John Watson, a former military medic, had never thought that Sherlock Holmes, his roommate, the only consulting detective in the world, had a girlfriend, and all the rumors related to his girlfriend in Scotland Yard were all regarded as mockery and revenge against Sherlock. If you want to say why, it is probably that his roommate gave him "Oh, stupid mortal" Gao Leng was so impressed that he always felt that Sherlock was the kind of extraordinary person who "didn't know what emotions were".

Now, for God's sake, his girlfriend is a real person!

John walked a few steps out of the door of 221B, still feeling very sci-fi, and at this moment, a familiar little black car slowly drove in.

John subconsciously stopped, looked at the little black car shop, and an idea popped up: Did Mycroft 'kidnap' Sherlock's girlfriend?

The idea is also very graphic, in the dim and uninhabited underground parking lot, the British government wearing a three-piece suit with a black umbrella and throwing out a check to his brother to consult the detective's girlfriend, "Leave my brother." ”

"Or else?"

"You won't want to know."

The sunken Thames River, tied to the shattered bones of the bomb, no, if Mycroft chooses to let one person disappear, he will definitely destroy the corpse completely!

is worthy of being a big blogger, John's brain hole has not been blocked.

"John?" The silky English voice came, and Captain John Watson subconsciously put his legs together, and he almost saluted.

Mycroft just smiled and waved his black umbrella through the door.

Inexplicably, John thinks that Mycroft is in a good mood, don't ask him why he thinks so, he doesn't have the intuition of small animals. John hesitated, the heavens and men fought for ten seconds, he decisively turned back, and when he walked on the stairs he heard a noise from upstairs, an unfamiliar voice, speaking Chinese, probably Chinese, followed by the sound of ping-pong.

What happened?

John quickened his movements, and when he reached the door of the second-floor living room, well, Mycroft leaned against his black umbrella, as if watching with interest the ...... that was going on in the living room Great drama.

John looked in confusion, an Asian man was chasing Sherlock with a sword, he was really hitting Sherlock, and he was still shouting something that John didn't understand, and Sherlock's girlfriend, she was standing with her hands on her chest.

John couldn't help but glance at the super-brother Mycroft, and found that he seemed to be watching with relish, and said to John with a tone of regret, "Oh, you should know what they're talking about, John." ”

John could hear the schadenfreude in Mycroft's tone, and, "Sherlock, that's my computer!!" ”

John roared, and the farce in the living room was like pressing the pause button.

Three seconds later, Sherlock was whipped into the couch, which was swayed to the ground.

It's not an exaggerated rhetorical device, it's that he was literally swept away by a sword.

John subconsciously shrunk his neck, and he seemed to hear a small sigh from Mycroft, he must have been glad that his brother was no longer being beaten... Right? Before John could think about it, he was glared at by the Asian man, was there something going on with him?

"I didn't even bend a pleated monster who loves to wear purple, what kind of former military doctor is it!" Ai Ye glared at John with hatred, turned around and said to Erin: "Linlin, you translate the words of Baba to him exactly - Linlin, you are not allowed to help Xia Ma's face!" ”

Comrade Xiao Ai helped them all.

Ai Ye was so angry that he shouted: "You can help him, but you immediately keep a distance of more than three meters from him!" ”

Erin even lifted the couch, and Sherlock looked pathetic.

Ai Ye's eyes widened, and he forcefully pierced Sherlock's scheming boy: "What kind of white lotus are you pretending to be in Xia Ma's face, I didn't pump you hard at all, if I used force, you would go to heaven!" Linlin, you are not allowed to feel sorry for him, do you hear? Divide it for me right away! ”

Sherlock not only pretended to cry out in pain, but also shamelessly asked his girlfriend to kiss him, before Erin could say anything, Ai Ye walked over and pinched Sherlock's lips, and shouted in his mouth: "Oh, pleated monster, see if I don't tear your mouth!" ”

Erin couldn't help her forehead.

Standing outside the door, Mycroft seemed to be casually spinning his black umbrella.

