1. Benefits of fat buttocks
Hurt!
Splitting headache......
Mo Mingzhu wanted to move, but his body seemed to be out of spirit and couldn't move. She was supposed to be lying down, shivering, as if she was riding an 80s bus, jolting on a country road.
In her ears, two women were talking, and there was a deep and cruel voice, disdainful, and on the other hand, it seemed that she was scavenging for something of value.
"Alas, look at the eldest lady's waist like a bucket, tsk...... How did you get fat like this! Look at this face, it's ugly and round, if I'm a man, I won't react if I show it naked, let alone ask for the three princes who don't have beauties. It's strange if you don't get suspended! β
The woman said, pinching the ...... on Mo Mingzhu's waist Fat?
"Not really. The three princes are talented, and they are the most favored princes in today's emperor, and the eldest lady is relying on her death, and she is also to blame. Alas, it is strange that the street was Hughed and the wolf bΓ¨i died tragically. β
"'Poor people must have something to hate', if she had given up this marriage to the second lady earlier, wouldn't she always be leprosyβ‘β‘ and wanted to eat swan meat, wouldn't she have to die?"
After the two of them scavenged for valuable jewelry, they planned to cut to the chase.
"Okay, okay, hurry up and get down to business, if the third prince finds here in a while, or bumps into us and throws her off the cliff, it will be miserable!"
Mo Mingzhu was dizzy and dazed, and when he heard this, he suddenly felt a thrill!
She woke up a little: these two people wanted to throw her off the cliff after killing someone, and fake the illusion that she jumped off the cliff and committed suicide!
No, no! She needs to wake up and run!
As her consciousness gradually became clearer, Mo Mingzhu's eyes finally opened a gap - the blue sky and new snow-white clouds that she had never seen before, familiar, and clear and clean that she had never seen in the past twenty years. And, lying on his back on a single-horse cart, there is a maid dressed in ancient clothes on the left and right, and she looks a little fierce. Mo Mingzhu wanted to open his left eye, but he couldn't.
When the maid saw the dead man open his eyes, she was shocked and stared at Mo Mingzhu like a ghost!
"Miss, Miss, you...... Not dead?! β
"......" Mo Mingzhu wanted to speak, but he couldn't move his mouth, and wanted to escape, but found that his hands and feet still didn't obey him!
The two maids glanced at each other, and their eyes flashed with murderous intent.
"Now that you've heard it...... If we don't kill you, we'll be the only ones who die! β
The two maidens slapped the horse's buttocks and quickly jumped out of the carriage. The wheels of the carriage were rolling violently, and they rushed straight down the cliff!
After a three-hundred-and-sixty-degree rotation and flip in the air, Mo Mingzhu's body was finally normal, so she made the reaction that all human beings should have at this time-
"Ahh Help......"
The screams echoed in the hollow, and the mourning was long gone.
Looking from the top of the cliff, the disheveled woman quickly fell, turned into a dot, and disappeared into a mist at the bottom of the cliff......
The two maids listened to the terrible screams, and their faces turned pale with anxiety. Although over the years, he has done a lot of evil things to oppress his master in the courtyard of the deep house, but at this moment, he threw his master off the cliff and fell to death with his own hands, which is still a bit weak.
That's it, anyway, their master is ugly and blind, and his personality is cowardly, even if he is a ghost, it should become unpleasant.
So the two maids pretended to cry and ran to Mofu-
"Oh no, the eldest lady can't think about it, so she jumped off the cliff and committed suicide!"
In the lower part of the cliff, through the thick fog, you can see a dry riverbed, lined with dense forests, green trees, hanging vines, and occasionally eagles and birds soaring and chirping.
Looking down from above, you can just see the cluster of craggy rocks from this angle, and there is a hole in it, which is very hidden, pitch black, and bottomless.
Mystery tight!
Just half an hour before Mo Mingzhu fell off the cliff, this was not the case here, and the craggy strange rocks were still scattered in the distance......
Half an hour ago-
After a rustle of clothes rubbing against each other, mixed with the sound of the sleeves slapping the wind, a group of five or six masters landed beside the entrance of the cave.
"Master, the thousand-year-old ice jade coffin is down there, go in and heal."
"Don't worry, master, your subordinates must keep their hands in all directions, and not a single fly can fly in!"
