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Chapter Forty-Three: Him? I'm hey, hey, hey
"There's something alive still weighing down underneath...... Probably a youkai. Du Ling wasn't sure about the latter point, because the aura of those creatures was a little too faint.
"There is an extra basement dug in this house, and the rescue team didn't open it so they didn't find anything inside, but if they stay inside, they will probably be trapped to death." Although there are many gaps in the interior of the collapsed building to preserve air, but without water and food, who knows how long those unlucky 'murderers' will survive?
Seeing that he looked strange and seemed to be holding back something, looking like he was about to laugh for a while and very depressed for a while, Xiao Li couldn't help but feel a little strange: "What's down there?" ”
"Pangolin," Du Ling shook his head and suppressed the complicated feelings of crying and laughing, he just felt that this fact was too coincidental: "I already know what is going on, although it is not a tomb robbery and a ghost, but it is indeed retribution - this group of people is poaching, and this is probably the warehouse they secretly dug out to 'stock up', there are many ...... Animal carcasses. ”
When it came to this Du Ling, there was a cold war, and the sacks of wild birds and several dozen bloodstained furs that had just been peeled off and had not had time to be tanned, although there was no resentment, but the pair of dead eyes still made people stand upside down.
Why are people so greedy?
For the sake of some money, he did evil all the time, and in the end, he did not kill himself.
"There were also some live pangolins, some of them probably on the verge of sperm, who were caught here and didn't die completely, so they dug up their bags and tried to escape...... Or are you looking for something to eat? Anyway, the load-bearing wood in the basement was dug up, and there was a bang...... It's all collapsed. Du Ling shook his arms vividly and spit out his most intuitive feelings: "It really deserves!" ”
After a moment's thought, he added, "I mean the poachers." As for the pangolins who failed to escape from prison but got revenge by mistake, he is still very sympathetic.
"Retribution." Xiao Li quite simply agreed, although he was born in an era when hunters were still normal, but he was also unaccustomed to all the practices that hurt the heavens and the peace, including poaching, and the pursuit of lawlessness means that his nature has fallen into evil, and it is not a pity for such people to die, but those who have created and killed evil monsters......
Xiao Li frowned lightly: It was all human beings who created the killing karma first, and suddenly captured a group of newly formed spirit monsters, this kind of completely repeated ivory demon bone case, it didn't seem like a coincidence at all, and it made him have deeper doubts.
But at this time, it was not appropriate to say it to make Du Ling worry about these things that he couldn't figure out the truth, so he simply asked, "Do you want to save them?" ”
"Hmm." Du Ling held his cheeks and nodded, a little worried about this, they all said that cultivators have the ability to move mountains and seas, but his weak foundation of quick success can't even take things out of the air to remove those unlucky spirits below.
"Little pear, do you have any five ghost handling methods or something like that?" After receiving a negative reply, he sighed exaggeratedly: "Sure enough, there is no end to learning, and the pain of learning scum is really impossible to get rid of...... It seems that I can only come back in the middle of the night and dig it directly. ”
Waiting for a fog array or something like that to be put in the dead of night can also be started, as for how the ruins will detonate the imagination of the townspeople if they change in the night, anyway, they have already done it at that time, and they have hidden their merits and fame. However, those protected animals and privately made firearms piled up into a hill are not easy to deal with, maybe you can pile up a tower of evidence and then attach a report letter, and leave a red scarf for signature?
Du Ling felt that this trick could be had, so he discussed a few words with Xiao Li and decided, and the two of them didn't waste time to find a homestay in this small broken place to spend the night, and directly took the last long-distance departure to make an alibi.
Said to be a national highway, out of the mountain that part of the road is so bumpy that Du Ling's stomach is about to turn out, until on the highway to stop, to the service station when Du Ling's feet are so soft that he can barely stand upright to get off the car with Xiao Li's support. Fortunately, they didn't have to take another ride on this trip, otherwise he would definitely have to spit it out to the drivers who love to step on the brakes every minute.
A gust of demon wind swept Xiao Li to the town at the foot of the mountain, and Du Ling, who really came in handy for the first time after learning this trick, didn't mention how beautiful it was.