John, who couldn't understand Chinese, was watching a silent movie, confused, and couldn't help but open his mouth when he saw that they seemed to be fighting again: "Uh, McCroft, don't you stop it?" ”

As soon as John opened his mouth, Ai Ye seemed to have discovered a new world, his eyes swayed on John, and he said firmly: "I knew that this pair of dog men and men were secretly Chen Cang!" ”

"Daddy!" Erin's face sank, and Aiye immediately let go of the hand that was pinching Sherlock's lips, and also pasted him into the couch, rubbed it next to her precious girl, rubbed it, and rubbed it away from a distance of three meters. Ai Ye looked at her baby girl with a blank eye, and was very distressed: "Linlin, this really can't be complained about being unreasonable, as soon as Baba came in, he saw that you were arched by Xia Ma's face, which is absolutely unbearable." ”

Aiye reached out and stroked Erin's forehead as she spoke, and the next moment Sherlock's tooth marks were gone, and her forehead was restored to its original polish. Ai Ye was satisfied, and when she turned around again, she turned into a cold fan, and smiled at Mycroft who was standing at the door: "Nephew Maixian, let you see the joke." ”

Erin: "...... Daddy, Mycroft is not surnamed Mai. ”

Ai Ye turned around and whispered to his precious daughter: "Of course Baba knows that his surname is not Mai, his surname is Fu." Well, his surname is Sherlock Holmes, but Sherlock Holmes is a nephew or something, it sounds too strange. ”

Erin: "...... You can just call him by his name. "It's strange that a virtuous nephew or something.

Ai Ye is still aggrieved: "The age is younger than Baba, and the older looks than Baba, to be honest, this virtuous nephew Baba can hardly be screamed." ”

Erin glanced at Mycroft, whose smile was getting bigger, and didn't want to tell her dad at all, and everyone present heard their whispers.

Another Sherlock, who could understand Chinese, sneered unceremoniously, not knowing whether to laugh at his brother's "premature decline" or sarcastically mock his girlfriend's father for lowering the IQ of the entire street.

Ai Ye immediately choked: "Pleats blame, you are embarrassed to laugh at your brother, you are not as well maintained as him." ”

"Enough!" Erin spoke before her boyfriend squirted back, she turned her gaze to John, who had been out of condition, and smiled at him and said, "John, it's a pleasure to see you again so soon, and let me introduce you, this is my father, Ye Ai." ”

John, who finally heard the familiar language, was still in the circle: "Oh, your father? Ah, your father! John looked at the Asian man who stood with Erin like a brother and sister, although Asians seem to be younger than their actual age, but this is too small, right? But with that said, it's understandable why he would press Sherlock and McCroft wouldn't stop him. God, this kind of thing really happened to Sherlock, it's like the eighth wonder of the world. John looked at Sherlock, who was lying on the couch with a bruised nose and a swollen nose - in fact - and his hand was in his pocket touching his phone, he wanted to take it out and take a picture of Sherlock like this!

Unfortunately, before he could do anything, Sherlock fired the subwoofer: "Shutit! ”

Mycroft glanced lightly at John and smiled incomprehensibly.

"John, please be sure to take a picture." As soon as Erin finished speaking, Sherlock rolled over to the inside of the couch in a puff.

John: "......" John, who was seen through three times one after another, wanted to shout, he felt that he shouldn't have followed up out of curiosity in the first place, yes, why did he follow? "Uh, I remember that I have something to do, I have to go, really." After saying that, John went downstairs in a hurry, as if there were wolves, tigers and leopards chasing him behind him, and left Baker Street without looking back.

Ai Ye, the only one who didn't see through John, "borrowed the topic to play": "Since John Watson is gone, then Linlin, let's go too, leave this lust-lust place!" ”

"Sherlock and I still have something to talk about—"

Before Erin finished speaking, Ai Ye sternly refused: "What? No, absolutely not! Baba can't watch your good cabbage being arched by a horse! ”

Erin couldn't help but sigh: "Daddy, talk well." ”

Ai Ye looked at the baby girl expectantly: "Then can you just break up with Sherlock Holmes?" ”

Erin solemnly said to her father, "I like Sherlock Holmes, Daddy, and I want you to know." ”

Ai Ye was angry, he choked for a long time, and said with determination: "I decided to call Xia Ma face Xia San indiscriminate!" Otherwise, it will be a summer stream, a summer waterway, a summer dumpling, and a summer rain lotus. ”

Erin: "...... Summer rain lotus? ”

Ai Ye was suddenly diverted, and her eyebrows fluttered and explained to Erin: "It's Xia Yuhe, who has been waiting for Emperor Qianlong on the shore of Daming Lake for eighteen years, and can't even look at him when he dies!" ”

Seeing his brother's increasingly wonderful face, Mycroft raised his eyebrows, perhaps he could go back and look up the allusion.