"Hmm...... Stand down......"
The master listened to the command, and disappeared in an instant. The mechanism turns, and strange rocks immediately grow around it!
The man, known as "Master", was covered in a huge black cloak, wearing a large cloak and hat with black feathers on the sides, and only the outline of a chin and lips as pale as ice could be seen. On the sides of the cheeks, there is long black hair, which runs down like ink and hangs down to the waist.
The whole person was covered with a layer of fog, mysterious, and cold. King Daqi Chen, Xiao Yuchen, it is he, the former god of war, and now it is rumored that the mad ghost king, every month to launch madness, he must kill people and drink blood, in the past, it was his military exploits that made people frightened, and now, it is true that he is crazy, which makes people feel timid, and no one dares to get close!
However, in fact, the rumored "madness" is the poison of this ice toad, which makes people bloodthirsty and kills when poisoned, and then the body falls into stiffness.
Xiao Yuchen wiped the blood from the corners of his mouth and flew into the hole, his movements slightly sluggish.
Today's new moon is the time when the ice toad poison on his body has an attack, so he must hurry into the ice jade coffin and use his skills to suppress the poisonous hair.
If it's a little longer, I'm afraid I'll be worried about my life.
The ice jade coffin was white throughout, with a faint blue light attached, and as Xiao Yuchen's luck deepened, the light became darker and darker, until it was black.
The stiff aura of the limbs and bones quickly gathered towards the surface of the body, and Xiao Yuchen's eyebrows, eyelashes, and hair were all frosted! With just one last breath, you're done!
Holding his breath and concentrating, Xiao Yuchen waited for the most critical moment and forced out the ice toad poison, and it was done!
However, at this moment, a terrifying scream suddenly sounded above his head, approaching at an alarming speed!
"Ah!! Help ......"
Who is it?!
Xiao Yuchen was startled, and hurriedly looked up, but he didn't want to ...... Stick a fat buttocks in front of you! And then--
Intense muffled banging!
"Poof!"
Stir up a few drops of dust......
In the dark, I only heard a painful β‘β‘ sound, extraordinarily** -
"Ah......h
Mo Mingzhu burst into tears, and it took a long time to regain her strength from the pain and touch the big "pimple" under her fat buttocks.
"What, what a broken pimple, it hurts me to death!"
However, it is definitely not Mo Mingzhu who is "dying of pain" at this moment.
Xiao Yuchen's pimple, oh no, it's his head, he was sat on the ground with a butt, his brain hurt so badly that he couldn't get up in one breath...... If he hadn't resisted it just now, I'm afraid he would have died violently! And the cold qi that had gathered on the surface of his body just now quickly rushed back into his flesh and bones, making his body stiff as ice in an instant!
What's more, his nose was blocked by fat buttocks and he couldn't breathe......
The line between life and death.
Fortunately, when he was about to die, the fat buttocks finally moved away a little.
"It's dark...... Where's this? β
Reaching out and not seeing the five fingers, Mo Mingzhu can only use the most primitive senses-
Touch!
I touched a piece of silk with a very good texture...... Then, the two long, straight "big sticks" that covered it...... How does it look like to the touch...... Leg? Stiff legs!
If it is a leg, then this raised "hill" and the small grass and thick sticks on the hill are ......
Mo Mingzhu quickly went up, wanting to quickly determine if it was as she guessed!
Up, narrow waist...... Broad-shouldered ...... And, a strong chest!
So, what is the pimple she is sitting on?
Mo Mingzhu raised his hips and touched a head with a sharp chin!
"Ahh
Man, a cold dead man!!
Mo Mingzhu retreated in shock, not knowing what mechanism he had touched, only to hear a soft sound of "pop", and the surroundings, which were originally pitch black and missing, suddenly lit up with a light blue fluorescence, crystal clear.
Mo Mingzhu hurriedly looked around, stunned by what he saw-
Dazzling and colorful! The golden, golden, the multicolored, the precious agate...... I couldn't count how many, but I saw a mountain of mountains surrounding her.
Countless treasures!
On the stone wall, there are quaint colorful murals, magnificent and magnificent, and there are two people tall in a single pair! Even if you take a random piece, it is an extremely rare antique.
This is supposed to be a noble dungeon. Mo Mingzhu concluded.
So, this dead man......