Speaking of this, I have to bow a bitter tear for the gap between the assumption and the reality, Du Ling was very yearning for the immortal cultivator to step on the cloud and vegetable sword when he was a child, and when he happened to become fine, he felt that the monster was more powerful and domineering, and if he wanted to travel in the future, he would go and fly hulala, how many plane and train tickets could he save!
However, the ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny, and when he really learns this trick, he finds out that not to mention the consumption is large (how many weeks did he turn around after he turned into a human form to save enough for one time), and he didn't have time to recognize the way when he flew and was dizzy.
So if you want to fly, you can only fly to the position that you have deliberately 'marked' before, no wonder the folk girls who are rolled up by monsters and robbed in the novel are all flying back to their nests, and they can't fly anywhere else...... So Du Ling had morning tea in the south in the morning, went back to the Imperial Capital Demon Management Bureau at noon to order a meal, and then took a bath on the banks of the Grand Canal in the evening.
Explaining so much is actually to explain one thing, that is, Du Ling is actually a junior brother who flies manned, and even he himself is the first time to fly so far outside the mountain gate.
So it's not uncommon for the movement to be a little bigger, a little bit worse, or something.
It's not uncommon to be accidentally witnessed but not think about the aftermath or something.
When I landed, I was bumping into someone who was there, so I was so shocked that I made the wrong decision, and I hit them straight together, not to mention squashing people under my ass or something, it's just too good!
As for whether the victims will agree with this opinion, we have to interview them in detail-
"I said, little brother, your hex flight permit has been revoked, right? What a level of this TM! The man who was smashed to the point that his tongue was about to spit out got up and wiped his face, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he revealed the fact that he was also the same kind.
In fact, there is no need to leak the bottom, just looking at his old fuzzy horse face and the tail of the broom that can't hide the flicking behind him, I know that this is a spirit whose cultivation is not in place, and he relies on the blinding method to conjure up a human form.
"Hey, hey, novices, on the road, novices, on the road, this ...... Belch...... Brother Ma has a lot of forbearance. Knowing that this is a monster under the jurisdiction of the Demon Management Bureau, it will be easy to do, Du Ling arched his hand with a smile on his face and apologized, and then rolled his eyes, bringing the topic to his own interest.
He compared the ruins that had been dug up by the monster that had arrived before him, "Big brother, you are also here to dig up those unlucky little guys?" "Those pangolins are almost gone, not to mention exuding demonic energy, except for those who can know that there is something underneath, except for those who are really idle and have too much curiosity (don't ← knees hurt, hey), then it can only be the real murderer who knew from the beginning and even promoted the incident behind the scenes.
Although he had not directly exchanged ideas with Xiao Li, Du Ling was also very suspicious that these pangolins that had an accident were not naturally refined.
You must know that animals that have become sperm are intelligent, and it must be easier for them to avoid the traps set by humans than their own instinctive actions, and they will not fall into the hands of mortals in batches, so whether it is the mountain of demon bones and ivory before, or a large group of pangolins now, it feels more like the essence of animals that were caught first.
At first glance, this speculation may sound whimsical, but how is this possible?
…… But then again, what's impossible.
Thinking of the strange ratio of sperm between the city and the countryside, one can't help but wonder if there is some force that selectively "creates" spirits.
Question: Isn't the mainstream idea of modern monsters preaching that the Chengjing family is close to all compatriots, and what is the intention of deliberately sending new family members into the hands of others to kill them? Du Ling intuitively felt that this was a big game of chess, and maybe it was related to the apocalyptic catastrophe in his previous life.
So I finally bumped into a stupid monster and took the initiative to show my feet, of course, I had to follow the pole to set a good set of words.
The horse-faced demon who showed his horse's feet and didn't know it was really stupid, and he was still rubbing his neck and complaining: "Yes, who would have thought that they were so unscrupulous, and they couldn't run out by themselves." Hey~ It hurts my old horse, I haven't carried anyone for at least a hundred years...... Hey? How do you know I'm a horse? Alas? It turns out that there is another ...... Wait, how do you take this mortal?? ”
Legend has it that the horse's eyes are not good, and the more he looks in front of him, the more he can't see it, but it turns out to be true.