Sherlock is not the type to sit still, he doesn't even have to say anything superfluous, just take the paper rose that Erin just gave him earlier, and swagger in front of Ai Ye, which is enough to make Ai Ye angry, so that he can pull his girlfriend into his bedroom and close the door.

Erin listened to the sound of her father jumping outside the door, and then looked at her boyfriend who was rolling her eyes, for a while there were really so many mixed tastes, so that Comrade Xiao Ai didn't know what to say for a while, but she reached out and took the paper rose in Sherlock's hand, it was squeezed a few petals in the previous "twists and turns", Erin made it bright again, and put it back into Sherlock's hand and looked up at him.

Sherlock cleared his throat a little unnaturally, "I wish you knew—"

Otherwise, how can it be said that John never believed that Sherlock would have a girlfriend, and because this guy's emotional intelligence is terrible, lo and behold, the simple sentence "I like you too" responds to his girlfriend's previous "I like Sherlock Holmes", and then it comes out of the mouth of the consulting detective and becomes like this:

"The plumber who was targeted in that serial sniper murder case was not because he accidentally ran into some shady secret, but that while working as a plumber, he not only unclogged the water pipes of a client's house, but also had an affair with the married female client. Then you will think that the person behind the hiring of a sniper will be the husband of the female client nine times out of ten, according to statistics and given the motive for the crime. But in fact it is not, it is another object of the female client's extramarital affair, and at the same time her husband's boss, boring. ”

"Dave Brown?" This case was discussed with Sherlock before Erin crossed over to Silent Hill, and she was still very impressed by the fact that it was two days ago for her.

Sherlock suddenly lost interest, "Probably." ”

Erin digested Sherlock's case review and said, "I don't think it's normal. She listened to the movement outside and added, "It's not normal that my dad didn't even bang on the door." ”

"What's so hard to understand about this, after all, the fat man of McCroft is eyeing him around." Sherlock pouted and said, don't think he doesn't know what Mycroft is thinking, he doesn't want the fat man to get his wish, he must have been happy to watch him get beaten before. Sherlock's gaze fell on Erin's smooth forehead, and he said coldly, "Me too." ”

This unrelated "me too" took Erin a few seconds to find the above.

"Shut up!" These few seconds were enough to make the detective angry.

"Xia-" As soon as he said a syllable, the rest of the words were blocked back by his boyfriend, "They all told you to shut up." ”

The young couple who had been reunited for a long time was inseparable, and Ai Ye, who was left outside, held his flying sword, smiling very lightly, with a lofty posture, which was completely different from the funny fan he had shown before--in fact, Mycroft did not underestimate Ai Ye from the beginning - if the flying sword in his hand did not feel the love of his master, and had been about to fly into the bedroom to stab Sherlock, this high-ranking posture would have been more perfect.

Mycroft was not worried about his brother's life, after all, Erin was there, he assessed the current objective situation, and listed one plan after another in his heart, cooperation, of course, it was a cooperation plan, and he was still silent on the surface, and suddenly heard Ai Ye say: "Mai Xian's nephew, why don't you go after Linlin." ”

McCroft: "...... Can I know why? ”

Ai Ye said as a matter of course: "You are older than your brother and died earlier than him." ”

Rao is in control of almost all the power of the British government, which is equivalent to the British government, and McCroft, who can start a war, also has some unsure of the logical context of Ai Ye, who makes him always play cards according to common sense. But this is not so much a delay in McCroft to get Ai Ye's favor, after all, everyone is a (female/brother) control family, and when Erin and Sherlock came out of the bedroom, Ai Ye came over with a smile and grabbed Erin's hand, and the flying sword in his hand slapped Sherlock away by the way: "Linlin, Baba told you, Baba and Mai Xian's nephew hit it off at first sight, he was mature and steady, and his mouth was sweet, and he also said that he had arranged a restaurant for our father and daughter to pick up the wind and wash the dust, and he was very conscious, and Baba liked him very much." ”

The corners of Erin's mouth twitched, Sherlock rolled her eyes and her face darkened, and the main McCroft took the compliment without changing his face.

However, Mycroft, who is mature and steady, sweet and highly conscious, has not been able to correct Ai Ye's practice of wanting to beat the mandarin duck at that time, and the stick beating the mandarin duck has had little effect as always.

"It's me, Linlin and Mycroft, the three of us are going to dinner, Shama, don't be ashamed to come with you!" To no avail, Sherlock had to keep up, and even if he wasn't allowed to do so now, he might have gotten to the restaurant McCroft had booked before the three of them.

