"Sister-in-law, if you come, you will be safe, and you can drink soup with confidence. As long as Ah Yi is in this world for a day, he will not let other women take advantage of Ah Yi. ”

Why does Lan Yi's words sound weird?

Since Lan Yidu had already given me the stairs, before the strong man ripped off my socks, I said, "I'll drink!" ”

After taking a sip of the cartilage broth, the strong man left satisfied.

"Hey, the soup has already been drunk. You can untie the acupoints for us, and then go after untying! ”

However, the footsteps of the strong man did not stop at my shout.

Because the Black Wind Village Master was too fast, I didn't have time to use Ah Yi's exquisite twist to escape.

At this time, Lan Yi and I were like two salted fish lying on the ground motionless. If there is one difference between me and him, it is that I am a salted fish with three circles of fat, while Lan Yi is a salted fish with three circles of skin.

Imagining the picture, I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Lan Yi was surprised: "Sister-in-law, what are you laughing at?" ”

"I'm laughing at salted fish."

Seeing Lan Yi's puzzled gaze, I said, "Little uncle, don't you think that we are like two salted fish now?" I haven't bathed for two days, and my whole body stinks. ”

Lan Yi was silent and blamed himself: "It's Ah Yi who has affected my sister-in-law." ”

"Little uncle, you have also suffered from this matter, okay. If you want to blame Lan Pei, where the road is not good, you have to take a shortcut in the direction of this pheasant mountain. ”

When I finished, there was silence in the room. After a long time, Lan Yi said again: "Sister-in-law, don't blame the eldest brother for today's incident." ”

Actually, I don't blame Lan Pei. Although Lan Pei, like Mrs. Lan, looked down on me at all, he had to marry me because of a marriage letter. But if I were Lan Pei, I wouldn't fall in love with someone who has never been masked. More specifically, in my heart, I only have the great love for the people of my daughter's country, the love of men and women in this place of Holly Town, I don't understand.

I thought for a while and said, "Little uncle, is the matter of the harmony of yin and yang as the Lord of the Black Wind Village said, men can act recklessly, and women can only start from the beginning?" In the memory of "Qiu Xian", it seems that only women are immersed in the pig cage, and it is common for men to look for flowers and ask willows.

Lan Yi smiled lightly when he heard this: "Sister-in-law, this matter is not about the difference between men and women, but about the difference in heart. Isn't the current Black Wind Village Lord acting recklessly? ”

What Lan Yi said seems to have some truth.

"But how many women are as reckless as the Black Wind Village Lord here? If you don't have the ability, the result of an ordinary woman's reckless behavior will only be being immersed in a pig cage. ”

This place is very unfair to women.

I couldn't help but sigh.

On this day, Lan Yi and I lay stiffly on the ground, staring at the beams of the room and chatting without a word.

I'm this big, and it's the first time I've ever slept on the floor.

There was no one in the house to light the candles, and I couldn't see the beams clearly, so I turned my eyes to look out the window at the night.

"Little uncle, have you slept?" I asked tentatively.

"Not yet."

I struggled for a long time, pursed my lips and said, "Little uncle, I'm just making an analogy. If so......"

"What if?"

Now that the words have been said for this part, I took a deep breath and blurted out, "If the Lord of the Black Wind Village is really in harmony with your yin and yang, will you be...... What's the mood? ”

Lan Yi did not answer my question.

After a long time, just when I thought Lan Yi had fallen asleep, his warm voice suddenly sounded in my ears: "Sister-in-law, what is impossible to happen, Ah Yi can't give you an answer." ”

"Yes." I answered, thinking that what Lan Yi said was reasonable.

But for some reason, because he didn't get Lan Yi's affirmative consent, he felt inexplicably lost in his heart. I turned to it and said, "Little uncle, this floor is so cold and hard that I can't sleep at all. Why don't you take advantage of the dark moon and the high wind, and let me sing to you? "Sing and sing, and the loss in your heart will disappear.

It seems that Lan Yi really likes my singing, and he said without the slightest hesitation: "Okay." Ah Yi listened attentively. ”

In ancient times, Yu Boya met Zhongzi, and now I meet my little uncle. I opened my mouth and sang: "The beep road is long, I will go up and down and seek ......"

However, in this reckless black wind village, before I finished singing for the first time, I saw someone throw fresh eggs from the window.

Fortunately, the place where Lan Yi and I lay flat was far away from the window, and the eggs couldn't hit us.

The sound of broken eggs doesn't interrupt my singing.

When I sang it for the third time, someone threw a salted fish into the window in addition to the egg. It seems that Lan Yi and I have one more little friend tonight, so I pumped my mouth and continued to sing.

When I sang it for the fifth time, the black wind lord suddenly broke in.