The corners of Du Ling's mouth twitched, and he only realized that he was not a demon now, and Xiao Li, a living person who was more than one meter and eight meters tall.
And if there is no demonic qi fluctuation, it is directly judged as a mortal, it seems that the human monk has really declined to the point of becoming a small probability event and is regarded as not existing.
However, although this horse demon looks stupid, he is not the kind of law-abiding demon who builds a good socialist world together, so he naturally can't explain Xiao Li's true identity, and even his true information is best not to be revealed, so ......
What should a bad goblin look like?
Between the lightning and flint, an inspiration struck him-
"The tail is running out, and who doesn't recognize you as a horse? As for what you said about this~" Du Ling deliberately raised his voice and laughed very lightly, with the comic-style beautiful young man's face, he really had a bit of a silky and charming goblin taste: "Look at this waist, this leg, and this face, such a good-looking and easy-to-use Ding furnace, don't you have to carry it with you?" ”
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and rubbed Xiao Li's body very provocatively a few times, and finally hung it on the fairy face that stood as straight as a green pine. Xiao Li also reached out to support his waist very cooperatively, his eyes were infatuated and focused, and he looked like he was fascinated by the goblin.
#完全无需演技, the Emperor of Heaven is so upright and open-minded. #
The horse demon was really fooled, and looked up and down with a lewd look at this face like a crown of jade, which made him look at the "male ♂ pet" who was a little cautious and his liver trembled inexplicably, and he sighed: A mortal is a mortal, and he looks like a dragon and phoenix in a person? It's not easy to fall under the pomegranate pants of their big demon clan~
…… But why does he still feel that he is covered in a cold sweat when he looks at it more?
The preconceived horse demon who was deceived shook his ears, and deceived himself into thinking that it must be because his sentiments were too noble and instinctively disrespectful.
After turning this circle in his mind, the horse demon looked at Du Ling's eyes much more kindly, and he didn't pursue him for almost breaking his backbone, they are all fellow people who advocate demon nobility and cheapness~ Good brothers should learn from each other and make progress~
How to use this Ding furnace or something...... Hey.
His face with a shoehorn naturally showed a look of envy: "No wonder little brother, you can't even fly, but your body has been cultivated, and it turns out that you have a specialization in the art industry~"
After the establishment of the Demon Management Bureau, he had to cooperate with the Huaxia government, and those secret techniques that could suck people into Yuanyang and quickly become big demons were all banned as evil ways, in fact, he wanted him to say that the people above were afraid that the strength of the little minions below would jump too fast, and the monsters could really think about the survival of the human race?
Those demon kings who used to eat and drink blood must have left some foundation in their own hands? It's really as righteous and kind as they say, and the human race goes hand in hand, why is it that in this era when there is a lack of spiritual energy, and there are so many people left in the scarcity of heaven and earth, those powerful little demons with family backgrounds are cultivating quickly?
It's a pity that he has no background and no strength, even if he has the heart, he can't start with this path, but now he has hit a big fish...... Hehe, it's time for the hell to be transferred!
A very flattering smile appeared on his face, and Ma didn't know how to rub his hands with his eyebrows and eyes: "I've been waiting for the heavenly tribulation in this realm for decades, since we are so fated to meet, why don't you teach me a hand, little brother, can you do it in ♂ ♂ a little bit?" ”
…… your grandma's legs, hey, do a good job and watch a little Fei Yuzi!
The bird master shuddered with his laughter, who has a relationship with you, are you still quite a vixen with your naturally obscene and obscene shoehorn face! I'm going to cry and faint in the toilet to show you in my dreams!
Du Ling, who was disgusted and almost vomited out his stomach acid, wanted to compare his middle finger and slap the horse in the face again, but thinking that this was the future customer base of the Illusion Pill, he still held back.
"The transformation has nothing to do with him, this is the culmination of my research on the Dan Dao...... Hey, don't mention this, "Du Ling, who knows how to do business and wants to indulge in everything, can't force Amway, waved his hand, and made a look of scruples and didn't want to talk more, "I said, should we rescue the group below first and then talk slowly?" Don't look back, instead of being crushed to death, you starve to death. ”
Although he wanted to touch the other party's bottom, he was really not interested in sitting on the edge of the broken house in the middle of the night and talking to a ** silk monster.
