91. Meow meow
King Fu forced his way into the Ye family, it was not easy to bring too many people, and several eunuchs were illiterate, so it took a lot of effort to distinguish which ones were the Four Books and Five Classics and which were natural sciences. Qi Qi packed up, and when he was about to transport it away, he was blocked at the door by Ting Fang.
Ting Fang had to kowtow to King Fu first, and then he could get up and say: "Your Highness's family has a lot of books, and the slaves are really difficult to see. ”
King Fu smokes casually. Out of one. Root. "You took notes." ”
“……”
"Whoa!" King Fu smiled, "I said girl, your handwriting is very good, much better than me." Why was the manuscript given to your brother so ugly last time? ”
Ting Fang pointed to the narcissus beside him and said, "She copied it, I don't have time to write so many words." ”
King Fu said dissatisfiedly: "The words are too ugly, I will give you a good eunuch?" ”
Chen shivered on the side, and the use of eunuchs below the county king was against the law......
Ting Fang hurriedly said: "Why don't you give me a girl?" ”
King Fu sighed: "My girl's words are even uglier, your senior brother has a good girl, you care about him." ”
The girls who can write well are all high-end talents, and they are deliberately cultivated, so you say you want it? Sure enough, the genius must be off the line in some way! It is rare to see a genius with high IQ and EQ like her, and Ting Fang silently gave herself thirty-two likes.
Seeing that Tingfang didn't speak, King Fu said again: "How did you play with the Rubik's Cube?" There were times when I couldn't recover. What else do you have to do? ”
Ting Fang nodded: "Yes." ”
"Bring it!"
Ting Fang said unceremoniously: "If you exchange the book, you can't take my book." After speaking, he complained, "I don't have many books, what have I taken away?" ”
The little girl's pouting appearance is so cute and cute! King Fu couldn't help but say: "Okay, don't take your book, but copy a copy of your notes to me, don't want the ugly words of the girl." ”
"I'll ask a show to copy the general line, right?"
King Fu was not very satisfied: "Let's make a living." After saying that, I felt that it was wrong, it was obvious that he came to copy the house, why was it copied? "Where's the new thing?" ”
Ting Fang beckoned and shouted to the girl: "Bring Huarong Dao." ”
King Fu shouted: "What's so strange about Huarong Dao? ”
Ting Fang said: "Eighty-one steps can be solved. ”
King Fu's eyes widened: "Impossible, I have to take one hundred and twenty-one steps!" ”
"Your Highness brought the book, and I immediately wrote the explanation." Ting Fang smiled confidently, the dead and alive things that she was tortured when she was a child were just thrown out to crush King Fu.
I heard that Ting Fang came back to block the old lady and the old lady of King Fu walked to the east courtyard together, and happened to hear this sentence. The old lady bit her ear with the old lady: "See? Got it? ”
The old lady was still unrelieved of the old lady's view of men and women, but she saw that King Fu was like being smoothed out, and obediently called to the eunuch: "Go, bring my "Alzhebara New Law" (algebra) here." ”
Fu Wang Gui is a prince, of course, a trench. Basically, all the pocket money was burned on it, and in order not to be scolded by Zhao Guifei, he lied that Xu Jingchang bought it. Just like when Tingfang was a child, several people pooled money to buy a game console, and when they came to her house, they said that Xiao Ming bought it, and when Xiao Ming's mother saw it, she said that she borrowed Xiaohong. In short, I went around in a big circle, and I had to deliberately pull in an accomplice who lived far away, and a few parents in the province were ganged up with Jing'er. The books that the two of them burned money to buy were of course much stronger than Tingfang's family. The whole set of the original version of algebra is the one that made Tingfang drool for a long time that day, and was finally ruthlessly moved away by Xu Jingchang. With the book, Tingfang is not stingy, and lists the formulas on the spot to popularize science.
When King Fu arrived, the Ye family had to climb over to accompany them, and those who were not qualified to enter the courtyard were standing outside the courtyard in a row. It's a waste of money. For this reason, the east courtyard was full of people, and Tingfang squatted on the ground and wrote with charcoal sticks. However, except for King Fu, all of them couldn't understand it. King Fu was also about to faint, and kept shouting: "Slow down!" What does this symbol mean? ”
The mathematical symbols of ancient China are completely different from those of the West, because the West is the boss in modern society, and the mainstream society respects the West, especially the natural sciences, which are all from the ancient Greek origin. King Fu has read a lot of books, some symbols he knows, some symbols he has seen but don't understand, and some are heavenly books. It took a long time for Tingfang to adapt to Chinese characters and symbols with Western ones. I can't help but explain it to King Fu.
The more King Fu looked at it, the more subtle it became, and when he saw that the case had been taken behind him, he shouted without looking back: "Lao Zhang!" Go and call Xu Jingchang! ”
Lao Zhang was the guard who caught Chen Gong under the tree that day. Stunned to watch the prisoner under the stairs become a guest, very maladapted. Hearing King Fu's order, he quickly rushed out of the door - following this master, it is best to take obedience to orders as the first element, don't think about anything else, it's useless to think.
Ting Fang squatted and finished the formula in one go, and shouted Narcissus: "Copy!" ”
Narcissus hurriedly took the brush to copy, King Fu couldn't see it, grabbed it, and used the dog to shave through the general calligraphy. Ting Fang couldn't stand it anymore, snatched it again, changed the paper, wrote the formula stroke by stroke, and couldn't help complaining: "Your Highness is embarrassed to say that the word narcissus is ugly......"
The old lady curiously picked up the paper that Tingfang threw aside just now, compared the level of Narcissus and King Fu, and smiled straight away. silently sleeved in his arms, waiting for tomorrow to take it to the saint to see a joke. By the way, he explained why King Fu was staring at his granddaughter.
