33. Chapter 33
Although it is said so, since there is nothing that can't be let go of participating in reality shows, basically sitting on the mat and taking off shoes and socks, because there is no confidence in themselves, so most of them are required to try to see if they can do it, and the most important thing is that you can't use your hands in the rules, and you can't use your hands in the rules, even if you use your hands.
Then the egg pain began, except for Xia Rui, the team was basically men, and the fattest of them was Jiang Tao, but generally most of these movements have to be pulled or people who have practiced yoga will be better at it, and the difficulty will increase under the rule that you can't use your hands, and it will be a wail in an instant.
"I got the bite!"
This kind of action is not much difficult for Xia Rui at all, she just braces her hands directly on the ground, and then as soon as her feet are lifted and her body is bent, she directly bites the lollipop added to the middle of the big mother's toes into her mouth.
"......" so fast!
Song Yang and the others looked at Xia Rui who stood up with a lollipop over there, and their faces were shocked, this is only a blink of an eye!
"Sure enough, it's the little princess with a knock on the legs!" Song Yang leaned back and panted, "The director can't do this, the little girl still knows how to dance with soft bones, it's not too simple to do this kind of thing, okay!" My bones are stiff, how can I bend them? β
The director looked at Song Yang over there but didn't say anything, and his expression was obviously watching their liveliness.
"Director, you said you can't use your hands, didn't you say you can't let others help, right?" Jiang Tao, who was panting, really couldn't do it, his shining three-layer belly, as soon as he bent over, how could he bite, unless it was to break his bones, he couldn't do it anyway.
"That's right, the director, you only said that you can't use your hands, but you didn't say that you can't let people help!" Li Junen was also so tired that he didn't even lick it, and the whole person was about to collapse, let alone a minute, even if he was alone, he couldn't do it for ten minutes!
"Yes, yes, that's it, Xia Rui, you bite it yourself first, and then come directly to help." He Nan also said, "Otherwise, it's too difficult, this can't be done at all!" β
"It's not impossible, it's just that when you try to lift your feet up, I'll help you press them down? Or am I carrying your feet and pushing you down? Xia Rui didn't have any opinions.
It's actually fine if you do this kind of thing often, but the problem is that if you never do stretching, it's a bit ...... to do it all of a sudden
"Let's come along." Song Yang and the others said in unison.
"Okay, you endure a little pain." Xia Rui asked the director, they asked for a wet tissue and pinched it in their hands.
"Okay, so let's start the timer now?" The director didn't stop them either.
Before the director's timer started, Xia Rui made the scheduled action again, and when the director shouted the start, she had completed the task almost in two or three seconds, and then turned to Song Yang next to her in an instant, and lifted Song Yang's feet with the hand holding the wet tissue, and pressed Song Yang's back with one hand.
Song Yang almost rolled his eyes at that moment, and instead of rejoicing when he bit the candy, he screamed miserably, while Xia Rui had already concocted the same way and went towards the next person.
By the time the director pressed the stop timer, the men on the field were basically left screaming.
"At that moment just now, I felt like I was dying...... Jiang Tao fell to the ground and didn't know if he was hurting his back or legs now, although he bit the sugar, it was really painful." When I get back, I'm going to do yoga. β
"My tears are coming out." Li Junen was also lying on the ground and couldn't move at all, feeling that the whole person was almost numb, and the pain was not good.
"I hurt too, it hurts so much. Director, how could you come up with such a thing! He Nan also said, "I don't even know if it's a back pain, a leg pain, or a foot pain now." "Anyway, it hurts there, and there's nothing that doesn't hurt at all.
Xu Yifan is also a little painful, but it is nothing compared to others, after all, he has practiced dancing, so his situation is much better than others, but Xia Rui's move is really not an ordinary neatness, that action is completely done in an instant, and there is no effort to prepare, so he has to let them take a breath first, just now he saw that the first few people in front of him rolled their eyes when Xia Rui started, and they almost foamed at the mouth.
"Xia Rui, next time you say hello and then do this, brother, I was not prepared in my heart, and I almost didn't catch my breath just now." Jiang Tao looked at Xia Rui, who was standing aside with a wet tissue to wipe his hands and a lollipop in his mouth, and said, "Brother, I have a lot of meat, I'll go lose weight when I go back." β
"It's useless to be mentally prepared, the more you prepare, the more nervous you will become." Xia Rui said vaguely, "This is actually very simple, just start hard and fast." β
"But, we'll have to take a breath if we hang ourselves!" Li Junen shook his hands and put on his socks, and said, it was really painful and dying just now, but it was okay after relieving himself, but this kind of thing must not come a second time, and I can't afford it again.