"It turns out that the little brother is still cultivating the Dan Dao, disrespectful and disrespectful," was so politely rejected by him, Ma didn't know how to get angry, and bowed with a smile, but he didn't seem too attentive to saving the pangolin, and the words he said were even more terrifying: "Death is death, anyway, it doesn't become any climate, if I don't have to pay to the adults above, I don't bother to dig them out again." ”
The horse didn't know how to stand up and thump his back, and continued to rudely turn over the scrap, not caring at all if it would cause secondary damage to the creature pressed underneath.
Seeing that he was digging and throwing around with a soundproof spell, the clanging noise made Du Ling feel a toothache, and finally he couldn't help but stop it: "How many lives are there, why don't you take a break, Brother Ma, or let me come?" ”
"Okay, why not." It's not good not to be able to work, the horse demon who was already reluctant threw things away from the good handle, and sat on the ground with a big horse golden knife.
However, immediately looking at the lively expression, it turned into a pain: he found that Du Ling used the aura to operate all the spells that were not too wasteful, and he didn't want to waste it and pasted several dozen fixed talismans to go out to avoid collapse!
#平生千所未见之败家精! #
#分分钟把老子赞了半辈子的老婆本都烧出去的感觉#
#用人家斗法压箱底的杀手锏搬砖, I don't understand the world of local tyrants#
Ma didn't know that his distressed heart was about to break, and finally couldn't help but persuade: "That...... Little brother, you really don't need to take it so seriously, those are actually a group of ordinary pangolins, not spiritual creatures at all, and the root bones are very poor, even if they are hit by the demon seed, they can't become real monsters. ”
Sure enough, the alchemists are all gods, and if you are so lined with spirit talismans, it is better to give him if it is wasted here.
Ma Face's words finally caught the attention of the trench who was messing around with his homework paper this month.
Is this something that can't be hidden, or is it deliberate?
At this point, the horse-faced monster has mentioned several key points one after another, and it is almost as if someone arranged for him to turn ordinary animals into monsters, and then harm people (or revenge?). The truth is all put on the table, if it is not really stupid, it is deliberately thorough.
Du Ling heroically knocked a bottle of Qi Replenishing Pill again, and only then did he dig those unlucky pangolins out of the ground unharmed, and then he had time to glance at the face of the treacherous horse, he didn't believe that this was a real fool, otherwise how would those who were planning a conspiracy behind the scenes dare to release it out to work alone?
Then it is a temptation or simply to win yourself over, it seems that it is very effective to disguise the casual play with human practices and inadvertently show off your wealth, Du Ling bent the corners of his mouth unobtrusively, and the dull hair on the top of his head was even more intense to stand up.
It's a pity that he was finally suppressed by the stereotype, and he only barely shook to express his pleasure.
“…… Could it be that these pangolins are still made by you, Brother Ma? He blinked, and made a look of surprise and admiration as the horse's face wished: "Being able to turn mortal beings into mortal beings is a powerful cultivation, you can be careful not to blow the horse's skin out." ”
The big fish is hooked!
Ma Buzhi's eyes flashed with a fine light, and he deliberately lowered his voice and pointed to the rescued pangolins and said: "This is actually the power of our family, you see these mediocre little things, they are originally a piece of meat in the mouths of those mortals, but as long as they are sprayed with spirit seeds, they can ...... Hey, this is not the place to talk, why don't you talk to us slowly, little brother? ”
He put down the long line and was about to drag people into the water, only to pretend to pat his head as a sudden realization, and put on a completely unguarded enthusiastic look: "You see my brain, and the little brother forgot to introduce himself at first sight, I don't know when I got off the horse, dare to ask the little brother what do you call it?" ”
Horses don't know?
I think it's a horse that doesn't know how long its face is, right?
This honest and rude pretending not to be re-practiced, is it really stupid that I can't see that little trick at the same level as you.
Du Ling, who also consciously sat firmly in the Diaoyutai almost didn't sneer, he bent the corners of his mouth and nodded casually, and said in a seemingly modest but arrogant attitude: