Chapter 32 Comrade, Cultivating Immortals?

Do you want to cultivate immortals?

Want to take control of your own destiny?

If you want to break away from the mundane and live forever, do you have the ability to call the wind and the rain?

How would a mortal who had already seen the power of the various spells of the gods and monsters answer, he could figure it out with the little short tail of the bird master.

Anyway, Zhang Jing nodded very frankly, she didn't hide her ambitions, and she had to get involved with her life, wasn't it because she was unwilling to be a mortal at the mercy of others? Rather than live in a daze, and continue to drift with the crowd like before and burn it to ashes for decades, she might as well take a gamble.

What's more, Grandpa Ya has already become a sperm, and she continues to be a mortal, can't she even keep her cat! Looking down at the beautiful mandarin duck eyes that were staring at him with sincerity and heart, Zhang Jing's heart suddenly burned.

The determination was there, and the chosen guide took the initiative to speak, and in the end there was only one question left-

"May I?" Zhang Jing swallowed nervously, she occasionally read a few Xiuzhen texts, all of which pay attention to the spirituality of the bones, and those who do not have it are destined to be unable to embark on the immortal path for the rest of their lives.

Thinking that there seems to be nothing strange about me since I was a child, I haven't even seen a ghost, and the ordinary little urban white-collar workers are waiting for the verdict of fate with cold hands and feet.

"Yes." Xiao Li threw out a word very firmly.

In this realm, all things with spiritual wisdom can be cultivated, but the advantages and disadvantages of the root bone and the opportunities of each person are different, which will affect the cultivation speed, and many people may achieve nothing in their lives.

To practice the right path, there are always only those who can't do well and can't go far, but there are no people who can't get in. And the current situation of this mortal is that even if she can't enter the door at all, being able to get a name will make the situation better.

"You are also fated to this path after suffering this calamity, but are you willing to worship and practice under my Ling Tian Sect?"

He has said everything to this point, what else can others say?

Comrade Wang of the relevant department didn't think so, and he had to quickly stop talking and congratulate, while Zhang Jing was overjoyed, he didn't care about the cold feeling of this master at all, and even the invitation was like coercion, and he wanted to worship under the coaxing of the two meows - but he was stopped by Xiao Li, and if he wanted to apprentice, he had to go back to the master and open the altar seriously, and now he still dealt with the current matter first.

The current thing naturally refers to the old jackal who was shot down by a bird missile and has not woken up yet.

The result of the awakening was a failure, and there had been no danger before, and the overall smooth tracing process ended here. The jackal, who was finally awakened, opened its eyes, revealing a cloudy and unreasonable mad blood.

The demonic qi entered the brain, and now Feng Lao Jackal is really crazy.

In the face of a crazy demon who can only howl and try to bite people, and no one can speak, Xiao Li and them are helpless, and in the end, Wang Laohu stood up and persuaded everyone to let him arrest the criminal, and see if the Demon Control Bureau has any interrogation methods, even if it is really a big conspiracy by some high-level people in the bureau, if they want to smooth this matter, they will always show some sloppiness.

His trick to lure the snake out of the hole is not a way to be awarded, and the others voted in favor after thinking about it, and then the action is over, everyone goes back to their respective homes, and as for the mountain of demon bones, there will be a staff member of the Demon Management Bureau to deal with the aftermath.

Wang Laohu said that in such a situation, the bureau will allocate a budget to do a ritual excess, although they were stripped of their skin and bones to generate resentment, and they were used as materials for sacrificing demon seeds, those poor elephant demons who had just opened their minds had already been scattered, and they didn't know who this Buddha name was recited.

It was agreed that if there was news, we would contact again, and the two sides would say goodbye. Wang Laohu flew back to the bureau with the jackal spirit that was knocked unconscious again, and Xiao Li and the two of them just happened to stop a taxi.

was ridiculed all the way by the driver's "little couple is interesting~ come out on a date and bring so many cats", and after getting out of the car, the two groups of people quickly separated very embarrassed. Xiao Li told Zhang Jing to deal with mundane things first and then think about cultivating real things, anyway, he and Du Ling lived in this community, and they would not leave for a while.

In this way, they divided into two more paths, and finally only one immortal and one bird remained, and Xiao Li had a chance to care, and suddenly became very silent, and there was no sound along the way, so quiet that it almost made people ignore his companions.

"Duling?"

Looking at the parrot squatting there in a daze, Xiao Li intuitively felt that the other party's feelings were wrong, and it seemed to be ...... Not so happy?

