Chapter 1085: No matter how small the acne is, it is also a disease
"Girl, you're mistaken again! When I say that you are sick, I am not scolding you, but helping you, because this is a fact, I know Chinese medicine, I will not say this kind of nonsense! β
Su Xinyuan didn't mind Qin Luoshan's anger, this girl was a bit like an old friend of his, that is, the big star Qin Luolin, so Su Xinyuan seemed a little nosy, but even so, his face was still very serious: "If you don't believe it, I can prove it on the spot, but what I just said is a hidden disease, even you don't know it, no matter how much I say, it won't prove anything, but I can help you look at other problems, in short, it's enough for you to make a judgment!" β
Speaking of this, Su Xinyuan seemed to have a feeling, and suddenly sighed faintly: "Alas, it's a good girl, but there are too many problems in one body......"
"You ......"
Qin Luoshan felt that her whole person was about to be blown up, she had seen shameless, but she really didn't expect that someone could be so shameless.
But this guy is still pretending to be a magic stick, and the eyes that the passengers around him are obviously a little wrong, and even the two flight attendants did not ask loudly after approaching, but stood aside and watched quietly.
Oh, my God! Could it be that he is afraid of disturbing this guy's medical treatment? Miss Ben is clearly being molested, okay!
Wailing in his heart, Qin Luoshan's cheeks puffed up, staring at Su Xinyuan viciously, and they were all happy: "Okay!" You're a doctor, right? I'm sick, right? Okay...... Miss Ben is trying to make you tease again, but she has to expose your true colors, so that everyone can see what the hell you are such a sanctimonious guy! β
After gritting her teeth and saying this, Qin Luoshan's whole person was comfortable, she felt a sense of pain with a big breath of evil, her tense face was also relieved, and she sneered and continued: "Can you start, Lord Divine Doctor!" Isn't Miss Ben sick? Then you can tell everyone what kind of illness Miss Ben has! β
In the next moment, everyone in the cabin invariably swept their eyes towards Su Xinyuan, their eyes burst into brilliance, revealing a strong curiosity, and they all wanted to see if this young man with a strong tone was really hidden, and he dared to diagnose and see a doctor without any equipment.
Only the thin-lipped beautiful man didn't take it seriously at all, he had already regarded Su Xinyuan as a psychopath, and seeing that he was doing more and more outrageous at the moment, he was so happy that even the sneer on the corner of his mouth was about to bloom.
At this time, Su Xinyuan saw that Qin Luoshan finally agreed with him to use this way to prove that everything he just said was not a lie. Immediately laughed confidently: "First of all, you have acne, don't look at this thing as inconspicuous, but no matter how small it is, it is still a disease after all!" β
As soon as the words fell, the entire cabin suddenly heard a pin drop!
It's a deathly silence!
All of them directly opened their mouths wide and looked at Su Xinyuan dumbfounded! It was like having just been struck by lightning, and that sour feeling was ...... In an instant, the outside is scorched and the inside is tender, there is wood!
Even Qin Luoshan was dumbfounded, such a strange answer caught her off guard, and she was directly stunned!
"Hahaha...... There is less laughter, this is called a miracle doctor? After pretending to be for a long time, I finally diagnosed a pimple with someone! Hahaha......"
In the strange dead silence, the unbridled laughter of the thin-lipped beautiful man suddenly sounded, waking up the sluggish people in the cabin. In the next moment, many passengers had angry looks on their faces, and even they felt as if they had been tricked by this pimple.
"It's really disappointing, I thought you could fool you, but I didn't expect that there was only such a little way......
Without waiting for those passengers to express their dissatisfaction, Qin Luoshan had already stared at Su Xinyuan with a smug face and sneered: "Master Divine Doctor, give you a piece of advice, next time you come out to fool people, your eyes are not good, please wear a pair of glasses?" I can't even see whether there are pimples on other people's faces, your attitude is very unprofessional! β
The passengers subconsciously looked around, only to find that the skin on Qin Luoshan's face was firm and smooth, although it was slightly pale, but there was absolutely no pimples, not to mention pimples, not even a small mole.
This result made them even more dissatisfied, and they all looked at Su Xinyuan with an indignant face, and they couldn't see their faces clearly from a distance of less than three meters, and they dared to fool people everywhere with this look, it was simply too hateful.
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At this time, Su Xinyuan still didn't seem to know that he was angry, his face was still indifferent, he shook his right index finger as he spoke, and looked at Qin Luoshan still smiling: "You must have pimples on your face, and they grow there...... Eye side! β
Hearing this, all the passengers couldn't help but be stunned again, and even Qin Luoshan was a little shaken!
Su Xinyuan's performance is too calm and confident. No one would have thought that he would dare to talk nonsense in such a situation, even a thin-lipped beautiful man.
As a result, everyone's eyes once again converged on Qin Luoshan's face at the same time, and she herself subconsciously raised her hands and stretched out her fingers to grope around her eyes.
This scene is really funny, everyone in the whole cabin found a small pimple, other people used to see it, and the owner of the acne used to touch it......
It's a pity that so many people stared at their eyes for a while, and their eyes were bloodshot several times, and two guys simply stared themselves directly into cross-eyed, and after finding out that something was wrong, they squeezed their eyebrows and tossed for a while before recovering.