Xia Rui nodded, indicating that she knew, "Okay, next time I must let you get ready first." β
"Don't do it next time......," He Nan said in a trembling voice, "I'll definitely practice yoga when I get back." β
The rest of the people also have palpitations, it hurts, it really hurts just now, they are about to lose their breath, they have to practice yoga when they go back, and the ghost knows if the film crew will come up with something difficult.
"How's the director?" After everyone came to their senses, they looked at the director holding the timer, "It must have passed, right?" β
If it's more than a minute, you won't have to do it again, right? That's really going to hurt the eggs, and they can't come again.
"42.36 seconds!" The director looked sorry, originally thought that he could make it difficult and difficult again, mainly because there was a little princess in the team, and this kind of activity was not difficult for her at all, and she must set a little more difficult when she waited until the next time.
It's really not easy!
The people who were shining with tears sighed infinitely, this is simply good! It's going crazy to the rhythm, but fortunately, I finally got the right to use the minivan, and if the convertible truck wouldn't be more embarrassing, what if someone took a picture of that face.
The filming was paused a little before getting into the car, and the director also arranged for things like follow-up, after all, there were still assistants and agents of these stars present.
After the filming was suspended, those agents were distressed, but the contracts had already been signed, but they didn't expect the program team to play so big this time.
Chen Nan looked at Xia Rui and asked in a whisper, "Why don't I buy you something to eat now?" I think this time the show team is planning to play a little different from the first two seasons, can you? If you can't do it......"
If you really can't do it, you will quit, Chen Nan originally wanted to say such a sentence, but Xia Rui waved his hand, "I have already decided to come to participate, how can I temporarily say that I will not shoot because of these things, but I will definitely have breakfast next time before participating in the shooting!" β
Although the feeling of being hungry is indeed not very pleasant, but when she thinks that everyone is hungry, Xia Rui's psychology is somewhat balanced after thinking about it, everyone is the same, so there is nothing to say, and she sees that other people don't mean to quit, just she is here alone yelling to quit, what does that look like? If you want to play, you have to be able to afford it!
"You go back to the capital, I still have Ye Huan here." Xia Rui said, "I'm okay, anyway, the program team can't really make us hungry completely, right!" β
Chen Nan thought about it, the program team should not be able to destroy humanity to that Cheng DΓΉ, no matter what, the people who participate in the show are all artists, at most, it is a little difficult, and it is impossible to really let the artists participating in the show do anything.
"Then I really don't want to buy you something to eat?" Chen Nan asked, "If you don't eat some secretly now, you won't be in the camera when the time comes." β
Xia Rui wanted to say yes, but after looking at the director who was looking at her and Chen Nan from the side, the director still had a little scheming smile on the corner of her mouth, she shook her head, forget it, you should starve to death if you don't eat a meal, now it's better to think about how to solve it at lunchtime!
When the artists and their agents said goodbye, the director gave an order, re-entered the filming period, gave them the destination this time, and let the artists get in the car first, and the director team's car drove in front of the shooting.
This time it was He Nan who was driving, basically everyone except Xia Rui had a driver's license, but Xu Yifan had taken his driver's license for less than a year, and it was not possible to drive a highway. So Xia Rui and Xu Yifan were excluded from the list of drivers.
Cameras have also been set up on the car, and the situation in the car is basically being filmed.
When I got in the car and started it, I found that there was a new problem, not enough oil.
Seeing the numbers on the fuel meter, everyone's faces are about to turn green, according to the navigation instructions, it takes almost two hours to drive to the destination designated by the program team, and the display on the fuel meter doesn't know if it can be enough.
"Director, you really lack virtue in the five elements, are there any gas, how can you let us drive it, if you stop on the highway halfway, what will you do then?" Song Yang, who was just about to get into the car, saw that the number on the fuel gauge was no longer on the car, so he turned his head and roared at the car of the film crew in front of him.
"Wait, there's a toll for getting on the highway, right?" Xu Yifan said, "We don't have any moneyβ"
"No, no, no, now there is no toll on the high-speed during the eleventh long holiday, and you can get on the high-speed." Xia Rui sat in the co-pilot, she looked at the car's fuel gauge, "According to the current amount of fuel and then according to the displacement of our car, Brother He Nan, you try to maintain a constant speed when driving, don't brake or step on the accelerator suddenly, you can still get there, but it is not excluded that there are other situations on the road, such as traffic jams, under normal circumstances, the fuel consumption of the van is relatively low, as long as Brother He Nan, your driving habits are good enough." β
"......" Although Xia Rui's words are indeed good, He Nan didn't know why he became more and more nervous after she said this, which meant that he had to be cautious when driving, and he was much more tired than usual.
