37. Hot posts on the forum
Russia is not as bold as Greece, dare to let Figo stay alone on the side, in the absence of Juan, Figo replaced Juan as the most strict martial law person in the whole game, a whole first half of the time, Figo touched the ball very little, but this does not mean that his sense of survival is weak.
Although there were one or two people hovering around Figo as far as the camera could see, at the same time, the audience could clearly see what was being muttered to their captain's mouth.
Of course, the fans are not naΓ―ve to think that their captain is praying or something, especially since the hairs around him are also opening their mouths to mutter, which also makes Sky Sports commentator Frank a little embarrassed, after all, he can neither speak Russian nor Portuguese, and most importantly, he can't lip out yet: "Uh, what are they talking about?" When did Figo learn Russian? β
"He must not have learned Russian, and the person opposite must not have spoken Portuguese." Another commentator, Dean, sighed, "Otherwise, they wouldn't be standing here so safely, and the fight would have started a long time ago." β
With Figo's temper, he hasn't touched the ball for so long, can he not be irritable?
So now Cristiano passed the ball over, the old captain was happy in his heart, and went in the direction of the ball, the two Russian players who had been following him, Figo couldn't see the back numbers of the two of them, but he didn't care, he stopped the ball at his feet at speed.
Figo has his own characteristics with the ball, Portugal's devil side is not just casual talk, his ability is undoubted, even if there are two people in front of him, Figo still carries the ball with an inward buckle, shakes one and then pretends to pass horizontally, deceives the other, after getting rid of them, Figo's road ahead is smooth.
There is the goal in front of him, and there are a few opposing players who are waiting for him, Figo even raised his eyebrows and paused slightly, the players behind are already about to catch up! While everyone was exclaiming, Figo just stared ahead with a flat face, and then raised his foot and hit the door!
The football almost tore through the air, and with an indomitable momentum, it went directly to the direction of the goal, bypassing the opponent's five fingers, and hitting the crossbar in front of it to refract into the net!
Louis Figo!! Perfect Goal!! The on-site commentator shouted directly, "No matter when and where, our iron-blooded captain will lead Portugal forward!" Now let's shout the captain's name, it's Louisβ"
"Figo!" The fans cheered and applauded, Figo had finished celebrating by this time, and was pulling his young teammates back, Juan saw that Cristiano was excitedly talking to the captain, and sighed helplessly.
"What's wrong?" Scolari had just finished celebrating with the coaching staff, Juan was not involved, and as soon as he stood next to Juan, he heard Juan's sigh, and he was a little puzzled for a while.
"Can you please give me two minutes at halftime?" Juan didn't answer his question directly, but asked for some time very sincerely, and Scolari was really surprised.
Juan doesn't usually ask for a few minutes of time, what is there to say directly, it seems that this is to avoid him? Seeing that although his expression was a little solemn, there was no bad information, Scolari thought about it and nodded: "Yes." β
Anyway, Juan is on his side, and he has been helping him diligently until now, so he must have found something wrong.
When Juan and Scolari were talking, the football forum had exploded, and in the European Cup, compared with the text live commentary of other matches played at the same time, Portugal vs. Russia was popular all the way, and the heat has been steadily staying in the first place, and the related topics are also the most.
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Devil Side Figo! [Latest]
The table of the little grapes xiΓ n~
Come on Portugal, victory is ahead!
I really want to know what brand Juan's tie is~
I really want to be whipped by Juan [Love] [Hot Post] 1,2,3... 6
Unexpectedly, the hottest forum was actually whipped by Juan
β¦β¦ There are more titles that we won't repeat, but I never expected that the most resonant among these topics was actually "I want to be whipped by Juan", and the number of comments in just one game has far exceeded other topics sent out at the same time, ranking first on the day.
γHot PostγI really want to be whipped by Juan [Love]
Landlord: First of all, the landlord is British, not about 419, but I can't help but want to borrow a place to confess, since Juan in Manchester United I have been paying attention to him, to be reasonable, I personally think that although Juan has always been so cold, but it must be very capable of bullying people, bullying people to cry......
I used to just think that if he stepped on my body with his leather shoes and condescended to me to give orders to me, then I would definitely have a numb scalp and do as he told me without hesitation, and I would love to drown in his ice-blue eyes!
After watching the pre-game press conference, I was going to be crispy! Although he said that it was Scolari who whipped the whip, for some reason, I subconsciously thought, what if he was whipped it? What if I was whipped by him?
