yi Rong Dan had to take a step back: "You can discuss this issue at the press conference in the afternoon...... Before he finished speaking, Yi Rong Dan was squeezed down the steps, and he was about to grab something first, but the black object just threw off the cameraman's shoulder and smashed straight into his face.

At the last second of losing consciousness, Yi Rongdan realized that the object he caught was a video camera, and thought: Oops, don't be disfigured!

When he came to his senses again, Yi Rong Dan had already crossed.

As a glorious diplomat, Yi Rongdan has always disbelieved in any bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods, but this time he can't help himself if he doesn't believe it.

Lying in the amniotic fluid, looking through the eyelids that had not yet developed and were completely transparent, looking at his paws that had only a small section and not even faded their webbing, Yi Rong Dan went crazy.

Your sister! This is not scientific! Why do children with incomplete brain development have thinking? Hell, I won't want to stay here...... Well, look at this situation, it will take five months!

No TV, computer and WiFi, staying in the amniotic fluid and not even being able to eat! It's torture, isn't it! And why is that? Can a camera kill someone? Why do you cross it? Lao Tzu's complacent wife has a house and a house, and she still has a household registration in BJ! Do you want to start all over again? It's better to just die!

But no matter how much Yi Rongdan struggles, he can only stay in the womb honestly, and occasionally moving will be considered as fetal movement, through the belly, feeling his mother's heartbeat, and the singing voice that has become sullen through the spread of **, he has calmed down.

Life in the world, do everything to be calm, irritable can not change the status quo, dormant, wait and see, seize the opportunity, bite hard, this is the solution. Yi Rongdan's teacher said.

Yi Rongdan, who calmed down, finally survived the production period.

The crying of the baby, the slap on the buttocks, this is the gift that welcomes Yi Rong Dan into this world.

Like ordinary babies, Yi Rong Dan only knows how to eat, drink, and sleep every day, which is also a helpless thing, in the period when he was just born, his eyes can't be opened, his spine is not fully developed, and he can't even turn over, he is checked by the nurse every day, breastfeeding, Ao, to be precise, it is not milk, but a strange mixture of substances, more viscous, and the taste is simply intolerable, if he wasn't afraid of starvation, he would have gone on a hunger strike to protest! It's just torment, it's torment!

Soon it will be the month when she can return to her mother, but Yi Rongdan is very sad to discover a fact.

There's a good chance his dad was a scumbag. It's been two months, and he hasn't seen his dad!

At this time, he could already see something vaguely, his mother had long flaxen hair, a small face, a very gentle voice, a soft and weak behavior, but very strong, and she could do what she did without pretending to others, but such a good woman had never seen the other half come to take care of her! I can't bear it!

As a mother, Yi Rongdan's mother is very competent, and when she is discharged from the hospital and comes home, the work of taking care of the children has never been done by the family machine. That's right, this weird place is not where Yi Rong Dan once lived! This fact was already known on the day he was discharged from the hospital with his mother, and he flew at a low altitude on a small circular disc when he went out, and he also sat on an unmanned aerial vehicle when he went out, and it was not in the air, but a hollow pipe, and the aircraft was ejected according to the location where he went, and the speed was very fast, even exceeding the speed of the earth fighter.

The change is too great, and Yi Rong Dan said to accept incompetence.

As a baby, there is no fun, and the entertainment that can be done every day is only sleeping, sleeping, sleeping, and then going out with the housewife and mother to accept the onlookers of the residents of the community, and he sadly found that he really can't understand the lingua franca of this place.

I usually listen to my mother talking and singing, using Yirong Dan's mother tongue, Chinese, and those people in the community with colorful hair and pupils, all the languages in their mouths are outside the scope of Yi Rong Dan's language, neither English, French, Russian, or even a small language, it is really a language that has not been heard at all. Yi Rongdan's head was really big, and he couldn't guess his current situation at all, so he could only be patient and anxious, and slowly learn this language with extremely awkward grammar and pronunciation skills according to some small prompts. And by the time he officially completed the task, he was already one and a half years old.

The one-and-a-half-year-old Yi Rong Dan finally understood some of his recent situation, it is now the first year of the interstellar year 2121, as early as the earth calendar 2350 years, human beings began to conquer the universe, until now, nearly two thousand years have passed, the expansion of human beings has reached the point of dozens of galaxies, during which many wars broke out, and human beings have been divided into dozens of countries, and the country where he is now, the Lanstrrow Federation is one of the most brand-new countries, but after hundreds of years of development, It has become one of the best overlords in the interstellar world, and has a three-legged rivalry with the Putt Empire and the United States of Chikes.

After a general understanding of history, Yi Rongdan couldn't help but sigh, when he was on earth, human beings were put into such a large universe because of disputes over resources and territory, and they never stopped.

In recent years, Yi Rongdan has been avoiding asking his mother about his father, mother Aili is a very weak woman, no formal job, every day will go to the community to do some volunteers to help the lonely and widowed elderly, the welfare of this society is excellent, if there is no one to support you after you are old, you can go to a nursing home for the elderly, but this community is very special, living are federal veterans, most of the old people are stubborn, feel that even if they are old, they can support themselves, going to a nursing home is a cowardly expression, As a result, the young residents of the community would spontaneously come to these old people's homes to help, and in her spare time, Ellie would often take Yi Rong Dan, who was still a baby, to go around the old people's homes.

And today it was the stubborn old man Bernie. Ansenman's home.

Bernie is a very stylish old man, seventy or eighty years old, raised a yard of red roses in the yard, and when he sees a beautiful girl, he will give one, he dresses up gracefully every day, his waist is straight, and he is not the slightest old, and today he saw Ellie come with his son, and cut the roses as usual, wrapped them in cellophane and handed them to Ellie.

"Hey~ Ellie little beauty, what are you doing today?" Hearing this, Ellie smiled delicately, even if she was already the child's mother, she still liked this compliment.

"Uncle Bernie, come and make you lamb chops, and bring Dandan by the way, please help take care of it."

"Oh, of course, of course, Rong Dan is such a lovely child, I'm very glad you thought of me" Bernie looked very happy when he hugged Yi Rong Dan in Ellie's hand.

When he entered the house, Bernie took Yi Rong Dan to his bare brain room and played the recently popular anime "The Adventures of Little Sheep" to him, and he sat on the side and drank the secretly hidden Kuqi wine, and said to him with eyebrows and eyes: "Oh, little baby, don't tell your mother and Grandma Mina that I have hidden wine here, I'll take two sips"

Yi Rongdan rolled his eyes in his heart, and honestly sat in the children's chair in a daze.

At this time, Grandma Mina, who pushed the door in, shouted at Ellie in the kitchen, "Ellie! There's a stranger in military uniform in your yard! ”

Just after cutting the lamb chops, Ellie hurriedly wiped her hands clean with a towel: "Miss Mina, your throat is still so big"

Smiled and pushed open the door to look out of the courtyard, but at that moment, froze, Ellie covered her mouth that almost screamed, and burst into tears.