"Brothers, why don't any of you open it, why do I think my hands are shaking after Xiao Xia said this!" He Nan said, "What if it can't be opened? β
"You can drive it, you can open it!" Song Yang, Jiang Tao and Li Junen all hurriedly resigned, no matter who they changed to drive at this time, they had to be under a lot of pressure, this pressure was too great.
"Brother He Nan, if you don't drive the car, it will also consume fuel." Xia Rui pointed out another fact, "Brothers, if you think about this problem again, then the fuel in our car will really be insufficient, and it will really be possible to stop on the highway at that time, how dangerous it is!" β
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What a little knife expert!
He Nan was said by Xia Rui, and suddenly stepped on the accelerator and drove the car out, and after getting on the road, He Nan kept in mind what Xia Rui just said, and kept a constant speed without stepping on the accelerator and not braking suddenly. Because of the early morning, there are quite few cars in the entire Anseong, and there are gradually more cars until the entrance of the expressway, but now this time is not the first two days of the long holiday, so the highway intersection is not too congested.
When driving along the way, everyone in the car is also talking and laughing, although at first we are not very familiar, but after chatting on the road for a while, it can be regarded as having some concepts of each other, although there is no money on the body, and there is no food, this is also a rare thing for them, this is poorer than the poor travel, the poor travel is good and there is some money but the funds are not so much, they are a good group, that is not a dime on the body.
"Let's forget if our breakfast is gone, how to solve this lunch problem in a while? According to the frenzied Cheng dΓΉ of the program group, just like Xiao Xia said, it may be the lack of virtue in the five elements! Song Yang and Li Junen sat in the back row and asked the people in front, "What do you think?" You can't be hungry all the time, can you? I don't think the program team is such a kind person, I don't know how to toss us in the afternoon, next time we must have a full breakfast, and I won't listen to the program team anymore, I didn't expect to wait here to pit us! β
When the program team announced that they should not eat breakfast, the six of them basically thought that they were going to let them taste Anseong's special breakfast, but it turned out to make them hungry! It's just too dark.
"So what are you going to do? Ask people what they want to eat? Xu Yifan's face was also a little strange when he thought of this, he really didn't ask anyone for food when he was so big, and he didn't know how to speak for a while.
"Xu Yifan, your combination is so popular, maybe you will meet your fans in a while, or you go and brush some face cards!" Xia Rui lay on the seat and looked at the four people behind her, "And Brother Jiang Tao, you are the number one candidate for a good son-in-law in the minds of mothers, and there will definitely be mothers who will eat your set at that time, so I will follow the two of you at that time, do you think it's okay?" β
"Isn't that okay?" Xu Yifan said squirmingly, asking fans about things like swiping face cards, is this something he can do as an idol? Just thinking about it makes me feel like I can't do it.
"Then if you don't swipe your face card, then you can only sell your art!" Xia Rui said.
"Selling?" The crowd was taken aback.
"Let's set a price now, how much is a hug, how much is a love song sing, etc., what do you think? I think we will be able to save up for lunch soon, and if we're lucky, even if we cheat us in the evening, we can pay for food ourselves! Xia Rui's eyes lit up and said, "I think it's a good idea." β
"Yes, yes, Xia Rui's mention is good!" Song Yang was very fond of the venue and said, "Yi Fan and He Nan, you two are the face of our team, this task of making money will be handed over to the two of you, and when we make money, we will leave the program team behind, let them not give us breakfast and give us lunch money, and when we get to the evening, we will tell them that we have something to eat!" How relieving this is! β
"No, no, no, this ......" Xu Yifan couldn't imagine that picture at all, and hurriedly shook his head, "That Xia Rui looks good, our team flower, she should be allowed to come!" Here she comes! β
"I have a face card!" Xia Rui said, "I'm not brushing my face here with you." β
Xu Yifan: "......" is so shameless that she can say it in such an ordinary tone, and it is a waste to not let her go with such a thick skin.
