The next morning, Kangxi got up earlier than her, and was frightened by his face before she opened her eyes, of course he wouldn't tell her, this was to steal a good morning kiss, and kissed twice, but he almost couldn't hold it, so he quickly got up to make breakfast and distracted himself.

I had a good night's sleep, and when I woke up and saw him get up, I was stunned, when did this guy become so well-behaved, and I felt that something was missing in my heart, and my mood was a little complicated, but I didn't think too much, and I took my clothes to the bathroom to brush my teeth and wash my face.

When she was washing, she found that her lips were a little swollen, and there was some pain when she touched it, as if she had broken skin, it was really strange, could it be that when she fell asleep, she bit it?

Fortunately, the swelling was not very bad, and it was much better after applying a compress with cold water.

She changed her clothes, saw Kangxi in the kitchen making love lunch, remembered that she was going to college today, it was not very inconvenient to bring a lunch box, I wanted to tell the truth, but this guy has a lot of criminal records, you know, he will definitely follow like a fart, and then he will definitely 'make a big mess in the world', as an instructor of the SWAT team, he can't make trouble for the police uncle, and he held back his words.

When eating breakfast, she found that Kangxi seemed to have endless words on weekdays, but this morning he cherished words like gold, and he didn't say anything for a long time, and he had long been used to his nagging.

She couldn't help asking, "Why don't you speak?" ”

Kangxi peeked at her with his eyes, his eyes wandered around her cherry-colored lips, he kissed a little hard in the morning, he must pay attention next time, he cleared his throat and said, "Sleep is silent!" ”

In fact, I am a little weak in my heart, and I am in deep introspection.

She gave him a blank look, "Come less!" ”

What sleep is silent, food and speech, these words can't come out of his mouth, and his broken thoughts are higher than Tang Seng's paragraphs.

"Didn't sleep well last night!" He casually found a reason, but his tone was a little unpleasant.

It's not just that he didn't sleep well last night, he hasn't slept well since he lived in her house, and he wants to transform into a wolf in the middle of the night, but she, Little Red Riding Hood, doesn't give her a chance at all.

"Nightmares?" A timid person will have nightmares after watching a horror movie, thinking that he is too, "Look at whether you dare to watch a horror movie next time, you can't live by yourself." ”

Kangxi took a sip of milk, and laughed in his heart, he really didn't have nightmares when he grew so big, he had a lot of spring dreams recently, but unfortunately he didn't have a chance to practice, since she asked so, he climbed up the pole.

"Who knew that film would be horrible like this, this is obviously a foul!"

"It's just a ghost movie, it's all fake, it's you who scare yourself!" is obviously timid, and he has to find a reason.

"Don't you think female ghosts are scary? Just mentioning the word female ghost, my hands and feet tremble! In order to verify that he was not lying, the hand holding the chopsticks really shook three times, "I also know it's fake, but as the saying goes, it's better to believe it than to believe it!" ”

She felt the need to enlighten him, lest he scare himself out of his illness.

"All ghost movies actually have something in common, there are basically female ghosts in ghost movies, they all like to wear white skirts or red skirts, the standard equipment is long hair, the face is pale, and the upgraded version also adds more bleeding eyes, dry fingers, the cause of death is the same, die for love, either raped, or betrayed and framed by the male protagonist, the purpose is to find a man for revenge, and the way of appearance is even more similar, Either face.to.face upside down with you, scaring you, or subtly lowering her head while showing her long black and bright hair, while slowly crawling towards you, according to this fixed pattern, you can write three or four books. Besides, if you don't bully women, they won't find you! ”

Other female ghosts also have professional ethics, and they are looking for people who bully them.

Kangxi was stunned when he heard this, he deserved to be an expert in criminal psychology, not only people, but also the psychology of ghosts were analyzed by her.

She said to herself: "Female ghosts generally like shady places, such as closets, wells, and quilts, and the rhythm of seeing the light and dying every minute, they also have frequent urination, and they can meet them every time they go to the toilet, and they like to look in the mirror with people, all kinds of stupid or not!" There is an old Chinese saying that people are afraid of three points when they see ghosts, and they are afraid of seven points when they see ghosts, but in the end, ghosts are more afraid of people! With such stupid, cute, stupid creatures, you have no reason to be afraid of them! ”

Kangxi is looking up at the sky, this stupid, cute, and stupid description, there really must be a female ghost, I don't know if I will cry when I hear it!

Is this a consolation, or is it a complaint?

In other words, this is a summary of how many horror movies she has watched, she doesn't say it's okay, but when she says it, he is even more angry.

She is attentive to everything, but him!

"Did you hear me? What are you looking at the ceiling? ”

He glared at her angrily, "I'm stiff!" ”

"Stiff neck? Does it hurt? I'll pinch it for you! ”

This is quite to his liking, he should pinch him, he has served her for so long, and it is time for her to serve him again.

"You relax first, I'll exert some strength, and I'll be fine right away!" She has the best hand for this kind of muscle stretch.

He rubbed his hands warm, put the four fingers of his right index finger, middle finger, ring finger, and little finger on the back of the Neiguan acupuncture point, and massaged him for him, the technique was gentle, he enjoyed it very much, and he was about to fall asleep when he squinted his eyes.

"Are you comfortable?"

"Comfortable!" It's a paradise on earth.

She pinched the Neiguan acupuncture point with her thumb again, "Do you feel sour?" ”

There is no sourness at all, and the heart is sweet.

However, she would ask this, presumably the person who fell on the stiff neck should be sour, "Yes, very sour!" ”

It's a rare opportunity, and I have to let her serve a little longer.

"Oh, then your kidneys are not very good, a little weak, you need to make up for it!"

Kangxi's face turned black in an instant, "What's the matter with the stiff neck and kidneys?" ”

"Qi deficiency and cold are easy to fall into stiff neck, of course, it is related to the kidneys!" In theory, Chinese medicine has described it in such detail.

This is clearly talking about him...... No way!

He snorted with a cold face: "Can it be true? ”

"Huh?"

He turned his head, his face stinky like a stone in a pit, "It's not strange to hold it so hard every day, if you hold it back, some parts are about to rust!" ”

There is also a reason for it.

The root cause is lack, lack, exercise, and practice!

"......"

Did she step on a landmine?

After breakfast, she was carrying a heavy lunch box and preparing to go out, and when Kangxi sent her, she still had a gloomy face.

"I'm leaving!"

He snorted through his nose, looking unpleasant.

She sweated for a while, saying that he was just a kidney deficiency, what was there to be angry about, a man is a man, he is always more serious in this kind of thing, thinking that his temper will come and go quickly, so he will not care, lest he be more energetic.

Looking at the watch, it was already ten minutes late, and I couldn't delay any longer, so I set off quickly.

The university where the class is held is not very far away, 30 minutes by car, two streets away from the North Campus of Kunhua University, is a women's art university, fortunately the road is not blocked, so she arrived on time.

Because it is a women's university, there are no male students, the school sent a few physical education teachers to assist her, the class has to be exceptionally smooth, and the class is ten minutes early, Xu is with a few male teachers to demonstrate the action, the body consumption is a little large, the stomach is a little hungry, just want to find a place to lunch, found that the lunch box was forgotten in the car, hurried to the parking lot.

The parking lot is open-air, the sun in June is terrifyingly poisonous, her car has been exposed to the sun for more than two hours, and the temperature in the car is at least 60 degrees, like a big oven.

Her lunch was completely ruined.

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Long live Lord is not kidney deficiency, but waiting for the queen to be cool and open, and the wait is about to rust......

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