Mo Mingzhu fixed his gaze in front of him again, and only then did he take a look, and he couldn't help but hold his breath and concentrate, and even his breathing was small.
The blue light surrounded the ice jade coffin, and inside lay a man dressed in an ancient black robe, covered in frost, and frost flowers on his eyebrows, eyelashes, and hair.
This "iceberg beauty" fell asleep motionlessly, with long and beautiful hair that was scattered, black and straight, and noble.
Although Mo Mingzhu is a plastic surgeon in modern times, every face is not perfect in her eyes, and she can find fault at a glance, but at this time, she is a little hesitant and can't use her professional knowledge to judge what is wrong with this face and which part needs to be improved.
After looking at it for a while, Mo Mingzhu finally raised his eyebrows and picked out the fault: "The crotch is too messy, and you are not a good person at first glance." β
"......" Xiao Yuchen couldn't move, he only felt faint and wanted to die, but he couldn't die.
Mo Mingzhu has an occupational disease, and when she sees a handsome guy and a beautiful girl, she can't help but take a few more looks and analyze the advantages and disadvantages of her facial features.
"It's so good-looking, it's really tragic to die young......"
Xiao Yuchen: "......!! β
If so, it is also the untimely death of being sat on the buttocks.
Xiao Yuchen tried his best to maintain his true qi. I thought that if he died now, the epitaph would definitely read: "Xiao Yuchen, the king of Great Qi Chen, fought for half his life, but occasionally died at the buttocks of a woman, and his death was tragic." Death may be heavier than Mount Tai, or lighter than the feather, and the death of King Chen is a speck of dust on the feather......"
What a shame for the ages! So, he must not die here!
Although this man is good-looking, he is dead, and Mo Mingzhu is still more interested in the gold, silver and jewelry of the Mandi Palace. took off the ancient clothes that were in the way of his body in three or two times, and used them as a burden, and Mo Mingzhu began to load gold!
In a hurry, in a hurry, the golden beans were put into the pocket of the clothes by Mo Mingzhu one by one.
"Money can make grinding ghosts", presumably in ancient times, it should be the same! Wait for her to take out the gold and exchange it for silver tickets, and then go back to settle accounts with the two wicked women!
I didn't expect that after my unjust death in modern times, I just traveled to ancient times, and I almost died unjustly, but I didn't want to enter the tomb by mistake, it was really a big ups and downs.
Stimulate.
Mo Mingzhu was busy pretending to be gold, and he didn't notice the man in the ice jade coffin behind him, the frost on his body gradually melted, and his face gradually returned to normal.
The clothes were all taken to wrap the gold, Mo Mingzhu was only wearing thin close-fitting clothes, holding his arms and suddenly feeling very cold, looking around, he didn't see the clothes, only ......
In the ice jade coffin, Xiao Yuchen had just recovered his strength, and it took a lot of effort to open his eyes, and he met Mo Mingzhu's gaze head-on, only to feel a chill on his back!
"Sir, I don't think you need this dress, why don't I borrow it first?" I'll count three times, and if you don't speak, you'll agree. Did I count? One...... Two, three! β
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Mo Mingzhu touched Xiao Yuchen's belt neatly, pumped, peeled, and scraped...... A slightly bronzed strong chest is immediately presented in front of you!
Xiao Yuchen only felt that his whole body was cold, especially between his legs...... He was stripped naked, such a great shame, he never thought it would fall on his head!
Capitalized "confused".
Mo Mingzhu found out that the dead body in the coffin was staring at her with its eyes open, its eyes stiff and motionless, and it was very resentful!
"Alas, it turned out to be a dead eye. Unjustly killed, huh? Wretched. Mo Mingzhu stretched out his hand, gently wiped Xiao Yuchen's eyes, closed them, and then tore off a piece of cloth on the black robe and covered the root of Xiao Yuchen's thighs to cover his shame. Forget it, do good. Rest in peace. β
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This is Xiao Yuchen's black phoenix gold woven clothes for healing, which is worth thousands of gold, but it was torn into rags.
Mo Mingzhu was unaware of the beautiful but cold eyes behind him, and he was busy looking for a strip of cloth to tie up the package tightly. After looking around, only the fig leaf that covered the base of the beautiful man's thigh just now seemed to be the most suitable......