Startled by his sudden voice, Du Ling reflexively fluttered and regained his footing, and then raised his eyes to look at the Emperor of Heaven who still had a standard Kaolin Flower expression, and his eyelids lifted and he opened his mouth very angrily: "Hmph, there is a fate, there is a fate to you and me~ Why don't I know that you can pick up a girl's kung fu little pear~"

Hehe, handsome master and pretty disciple, hum, that Li Xia in the melon field.

Sanctimonious, phew!

"Such a proactive, coveted and unreserved look, have you ever considered that your buddy and I will be a single dog for a long time?"

Who wants to get off the list? There is no humanity of the opposite sex! Du Ling muttered very unhappily, although he didn't know what he was unhappy about, was it because Xiao Li took the initiative to accept Zhang Jing as the heir of the sect and didn't mention accepting him? But if you really treat Xiao Li as a master, he won't be happy to see him...... It's obviously the first little brother he received!

In fact, he didn't really think that Xiao Li could take a fancy to Zhang Jing, but he just didn't feel good.

Well, it must be because the younger brother wants to form a gang and make a faction to make an independent mistake, and he didn't ask the boss first, this is to rebel? Relying on mouth-to-mouth cultivation to pretend to be forced from others, deceiving other people's beautiful little girls to be stunned or something, scumbag...... Not immortal scum must be exposed!

was shaken off by awkward and sour words, and he didn't pay attention to the difference between men and women at all, and only regarded Zhang Jing as a disciple candidate who took the initiative to send him to the door at the right time and place.

"I just accepted the disciple because I considered that the cultivation of people is too powerful and weak to act, so it is also your master and nephew, don't make this kind of joke."

“…… Why did you become my nephew?? "Master Bird is very wronged, and he was angry with this 'don't be unreasonable' tone-999 critical hit, and all that reverberated in his brain was the BGM of the boss's bloody rampage.

First of all, he had to figure out a strict question: "When will the master become your faction?!" ”

"Isn't it?" Faced with his questioning, Xiao Li just raised his eyebrows lightly and asked back calmly.

Du Linggang wanted to shout, of course, he had never heard it, but he thought of the things he had been learning, and he instantly became empty-

I'll just say how to come up with so many cheats without being nervous, the feelings are to be cut first and then played?! The rubbed Le really Kaolin Flower is black in his bones, and it is too early to be under this set!

There is a slight inexplicable feeling of signing a lifelong contract, anyway, now the one who owes the debt is the uncle scoundrel can be God, and the parrot uncle shook his heart sideways as if he was very bullish and raised his neck:

"Then master, if I really don't want to enter the Ling Tian Sect, what should you do? Forcing me to start all over again? ”

“……”

"Say? What to prepare? Du Ling, who was able to choke Xiao Li's voice, was even more arrogant, and his attitude was even more arrogant, but the tender yellow dull hair that was swinging around the back of his head told the world that his heart was already happy.

Hehe, that's how the initiative is in hand, and the unreasonable troubles also recognize yooooo~

"Since I should have abolished my self-cultivation as an apology, I will sue my ancestors and ancestors."

What??

Wait, are you using the wrong word in the subject? Du Ling looked at him with a serious face, and couldn't care about it anymore: "I said that you can't do it little pear, I don't want to apprentice to you?" If you want to abolish it, shouldn't you also abolish me! "If you don't pursue it, you sword immortals who have mixed up with the heavenly court still want to abandon yourself for this bit of, even if it's a joke, it's too strict...... Well, it's a joke, right?

I don't want Xiao Lizhen to shake his head slightly, and said seriously word by word: "It is my decision to choose to leak the secret of the sect, and you don't have to blame yourself if you don't apprentice." ”

"STOP—who said they didn't want to!" Seeing that the more he talked, the more he begged for everything, as if he was bullying people, Du Ling hurriedly waved his wings to interrupt him.

Seeing that Xiao Li still looked really strict, he also had a little headache: "I just said that it was a hypothesis, a if, just kidding, don't think I'm so scoundrel OK?" After learning everything, of course I am a member of the Ling Tian Sect. But I'll tell you little pear first, okay, I won't call you senior brother. "He doesn't understand the set of accepting apprentices on behalf of the teacher, so he doesn't want to play anything Senior Brother Xiao and Little Junior Brother, it sounds very silly and sweet.

However, since Xiao Li was so reluctant to be a genius with him, he still reluctantly joined to strengthen the momentum of the Ling Tian faction.

But how can two elders and one apprentice be enough? How shabby, my little brother who was so prescient before should not come in handy now-The bird master's eyes were dripping and his tail was turned proudly, and his mind became faster than turning a book, and he didn't remember what kind of anger he was having just now.

