"Ghost Baby?" Liao Yong scratched his head, "How come there is such a thing in our school?" ”

Wei Shuxian's mind turned relatively blocky, and he quickly came to his senses, and said to you: "You mean, that ghost baby is Liu Jing's child?" ”

"That's right, if I'm not mistaken, Liu Jing estimates that someone's belly was made bigger. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 infoThe two of them secretly went to a private hospital to have an abortion, and the child left before seeing the world because the child was stillborn, so he was resentful, so he came back to his mother. ”

"Tsk, a living life, they can really do it." Hearing this, Wei Shuxian couldn't help but sigh.

Liao Yong rubbed over with a chair, patted you on the shoulder and asked, "Lao Mu, since you are here, did you help that ghost baby by the way?" ”

"How can I have this idle work, whoever commits iniquity must reap the consequences." You said with a disdainful face, "What if Liu Jing is the school flower sought after by tens of millions of people, she must be responsible for the mistakes she has committed, even if it is at the cost of her own life." ”

Seeing that your expression was serious, Yang Kai and the three of them nodded and didn't say anything more.

Ever since you have the ability to memorize, attending classes or something seems to you to be a waste of time.

However, since I am a student, I still have to take some courses, such as elective courses, and the purpose is very simple, to get credits!

The third and fourth classes in the morning are elective courses, and the interesting thing is that all four of you in the dormitory have hooked this class, Shang Dynasty Bronze Studies.

You go a little later, so as soon as you enter the lecture hall, you will find that the huge classroom is already crowded.

The teacher who gave the lecture was a famous professor of Jiangsu and Zhejiang University, who was as famous as Du Xishan in the study of cultural relics, and although she had passed the age of the sixtieth year, she had a gentle personality, a different way of doing things from ordinary people, and the lecture efficiency was high, so there were many people who came to listen to the class.

"Old Mu, here!"

Standing at the door of the classroom, you find that in the back row, Wei Shuxian is waving at you.

Before you got closer, you found Yang Kai arguing with a few men and women you didn't know next to you.

"Hey, what are they talking about?"

You sit next to Wei Shuxian and find that Wei Shuxian is holding the book and is not involved in their topic.

Wei Shuxian glanced at Yang Kai, who was foaming at the mouth, and said with a smile: "They are talking about the shortcomings of modern people's thinking. Yang Kai said that modern people are becoming more and more impure, and everything will be autonomously associated with the bad side. ”

As she was talking, Hu Meili, who was sitting in the next row of Yang Kai, retorted: "Yang Kai, it's not right for you to say that. Everyone's thinking is different, why do you beat them to death with a stick? ”

"What, you're not convinced?" Yang Kai looked at Hu Meili with a grin.

Although Hu Meili looks good, she is outgoing and often plays with boys, she turned her head and snorted coldly: "Of course! ”

"Now, let's do a very simple fill-in-the-blank question."

As he spoke, Yang Kai took out a piece of paper and wrote this line of words on the paper: "Zhang Wuji turned Zhu Jiuzhen over and lay on the table. Then he held (xx) and aimed at Zhu Jiuzhen's (xxxx) and went in. 'Oops', the moan attracted the dying Wu Qing baby next to him......"

Writing this, Yang Kai was cheeky, still smiling and looking at the people around him: "I want to ask a few, the first moment you saw this line of words, what words did you fill in these three xx?" ”

"Dirty!"

"Hooligans!"

"It's so obscene!"

Several girls and boys condemned one after another, and at the same time drew a line with Yang Kai.

And Yang Kai still had a winning posture, glanced at everyone around, and said with a smile: "Hehe, the two words you said just now are used to describe yourself. ”

As he spoke, Yang Kai wrote a new line of words: Zhang Wuji turned Zhu Jiuzhen over and lay on the table. Then he held the silver needle and aimed at Zhu Jiuzhen's acupoint and plunged it lightly. "Oops", the moan attracted the dying Wu Qingying next to him......

Well, the crowd was speechless.

"Look, as I said, it's you people who have changed their minds, and the words themselves haven't changed much."

You smile, yawn, and simply lie down on the table to rest.

Last night you had a long, long dream that seemed like a century had passed. In your dreams you see many unrelated images, and you can't remember any of them now, as if they had suddenly been broken.

So you wake up late in the morning and know that you're still sleepy, and this is the first time you've had this since your body was transformed.

Sleepy, sleepy, you're asleep again.

As the bell rang for class, a well-dressed old lady with a full head of white hair walked in slowly.

As soon as she appeared, everyone immediately stopped talking and sat upright, their eyes staring straight into each other.

Even Yang Kai, who usually likes gags the most, quieted down, but he glanced at Wei Shuxian next to him, and their eyes fell on you who was still sleeping on the table.

At this time, you have already dreamed of spring and autumn, and you are still babbling something in your mouth, with a tone.

The white-haired old lady glanced at the audience, and finally her gaze fell on you.

She has good hearing, and seems to hear your whispering, but she can't hear it clearly, so she turned on the classroom loudspeaker, picked up a microphone, and said to everyone: "Which classmate is willing to give the microphone to this classmate who is sleeping on his stomach, I would like to hear what he is saying." ”

The lecture hall is very large, and the loudspeaker must be used at this time, and when the old lady said this, the scene was stunned and turned to look at you.

Soon, someone raised their hand, it was none other than Yang Kai!

"Teacher, I'll come."

The old lady nodded, and Yang Kai ran to her, took the megaphone, and trotted all the way to you, putting the microphone to your mouth.

There were a few noises, then your voice was amplified, and a tone came out that made the whole scene uproar:

"Don't wait until a thousand years from now,

Cao Cao said to me,

Fairy tales are all lies,

I can't be yours - Brother Monkey.

Brother Monkey! You're really amazing, the Five Elements Mountain can't hold you down,

Jump out of a gourd baby!

Gourd baby, on a vine, seven melons, wind and rain, are not afraid!

Ahhh Ahhh Wow! Wow ......Oooo

When I got to the back, there was already a lot of laughter.

Wei Shuxian next to him kept holding back, but when he got to the back, he couldn't hold it back, and finally reached out and pushed you.

"Huh?"

You open your eyes blankly, yawn and ask, "Class?" ”

Another burst of laughter, because your three words are also coming out of the microphone.

You, who quickly realized the situation, couldn't help but glared at Yang Kai, who was grinning, and Yang Kai laughed and sent the microphone back.

The old lady took the microphone and laughed softly: "Come, students, let's start class now......"