"Lin haha, have you returned to China, I heard you say that you were on the plane a few days ago, why haven't you heard from you until today. Could it be that your nearest horse is called an airplane? ”

"Roll the ball, maybe someone robbed it, and now feed the fish in the sea. How could we Lin Haha fall in love with other girls, the little cabbage that is neatly planted with ice and jade in people's hearts. ”

"Little cabbage? Who is it? is surnamed Xia, is called Ran or the lazy one, didn't she marry a businesswoman early in the morning. Dog, did we eat with her husband Du Xisheng a few days ago? ”

"It's not him, but they were indeed husband and wife before, and it's hard to say if they're still together. Didn't there be a good-looking girl at the banquet that day, and when it was over, I saw her get into Du Xisheng's car. ”

"It's a blessing to be together, and it's better to break it, which is convenient for Lin Haha to take advantage of the void."

"What takes advantage of the void to enter, that is called the last."

"It's almost the same as entering and entering, so will she come to attend Brother Wilt's wedding?"

"Who knows, ask Lin haha."

"Lin haha! Lin haha! ”

Early in the morning, the pot exploded in the WeChat group, and the message prompt sound and the name of the dish popped up like a clever mouth, and one after another did not stop.

Lin Han saw that this group of news was about to overflow, and there were countless private chats crackling in, so he hurriedly sat up and yelled into the microphone: "Shut up for me, you can't die if you die, you're on vacation in Madai, and I'll go back when the show is over." ”

There was a deathly silence in the group, and after a second: "Lin haha!" Lin haha! ”

"......" Lin Han directly turned off his mobile phone, and the world finally quieted down.

The people around her woke up in the end, at first with their backs to her, the white quilt hung on her body, she stretched out her hand and pressed it with her arm, tracing the undulating curves, and at the same time, revealing a large piece of white skin like snow behind her.

Sound and color are only a moment, and the memory has the shortest time, but the feeling has to trigger the cooperation of multiple senses, and the chance of retention is greatly increased. So much so that when Lin Han noticed that there was still the delicate and silky touch of her skin on her fingertips, her heart began to accelerate uncontrollably, and her body immediately tensed.

At this time, the woman turned over and snuggled into his arms, the narrow bridge of her nose pierced his waist, and the hot breath exhaled, spraying a layer of goosebumps on his skin. She rubbed it, found the most comfortable position, and muttered, "...... It's noisy. ”

Lin Han's heart moved, and he got back into the quilt, bent one hand to support her head, looked at her pink face, and asked a little inexplicably: "Xia Ran, do you know who I am?" ”

Xia Ran moved in his arms again, his eyes rolled quickly as if he was thinking about something, his thick and curly eyelashes finally fanned and opened, and a pair of bright eyes fell on his face: "Sir, who are you?" ”

Lin Han pressed her shoulders and turned the person over suddenly, and he immediately attached it tightly, and his tense body resisted her with full meaning, and said, "Xia Ran, you have intermittent amnesia, I have to reproduce the original scene now, so that you can think about things again." ”

Xia Ran patted him on the cheek, smiling like a smile: "Lin Haha, when did you change your career to become a doctor." ”

Lin Han said: "There are still many things you don't know here." ”

Xia Ran suddenly straightened up at this time, and pulled the long hair that was tucked behind her head with both hands, and the black soft hair spread out like a waterfall, and spread on the snow-white pillow like a flower.

Lin Han looked at it for a moment, his body was bloodshot, his eyes were faintly red, his ten fingers clasped her and pressed her to the bed, scolded something in a low voice, and pushed himself into her still soft and wet body.

If the memory is not wrong, Xia Ran has had good hair since she was a child.

Xia Ran and Lin Han have grown up together since they were children, and their parents are employees of the same state-owned enterprise.

At that time, state-owned enterprises had good benefits, and when they were seeking benefits for their employees, they were most interested in dividing houses, choosing a piece of land to build a small building, giving one for each family, and squeezing a piece for each family.

Xia Lin's family caught up with the policy and enjoyed a good socialist situation, a passage was divided into two sides, Xia Ran's family lived in the east, and Lin Han's family lived in the west, and began a door-to-door neighbor career of more than ten years.

They are all newly formed small families after taking over, and the neighbors in the building are getting pregnant and giving birth one after another, and more than a year after Lin Han was born, Xia Ran also fell to the ground.

Unfortunately, when Lin Han was born, he caught up with the end of that year, and when Xia Ran came, he caught the year after that, and it was only a year and a few days more than a year and a few days when he was full, but Lin Han wanted to be Xia Ran's brother who was two years older.

So every time he had a conflict and a fight with Xia Ran, his mother, who was not protecting his children, always came to pull the oily skin behind his head, and when he brought it to Xia Ran, he scolded him loudly: "Your seven-year-old child, what do you care about with a five-year-old girl, quickly apologize to Ran Ran and say that my brother was wrong - hey, what are you doing staring at me!" ”

Xia Ran sat on the high bed, being held by her mother to change clothes, her round and snow-white pink body was peeling out of her clothes, her lotus-like white fat arm twitched from the gown, and she kept waving to him: "Brother, Brother Lin......"

I don't know what kind of evil wind I smoked, Lin Han still remembers the scene of that day clearly, and Xiao Xia Ran, who is like a water mill, leans on her mother's arms, giggling at him, her laughter is clear and pleasant, but her throat is so glutinous that she can't melt when she speaks.

Her long black hair was over her shoulders, and the smoke hung over her head, making her face even whiter. Because he had just cried, his cheeks were flushed, it was the sunset at night, and his round eyes were still wet, black and white like two big dragon's eyes.

However, a child is the softest and most cute, no matter how you are deceived and beaten by you, he will follow you as a follower, in fact, it is only a matter of a few years. If she goes any further, Xia Ran's girl can't stop like a derailed train, and Lin Han, who is naughty and domineering like a mountain king, can't stop her.

The two of them went to the same elementary school, and Xia Ran was one level lower than Lin Han. At first, Xia Ran still liked to go to school with Brother Lin, but later thought that he was uncomfortable sitting in the car, so he began to walk to and from school with his little sisters with his schoolbag.

She was exactly like a small cannonball with rapid firepower, and no one could ignore her cunzài, and when she passed by the cheerful wind of hunting, she had already flung her black braid tied into a ponytail and walked away in a hurry.

Once the follower of the child king had a new life of his own, forget it, the girl who used to obey her words has grown into a reverse scale, and forget it, but within a few days, he called him "Lin Haha" in front of the whole class, which is simply unbearable.

Lin Han finally read Quanpinyin at that time, and had just learned to write. Elementary school teachers no longer help children write names in their exercise books, and tell children to do it all by themselves.

Lin Han checked the dictionary and looked at his name carefully, one hand holding the pencil trembled, and the stroke of the paper penetrated through the back of the paper, as if he was building a spaceship.

It was not easy to write the name, put it down, and when she wrote another book, Xia Ran happened to poke out a face tanned by the midsummer sun, she pointed to the two words on the book, and said seriously: "Lin Han, your name is wrong." ”

Listen, my brother didn't shout anymore, and Lin Han didn't raise his head: "Fart bigger, you can recognize the words, that's how you write, if you want to be bored, go out and play quickly, don't affect Young Master Ben." ”

Xia Ran was persistent when he was a child, although his face was dark, his hands were still his true colors, and at this moment he fell on the book like a green onion, and said: "I recognize the words, Shuangmu Lin, Rihanhan, you are right about the 'forest', but the 'Han' is written wrong, one bite and one together this thought 'ha', Lin Ha, hahaha." ”

“……”

Since then, Lin Han's title has changed, Xia Ran called him Lin Haha, his father and his mother called him Lin Haha, and his uncle and uncle called him Lin Haha...... Now, the boys and girls in the class are going to call him Lin haha.

Lin Han didn't want to see this two-year-old sister when she was a child, and from that day on, she bullied her even more, blocking her door early in the morning and not letting her go to school, quietly riding behind her and slapping her violently, or taking advantage of the fact that no one at her house went to her door at night to learn ghost screaming.

Xia Ran was scared at first, but later she developed a big heart and let him beat me in the wind and rain. Lin Han didn't have time to be lazy and lax, the road was one foot high, and the demon was one foot high, and he had enough strength to torture people in a different way.

Iron porcelain Du Xisheng once hurt him, saying: "It is written in the book, we are about to enter puberty, and boys will have a series of reactions during puberty. For example, on the surface, I am estranged from girls, but in fact, I want to be close to them very much, and my subconscious desire will affect my behavior, and then I become particularly keen to express myself. ”

Lin Han grew more than ten centimeters that year, his voice became a little lower, he shaved the board, and he got rid of the realistic version of the school grass on the cover of the youth magazine, but his behavior was still childish, and he rolled his eyes with big eyes: "Don't write it in the book, I can't understand a word of what is said in the book, you say it bluntly." ”

Du Xisheng said: "Then you still don't understand, I just think that you always provoke Xia Ran when you have something to do now, because you like her." ”

Lin Han stiffened his neck, as if he had swallowed a fly: "I'm sick, right, I like her?" Dangling outside like a crazy woman all day long, tanned into a piece of charcoal, and everyone laughed like a flower, which was really ugly. ”

Du Xisheng scratched his head, and after a while, he whispered, "I think she is very good-looking." ”

Lin Han sneered: "She's still good-looking?" The fattest Wang Erni in the class is a hundred times better looking than her, Du Xisheng, why do I think you are strange recently, you usually don't even lift your eyelids when your little sister sends you love letters, and now you actually evaluate whether Xia Ran looks good or not. It's not that I like her, it's that you like her, right? ”

Dushi walked away with a tone of voice.