[crossed out] I feel as if I accidentally ate a flying vinegar and spilled it or something.,It must be an illusion [/must be crossed out]

Especially when Xiao Li heard this, a trace of trance flashed on his face, and then Du Ling felt that his little caution had been exposed, and he was really a little hot and wanted to hide under his wings. Fortunately, before he became a shrunken bird, he had an idea, and remembered that now his face was full of hair and couldn't tell whether it was red or purple, so he barely braked the car.

As if nothing had happened, he shook his left wing, which had been halfway raised, sorted out his feathers, and turned into a glamorous, beautiful, wise, and wise parrot.

After shaking his head and tail calmly, Du Ling felt that he could speak seriously when he regained his dignity: "You said before that it is very reasonable to act because of the lack of strength, we do owe manpower, but after so many years of scientific education, it is very difficult for you to find a suitable candidate to be an apprentice among mortals." ”

Walk directly to the road and catch someone casually and ask the big brother/big sister if you are cultivating immortals? People don't treat you as □□ remnants of sin, and if you go to the police station to confess honestly, they will let you go to the hospital to see. Therefore, it is rare to meet a mortal who is determined, courageous, and not bad, and it is understandable that Xiao Li will be in a hurry to be included in the door.

As soon as his mind turned, Du Ling recalled how he had complained about the Emperor of Heaven flying over the madhouse...... Suddenly no longer jealous that Zhang Jing can have this opportunity, a fool has to have a foolish fortune.

If the country's policy propaganda is not mentioned, the most important thing is that there is no basis for words, and Xiao Li's cultivation is sealed and he can't use spells. Why don't you just rely on your face to conquer a group of fan girls? After a short fantasy of face-to-face teaching, it only costs 999 for an hour, Du Ling immediately shuddered and vetoed it, how can you let the cold male god take the most vulgar girl philatelic route, don't look at the beauty!

He finally sighed heavily: "...... It's not convincing at all! ”

Unless—

Du Ling thought of the previous trick of mouth-to-mouth borrowing aura, and glanced at Xiao Li with a little evasiveness, feeling that how to look at it is clear and upright that people can't hold evil thoughts.

"Anyway...... You're definitely not going to be with the disciple, hey, hey, right? ”

Although he couldn't understand the joke, his eyebrows-squeezing tone was so vivid that Xiao Liwei reacted after being stunned.

He shook his head silently, his face slightly gloomy and his eyes awe-inspiring.

The path of dual cultivation is extremely testing of the mind, how can it be so distorted and speculated! Sure enough, I still have to find the right time to make it clear to Du Ling......

Being stared at by him coldly, Du Ling turned his head away with a dry laugh, and felt that he shouldn't think of a serious person like Xiao Li so dirty, "Haha, it's not good, of course, the master has always believed that you are not a casual person...... So Bingxue is as smart as I am, and I have come up with a brilliant idea! ”

He threw out an idea that had been brewing for a long time, and used boasting to cover up that little bit of weakness, "Since a Ling Tian faction like me can tolerate it, then why don't you just collect some little demons who have just opened their minds?" There is no class to teach! "We just need more horses anyway.

"If you dislike it, if it's a monster, put it under my name and count it as a registered disciple, first use the Demon Management Bureau to buy the basic teaching materials of demon cultivation to let them get started, and then you can learn spells after a little cultivation, and then pick the right teaching in the inventory accumulated by our master, isn't it very suitable?" Now that the animals and plants that have become essences can be rubbed out of a bunch of them by looking for them, the Demon Management Bureau is holding the shelf and leaving them to fend for themselves, why don't you pick up some cheap ones here.

"Now that animals are living a very hard life, it may be a merit for us to provide multiple ways to walk, even if they don't want to, it doesn't matter, anyway, if you can't talk nonsense, it won't make a fuss and everyone knows. And when the goblin worships the door, it will not be a demon beast, but a fairy spirit beast, haha...... "The more he talked, the more proud the bird master finally played a stalk.

I didn't expect Xiao Li to realize from his joke.

"There is no class, there is no class...... "Repeating these words softly, Xiao Li's quiet black eyes like a deep pool suddenly rippled, and then slowly condensed into a kind of enlightenment, and the connected body and temperament seemed to have changed, and even a faint aura of brilliance fell from the sky.

He stood up solemnly, bowed to Du Ling, and thanked: "Xie Jun is a teacher." ”

- What happened to Maicho just now??

Why do you feel like your eyes are spent, as if there are live 3D special effects??

What do I say, I can make the Emperor of Heaven have a direct epiphany-

Du Ling blinked his eyes, and found that the level of this person and human beings was different, he obviously just wanted to find an excuse to charge himself a few more powerful junior brothers!

As a result, as soon as he pouted, he broke the heavenly opportunity, and he didn't know what to do, and the bird master felt that he was really a little stuffy.

Doing it all over again?

Don't be too busy saying thank you, why don't you take me with you if you're so tired?