Chapter 91: Misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding!

Daniel knew that he would be beaten, but he didn't dare to run further after thinking about it for a long time.

Early in the morning, he dropped Lux off at school, and sat stupidly in the villa, waiting for the army to ask for the guilt.

Unexpectedly, at the last nine o'clock, only one Tony came.

He immediately felt extremely lucky, he thought he would be beaten by the group, and the corners of his lips subconsciously rose by an arc.

However, when he saw Tony walking towards him with a blank face and a menacing face, he couldn't help but be a little timid.

He turned and ran, turning his head and shouting as he ran: "Honey, calm down! Calm down, we have something to talk about......"

"Say what? Say how did you give me the medicine? Tony simply laughed, took off his coat as he walked, threw it on the ground when he was done, ripped off his tie, rolled up his sleeves, and planned to raise his fists and clean him up before saying anything else.

Daniel's heart was weak, and he didn't dare to fight back like before, so he could only support the table in the living room with both hands, going back and forth in circles, and not forgetting Jì's sweet words: "I apologize, I apologize...... Tony dear, I'm not in a hurry to get married...... I love you so much that I desperately want to triple bond with you spiritually, physically, and legally for eternity ^_^...... It's all because of love! The power of love! ”

"Thick-skinned enough..."Tony sneered, "Still love, are you sure you don't want to kill me?" ”

"How so? Except for the later marriage robbery, weren't we all smooth and smooth at the beginning? ”

Daniel blinked his blue eyes and said curtly.

"Do you call that shun? Don't you go online? Look at what they said about me under that popular video yesterday? Dementia? Crazy happy to get married? Selingzhi ...... I'm going to get married in my life, and I was made by you, and I went straight to the Internet popular emoji package (Tony Stark's eyes are crazy. JPG, Tony Stark's expression is blurred. JPG…… ）？ ”

"Uh......" The expression and demeanor of the person who took the aphrodisiac are a little mentally retarded, and Daniel still knows a little.

But the problem is, it's not for marriage, the groom's wedding scene is silly, and it doesn't hurt.

Well, that's someone else's groom, not the famous, brilliant Iron Man.

But who would have known that so much could have happened yesterday...... An ordinary registered marriage, the whole United States knows it, what else is the hot search list, the popular video No.1.

How boring are the American people?

"What else do you have to say?"

"That...... I'll let you beat it, let's write it off, okay? Daniel pinched the tablecloth and stood across from him.

His eyes widened nervously: "I...... I promise not to fight back. ”

"Fighting, it's that simple?" Tony raised an eyebrow mockingly.

“…… You...... You...... You can hit the nail on the head. Daniel grimaced, and when he said this, he felt that his heart was dripping blood.

"Then you won't come and get beaten?"

Daniel cried and moved over step by step, and when he saw Tony's hand move, he cried out, "...... It hurts, ahhhh ”

“…… What the hell is your name? I haven't started playing ...... yet."

“…… It's okay, I... I'll just warm up first......"

Under Tony's "Are you stupid" gaze, Daniel pretended to do two squats to stand up, and then did a left and right lunge, and then a chest expansion exercise.

Tony said: "I don't have any fluctuations in my heart, and I still want to laugh a little.

Daniel said with a bitter face: Don't stare at me like this, my big eyes are weird, I'm scared to pee!

The two men are caught in an embarrassing situation.

In the end, it was Tony who moved.

Although the atmosphere of the environment has been fully ...... Crooked.

But he still thinks that he should continue to beat, otherwise, next time he may come up with something, he must first remember the pain, and then study the previous marriage.

It's not that he doesn't want to get married, he didn't mention it before, he really just forgot about it.

But the problem is, this way of getting married...... MDZZ, a lifetime of black history!

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he was ready to be ruthless.

But, presumably, too ...... Well, because of the 'nervousness', as soon as he raised his hand, Daniel's side showed an expression like he was about to burst into tears, and the blue-eyed little animal looked at him in panic, and he held his head with his hands and shouted "Ahhhh......h

The corners of Tony's mouth twitched, and he lifted his legs......

The other head squatted directly on the ground, stretched out his arm, and hugged his raised thigh very shamelessly, miserable "Ahhh I know it's wrong! ”

Tony shook his leg twice, but didn't shake the person off.

Indifferent. JPG: 'Oh your sister! I haven't even touched you with a finger, and it's not over! ’

Over the next fifteen minutes, Tony finally saw what 'shameless' meant.

Daniel began to sing a one-man show in a different way, and he was so grief-stricken that he screamed as if he was going to die: "Ahh......hhhhhh Please, don't fight...... I don't dare, I don't dare anymore...... Ahhh......h I know wrong...... Don't hit...... Please...... Ahhh......h

The most amazing thing is that he is not a trench, he also knows how to change tones.

From the beginning of the breath, to the middle of the miserable and dying, to the end, after a few poignant trebles, another weak breath like a gossamer voice......

'You're so good at playing!' One person can top a drama troupe! ’

Tony gritted his teeth and thought, however, after opening his five fingers and covering his face with his palms, his heart was broken and wanted to laugh.

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"Shall we go in and stop it?" Clint outside the villa asked a little unbearably.

Because Tony won't let them beat Daniel in groups.

So, Iron Man bravely took the initiative to stand up and fight them. (Actually, after a while, everyone was not so angry, it was just a general exchange.) ）

After that, the matter was barely in the past.

But Clint was still a little unwilling, and felt that he hadn't been angry enough.

Therefore, he fooled everyone of the Avengers to watch the 'Tony beating scene'.

