After throwing the nuclear weapon-map to Qin Mao, Xia Bilei was completely out of pressure, thinking about delicious and fun all day long. The money that went to Zhuangzhou was already enough, and Qin Mao, who had a habit of cleanliness, refused to put cured meat and salted fish on the carriage. For this reason, he also bought a bunch of things and tried to fill the space in the carriage, so that he was more and more comfortable to sit in the carriage, and there was no shortage of coffee tables, games, and small stoves that could make tea.

"The hawthorn is delicious, the winter melon sugar is too sweet, I still prefer to eat the candied ......plum with osmanthus flowers," Xia Bilei said vaguely, sweet with a little sour is her favorite.

"I've heard that the lotus cake of Songyuean tastes amazing." The little fat man also came over, chewing lotus root candy in his mouth.

"Why don't you take a detour?" Xia Bilei looked at Qin Mao and Shusheng expectantly, "It's just that it's a nunnery there, do you want a woman to dress up as a man, no, a man dresses up as a woman." ”

Shusheng's face is dark, don't tell me that you are a slip of the tongue, you have always thought that we are girls in your heart.

Qin Mao's hand clenched the reins, "Don't go!" "He won't even die pretending to be a woman anymore.

It's right not to go, the book stared at the heartless little fat man and Xia Bilei bitterly, such an important map is on the carriage, how can you not do it, he can't sleep all night, I'm afraid that someone will steal it, not to mention, and then chop them up! Is it easy for him, all night long I dreamed that he was chopped into meat puree and then made into meat patties and fed to dogs.

Xia Bilei leaned over and sold her cuteness to Qin Mao, her voice was so sweet that she could drop honey, "Ah Mao, I want to eat lotus cakes......"

"Well, I'll go to Zhuangzhou to buy you crispy beef patties, scallion patties, and Xianghe patties......" Qin Mao stated various delicacies one by one, causing Xia Bilei to swallow her saliva non-stop.

The little fat man was even more drooling, and slapped the table arrogantly, "Let's go, let's hurry up to Zhuangzhou, why do you have this expression?" Don't like to eat cakes? ”

"Hehe, no love for meatloaf." Shusheng's face is ugly, can you stop talking about meatloaf.

"The reason for weight loss? You're fatter and more manly, this mung bean cake is for you. The little fat man looked at his thin figure with disgust, and straightened his stomach proudly again.

Thank you, Lao Tzu is a standard figure, "You have to change into women's clothes after you arrive in Zhuangzhou." Shusheng unceremoniously took the mung bean cake and started eating, and said vaguely, "Be careful to make the Ten Thousand Year Ship." ”

Qin Mao snorted, he naturally knew that he couldn't fall short, but ...... He really didn't want to pretend to be a woman anymore.

**

As long as Xia Bilei and the little fat man no longer suddenly wanted to find out where there was something delicious and ran over happily, their speed was really not slow. Compared to before, the speed of the carriage is now very fast. After Shusheng took over the fat horse Xiaohei's diet, the horse lost weight miraculously and became a vigorous horse.

"It's strange, our food is also under your control, why are you fat and not thin?" Xia Bilei looked suspicious.

"Oh, it's easy, because he always eats for himself." The book voice said calmly, looking down and taking a brush to brush off all the weeds and other things on the horse's body.

"Sister Bilei, what did you say?" The little fat man biting on the mung bean cake poked his head out of the carriage, and only a little crumb remained of the oiled paper containing the mung bean cake in his hand.

"I remember this mung bean cake comes in a pack of ten?" Xia Bilei muttered, she ate one, the book sounded two, Qin Mao took a bite and wanted to throw it away, disgusted with too much oil and too sweet, and was snatched and swallowed by the little fat man, which means that the little fat man actually ate seven!

"Will you be able to eat?" Xia Bilei looked suspicious, "What I eat tonight is stir-fried rabbit meat." ”

The little fat man patted his fat little belly, and a wave of flesh rippled through his clothes, "No problem, three bowls of rice are all right!" ”

"Huh." Shusheng immediately chewed on a full meal, "That's why he can never lose weight, unless he gets a chew too." ”

The little fat man was so frightened that the mung bean cakes fell, and he hurriedly went back, but his mouth couldn't stop, and he would rather die than lose weight.

Xiao Hei looked at him pitifully, since this human came, he had been chewing, and he could no longer live the days of eating and pulling and leaving whenever he wanted. The little fat man cast a sympathetic gaze but he didn't dare to feed it sweets anymore, and the book said that if Xiao Hei was slow, he would have to go down to pull the carriage instead of Xiao Hei, and the dead friends would not die and the poor Dao, Xiao Hei, you go bravely! It's a big deal, I'll find you a few more mares to open a harem in the future.

**

I'm going to Zhuangzhou tomorrow, the group discussed, Qin Mao is reluctant to pretend to be a woman, joke, go to Zhuangzhou to find the shop of the little fat man's family, he will be able to return to the capital soon if he has money and connections, so he should not be ashamed!

So everyone decided to pretend to be a beggar, Xia Bilei touched her bare scalp, what should she pretend to be, pretend to be a monk? No, she went to Zhuangzhou to release her natural nature to eat meat, and she could only gnaw vegetables while pretending to be a monk.

