The old lady's sharp eyes swept over, Ting Fang sighed slightly, sure enough, his grandfather couldn't accept it, let alone the royal family, and said a little disappointed: "Let's play electromagnetic induction, there is always a way to be more interesting." ”

Qian Lianggong came to his senses and hurriedly said to the old lady: "Ge Lao, the student suddenly remembered something and retired first. ”

The old lady wanted to ask Ting Fang, satisfied with Qian Lianggong's advance and retreat, touched his beard and smiled: "But it's very urgent?" ”

Qian Lianggong said with a dry smile: "Entrusted by the inner son, the students dare not disobey." ”

The old lady laughed and cursed, and then sent the person away. Turning around and asking Tingfang: "Say, where did you learn to play electric candles?" ”

Ting Fang thought for a long time before asking, "Do you want to listen to the truth or listen to lies." ”

The old lady rolled her eyes: "Let's tell a lie first, and see if we can fool the world." ”

Ting Fang pouted: "I went to school in Western books." ”

The old lady sneered: "You recognize Western characters again!" ”

Ting Fang was in the middle of the arrow, and he could barely speak two frightening sentences in English, but now it seems that French or Latin is popular in the West. silently scolded in my heart: Frenchman, you are too angry!

The old lady said again: "Okay, you can almost fool it." Is there such a thing in the West? ”

Ting Fang nodded.

"How do you know that there is one in the West? Do you have books? Did you find it in the pile of books you bought last time? ”

Ting Fang said bitterly: "I know I can't hide it from you." ”

"Huh." The old lady sneered, "You're too tender." ”

Ting Fang said angrily: "The technology is so tender, who is like you and cunning!" ”

"So?"

Ting Fang asked tentatively, "Do you believe me when I said the Immortal Sect?" ”

The old lady hooked the corners of her mouth: "That's how you coax you. Damn, right? ”

Tingfang: "......"

The old lady said slowly: "Okay, if you don't like to talk about it, it doesn't matter." "No matter where the call came from, it's also his granddaughter. The most realistic problem is that you have to rely on this girl to spread the word. It is the cultivation of the fox fairy. Humanoid, isn't that related to his family!

Tingfang: "...... man, you are too receptive, aren't you?" is worthy of being a "prime minister"!

The old lady said, "Let me ask you, what should I do with electric candles?" ”

Tingfang was embarrassed, and explained dryly: "Insert zinc and copper sheets into potatoes, and then use copper wires to conduct electricity, and connect graphite rods, the two graphite rods are positive and negative charges, and when they meet, the positive and negative electricity is neutralized, and it will glow and make a sound, and thunder is this principle." ”

This time it's the old lady's turn: what the hell are the "......"? "Isn't it because there is a thunderbolt?"

"There is no thunder and lightning, that is, the rapid flow of clouds will produce electricity, and I made an electric candle as soon as you see it." Tingfang explained, "Friction will generate electricity, and when it is dry in winter, I wash my hair without oiling my head, and use a tortoiseshell hairpin to pull it on my head, and my hair will generate static electricity." ”

The old lady has experienced that there will be fire in the hair, many years ago, the family had no money, and the hair oil was naturally used by the female dependents, and the man could deal with it casually. When very dry, there is indeed an occasional plucking sound. Then he asked, "Then why potatoes?" ”

Ting Fang sighed: "I'll write a book for a while, I can't say it clearly for a while." "The old lady lacks hundreds of years of natural science precipitation, and she is an old man, which is more difficult to teach than Tingwu.

The old lady waved his hand: "It's not important. Importantly, have you thought about the consequences of making electric candles? ”

Ting Fang asked uncertainly, "Royal?" ”

The old lady nodded: "Yes." King Fu is married. ”

"Huh?" What is the matter with King Fu Ding turning off the electric candle?

"A fairy daughter," the old lady explained slowly, "it's so easy to go down to earth, and fall into someone else's house, what do you say the result is?" ”

Ting Fang said with a bitter face: "No, right?" Is our family like a rebellion? ”

The old lady said: "The royal family doesn't want to force us to rebel, so they will make you a royal person." Coincidentally, you're a girl again. Who will marry you? The youngest prince has already made a marriage, looking for the emperor's grandson, as long as it is not the grandson, who marries you and who rebels believe it or not? ”

Ting Fang was shocked: "That's not good! Said that the big sister married the grandson! "It's okay to rob my brother-in-law of what to do.

The old lady glanced at her: "It's a shadowless thing, and everyone can accept it." ”

Ting Fang shook his head violently: "No, I can't accept it." ”

The old lady was lazy and entangled in trivial matters: "What I said just now is still a good direction, is it not good, I can force you to become a monk and seal a real person." You don't want to get married, and you still make a living, but if you go to be a sister-in-law, it's not easy to come out and play, and it's difficult to see your family. The only advantage is that relying on the identity of the fairy girl, the prince can be a little obedient, but it is only a little. You can't resist your shoulders and can't lift them, and you don't know how to do immortals, no matter how nice you say, it's just a signboard, and whoever uses it to make it not all the same. What if I was more ruthless and killed you? What else can our family say? ”

Ting Fangmao exploded: "The royal people are unreasonable!" ”

"If you're reasonable, you're not a royal." The old lady had a childish expression on her face, "Loyalty, righteousness, reason, and faith, they have all rebelled, what are you still loyal?" If you don't talk about loyalty, will you still be reasonable? ”

I was speechless!

