Chapter 14 Police|Cha Shu Huang is this bird——

"When did you start raising this parrot?" After checking his identity in the patterned presentation □□, the older and calmer of the two black uniforms began to ask questions.

Now the police are still quite disciplined in handling cases, and there is no clear clue to rely on a bird alone, of course, it is impossible to give Xiao Li the big hat of a criminal suspect - but the young man who was taken by the old driver still glared angrily, and he didn't know if it was to support some momentum to tell the truth, or really believed in the literary creation of "The perverted murderer kills people and buries the corpse, and treats the deceased's pet bird as a trophy and raises it as a souvenir".

"Early in the morning of the 17th, I went out after the night shift and saw him sleeping on the exhaust pipe outside the air conditioner." Xiao Li, who has a good memory, answers in a regular manner, sits with an expressionless face, and looks more serious and imposing than the two criminal policemen.

"Number 17...... Isn't that the third day of the Lunar New Year? The old police officer and the little police officer looked at each other, and there was surprise in each other's eyes.

- Although the body has been left for a long time, the forensic doctor cannot presume the specific time of death, but judging from the communication records of the deceased, a group of people who have sent text messages for a hundred years at the beginning of the year must have been themselves, and after that, the deceased's commonly used account was inactive, and the roommate received a notice of moving out that may have been sent by the murderer on behalf of the sixth day of the first month, and their initial time of death was within these 5 days, and it is even possible that the murderer lived with the victim for a few days.

Now Xiao Li said that he picked up the parrot on the morning of the third day of junior high school, and it is very likely that the time of death will be determined to the second day of junior high school!

With a heavy breakthrough, the old officer's speed of speech also increased a little, and he continuously interrogated Xiao Li what he had done during the week from the first to the sixth day of junior high school, and where had he been active? Whether there is a witness, whether you know the deceased, etc.

In fact, when they investigated in the early stage, they found that Xiao Li's life was a bit boring to the point of suspicious Cheng Dù.

A young man in his twenties doesn't even have a computer or a smartphone! Although the income is not high, but the young man is very good-looking, but he does not have any friends of the opposite sex (or even friends of the same sex), and the only entertainment is to go to the library to borrow a lot of books that give me a headache when I look at a name.

But living in isolation, living a hard life, and liking to read books are not grounds for suspicion, maybe people are just clean and down-to-earth children? And Xiao Li's economic situation is also very stable, he neither buys luxury goods nor manages money, and he is not touched by alcohol, gambling and drugs, and there is no sign of a windfall at all. The ghost orders whose whereabouts are unknown, and there is currently no evidence that they are related to him.

As for the usually uncomfortable interrogation, Xiao Li did not have any resistance and responded calmly: he had been on duty, and he had convenience store surveillance and book borrowing records to testify, and he did not know the deceased, but after looking at the photos to identify him, he recognized that this person had often come to the convenience store to buy food for a while.

The attitude of cooperation is not too good, but it makes the two policemen feel tricky - but in the face of the handsome face and clear eyes like a cold pool, even if the tone is a little fierce, they will feel that they are unreasonably and violently enforcing the law.

At this time, the young policeman noticed an effective breakthrough, he pointed to Du Ling, who was squatting on the back of the chair and listening to their questioning, and said: "This is the parrot that the deceased ran away, it's very well-behaved, little bird bird~ Can you understand what we say?" ”

I was shot while lying down?

Little bird, what the hell does it sound like a little **-

Master Bird's Killing Matt's crown stood on the ground. Only then did he realize that his appearance was not quite right, how could a parrot be so quiet as a chicken, as a natural person to go crazy, think about how Kanye used to be so cheap and noisy that he had no friends?

Du Ling felt that he was starting to envy those who dressed as cat uncles, as long as a 'Diao Miner dares' eyes can face a qiē.

But this was about to be poked in the face, and he couldn't do without action, fluttering his wings and moving, he shouted in an extra octave Australian accent: "Welcome~ Find money!" Change! ”

He also raised his paw to grasp the finger that dared to attack, which means that you don't want to retract it if you don't give money.

The poor little policeman froze.

“…… Haha, it learns to speak quite quickly, ha...... "I wanted to tease the big parrot, but the little policeman who was teased by the parrot laughed very embarrassed."

Yan Sù's work atmosphere was completely destroyed, and he couldn't dare to look at the faces of his seniors!

However, the old driver is the old driver, and the seniors not only did not embarrass with him, but took this opportunity to open the topic: "It seems that this parrot is quite smart, and you can learn the cashier's conversation after being raised by you for a month, so we want to take this bird away for evidence." Maybe it will be able to identify the murderer, or remember some conversation between the dead and the murderer? ”

Wait--it turns out that it's not a fairy face, it's a bird, I'm going to enter the game!?

Du Ling, who was proud, was stunned.

And the old police officer still asked, "Speaking of which, what did it usually say?" ”

Du Ling had said a lot, but no matter how much Xiao Li doubted the relationship between this parrot essence and the death of the previous owner, it was impossible for him to tell the truth to the police.

Don't say that there is no evil spirit in this bird, even if it really harms people, it is impossible for mortals to punish it.

So when he received the little eyes of Du Ling SOS for help, Xiao Li still tried to stop him: "He is just an ordinary parrot, and he hasn't said anything strange...... The confession of the bird is also useful? ”

The first books he read when he first entered the WTO were the laws promulgated by the Chinese government, and there were no entries in them that could accept the testimony of non-human witnesses.

"Hey, isn't this all the trouble of that group of reporters, escaping from the murderer and bringing people to find the remains of the owner, if it's all true, this parrot may have become a sperm! But everyone who pays attention to the unsolved case believes in it so much, and we also have to work with the voice of the people~" Probably a little embarrassed by the cold gaze that seemed to be able to perceive everything, the little police officer scratched his head and half-jokingly explained.

Of course, he can't say that the main psychological tactics to take this parrot are, after all, it is a living creature, maybe it can increase the psychological pressure on people in the know, and break out more information, of course, it would be better if this bird could recognize the suspicious people who were active in the community during the Spring Festival by the photos.

However, Xiao Li obviously took the irony of his casual words seriously: "He didn't become a refinement." ”

Now that Du Ling can't speak and defend himself, he has to help Daoyou hide his identity, which is also an important part of the mortal benchmark law.

The young man with a cold face said word by word very seriously: "Dream less and read more, we must believe in scientific materialism, break superstitious thoughts, and admit that there are no gods and monsters in this world at all." ”

…… Why does this sound familiar?

I rely on this to be the line that mocked the failure of Daxian's method before!

The bird master hung his hair and looked at the owner of the zero egg acting in silence, this was obviously a joke, but the calm and solemn tone of the fairy face, why did it sound so embarrassing.

It's getting darker and darker, and if you don't look at the police, you almost exclaim that you are sick.

The two public officials who were taught not to be superstitious did not refute or pick up, and endured the discomfort of the embarrassment phobia, and they at least succeeded in taking away the "physical evidence" - Uncle Parrot hesitated for a moment whether to pounce or not, and whether resistance would lead to a greater arrest battle, and was directly stuffed into the cage.

…… Dyschora is also a dead bird.

Several pairs of eyes stared at Du Ling, and he definitely couldn't perform tearing the iron cage with his mouth, so he had to howl a few times, "Goodbye!" Good bye! Hold your horses! Hold your horses! He was taken out of the door and put in a police car for the first time in his life.

Come on, if you come, you will be safe, just take the opportunity to listen to the corner of the police, and track the progress of the 'case'.

After less than three minutes of decadence in the birdcage, Du Ling, who had a big heart and could drive an aircraft carrier, cheered up again, he seemed to be walking around in the cage very restlessly, but in fact, he was listening to the conversation between the two criminal policemen with his ears up.

Another advantage of regenerating critters gets√

According to seniority, he is naturally a little police inspector who drives, and he crackles his reasoning to his seniors while playing the steering wheel.

In the eyes of the little police officer, that Xiao Li may be a psychopathic happy criminal, the more he looks like a saint in life, the more dangerous he is, isn't it, he is bold and black-hearted and does not seek money at all, it is the fun of creating a terrorist incident to trick the police, I didn't see that he didn't change his face in the face of interrogation, and he was blind to that little white face.

Looking at the youthful and beautiful pimple beans on his face, the bird master identified him as a false fire Taiwang envy, jealousy and hatred of Xiao Li's fairy face, obviously with personal feelings, which is not enough to be believed.

Sure enough, the old police officer didn't take his blind guesses seriously at all, and the old god said that he was really thinking too much, and sure enough, he still read less suspense novels, where did he get so many perverts? This case is actually obviously a very rough impulsive crime, and he didn't even clean up the end of his hand, if it weren't for the fact that the tenants returned to their hometowns during the Spring Festival and no one witnessed it, this incident would never have been covered up for so long.

Such favorable conditions are exposed because the body is not buried, it can only be said that the murderer is careless, and he thinks a lot like the little policeman, and it is indeed a stroke of genius to pretend to be the victim and leave by himself, but it is a pity that the process of acting is full of loopholes, and it is a novice on the road.

It is reasonable that the young man had to obey, and the bird master also bowed his head in shame. Counted by the old police officer, he found that he had left too many flaws.

However, he didn't have a single hand to mop the floor and clean, let alone fix the windows and transformer...... As for forgetting to take away the broken bird rack, it is indeed an irrefutable failure, but it is good to keep this failure, otherwise Xiao Li's suspicion will be even more unclear.

Thinking about it this way, Du Ling is psychologically balanced again, anyway, I am full of loopholes, and you can only figure it out haha~

The police still thought that it was suspicious that the parrot flew directly to a convenience store that was not close after escaping, and Du Ling was also very clumsy when he heard it, but they couldn't interject and say that he was actually afraid of the cold.

He really dared to open his mouth so coolly, and it was estimated that the hairy little policeman who was not calm would dare to drive the car into the ditch.

So Du Ling had to diligently play the role of an innocent (?) The normal parrot, someone teased him on the donkey's lips and said a few words to the horse's mouth, welcome to thank you again for your patronage, and a bunch of people praised this bird for being so smart and fun.

Thinking that the onlookers were not fun at all, the stupid bird master couldn't wait to face them with his ass.

When the little policeman noticed that he was eating Oreo plus food but only gave him a lump of white rice, Du Ling, who had been playing monkey tricks for a day, finally got out of anger.

He took a deep breath and opened his voice: "The belly dragon is killing and killing, the belly dragon is no longer stoppable, and the belly dragon has surpassed the gods!" ”

The belly dragon is the gold segment tuba that he was masturbating back then, thinking that it is impossible to hit platinum in this life, Deng Shibei couldn't help but scream more angrily.

"Xiao Zhao! You're playing a game again during duty time! Before the aftermath fell, the old detective who was printing the suspect's picture materials in the next room had already rushed in angrily.

"I didn't-" The little policeman who was just reading the novel was very wronged, and subconsciously dropped the web page X.

"Hehe, looking at the clean desktop, the exit is quite fast." The old detective's twenty years of tracking down various crimes can still see through his little tricks?

"Don't think that if you turn off the sound, no one will know, if there is no familiar picture stimulation, this bird can call out such a big set of words? If you have to stay here, you don't have to stay here, the young people who are addicted to the Internet will have to run errands, go to Lao Wang's side, they happen to be investigating the robbery gang during the Spring Festival, you go to collect evidence. ”

"I really don't have ......" The little policeman stood up reluctantly, glaring at the parrot who didn't know what kind of wind it was making.

The bird is not a bird.

Oh, the scum with only five combat effectiveness is also worthy of fighting with the master!