11. Chapter 11
If someone you've only known for a few days says to you, "Your hands are so beautiful. Can I lick it? "What would you think?
Anyway, Ding Su was dumbfounded.
The most terrifying thing is that Li Ji's serious and inquiring expression almost put him in: for a moment he was really hesitant to lick his hand for him...... Lick......
Realizing this thought, Ding Su was suddenly embarrassed, and only after a while did he blush slightly and ask, "Haven't you eaten enough?"
Li Ji actually didn't expect that he could say this, but if he said it, he said it, although he was right, he really didn't have the face to go up and lick it without Ding Kun's consent.
In order to cover up, he followed Ding Kun's words and said, "Yes." I didn't have enough to eat......"
So Ding Su handed him the remaining half bowl of bean curd in front of him.
Of course Li Ji was full, but half a bowl of bean curd was not a problem for him, and after eating it all in one go, he burped, looked at Ding Kun and said, "I said you, is it a cat or a bird!" The stomach is so small, and if you eat so little, you will be full. β
Ding Kun was looking at him silently, and when he heard him say this, he couldn't help but be silent, as if he was aggrieved but not sure whether to say it: "...... I'm not full. β
Li Ji: "......"
He looked at the clean bottom of the bowl, and no matter how thick his skin was, he had nothing to say for a while.
"There's a bun here." Ding Kun comforted him: "I'll just eat steamed buns." β
After speaking, he looked at the fried buns, slowly picked them up and stuffed them in his mouth. Li Ji looked at his expression when he ate the buns, that is, he could see from it that he was wronged at this time, he was a little embarrassed and a little distressed, and said, "Otherwise, I'll buy it for you again." β
Ding Su shook his head and said very seriously: "When you buy it back, I should be full." β
As soon as he said this, it was Li Ji's turn to be aggrieved: "Then what should I do?" β
"So be it." Ding Su said: "Who let you buy it......
Li Ji: "......"
Why does he feel that he is unreasonable! /saddened
Ding Su didn't finish a bun, and an uninvited guest came in the ward again. He watched Li Cheng rush in in a hurry, and the thief ran straight to the remaining two buns with bright eyes, shouting in his mouth: "Starve to death, starve to death!" As a result, before his hand touched the bun, he twisted Li Ji's wrist and screamed in pain.
Li Ji threw him away very fiercely, and said very ruthlessly: "You are not allowed to touch these two buns."
Li Cheng was naturally dissatisfied: "Why?"
Li Ji said disgustedly: "You are too ugly."
Li Cheng's eyes widened, and his face was incredible: "Me? Ugly??? β
It's the same as what an unforgivable thing Li Ji has done.
"Yes, you're ugly." Li Ji said with certainty: "So I want to eat it and buy it myself." β
"I don't! I'm going to eat it! Li Cheng pounced on it and grabbed it, Li Ji protected him with death, and Ding Kun silently held up the half-eaten bun and looked at the two bear children who had not grown up. Until Li Cheng shifted the battle line, he suddenly gave up his brother's side, turned his head and bit the bun in Ding Kun's hand!
"........................" Ding Kun felt that a string of ellipses at this moment could not express his mood at all.
Li Ji blew up on the spot, grabbed Li Cheng's neck with one hand and slashed at his mouth with the other, but how could something that entered his mouth be so easy to pick out? Li Cheng twisted his body and covered his mouth, his teeth were tightly closed, and he swore to death like Li Ji just now!
The corners of Ding Kun's mouth twitched and looked at the farce in front of him: "I said you two ......"
Li Jitie blushed and yelled at him: "Shut up!" β
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Ding Su watched him drag Li Cheng out, and when he came to the door, he frightened the little couple who had just come in, he leaned on the head of the bed and subconsciously rolled his eyes. In addition to being funny, it's still funny.
Yu Guang glanced at the remaining two buns, Ding Kun touched his unsatisfied stomach, and finally sighed and looked away.
And outside the door at this moment, Li Cheng had already swallowed a mouthful of buns, and was sticking out his tongue to tease his brother. Li Ji's hands were copied in his pockets, his eyes looked left and right, he didn't find a suitable tool, and turned to Li Chengbei's face again, he licked his lips, and suddenly slapped it, feeling unrelieved, so he slapped it twice!
When he slapped him for the first time, Li Cheng was not cowardly at all, and the two slaps that he slapped in the back were estimated to be painful, Li Cheng's expression was not quite right when he raised his eyes, Li Ji saw this, turned his head and rushed back to the ward with a very quick reaction, and then slammed the door!
Li Cheng was fierce outside, smashing the door with a bang, Li Ji leaned on the door, hooking the corners of his mouth and smiling handsome and rogue, and a little unbelievably vicious: "Smash, you smash, when you turn around and smash the door, see if Dean Feng can't kill you!" β
The voice outside was quiet, and Li was like a little leopard with nowhere to put out the fire, panting heavily.
The young couple hugged each other silently, looking at the eyes of the two brothers as if they were looking at a neuropathy.
After a while, Li Ji said again: "You are not in class today?" What are you doing here? β
"Saturday! Look if you're dead!! Li Cheng scratched the door, his voice thick and heavy.
"I'm living well, and I can beat you for another sixty years, don't coward!"