Why don't you wear a hat, just hesitating, the little fat man's eyes lit up, "Sister Bilei, pretend to be a beggar, I haven't pretended to be a beggar since I was so old." ”

Hehe, the corners of Shusheng's mouth twitched, who can raise such a beggar, it doesn't look like it. The sound of the book popped up in his heart, and he came over with a set of beggar clothes, and lit up all the skills of the old mother, little princesses, you can wear women's clothes and men's clothes if you want to wear men's clothes or men's clothes, and I am so omnipotent!

"This dress is too torn and dirty." The three children took a step back in obvious disgust.

"Don't worry, it's dirty on the outside and absolutely clean on the inside!"

"It's good that it doesn't smell weird." Qin Mao took it very reluctantly.

"I always feel that it will make my beauty drop, no, I have to go to the river to take a picture first." Xia Bilei muttered to herself.

"Ah, I don't even have black skin." Xia Bilei was surprised, the last black skin on the top of her head also faded, the person in the water was white and beautiful, as long as she didn't look at the big sparkling bald head, it was perfect, "Chubby, it seems that you don't have to sacrifice yourself to marry me." "With this appearance, even if it is crooked, it is a proper white rich beauty!

The little fat man immediately took over the conversation and patted the ass, "This is a sacrifice, this is clearly a peerless beauty who tosses and turns!" ”

Xia Bilei's heart was overjoyed, "Well said! For the sake of your sweet mouth, if you can't marry a wife one day, I'll sacrifice it! ”

Qin Mao looked at the little fat man with a smile, "Bi Lei don't worry, Fat Pang will definitely have a group of wives and concubines in the future." "Even if he doesn't want to, his sworn brother will stuff him with women, there are not many in the palace, and there are the most palace maids!

The little fat man was so happy that his eyes narrowed into a slit, "You really have vision, you know that I will definitely be a beautiful man when I grow up, haha, when a bunch of girls cry and shout to marry me, it's really annoying that I don't know which one to choose...... But Mao has to be careful, no girl wants to marry......"

The corners of Xia Bilei's mouth twitched, she really couldn't imagine the appearance of a little fat man becoming a handsome guy, "Don't worry, Chubby, Ah Mao, a woman with an upside-down appearance, don't have too many ......"

The little fat man said, "How can a woman be willing to marry a man who is more beautiful than herself, isn't this looking at people's hearts?" It's good for men to be manly, just like me! "The little fat man originally wanted to be very stiff and had a chest that had eaten well recently and had grown a lot of meat, but his belly was too big, and he looked like he was holding his belly, and he was still pregnant for nearly ten months.

Qin Mao grinded his teeth, last time he said that he was a sissy and unmanly person, it seems that he was brought to the palace to be a father-in-law, hmph, no one has shown off his masculinity in front of him since then.

Seeing his murderous face, Xia Bilei hurriedly comforted him and said, "Don't worry, Ah Mao must be chased by many girls to marry, who is there no one and me, if I can marry Ah Mao, it is simply a blessing that fell from the sky......"

Yanfu? The corners of Qin Mao's mouth twitched, her sister couldn't scold or beat, so her murderous gaze swept to the little fat man, and she was so frightened that her skin and flesh shook before she was slightly satisfied, "Don't be poor, let's hurry." ”

Xia Bilei reluctantly glanced at herself in the water, and smeared the bottom of the pot with ash on her face.

Qin Mao's face softened, and he also smeared a layer of ash on his face, "When I return to the capital, when Sister Bilei wears gold and silver, she is so beautiful that no one will dare to beat you." ”

Xia Bilei smiled happily, "It's okay, this ash is still beautiful, there is a kind of mask that is made of mud to cover the face and whiten." ”

At this time, even the little fat man was moved, and secretly decided that he would definitely dress up Sister Bilei beautifully when he had the opportunity in the future, and it would not be in vain for her "white lies" today. ”

Xia Bilei: ...... Why is it that no one believes the truth?

The three of them returned to the beggar shape, and Qin Mao's eyes were half-squinted as usual, wiping his face with dust, trying to cover up his appearance.

**

The prosperity of Zhuangzhou is beyond everyone's imagination, with people coming and going, and traffic is busy. Although they were tempted by the fragrance of Little Chaos, Hu Cake, Osmanthus Cake and so on along the way, they still resolutely went to find the shop of the little fat man's family.

"Found it, Pawnshop of the Four Seas!" The little fat man was pleasantly surprised, and was about to rush in, when he was pulled by the collar of his clothes by the sound of the book, "Wait a minute, this is too blatant, in less than half a day, everyone knows that there are a few beggars in the pawnshop all over the world, so I'll be the contact person." ”

So the little fat man and the others found an inconspicuous place to nest, and it didn't take long for the sound of the book to come back, and the fat shopkeeper followed behind.

"Uncle Luo......" The little fat man rushed over with tears and snot, and the shopkeeper, who was also so fat that his eyes and nose were in a ball, also rushed up to hug the little fat man, "Young master, ......"

The scene should be very touching, right, but no matter how hard the two fat people with the same big bellies hug, they were blocked by their stomachs, and the posture of the guide zhì could not be tightly combined, how could they be so happy.

"Young master, you've lost weight." Since he couldn't hug his young master more deeply, Shopkeeper Luo simply took his hand, and his eyes were not too much merciful Xia Bilei couldn't see it, but the tears like streams looked very sincere, "Since you disappeared, your father asked the shopkeeper of the whole Liang shop to help find you, I can't find Zhuangzhou and Fang Li for a hundred miles, I can't find it more than ten times, I didn't expect you to beg all the way here, young master...... My poor master, Uncle Luo feels distressed when he thinks of your sin, woo, the old lady must be even more sad......"