Tingfang's handwriting is so good that it can be used as a model for the imperial examination, and there is a distance from everyone in calligraphy, but it is barrier-free to kill the scumbags. The Western formula written with a brush has a sense of disobedience, but the font is smooth and the typography is coordinated, which is pleasing to the eye. When King Fu saw that she had finished writing, he hurriedly took the paperweight for her and waited to dry. After Tingfang finished writing, King Fu asked excitedly, "Is there anything else?" Do you have? ”
Ting Fang couldn't think of any other games he liked for a while, so he casually came up with a classic math problem: "There are three people who go to stay, and there are thirty copper plates a night. The three of them each took out ten copper plates, made up thirty copper plates, and handed them to the boss. Later, the boss said that today's discount was only twenty-five copper plates, and took out five copper plates and ordered the shopkeeper to return them to them, and the shopkeeper secretly hid two copper plates, and then, the remaining three copper plates were distributed to the three people, and each person was given a copper plate. In this way, at the beginning, each person took out ten copper plates, and now one is returned, that is, 10-1 = 9, and only nine copper plates were spent per person, and three people each had nine copper plates, 3X9 = 27 copper plates plus two copper plates under the small two plates of the store are equal to twenty-nine copper plates, and where did one copper plate go"
This problem was a math problem released in New Zealand at that time, and there were many traps, and I was caught in it if I was not careful. Sure enough, a room full of people showed a blank look, and even the only science monk Fu Wang was stunned.
Xu Jingchang was taken out of his home by Zhang Guards, and he didn't know what King Fu was making trouble again. At this time, it was getting dark, and he could only ride a horse to rush to the Ye family to rescue his fourth junior sister. As soon as he entered the door, he was smashed by Ting Fang's math problem, and he fell into the trap with King Fu, squatting on the ground and picking up the charcoal sticks that Ting Fang had just thrown and counted.
The old lady pulled Ting Fang to his side and asked, "Where did you learn?" ”
Ting Fang said categorically: "I thought of it myself." After speaking, he put on an expression that I am so smart, you hurry up and praise me. To fool the enemy, first fool yourself. The math skill points are turned on, and there is the blessing king to stir up, and she can't keep a low profile. In this case, you have to pretend to be a genius. As long as she shakes out her knowledge reserves, she can confirm the name of a genius. The advantage of science students is that as long as you can really come up with a theorem and a phenomenon, the people behind you will have to quote it, and they will have to admit your subtlety. Unlike liberal arts, Jiang Lang was thrown over the wall when he was exhausted. The names of scientists are not only written in history books, but also forever engraved in the hearts of all science students.
King Fu's feet were numb, and Chong Tingfang lost his temper and said, "Are you so hospitable?" Don't get a set of tables and chairs! ”
Chen was frightened and hurriedly asked someone to move tables, chairs and benches. King Fu sat on the stool angrily, poured a few sips of herbal tea, and said angrily: "What a problem!" You're full of tricks, you're not a good person! ”
Tingfang: "......"
It was getting dark, and the east courtyard was full of lights. Fortunately, the temperature in spring is not low, otherwise you who have been pampered for so long are afraid that there will be a few colds. Xu Jingchang pendulum again. After a while, he got up and said with a smile: "Senior sister is a narrow ghost!" ”
King Fu's eyes lit up: "Solved?" ”
Xu Jingchang nodded: "It's very easy, we were deceived by our junior sister." The two coins that the shopkeeper had hidden were originally contained in twenty-seven copper plates, plus one money returned to each person, wasn't it exactly thirty dollars? ”
King Fu slapped the table: "Ah! After speaking, he jumped off the stool and grabbed Tingfang's bun: "What do you think?" …… Oh! How dare you kick me! ”
Tingfang was about to cry, she really didn't mean it, it was a conditioned reflex...... She just kicked the Prince! Kicked the prince in the imperial era! looked at the old lady in horror: What should I do? What to do? She doesn't want to be finger-pinched again!
"You deserve it!" Xu Jingchang scolded King Fu and said, "Don't let go of her bun, you made her cry carefully." ”
King Fu let go of his hand hatefully: "You shrew! ”
Ting Fang cried when she was on the ground, no matter what, cry first and then talk about it, seize the moral high ground, she is still young, and she has the right to cry her nose.
Xu Jingchang said angrily: "Look! Crying! ”
King Fu was crazy: "Why do you love to cry so much!" I haven't cried even after being kicked by you! ”
Xu Jingchang mended the knife: "You are nineteen, she is only nine years old." ”
Ting Wu couldn't help it, and burst out laughing. After laughing, he met King Fu's terrifying eyes, and hurriedly covered his mouth, tears filling his eyes.
Fu Wang: Is ...... so terrible?
The old lady coughed lightly and saluted King Fu: "Your Highness, it's late, it's curfew." Please return to your home as soon as possible, how about coming back tomorrow? "Ming'er went to the palace early in the morning to complain!
King Fu reluctantly said: "Why isn't this girl my sister!" Not even a junior sister! She turned around and asked Tingfang, "Be my sister, right?" Be my sister and I'll take you out to play! ”
Ting Fang wanted to nod! Your sister is a princess! I definitely want to! But no! I had to regret the positive color and said: "Your Highness, you are the bloodline of the Heavenly Family." ”
King Fu pouted: "It's boring." ”
Ye Family Collective: "......"
Xu Jingchang, as a related figure on both sides, is naturally run. Slip agent. Pulling King Fu out: "Come back tomorrow!" ”
King Fu was dragged out upside down, struggling and shouting: "You refuse to be my princess, and you can't be my sister, how can I play with you?" ”