What's the use of him?

At this moment, I wish Lan Yi was not there, and I wished that he never existed.

That way I won't be sad because I can't see it, but I can't eat it.

At this time, Lan Yi said again: "Song Yuzhen, how about I make another bet with you?" ”

When Song Yuzhen heard this, he burst into laughter as loud as firecrackers: "Brother Zhu'an, with the current situation, Qiu Xian is doomed." Compare your talent with you, you are the same as your sister-in-law when I am Song Yuzhen, a head pig brain? ”

But Lan Yi pointed to the water tank placed at the door and said, "If I can lift this water tank for more than one stick of incense, I win." Otherwise, I lose. After the loss, Zhu'an was left to Song Gongzi's disposal. ”

As soon as Lan Yi's words fell, everyone present was shocked and their mouths grew.

"Is this Holly Town genius soaked in water, just his body that will float away when the wind blows, let alone lifting a water tank, even lifting a soup bowl is exhausted. What's more, there is still a tank of water in this water tank that even Qiu Xian can stuff. Compared to the water tank where Lan Yi can lift a stick of incense, I would rather believe that Song Gongzi does not lift it. ”

So it is impossible for Lan Yi to lift the water tank to support the time of a stick of incense, and it is impossible for Song Yuzhen not to lift it?

A group of warblers and warblers Yanyan were stupid at the same time, and they didn't forget to turn around and praise Song Yuzhen's ability to do good. It's really a capital "dirty" word.

Although Feng Sa said that talents are all romantic. But at the level of Song Yu's poetry, he is not even a talent. It's embarrassing.

Song Yuzhi was not only not ashamed when he heard this, but smiled very proudly: "Others eat the baked cakes in their stomachs, but the people of your Lan family eat the baked cakes in their brains." Brother Zhu'an, since you insist on being stupid, my son doesn't mind having both children today. ”

Let Lan Yi lift the water tank for me?

If this is really smashed to the head by the raised water tank, who will compensate my little uncle at that time!

Hearing Lan Yi's bad idea, I instantly stopped worrying about why Lan Yi liked Chen Jin, and began to worry about his personal safety.

I said: "Song Yuzhen, you are short of breath, sweat on your forehead from time to time, and you have bad breath when you speak, you can see at a glance that it is a kidney deficiency disease, and it is more practical to want to have both children and daughters, or to be reincarnated as a woman in the next life." ”

"You're talking nonsense!" The ability was denied, and Song Yuzhen was so angry with me that he jumped up.

I turned my head to look at Lan Yi, who was twitching the corners of my mouth slightly, and said, "Little uncle, you have to believe me." Although I Qiu Xian is illiterate, I used to listen to Bu Yaolian's poems. As the saying goes, just because I can't read doesn't mean I can't write limericks. ”

"Huh. Then you can make a limerick poem for everyone now. If you can really make a limerick poem, I Song Yuzhen don't mind calling you grandpa. ”

As the eldest lady of the Lan family, according to the three virtues and four virtues stipulated by Holly Town, the only person I can look at with affectionately when I recite poetry is Lan Pei.

I can't, and I can't, look at Lan Yi affectionately.

I took a deep breath, looked at Su Yi and raised a smile that my daughter should have, and said with a domineering and sacred smile: "When autumn comes, September 8, I will kill a hundred flowers after the flowers bloom." The heavenly incense array penetrates Chang'an, and the city is full of golden armor. ”

Although I am not good, I am also the next empress of my daughter's country, although I am not a genius like Xueba, but my poetry is not difficult for me. This is a poem I wrote in the year of Ji Lu, and even the Taifu is full of praise for this poem. I took out the best poems I made, and I didn't believe that I couldn't win Song Yuzhen.

However, I finished the poem. There was a dead silence all around.

This is...... The harbinger of the appearance of the rue is about to appear, and the time is frozen?

I frowned, and when I looked around, I saw Song Yuzhi suddenly come back to his senses and pointed at me with a folding fan and said, "This ...... It can't be a poem that you Qiu Xian can make! It must be you and Lan Yi who are cheating! ”

Yingying Yanyan said in surprise: "It's the first time I've heard such a domineering poem." Isn't this Qiu Xian killing pigs? Can you make such a good poem without being literate? I'd rather believe that Song Gongzi doesn't lift it. ”

was about to call grandpa, but this time Song Yu was anxious: "Yes!" Qiu Xian, let me believe that this poem was made by yourself, and I would rather believe that I don't lift it. ”

I don't want to curse myself in this world. I raised my eyes indifferently and said, "Then how do you believe it?" ”

Song Yu folded his eyes, pointed at Lan Yi and said, "Unless you can use flowers as a metaphor and make a poem, I will count you as passing." ”

At this time, seeing that Song Yuzhen was about to call me grandpa, the group of warblers and warblers who were heartbroken by Song Yuzhen echoed: "Yes, yes, yes!" The poem just now doesn't count, who knows if that poem was the bottom of the box before Bu Yaolian pressed the bottom of the box and didn't take it out for everyone to enjoy. If you can compose poems according to Song Gongzi's requirements, we will count you over. ”

Looking at Lan Yi, who was staring at me with deep eyes, I smiled and said, "Song Yuzhen, you just wash your neck and wait to call me grandpa." ”