In order to clear his innocence and prove that he Lin Han would never like a girl like Xia Ran, the prank is getting bigger and bigger, and the relationship between the two is getting more and more stiff.

On a bright day in July, on the first day of summer vacation, on the groggy afternoon when she just woke up from a nap, Xia Ran heard Lin Han slamming the door of her house outside, and said, "Oh no, Xia Ran, it's on fire, run!" ”

The trick of the wolf coming has been played many times, but when it comes to this kind of life-threatening thing, Xia Ran still didn't dare to be careless, and walked slowly and opened the door, determined to believe him for a while, but Lin Han was already gone.

Xia Ran was angry and made up her mind not to listen to Lin Han's nonsense again, so when he knocked on the door again, Xia Ran lay down on the bed, no matter how he called, she slept with Erlang's legs crossed, and refused to open the door.

When the thick smoke came in through the crack in the door, Xia Ran was so frightened that she was stupid, sat motionless on the bed, choked on a big mouthful, and coughed up tears and snot.

The door was slammed open at this time, Lin Han threw the axe in his hand, covered his mouth and nose with a wet cloth, and saw Xia Ran who was stunned on the bed, and scolded vaguely: "You little bastard, didn't you hear me talking about fire!" ”

Lin Han quickly rushed in to get a cloth to cover Xia Ran's mouth, picked up Xia Ran and ran out, when she crossed the edge of the door, a wooden stick that caught fire hit down, and it happened to be smashed from Xia Ran's arm, and she screamed like a cat and screamed in pain.

Xia Ran was burned by the fire, her head was feverish, and a big blister appeared on her arm. Although the appearance was tragic, it was only a skin injury, and the injury on the arm disappeared after a few days of burn cream. Lin Han was not so lucky, because he smoked too much smoke and was directly carried to the hospital, his throat was also hoarse, and he could only speak for more than a week.

On the day of the voice, a large group of people gathered around the ward, with all ears pricked up, as if waiting for the results of the Olympic bid. Lin Han straightened his eyes, swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva, and said in a loveless tone: "Where did Xia Ran's dead girl go, she didn't even look at me?" ”

An hour later, Xia Ran arrived in a long-sleeved shirt. When he sat on the edge of the bed, his expression was very hideous, Lin Han knew that their family had a fine tradition of beating people without slapping their faces, and asked, "Was your mother pumped her ass with a hanger again?" ”

Xia Ran glanced at him complainingly: "It's all your fault." ”

Lin Han pulled up the sleeves of his hospital gown, and his little temper came up again: "Good fight, such a big fire, if you don't come out if you call you, it's a little later, and we will both die!" ”

Xia Ran pouted: "Who let you lie to me!" ”

Lin Han gritted his teeth: "Can I lie to you at that time!" ”

Xia Ran's eyes immediately turned red, and she lowered her head pitifully and played with her fingers.

Lin Han was also angry at this time, pulled her drugged arm, rolled up her sleeves, and said, "Your arm is coated with sesame oil, why is it so fragrant, I really want people to take a bite when I smell it." ”

Xia Ran also looked over and muttered, "You bite." ”

Lin Han really raised her arm to her mouth, her face wrinkled in fright, and she wanted to retract her hand. He shook it hard and said, "It's useless to admit it at this time." ”

Two thief eyes were looking at her face, and somehow, Du Xisheng's sentence "She is very good-looking" rang in her ears, as if she was used to ignoring an awakening after many years, Lin Han suddenly felt that Xia Ran's girl seemed to be really a little good-looking.

After just a few days at home, she became much whiter, and the clean background set off her long facial features more obviously. The girl who became fat as soon as she sat down, as if she had become such a slim overnight, Lin Han couldn't help but sneer, what kind of feed did she eat, and how did she change so quickly.

He was finally reluctant to take a bite, put down this arm, and shook his head: "Forget it, you can't bite, it's already so ugly, if you bite again, you will not be able to see people in the future, and it may be difficult to even get married." ”

Xia Ran had just taken a shower, changed into the bikini she wore last night, and stood in front of the bamboo curtain facing the sea, admiring the blue and quiet Indian Ocean while drying her jet-black hair.

Lin Han wore a pair of beach pants, barefoot, came in quietly, stood behind her graceful posture, and insisted on grabbing her left arm. Xia Ran turned off the hair dryer and said, "What are you doing?" ”

Lin Han kissed her shoulder line, and said vaguely: "I'll just take a look, I remember that your arm was burned, and there is still a scar on your head." ”