He Nan, who was driving, almost didn't grab the steering wheel with a shake of his hand, and after he held it steady, he said sternly, "Xia Rui, you can swipe your face card, my posture is too mediocre, I'll just follow you." β
"Yes, yes, you can show us when the time comes." Xu Yifan hurriedly said, "I haven't done much of this kind of face card thing, you go first." β
"......," Xia Rui said leisurely, "I usually swipe my face card at my family." "Don't say that she seems to be very good at brushing face cards and the like, she hasn't swiped it, and she has never tried anything without a penny on her body.
The car is slightly blocked at the highway intersection, and there are many people who go out to travel during the long holiday, plus the high-speed is free, so there are a lot of private cars and some tourist cars at the high-speed intersection.
Xia Rui's window was open, and he looked at the vehicles next to him and behind him, and He Nan, who was driving, was a little anxious, after all, the number of the fuel gauge was hanging over there, if it was blocked or something happened to them, they might really stop halfway, so it would be better if they got off the highway, if they didn't get off the highway...... When the time comes, it is the fault of the program team to sue the highway police, can such a statement work? !
The window of a red private car next to her was rolled down, and a middle-aged aunt in her thirties was sitting in the driver's seat.
"Yunyun, come and see, is this the Xia Rui from your school who was admitted to Kyoto University!" The aunt cried, and soon the window in the back seat rolled down, and a teenage girl poked her head out with excitement on her face.
"Senior sister!" The girl's face was excited, "Senior sister, I am a student of Sunan No. 1 High School, I admire you!" β
Xia Rui came to her senses after being called by this girl, "Hello junior sister, good aunt." β
Xia Rui leaned on the window and said hello to the two.
"Senior sister, you are so good, our freshmen admire you to death, and our teachers often talk about you," the senior sister was excited, now many of their volumes are still made by Xia Rui at the beginning, and the composition, her composition has also been used as a model, there are still a lot of works she left in the school, especially the "study hard every day", although the senior sister abused me thousands of times, but I still treat the senior sister as my first love.
"Senior sister, I will also work hard, I will definitely be admitted to Kyoto University and then be your senior sister." The school sister said.
"Then come on, I'll be waiting for you in Kyoto." Xia Rui said sincerely.
"Senior sister, are you going to shoot TV?" The senior sister was excited, "Senior sister, I didn't expect that my mother and I would meet you when we went out on a trip, senior sister ......"
To be able to meet my senior sister in the vast sea of people, what a thing to celebrate.
"Senior sister," Xia Rui suddenly thought of something, and interrupted to look at her excited junior sister with a stern face, "Anyway, do you have anything to eat?" Our film crew didn't let us eat breakfast in the morning. β
"Ah...... Huh? The dumbfounded schoolgirl was stunned, as if she couldn't believe it, but she quickly reacted, only to hear a sparse noise, the schoolgirl handed over a plastic bag, Xia Rui happily took it, and did not forget to say thank you to the schoolgirl and her mother.
"Senior sister, you have to eat well, don't starve yourself for the sake of filming a show." When parting, this very emotional student said to Xia Rui with a watery face, "Don't participate in this kind of door-picking program group that doesn't let you eat breakfast next time!" You must eat and sleep well, and you must be waiting for me at Kyoto University! β
The people in the car were a little dumbfounded, and they met a school girl for thousands of miles, but how to say this, I always felt a little ...... Sour. But there is one sentence that is right, the program team is too picky.
The film crew who slammed the door: "......"
"Come on, let's have breakfast!" Xia Rui happily sent the schoolgirl and her mother away, and then lowered her head and opened the bag given by the schoolgirl, there were three breads, two bags of biscuits, two bottles of mineral water and three red apples, of course, one person ate such a amount, but if it was divided by six people, it would be only half-full, but it was better to be half-full than to be hungry.
Xia Rui divided two breads and a bag of biscuits and two apples, and he shared a bread and a box of biscuits and an apple with He Nan in the driver's seat, He Nan was also a little hard as a driver, so he could only take advantage of the car to stuff a few biscuits into his mouth and quickly stuff half of the bread into his mouth in the short time he entered the toll station, choking and almost rolling his eyes, Xia Rui took water and poured him two sips before barely swallowing.
He Nan felt that he must never forget this show, and he almost experienced choking to death after experiencing starvation.
Xia Rui broke the apple and divided it into two halves, half for He Nan to keep, and half for himself to chew and chew, turned his head to the other four who had finally eaten some breakfast and said, "See, I have just demonstrated how to brush the face card, and it will depend on you for lunch." β
The four people who were still happily biting on the biscuits were dumbfounded, and the breakfast problem was solved, and there was still a lunch problem!