"Why are you wearing a blue scarf? What a scheming boy, say that you have long known that "red and blue CP have come out since ancient times"! To no avail, the blue scarf was Sherlock's standard, and not only that, but he also found another one that was exactly the same for his girlfriend to wrap.

"Linlin wants to ride in a car with me!" As always, it was fruitless, but the result was not that Ai Ye was sinking like water and McCroft were sitting in a small black car, Sherlock and Erin were sitting in a taxi, Ai Ye originally wanted to squeeze in the middle of the little couple, but she was glared at by her own precious girl, Ai Ye opened her mouth slightly, with an unbelievable expression, as if she saw the world ruined: "Linlin, you are ruthless and you are ruthless!" ”

Erin: "...... Your look tells me that this is another meme that I don't know, so go and take a ride with Mycroft, didn't you say that he is mature and sweet? After coaxing Aiye away, Erin said to her boyfriend with a confused expression: "I can't even look directly at the mature, steady and sweet McCroft." ”

Sherlock's face stinks: "Your dad wants to match you with that fat man." ”

Erin didn't think about it and said, "Because he is better maintained than you?" ”

Erin and Sherlock were silent for a moment, and Erin spoke first, "I thought you were joking. ”

Sherlock said expressionlessly, "No." ”

"I'm kidding." Erin blinked, and said slowly, "Can I think you're jealous, Sherlock?" ”

Sherlock didn't deny it, and of course he didn't admit it.

Erin leaned over and kissed him on the cheek, her eyebrows curled: "If you get in the car now, I'll say you're very cute, and I think if we don't get in the car now, my dad will go berserk." ”

But it's about the same, Ai Ye's whole person exudes an aura of lovelessness, and he scratched five cracks in the specially armed glass of Mycroft's little black car, and the whole glass looks like it will shatter when touched.

McCroft: "......"

Mycroft now confirmed that what Aye had said earlier that he really didn't use any force when he beat Sherlock was true, what a cruel realization.

Compared to the thrilling in the little black car, the atmosphere in the taxi in which Erin and Sherlock were riding was much warmer. Sherlock lifted his chin at his girlfriend, who was wearing the exact same scarf as him, "Don't you think you've forgotten something?" I think I can remind you, Miss Ai, that you have nothing to explain to S about the six months that you have not been heard from? ”

"If S has to know."

This was exchanged for a soft snort from Mr. Holmes.

"What I can tell you is that I went to another parallel universe, across space and time, to a town in Pennsylvania in the 80s with extremely distorted beliefs, and met a demon." Erin noticed that Sherlock's eyes lit up and grew brighter and brighter as she spoke, and when Erin spoke of demons, he raised an eyebrow, and Erin explained to him more: "Yes, a demon from hell who was attracted by the hateful power of humanity. In addition, as you already know, I spent sixteen hours in that parallel universe before and after, while yours and mine spent six months, and obviously the flow rate between parallel universes is not the same. From what I know from my dad Jade Jane, this is not uncommon, and it is possible to spend decades in another parallel universe, where only a few minutes have passed. ”

Sherlock pondered: "What about the merging of two parallel universes?" ”

"I can't explain it to you very well, but I brought the jade slip that my father gave me, I can give it to you, and you can directly absorb all the information contained in it." Erin opened the door to a new world for her boyfriend, and she knew what Sherlock thought about it when she looked at Sherlock's bright starry eyes, and when she handed Sherlock the jade Jane, Comrade Ai blinked and asked him, "I think you need to remove some things from your mental space, such as common sense that the earth revolves around the sun." ”

Sherlock glared at her, "You also read John's blog?" ”

"As I said, John's blog is really interesting, not just the body of the blog, but also the replies under the blog, and it seems that its comment section is becoming a gathering place for crusade consulting detectives, and I learned more details about the incident of you being a street man. Well, I never knew that looking at you from an ordinary person's point of view would reveal so much interesting about you. Erin also emphasized this point, "Really, Sherlock. "It would have been better if she hadn't burst into laughter.

Sherlock's face darkened completely, and perhaps Inspector Lestrade, who was in charge of breaking the news, should be optimistic about his police officer.

He was about to ignore his girlfriend and was about to use the jade slip she gave him according to the method that Erin had taught him, when she restrained her smile and said indifferently to the point that she couldn't hear much emotion: "Maybe we should talk about your super fan Mr. M later, and the five-story game between you and him." ”

Why do you say subsequently? Because the baba stick beats the mandarin duck and perseveres!