I knelt on the cold floor, my hands slashed behind my back, and I stooped and bowed my head, and there was a leather whip as far as I could see, oh maybe a pony whip, their aristocratic thingβJuan looked at me coldly, and picked up the little leather whip and whipped my ass......
Oh, hit here, the landlord can't help but want to ** again.
The landlord knows that this is a very wrong idea, and he is usually a very conscientious office worker, but now, the uniform has not faded, and he has become his pet; The clothes are removed, and the freedom of personality is abandoned. I can't imagine if I really faced him, I would have fallen to my knees under his suit pants.
Your Majesty, I want to be whipped by your horsewhip!
[The author has something to say: The king of Spain is also called Juan, Juan Carlos, and the terrible renaming rate in Europe and the United States ......]
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First floor: Landlord, you British people really know how to play, and Portuguese natives are ashamed of themselves.
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Second floor: The Germans lamented that they were not as good as ......
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Third floor: The French sigh that they are not as good as ......
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Fourth floor: Austrians sigh to themselves as ......
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Fifth floor: The Dutch sigh to themselves as ......
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Sixth floor: Spaniards sigh to themselves as good as ......
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7th floor: I am an aboriginal of Madrid, Spain for more than 20 years, a Real Madrid fan, and my family lives near Valdebebas, and I often go to youth games! Juan has always been very prestigious, and he can manage the entire youth team obediently, and everyone listens to him!
Originally, I didn't think there was anything wrong until I saw the landlord's post, and it turned out that I had a little bit of a not-so-wonderful idea for a moment......
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Eighth floor: Please come upstairs and tell me more about Juan! I really regret that I wasn't born in Madrid, I didn't see Juan for longer, I missed a lot, woo woo
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Ninth Floor: I don't understand you women, isn't Dias a little more handsome? He has always had a cold face, and I don't know how you can burn yourself with that iceberg face.
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Tenth floor: The straight man upstairs, ironclad or single.
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11th floor: I can smell the sour smell of Brother Nine through the screen!
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Twelfth floor: I am the seventh floor, Juan's family used to be very rich, and then his parents died in a car accident, he lived with his relatives, and then joined the Real Madrid youth academy alone Until now, Raul, Guti, and Cassie are all his good friends, especially with Cassie, they are simply in love and kill each other.
When he was young, his iceberg face was not as strict as it is now, and he would laugh a little bit, but usually when he laughed, it was when someone was going to be unlucky, especially in the face of Cassie, his smile could even rise to the point of brilliance.
But the landlord is right about one thing, Juan is indeed a very bullying type, he has been good at pranks and bullies since he was a child, not to mention Castile up and down, even when playing in the regional league, there are many other youth training guys who were bullied by him and almost burst into tears...... But then they'll all become good friends, and Juan is just a kind toss.
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Thirteenth Floor: I feel like the landlord has opened the door to a new world for me...... And upstairs is so cute! In fact, I haven't paid much attention to youth training, but I didn't expect Juan to be such a person! I love it!
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Fourteenth floor: It's a pity that Juan didn't have Spanish nationality, I still want to see how he fights those people in Barcelona, Guti didn't enter the national team, it's a lot less fun!
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Fifteenth Floor: I don't know how the upstairs is discussing the level of competition in such a serious way in such a headline and such an atmosphere post...... Anyway, I can only say that the landlord may be a special enthusiast, and Juan just poked the landlord's point, that's all.
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Sixteenth Floor: On the Internet, no one knows what to say in a vest, so you don't have to worry about these details. Actually, I think I will have a common language with the landlord, because I also think so, if I can be bullied in Juan's arms until I cry, I must feel very good!
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Seventeenth Floor: You face-looking people are superficial! β¦β¦ But if you're crying in Juan's arms, please take me one!
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Eighteenth floor: I'm the twelfth floor, and by the way, Juan hasn't had a girlfriend yet.
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19th Floor: Eh?!!!! In that case, Juan is still!!
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Twentieth Floor: A Chick?! Twenty-one-year-old Hinata?! Boy?! And it's a guy like Juan...... My God, landlord, I'm going to be with you!!
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Twenty-first floor: Upstairs can't be dreaming of [tuning] teaching, right? A boy at this age, even if he has no practical experience, has a lot of theoretical experience, and his blood is inevitably a little impulsive, and the physical fitness of the football player itself is better......
Forget it, the ** upstairs take me one!!
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Twenty-Two: If that's the case! Will Juan's whipping be light or heavy? Actually, I prefer the feeling of being crushed under me and unable to move, as if I was completely controlled, and then he was vigorously inside me...... Oh...... Oh, God...... Look at his waist, look at his face, and those legs, I would be willing to sleep with him once even if it was for me to go to hell!