Before coming, he swore and sneered and said to everyone: "Look, don't look at the iron can, he looks conceited and fierce, but he can't do it at all!" In the end, it's definitely not going to happen, and I bet that Daniel's bastard won't get the slightest lesson. ”

Natasha was noncommittal.

Steve, on the other hand, said bluntly, "I don't approve of corporal punishment. But it is true that Daniel should not be forgiven so simply, we should be reasonable and sue him, he has done wrong, and he needs to admit his mistake and correct it. ”

The Winter Soldier glanced at him, but didn't speak.

Then, with a light and nimble approach, Natasha threw a couple of bugs on the windowsill of the villa.

Because Tony is good at high-tech products, they don't go too far, they just want to listen to the corner.

Sure enough, it didn't disappoint them.

(Insert an advertisement: Aegis high-quality bugging, excellent quality, excellent sound effects, choose Aegis, listen to what you want to hear!) ）

About ten minutes after Tony entered, he heard Daniel start screaming inside, one after the other, and Clint was a little uncomfortable.

This man with a cold appearance, occasionally a cheap mouth, but actually a soft heart, suddenly put his previous anger behind.

He even involuntarily became indignant: "Is the iron can so stingy? Just a trivial matter, actually such a ruthless hand? Daniel is usually so good to him, and he has no conscience......"

His inconsistent attitude made Natasha smile at him involuntarily.

Clint immediately turned his head away in embarrassment.

On the other side, if it weren't for the screaming finally stopped, Steve, who was dragged by them, couldn't help but be about to hold the shield.

Whatever the reason, the captain hates violence.

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Did Daniel stop screaming because Tony finally couldn't bear to stop him?

Not.

When he performed the scene of 'the poor man was beaten and dying, half dead, but still begging his lover not to leave', Tony finally gave up.

He felt stupid to stand there, and he couldn't bear to go upstairs and find a quiet room for a while.

However, Daniel continued to scream professionally while covering his face, 'Ahhhh Kill me! Don't go, don't go......'s perseverance to catch up.

You can't get carried away too much.

Daniel screamed out of fear at first, then on purpose.

Seeing that Tony couldn't do anything about himself, he started playing, and the result was ...... When I went upstairs, I was too focused on acting, stepped on the air, and fell to the ground without death, and directly boneed three or four steps, and my face hit the ground first......

Even a few steps couldn't be broken, but when he raised his head, his nose bleeded for a long time, and his forehead was still blue, and he looked very pitiful.

This time it was a terrible scream: 'It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!! ’

Tony rolled his eyes at the ceiling.

At this moment, he just wanted to smile and say: deserve it!

However, there was no chance.

A police car whistle sounded from far and near, and then the police began to shout outside the door: "Please open the door, someone called the police to say that there was a violent and illegal incident in the house." ”

'Violence you sister, a bunch of fools! Tony's expression was haughty, and he didn't want to pay attention to it at all.

Daniel, who has always been good at dealing with people, heard that he was a police officer, but he thought it was better to deal with it.

"You don't have to worry about it, I'll take a look." He wiped his face with his sleeve and said neatly.

Without waiting for Tony to stop him, he ran to open the door with a bloody face, and explained: "No, no, you misunderstood, we didn't break the law, we just quarreled normally......"

Although Tony was angry, he never questioned 'getting married'.

As a result, Daniel was in a very good mood despite the pain of the fall.

Therefore, he explained (showing off) with a smile and said: "My husband and I just quarreled, and we only got married yesterday, although the quarrel is a bit fierce, but we will definitely reconcile soon......"

Gotcha, it's over!

The policemen's eyes lit up instantly: Husband? Look at this face of blood, domestic violence! Domestic violence just after getting married! Or intra-family violence!

As we all know, in the United States, it is okay for couples to quarrel, but absolutely absolutely absolutely never to do it.

The punishment for domestic violence in the United States is even heavier than stealing, and it has always been known to the outside world that 'American society has zero tolerance for domestic violence'.

Once someone is found injured and suspected of being abused by the family, passers-by, neighbors, and doctors are obliged to help call the police.

Moreover, not only that, once the police are called, the beater will be taken away by the police, even if the victim says not to prosecute, it is useless.

Only the prosecutor in charge of the case has the right to decide whether to prosecute the case, and basically, the sentence will be based on the severity of the injuries, and in addition to fines and education, the severe person may also have to spend a year in prison.

Originally, before that, there was no law on same-sex families, and loopholes could be exploited.

But just two weeks ago, same-sex and transgender families were also added to the law, just in time, during the official implementation period.

Therefore, the 'same-sex family domestic violence case' in front of me can be done as a typical example. [Note 1]

A policewoman took the lead in hugging Daniel and said softly and motherly: "My poor child, don't be afraid! With us here, that scum can't beat you anymore. ”

Then, three or four male policemen rushed in...... They rushed in...... rushed in......

With Daniel in a daze, they took their guns and escorted Iron Man, who was not wearing steel armor, out.

When everyone came out, the expressions on their faces were very excited and excited.

They had 'Big News, Tony Stark' written on each of their faces...... Iron Man, he players are violent'.

Tony was escorted, and when he passed Daniel, his lungs were about to explode: "You said I abused you? ”

Daniel shouted in horror, "No, no, I didn't...... Wait, you guys got it wrong! You caught the wrong person, I fell, I fell myself! I really fell on my own! Don't arrest him~! Misunderstand! It's all a misunderstanding! ”

The policewoman hugged him tenderly and patiently comforted: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, he won't hurt you!" I'll connect you with the 'Domestic Violence Coalition New York', there are a lot of people out there who are going through something like you, but don't be afraid, everyone will help you when the time comes." Don't be afraid, don't be afraid......"