The old lady smiled: "Fortunately, you are not stupid to get home, you know to ask me first." According to me, it's enough to transfer Sinan. It's not a major event in the court, or the queen is not rare, but it is a filial piety of the blessed king, how can you be unhappy? As long as you are not upset, you have merit. Don't keep thinking about the sword going sideways, on. Those who wait for leisure will not express their preferences. There is still a top, in case the queen says it is good, and at the same time the saint says it is not good, wouldn't the queen be embarrassed? She just likes it, and she has to say 'okay', that is, she wants to praise it, and she has to start with the filial piety of the blessed king. You, your cleverness is not in the world. ”

Tingfang: "......, so my sister used to be only a supervisor, not a director?" Sighing, "Actually, electric candles are fun, but it's a pity." ”

"It's a pity that there are too many things." The old lady said, "I still want the Haiyan River to be clear and the world to be peaceful." I still want our Ye family to be for a long time, forever. You can't be too greedy, greed and death, only one step away. You have to think, it's good that you're a girl, otherwise I wouldn't have to do it again. Who has a son who can thunder and doesn't want to rebel? That is, I am loyal to the Holy God in my heart, for the sake of the livelihood of the family, what if I don't do it? ”

Ting Fang secretly scolded in her heart: The fuck of the emperor's mother, if in the 21st century, she can do contemporary cutting-edge science, the country can't wait to give her food, clothing, housing and transportation, and by the way, two nannies take care of her diet and daily life, and even the work of the object can be arranged. Now the god horse is broken! The imperial system is backward!! People are unpredictable!!

Ting Fang was sullen, and said in a sloppy voice: "You find me a Sinan to play, I also want a magnet to make it horseshoe-shaped, with a cathode and an anode, and copper wire." Sinan, don't be too big. Ting Fang stretched out his hand and compared, "It's just as big as my palm." In addition, the head of the spoon was chiseled into a hole, and I inserted a bamboo skewer to tie it with a rope, looking lively. ”

The old lady patted Tingfang's head: "Okay, I'll find things for you, and write down the power of the electric candle, good steel is used on the blade, and it is unknown when it will be used in the future." Don't open your hole cards too early, now you are not just a lady in the boudoir, you are already a person involved in the whirlpool, you must be cautious for all ages. ”

Ting Fang Zhengse said: "Yes." ”

The old lady suddenly remembered again: "Do you know medicine?" ”

Ting Fang shook her head.

The old lady was very disappointed: "It's good to know how to heal." ”

Ting Fang smiled bitterly: "Even if I understand, the queen can."

The old lady slapped a palm on the back of Ting Fang's head: "Who asked you to rule the queen?" Your brother looks weak, do you have a trick? I tell you the truth, you. Mother is such a life. Genzi, there are really three long and two short, I'm afraid she won't be able to hold back. Your father will marry a stepmother again, your sister will marry, and our old couple will die, and you will ...... Hum! ”

This is a heart-to-heart words, Ting Fang said: "He is nothing, but his body is weaker." The solution has already been thought of, and in a few days Uncle Wei Qiang will come and fill the house with furniture. It's good to move more. Our children are too squeamish, they spend too much time studying, how can their bodies be good! Especially my sister! The brothers and brothers are going to go to the examination room, according to me, they are all pulled to practice riding and shooting to keep their bodies and bones, otherwise they will be locked up in the number room for three days, not to mention anything else, and they still want to write good articles if they can't hold up their bodies? That's right! They have never suffered hardship! The first time I saw the number room, I was dizzy. When I was still at my age, our family first simulated the test, and in the whole room, I came back once a month, and I got used to it when I really went to the examination room. ”

The old lady took a big shot. Leg: "This is good! ”

Ting Fang continued: "The girls are even more, giving birth to a child is a ghost door, and it is always easier to get through it when you are in good health. I was just about to say to you, there are so many things that I have forgotten. An'er's girl has learned boxing and kicking, do you think she has pulled the girl's family to learn? Horizontal and vertical Nalaoshzi four books, five classics and eight strands, it is useless to learn, and they have no mind. It's better to be healthy, and you don't want to raise a girl well, and marry someone else's family, right? It's said that the daughter who got married spilled the water, but it's good to marry two surnames, right? ”

The old lady thought about it seriously, shook his head and said, "My fists and feet are very tired, the girls can't afford to suffer that hardship, and I'm too lazy to grind my teeth with your grandmother." ”

"Is it bitter now, or will it be bitter in the future?" Ting Fang said, "If you can't give birth to a child, that's the bitter juice soaking." You don't really need to beat people, as long as you agree, I'll take them around the garden from tomorrow onwards. ”

The old lady smiled: ", is that like a word?" Don't rush, I want to think, I want to think, it's better not to be out of line. ”

Ting Fang pouted: "What's out of the ordinary?" There is swordsmanship in the six arts of the gentleman, let's find a female master to teach sword dancing, which is good-looking and exercised. You make up a lie, say something in a certain mountain and a certain place, there has never been a woman with dystocia, it turns out that they are the remnants of the pre-Qin Dynasty, the ancestral jade girl sword, can cure the blood is not smooth, extremely good for childbirth, or it will be married. ”

Old lady: "......" girl, you are really a fairy, right?

Ting Fang tugged at the old lady's sleeve and shook it straight: "Good grandpa, you agreed, right?" My eldest sister is fifteen years old and is about to get married. The second sister is twelve, the third sister is eleven, what do you want to recruit? Seven girls!! There is also a brother who wants to marry, ouch, my mother has suffered a great sin. You see your aunt playing riding and shooting in elementary school, giving birth to two sons in one go, and the waist pole is hard! ”

The old lady pulled back her sleeves hard, the silk was the most fragile, and she was grabbed by Ting Fang and immediately stumbled, and said with a headache: "It's easy to move me, but I invited the person who has half of my body bones into the ground, and when I die, your father can still send me away." Don't mess with me, go tell your dad to try? ”

Ting Fang suddenly wilted......