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23rd Floor: Actually, I'm more curious about everyone's age...... I'm almost ready to be his mother, and I really want to be able to comfort Juan naked in my arms, like a mother to a child...... Of course, you have to do something that only men and women can do......
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Twenty-four floors: In just a few floors, there are already a lot of Juan's adaptations - slave obedience, love and kill, prank and be mischievous, domineering president in love with me, and finally the age difference...... I don't know why I think it's so suitable! It would be even better if someone could meet all the requirements at once!
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Twenty-fifth floor: If you really want to follow the upstairs statement, Juan's object first has to grow up with him, he has been bullied by Juan's pranks since he was a child, and then there is a certain age difference, and then the two of them grew up in each other's mouths, Juan became more and more domineering, and the other party was more and more gentle and tolerant, and the two gradually formed a relationship of enslavement and enslavement, and then Juan fell in love with a childhood sweetheart on a domineering president, and the two of them were together with Hemei......
Where's the cheat?! Juan grew up in Castile since he was a child, and he didn't have access to a few women, right?! The first condition is not true!!
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Twenty-sixth floor: Upstairs calm, maybe this person has it, but we don't know.
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Twenty-seventh floor: I am the eighteenth floor, if the information on the twenty-fourth and fifth floors is simplified, "growing up together", "bullying and being bullied", "age difference", "love and kill" and other conditions, in fact, if you want to say that you are satisfied, it is not that no one ......
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Twenty-eighth floor: Oooh oh!! Ask for advice!! Whose little girl is it?!!
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Twenty-Ninth Floor: I want to know too!! Whose little girl is so happy that she has been whipped by Juan's little leather whip since she was a child!
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30th floor: When I clicked on this post, I thought it would be a small yellow post, and the landlord also confirmed my idea, but now, it has changed from a small yellow post to Juan's past discussion post, and now he has begun to dig his girlfriend, which is really the world changes too fast I can't react......
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Thirty-first floor: Not a little girl...... The older one is Raul Guti, but they rarely fall in love with Juan, and only Cassie has never stopped walking on the road of death, and has never stopped provoking, and then every time Juan is taken aside to clean up, hahaha That scene is simply so funny!
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Thirty-second floor: But how can Igor and Juan be considered age differences, they are less than a year apart, right?
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Thirty-third floor: But no one thinks that Cassie is being cheated now, and her mental age is getting older and older......
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Thirty-fourth floor: Don't be crooked!! Don't crook it!! Let's continue to discuss the matter of the little yellow sticker!! I'm thinking about those good friends!!
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After that, there seemed to be a lot of people who had the same hobbies. Like-minded people found a common topic in this post, and a series of discussions began around Juan, Juan Xiaoxian was unaware of this, and there were two minutes before halftime, Scolari looked at his watch and beckoned Juan: "Let's go to the locker room and wait for them first?" β
"Okay." Juan nodded, the two of them were the first to prepare to go back to the locker room under the gaze of the camera, Scolari was thinking about what Juan wanted to say as he walked, he didn't think about it for a long time, and finally couldn't help asking: "Juan, what are you going to say in the locker room later, about Figo?" β
"No, how can I say captain?" Juan raised an eyebrow in surprise, and Scolari was just about to respond when he heard him continue: "Besides, the captain has no shortcomings other than a slow start, an unsteady dribble, and an easy break. "After all, I'm already 32 years old, so don't be too demanding!
Scolari looked at him wordlessly.
"You're going to cry when you say that......"
"No, that's our Portuguese captain." Juan replied with a bright smile, and Scolari's whole body was Spartan in an instant.
- Why does Juan say this as if he would kill whoever cries?
"If not Figo, then who?" In order to put aside all the uncertainty in his heart, Scolari struggled to break the topic back, "Cristiano? Andrade? Valente? β
He reported several names in a row, all of whom he was going to talk about later, Juan smiled and shook his head: "It's better for you to talk about these, I'm going to talk to the two strikers, and Carvalho." β
The two strikers were of course Postiga and Quaresma, and their appearance today was really not very good, and the first half looked like there were only two strikers in the whole field, Cristiano and Figo - and the worst thing is that one of them is not a striker today.
"What do you want to talk to them?" Scolari was really just curious and casually asked, and really didn't mean anything else.
Juan paused, and the smile on his face grew meaningful.
"Tell us about pony whips......"