"If you don't shut up, I'll throw you into the woods to feed the wolves!" The Lord of the Black Wind Village said through gritted teeth while carrying the lantern.

"I heard that you have eaten all the game on this pheasant mountain. Are there still wild wolves in the woods? Why haven't I heard the wolf howl? ”

Hearing my words, the forehead of the Lord of the Black Wind Village jumped with green tendons. She raised her forehead and said, "Even if there are wild wolves, they are scared away by your singing." If you dare to make such a life-threatening song again, believe it or not, the old lady will stuff the stinky socks into your mouth. ”

A song that makes life worse than death......

At first glance, the owner of this black powder village knew that he had never entered the school, and he couldn't even use idioms. But the smell of stinky socks, Princess Ben never wanted to try it in her life. I hurriedly said, "This floor is cold and hard, and if I can't sleep, I won't be able to sing." ”

"You ......"

Only then did the owner of the Black Wind Village realize that Lan Yi and I were still lying flat on the ground, so he picked up Lan Yi and threw it on the soft bed.

As for why she didn't throw me into bed.

The reason is so hurtful that I don't want to say.

Anyway, in the end, I was carried to the soft bed by two strong men who volunteered to come.

The night was quiet, and without my singing, I could even faintly hear Lan Yi's breathing in my ears.

At this time, Lan Yi and I were two salted fish side by side on a soft bed. Although Lan Yi's face was close at hand, because the light was too dim, I couldn't look down on his expression at this time, but I could smell the faint medicinal fragrance from him.

The soft bed in Black Wind Village was much more comfortable than the old wooden bed, but now I vaguely listened to Lan Yi's breathing, and it became more and more difficult to fall asleep.

This is the first time I have slept in bed with someone since I was a child after sleeping in the same bed with my second sister and taking away her quilt and punching her a few times, thinking about it, I am still a little excited. But fortunately, now that I am not only pointed, tied up by five flowers, but also drank cartilage soup, it is difficult to wrap Lan Yi's quilt and punch him a few times.

I don't know how long it took, but I still couldn't sleep, and I tentatively called again: "Little uncle, have you slept?" ”

After a long time this time, the answer to me was still Lan Yi's steady breathing.

I kept my eyes open until dawn that night. As everyone knows, Lan Yi beside him just closed his eyes until dawn.

"The first talent in Holly Town, since you have slept enough, you should get up and accompany your sister to carry out activities."

The door snapped and was opened from the outside by the owner of the Black Wind Village. If the owner of the Black Wind Village I saw yesterday was a woman with a disheveled head, then the owner of the Black Wind Village I saw this morning was a woman with green silk and high hair, sideburns like clouds, and a heroic but charming woman. At this time, she was wearing a goose yellow gauze dress, which made her skin like congealed fat fairer.

If it weren't for the conspicuous gold medal in front of the neck of the owner of Black Wind Village, I would have mistakenly thought that the woman in front of me was a girl from a good family who had been taken captive to Black Wind Village.

Seeing that I was staring straight at her in a daze, the owner of the Black Wind Village trembled, and immediately hugged his arms to cover his crisp breasts revealing a touch of spring light.

"Little girl, I'll tell you clearly, I only like men, I don't bend."

I was stunned, and then snorted coldly: "Even if you like men or women, you don't have anything to do with me." Three times the ransom plus thirty catties of baked cakes, how about letting me and my little uncle leave? ”

"Little girl, are you stupid for me?" Feng Sa pointed at me and Lan Yi: "Why did I receive three times the ransom and thirty catties of biscuits, two of you?" ”

"How much else do you want to charge?"

Feng Sa said confidently: "Naturally, it's twice the ransom and twenty catties of baked cakes!" ”

“……”

It's not that I think she's stupid, it's that she's really stupid.

Since it was a bargain, I naturally had to reluctantly say, "Okay then." ”

I was full of joy and looked forward to Feng Sa letting me and Lan Yi leave, but Feng Sa frowned and muttered, "But what is this village going to do with so much ransom and baked cakes?" The ransom received this year has been able to support the expenses of Heifeng Village for three years, and I am just here to try something new for my brothers. Now I am not short of money or baked cakes, only men, especially those like your little uncle. ”

My heart sank.

I hurriedly said: "Why don't you let me and my little uncle leave, and if you want a man who can recite poetry, I'll go to the Xiaoqi Pavilion to find it for you!" ”

Feng Sa was furious when he heard this: "Little girl, who am you and me as a sister?" I'm a mountain bandit, I'm looking for a little guy, sister, I don't know if I'm going to rob it? For the sake of you and me, you can go. When I get tired of this No. 1 talent in Holly Town, I'll send him back unscathed, so you don't have to worry. ”