Li Cheng snorted angrily and began to scratch the door again: "Li Ji, your uncle!" You let me in!! β
Li Ji originally wanted to be angry with him again, but here Ding Su couldn't stand it a little, and said: "Are you naΓ―ve? β
This sentence was heard by Li Cheng outside, and he suddenly turned his anger into joy, and he couldn't be happy: "Are you naΓ―ve? Rise? Li Ji, you say you are not naΓ―ve?? β
No man likes to be called naΓ―ve by the person he likes, and Li Ji is the same. He opened the door and looked at Li Cheng, who was completely out of fire, suffocating to death, but he still smiled softly, and grabbed Li Cheng's shoulder with one hand: "Brother is wrong, I'm sorry for you, did it hurt just now?" β
Li Cheng felt that he was worth it when he saw that he was angry, and stretched out his tongue to remind him, threw away his arm, and said to Ding Xu: "Really, he is very naΓ―ve!" You say, these are all people in their twenties, and they are not as stable as me. β
Ding Su smiled, not thinking that what he said made sense at all. Seeing that Li Cheng was going to sit in the royal position at the head of Ding Su's bed, Li Ji took a step forward and grabbed him with his long legs, sat down by himself, and the topic shifted to Baozi again, saying, "Why don't you eat it?" β
Ding Kun shook his head and said, "I originally wanted to say that your brother would eat it, but now it's cold." β
Li Ji was silent for a while, and before Li Cheng could be moved by Ding Kun's words, he grabbed the bun and stuffed it into his mouth, gritted his teeth and said, "Give it to you!" β
In Ding Kun's opinion, the two brothers of the Li family are simply more than one two, both of them are naΓ―ve, and they both have a squirrel, and they are quite endearing......
Li Cheng didn't know if he really liked Ding Kun or deliberately couldn't get along with his brother, so he ran over to sit next to Ding Kun and chat with him for two days in a row, if his brother sat on the left, he would sit on the right, and vice versa.
Li Ji annoyed him to death: he and Ding Kun didn't have much time to be alone, but now that Li Cheng β‘β‘ kicked, there were even fewer opportunities. Seeing that Ding Su was about to be discharged from the hospital, this afternoon, Li Cheng refused the invitation of his good buddy after school and prepared to run towards the hospital.
As a result, as soon as he got out of the school gate, he was intercepted by Li Ji, who was holding a cigarette, and he didn't realize what was going on, thinking that the other party was here to pick him up, so he ran over and pressed Li Ji into the car.
He snorted: "If you dare to beat me, I'm going to sue the teacher!"
Li Ji kicked him in as the co-pilot, then sat in by himself, locked the car door, and asked him, "Will you go home?"
"Why are you going home, I'm going to see Brother Maruko."
"Don't go." Li Ji shook off the ashes and said, "I'm afraid I can't help but beat you up."
"Why did you beat me?"
"Look at you."
"I'm not going to see your ......"
"What do you want to do?" Li Ji looked at him with a frown: "Have you written all your homework?" Did you pass the exam? Have you been praised by your teachers? Have you won the Three Merit Student Award? β¦β¦ None of this you still want to play?! β
"......" Li Cheng whispered, "You've never taken it......"
Li Ji curled the corners of his mouth and said: "So I always regret that I didn't study hard at that time, so that you won't follow in my footsteps in the future, I'll send you home to do your homework." β
"I don't!"
"Otherwise, you can call your buddy, you can go where to play, and I will reimburse you."
"I don't!"
"Don't you have a little girlfriend? Go play with her. β
"Don't."
"Did I smoke you?"
......Of course, Li Cheng wouldn't say yes, in fact, he subconsciously twisted the door handle, and then found that Li Ji locked the car door, so he had to give up this plan.
He silently looked at Li Ji's smiling face and was silent for a while, and said, "Then, if you tell me whether you are gay or not, I won't go to the hospital." β
"It's not." Li Ji said, "Okay, let's go home." β
ββ¦β¦ You lie!! β
"That's it."
"I'll tell my dad to go!"
"Well, I'll send you back to tell him."
"......" Li Cheng was stunned, watched Li Ji extinguish the cigarette butt and drove forward, and asked for a long time: "You...... Really? β
Li Ji glanced at him and said, "That's right." β
"Then you like Brother Maruko?"
"Yes."
"......" Li Cheng asked again: "Are you chasing him?" β
"Yes."
"Have you liked him for a long time?"
"Hmm."
"You took those pictures secretly?"
"No, a private investigator."
"I see there's always something missing from him in that picture?"
"Well, that one was originally his former object, and I dropped it."
"Dig a slot!!" Li Cheng almost jumped up in shock: "You are so perverted!" β
Li Ji braked suddenly, Li Cheng was caught off guard, his forehead slammed on the driver's platform, and he was silent for a long time.
Li Ji continued to move forward, and after Li Cheng relieved himself, he said, "I really can't see that you are still an infatuated ......."
Li Ji felt that this was a compliment. When he met the traffic light, he rolled down the window and looked out with a smile, just in time to see a beautiful woman stop next to him, so he grinned even more happily.
The beautiful woman looked at him, then rolled up the window with a cold face.
Li Ji pursed his lips, looked back at Li Cheng, and said, "See, this kind of woman is hypocritical." β
The red light counted backwards, the woman's window rolled down again, and a bottle of Coke was aimed at Li Ji across the window. Li Cheng pointed blankly, Li Ji turned around, only to hear the sound of "poof", I don't know how long the coke soda was shaking broke the cap of the bottle and shot on Li Ji's face full of spring breeze.
The flowers and branches of the woman's laughter trembled, and as the green light turned on, Li Ji was left with a flying kiss and a string of silver bells like laughter.
Li Ji wiped his face and said to Li Cheng: "If you see it, I'll say that this woman is hypocritical." β
Li Cheng touched his face and was speechless.
The two of them returned home in silence all the way, and Li Cheng suddenly opened his mouth sternly before getting out of the car: "Brother." β
"What for?"
"Have you ever had a girlfriend against your will for so long?"
"No, what's wrong?"
"It's nothing, it's just ......" Li Cheng said with a very tangled expression: "Are you keeping your virgin body for him?" β