As a result, they didn't even make a single hair!
Although Qin Luoshan can touch it, and she touches it quite seriously, but in the end, she didn't find anything, let alone acne, and she didn't pick out a single piece of eye feces!
This time, almost everyone was furious!
A handful of grumpy passengers even immediately stood up from their seats, glaring at Su Xinyuan with an angry look, looking like they might make a move at any time, and they would beat up a certain god stick who was playing all over the place!
"Don't look at me like that, what I said is clear enough, don't you blame me for not understanding yourself?"
Seeing Qin Luoshan glaring at him again, a helpless wry smile finally appeared on Su Xinyuan's face, and he sighed and continued: "Alas! It's really kind to be bitten by a dog, and it's so subtle and tactful, in fact, I'm afraid that you'll be embarrassed, after all, this is a public place, since you don't understand, then I can only say it clearly. β
Speaking of this, Su Xinyuan suddenly raised his finger and pointed to a certain position behind Qin Luoshan's waist, rolled his eyes and continued, "The acne is indeed on the side of the eye that grows on your face...... It's just that this face is not the other face, and this eye is not the other eye! β
As a result, the eyes of all the passengers in the cabin once again followed the direction that Su Xinyuan raised his hand to point, and at the same time landed somewhere under Qin Luoshan's lower waist, and then he was suddenly stunned, and Ji'er suddenly realized......
In an instant, the passengers suddenly realized, and they all understood the meaning of Su Xinyuan's words.
If he really said it, this so-called "acne" can really be regarded as a disease!
Isn't there a big mountain in the Northeast that says so in the sketch? The long face is pimples, the long waist is called stuffy head, if it is on the eyes of the back face, it is hemorrhoids!
Pimples may not be a disease, but hemorrhoids must be treated!
Thinking like this, when the passengers looked at Su Xinyuan again, their eyes were suddenly different, and even including the thin-lipped beautiful man, there was a hint of suspicion in their eyes.
Although hemorrhoids are not a big problem, the location of the key people is secret, this girl didn't take off her pants and kicked her buttocks to let him carefully observe the "lesion", this kid actually looked at people's faces from a distance across a walkway, and you can know that there is a hemorrhoid in that place?
Do you want to be so mysterious?
Because of this, most of the passengers, including the thin-lipped beautiful man, are actually doubting the authenticity of Su Xinyuan's assertion, even if it is true, it may not be blind.
There are more people with hemorrhoids, maybe he is just trying his luck!
"Your face is just behind you, your ...... Why do you have pimples on your eyes......"
At this time, after Qin Luoshan was stunned for a moment, her face suddenly turned red, and under the mixture of shame and annoyance, she also yelled at Su Xinyuan angrily: "You...... I'm so angry with Miss Ben, stinky rascal, stinky shameless! β
"This is the rhythm of the scoundrels, isn't it? Well, in view of your previous unreasonableness, I have actually guessed this result, but it doesn't matter, justice is in the hearts of the people, you and I just need to understand it in our own hearts, I have already said what I should say, but please be worthy of my heart, as for how you treat this kindness, that's your business......"
Shrugging his shoulders, Su Xinyuan spread his hands again: "Finally, I will give you another piece of advice, your face is slightly yellow in your paleness, although your skin is shiny but the bottom of your skin is dull, the so-called spleen and stomach are on the surface, your digestive system is definitely not very good, and you are impulsive and irritable, this is a false fire inside!" β
"Coupled with the long-term illness and physical weakness caused by the dark disease I mentioned before, you are a symptom of yin deficiency and fire, which is usually manifested as hot flashes all over the body, night sweats, weight loss, dry mouth and throat, five heart irritability, restlessness, red tongue, and thin pulse...... Wait a minute. β
"Therefore, the treatment should be based on the principle of nourishing the blood, nourishing the yin and reducing the fire, and pay attention to the food that clears away heat and defeats the fire, cools the blood and detoxifies the food, as for the lychee......
Speaking of this, Su Xinyuan suddenly paused, shook his head helplessly, and then continued: "One lychee has three fires, even if you like to eat it again, you have to quit this thing...... The statement that lychee dipped in soy sauce can dispel fire is pure nonsense, not only does it have no scientific basis, but it even has an impact on the stomach and intestines, and that's how the pimple behind you came from! β
"Look at your anger is so big, the false fire is very strong...... It's been hurting for a long time, right? Maybe it's not a simple external hemorrhoid, in case you get an internal hemorrhoid or mixed hemorrhoid, it will be troublesome, but I can't do this rash just by looking at the face, you have to kick your face up, pick it open and let me see the lesions......"
Su Xinyuan actually said this casually, as for Qin Luoshan's liking to eat lychees...... Well, he accidentally saw that there were two small pieces of lychee red skin on the upper of this girl's shoes, which were sandwiched between the seams of one side, and there was a little soy sauce stain on the laces, I guess I just ate it before boarding......
However, although Su Xinyuan's words were indeed serious, it was obviously not the case in the ears of others, and even the passengers around him were stunned slightly, and Ji'er cast a contemptuous look at him.