Bitter meat meter VS beauty meter

"Uh, is it really going to be ugly?" Ziqiu didn't believe it, he had never heard of it.

Xia Xiaomo secretly wiped her sweat, "Yes, yes, what I said is true, think about it, is it painful after your eyes are swollen?" Then go out with two big eye bags, and your image will be greatly damaged, so don't always cry in the future! ”

Ziqiu stopped her tears and looked at Xia Xiaomo in a daze, she looked so gentle and kind now, she didn't look like she was fierce just now. "Hey, why are you staring at me all the time?" Ziqiu's soft eyes made her feel so terrifying. Please, don't look at me like that?

Others can't see it if they want to see it, this brain-dead girl still hates this and that, Ziqiu immediately put on a cold face, stood up, and looked directly at Xia Xiaomo, "Ahem, I still don't know your identity, say it." ”

Xia Xiaomo thought to herself, he didn't know about China, and he couldn't find his home anywhere, not to mention that he was penniless now, so he had to use bitter meat, "Oh, I'm so bitter, I have no father or mother since I was a child, I can't eat enough three meals a day, and sometimes I can't even drink water, which makes me so weak and malnourished now!" Woo~~" As he spoke, he wiped some saliva from his mouth and got it on his eyes, how miserable it was. In fact, people are hungry and want to eat. Big brother, if you understand, hurry up and get me something to eat.

"So you're so pitiful, no wonder when I first saw you, you were dressed in rags." Ziqiu said disdainfully, looking at her gestures, she didn't have a little heroism, and she was not nourished, who was so fierce just now? If you are really malnourished, how can you have so much strength! She must have wanted to eat and drink together, so Ziqiu deliberately ignored the meaning of her words, "Then how did you fall into the water that day?" ”

I'm so angry with her, she's really an idiot man, I can't even hear such obvious words! So he said angrily, "I wandered around the mountains, but I met bandits, those people saw me as a poor bastard, so they stopped robbing money, but I didn't expect them to want to rob sex, so I secretly ran away while they were discussing, and accidentally fell off the cliff, that's it." ”

It turned out that he accidentally fell off the cliff, "In this way, it is indeed quite pitiful." Ziqiu touched her chin and said calmly.

Ahh Forget it, if the bitter meat plan doesn't work, change the beauty plan.

"Brother Qiu~~" Xia Xiaomo approached Ziqiu and shouted softly. Ziqiu immediately got goosebumps when she heard it, is this still her? He couldn't stand it anymore when he was so gentle all of a sudden. "Why, what?"

Ziqiu saw her take a step closer, and he took a step back. Does she look so scary? It's not a flood beast.

"Brother Qiu, why are you so afraid of others!" Xia Xiaomo took another step, and Ziqiu took another step back. "You, don't come here!" Poof, Xia Xiaomo is about to squirt blood, don't you want to be so sissy! Disgusting to death.