I can count the poems that I can get my hands on, but I can memorize a basket of Xueba's poems. Who made Xueba's poems too beautiful, unforgettable. And there is a poem in it, which I think is particularly suitable for Lan Yi, I lowered my eyes and said: "The knot is in the human realm, and there is no noise of cars and horses." Ask you how you can be, and your heart is far away. Picking chrysanthemums to the southeast, leisurely see the South Mountain. The mountain weather is good, and the birds are returning. There is a true meaning in this, and I have forgotten to distinguish it. ”

After finishing the poem, I raised my eyes to Lan Yi, who was looking at me distractedly, and smiled: "Little uncle, I think this poem is especially suitable for you." ”

The surroundings suddenly fell into a silent dead silence again. If I used to write my own poems, I still have a trace of apprehension in my heart. Now take Xueba, a poem that has become used in the teaching of the daughter country, who dares to say that this poem is not good, it is definitely talking nonsense with his eyes open!

"Good poetry!"

Suddenly, Fu Su couldn't help but clap his hands to break the silence of everyone in front of him.

"It can't be!"

I saw Song Yuzhi, who didn't want to accept the facts, pointed at the tip of my nose angrily with a folding fan again and said, "Qiu Xian, how can you make such a wonderful poem." You must be cheating! ”

"I have made a poem according to your request. Song Yu folded, willing to gamble and lose. ”

Song Yuzhen's face turned pale, and when he received the glances that were cast at him from all directions to watch the show, he shouted: "Qiu Xian, master, I am willing to gamble today and not admit defeat." Let's go! ”

As soon as Song Yuzhen's voice fell, the three strong men he brought immediately stopped him and opened the way for him.

"I want to go!"

"Want to go?"

Fu Su and I said in unison, but my tone was more angry, while Fu Su sneered.

Before I could make a move, I saw ten strong men out of nowhere surrounding Song Yu.

But come to think of it, how could the richest man in Holly Town like Fu Su not bring a bunch of guards when he went out.

After half a cup of tea, Song Yuzhen, who had arrogantly denied before, and his guards were beaten to the ground like rotten cabbage.

Seeing that Fu Su was about to step forward, I hurriedly stepped forward, winked at Fu Su, and said with a smile: "Let me come." ”

I stepped forward and stepped on Song Yuzhi's hand, only to hear Song Yuzhi cry out in pain: "Qiu Xian, or ...... I'll give you all the money I have. That's it. ”

"Song Yuzhen, the most important thing I lack in my life is money. Hurry up, call grandpa. Otherwise, I will step on your hand and make it impossible for you to take care of yourself in the future. You know, stomping the bones of your hands with the strength of my feet is as easy as eating. I'll count three times, and if you don't recognize me as a grandfather, you'll have to say goodbye to your most precious right hand. ”

So, under my threat, Song Yuzhi cried and cried out with a sad face: "Grandpa." ”

"What's your name? The wind was too strong to hear. ”

Song Yuzhe's face twitched the corners of his eyes, and he had to shout at the top of his voice: "Grandpa! ”

On this day, in addition to winning a bet with Song Yuzhen, I actually won the third place in this year's appreciation by one point. The first and second places are all very famous talents in Decheng Academy, but afterwards, on the way back to Lanfu, Lan Yi leaned into my ear and whispered: "Sister-in-law, your sentence that I killed a hundred flowers after the flowers bloomed is already the first in Ah Yi's heart." According to the rules, in fact, the first and second places of the annual appreciation club have already been decided, and they must be students of Tak Shing College. So sister-in-law should not be depressed. ”

I'm not frustrated by this whether it's good or not!

I pursed my lips and couldn't help but recall that when I was in Ju Yage before, Chen Jin was comforted by Lan Yi gently because he didn't get the ranking.

The third place winner is rewarded with a basket of tea eggs. If I can make Lan Yi touch my head and comfort me with the same affection as he did with Chen Jin, let alone a basket of tea eggs, even ten carts of tea eggs, I will exchange them with Chen Jin! Not to mention, I don't care about the rankings at all.

Seeing that I was still frowning, Lan Yi looked at me with deep eyes and said, "Sister-in-law, Ah Yi never knew that sister-in-law had such a high talent in poetry and songs. ”

How can the head of this princess be touched casually by others, but I am just red-eyed Chen Jin. I muttered, "So what, I just want to be touched." ”

Lan Yi was surprised: "Sister-in-law, what did you say?" ”

I paused, took a deep breath and looked at Lan Yi's pale face: "Little uncle, what do you like about Chen Jin?" ”

Lan Yi was stunned when he heard this, and a complex emotion flashed in his deep eyes.

He looked away from the gaze that fell on my face, looked into the distance and said, "Sister-in-law, Ah Yi is a dying person. No matter who he likes, it doesn't matter to Ah Yi. ”

It doesn't matter who you like......

I blinked, surprised.

Didn't I ask what he liked about Chen Jin?

Could it be ...... The person he likes is not Chen Jin?!

How can it be! I immediately denied it in my heart, but I couldn't help but have unrealistic thoughts. If Lan Yi doesn't like Chen Jin, what if he is dying? I'm only going to be able to stay here in Holly for three years anyway. If Lan Yi really doesn't live for three years, it's a big deal that I will engrave his name on his tombstone and sweep his grave until the day I leave.

I looked at Lan Yi's side face seriously and said, "Little uncle, this is very important to me. ”(.)

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