The five big men basically climbed to the top of the mountain with their front and back feet, in the first level there is an idiom crossword puzzle, where is the second level is a guessing boxing game, the third is an intellectual question, and when a circle of toss and then climb to the top of the mountain, the star who is still glamorous before going out in the morning has no image at all, and the sweaty hair is hanging on the head, and the clothes on the body have been soaked in sweat and completely stuck to the body, the temperature on the mountain is not high, and the sweat is still a little cold after being blown by the cool breeze.

When the five of them arrived at the restaurant at the top of the mountain, Xia Rui was sitting on a stool in the courtyard eating oranges while waiting for them, and when she saw a few of them coming in, she waved to people with great interest.

Compared to the image of a few of them, Xia Rui's appearance is good, I don't know how much, and there is even leisure to eat oranges here!

Also eat oranges!

Song Yang pointed out that Xia Rui was basically out of breath, if it weren't for the enough oxygen on the mountain, he doubted that he would have fallen directly when he climbed all the way up.

"When did Natsu arrive?" He Nan also sat down on the bench in the courtyard, breathing heavily.

"It took three hours to climb up, I've been waiting for you here for a long time, you're so slow." Xia Rui took out the remaining oranges from the bag and distributed them to them, now this season is the time to eat oranges, sweet oranges, grapefruits, enough moisture and sweet.

Xia Rui didn't expect them to be so slow, she was almost stupid waiting here, she also went to the dojo on the top of the mountain to make incense, and walked around, so that when she came back here, she still waited for a while before finding out that they were coming.

“……”

Completely speechless, not a heavyweight opponent at all, instant KO!

"Did you really climb up in three hours?" Jiang Tao's eyes widened, now his legs were still trembling, he felt that most of his exercise for half a year had been exercised in this day, "Are you tired?" ”

"It's okay, I'm a little tired." Xia Rui said that in the end, it is all steps, and the main thing is that there are people around to take pictures, and there are people who go up the mountain, if there is no one, she can actually be faster and easier, but if you face the camera, you still have to be a little more restrained.

"You didn't get stuck on the level?" Xu Yifan was aggrieved when he thought of this, he stayed for a while just on the other end of the idiom solitaire crossword puzzle, it was better when the second level guessed the boxing turned, but when the third level of the quiz was stuck, "What is the longest organ in the human body?" ”

"Small intestines." Xia Rui replied subconsciously.

"What did the earliest blood pressure monitors measure blood pressure?"

"Horses." Xia Rui said.

"What is the mirage on the sea, and the bird road is not praised in the clouds?"

"Hanging Temple."

"In the pre-Qin period, the image and pattern of the dragon were commonly compared to what?"

"Gentleman."

"I'm good at nurturing Haoran's qi, who said that?"

"Mencius."

"Who made the biography of the 'family' in the "Historical Records"?"

"The princes and kings."

"The pioneers of the Renaissance, who are the three masters of the literary world?"

"Dante, Petrarch, Boccaccio."

“……”

"I suddenly felt that my slow walking had something to do with not only not exercising at all, but also because of my poor IQ!" Song Yang said that he was asked about those questions just now, and he originally thought that his knowledge was okay, although it was also stuck in the idiom solitaire game, but he finally cleared the customs, right? But when he was on the quiz, he got stuck several times, and he finally came over.

"It's not that we are too weak, but the other party is too strong!" Li Junen said, "Xia Rui, you should participate in programs like "The Strongest Brain" and "Intelligence Clearance"! "It's okay to be good, the amount of knowledge is still so large, these are all things they just got stuck on the side of the intelligence clearance, those questions were confused at the time, and when the time comes, he will show his intelligence in front of the national audience, can this still be seen!

"Forget it, let's eat with our faces!" He Nan comforted, "Didn't Xia Rui say it, face is also a kind of strength, IQ is not enough to make up for appearance, it's good, really." ”

Xu Yifan covered his face, he also directly answered the small intestine into the large intestine, okay, and directly killed it with one hit, and then saw that these brothers were also asked, he was relieved, but now he found that these problems are not a problem at all in Xia Rui's body, is it okay not to play like this, have you considered their feelings? !

"So what should I do?" Jiang Tao pointed to himself and asked a little sadly.

"Lose weight, you can still become a little fresh meat!" Song Yang patted Jiang Tao on the shoulder and said, "When the time comes, we will eat with our faces!" ”

"Have you finally come to your senses, and you'll have to eat with your face when it's time for dinner!"

Xia Rui watched a few people play treasure in front of the camera, and they all laughed at the scene, the show, what you want is a laugh, you can't rely on the program team everywhere to help you make it, and as MCs, they themselves have to be able to mobilize the atmosphere, at least they can't let the audience be stupid when they see them participating in these shows.

She wasn't alarmist, they all had more than three hours to go, and they were ten minutes late to remove a dish.

Five people are shocked,, and dinner!

The five of them looked at the director who was smiling very ill-intentioned behind the cameraman and staff, and the mood was particularly sour.

When the five of them entered the second floor of the restaurant under the guidance of the staff, there were five dishes on the six tables on the second floor, namely spicy pig's trotters, stewed chicken with ginkgo seeds, old bacon with dried beans, braised beef brisket, and stir-fried seasonal vegetables in Qingshan.

"Because you're all choosing a one-man battle, there's five dishes for each person." The director spoke, "However, according to our rules, only those who reach the top of the mountain within three hours can have five dishes, and the only person who reaches the top of the mountain within three hours is Xia Rui alone, so Xia Rui, you can enjoy your dinner!" ”

"Great!" Xia Rui looked at the good dishes on that table, and felt that the hard work just now was still very rewarding, "Director, can I eat it now?" ”

"Yes!" The director never thought that Xia Rui could really climb to the top of the mountain within three hours, and the cameramen who were tired of following the shooting were still replaced halfway, if they didn't change people, they wouldn't be able to keep up with her rhythm at all, and after climbing up, they were able to walk around in a very good mood, and even went to the gym to ask for peace charms.

"Bring me some extra food, I'm really hungry." Xia Rui said, and then gestured to the rest of the people with victory, his face full of smugness.

The staff also quickly called Xia Rui a pot of rice, like here in Sichuan Province, when you say you want a bowl of rice, most of the restaurants will heroically serve a big pot of rice in a basin, not at all like other provincial capitals when you want a bowl of rice, you are really given a bowl of rice, the rice bowl is extraordinarily small, and it is still the price of a bowl of food.

Xia Rui first scooped herself a bowl of hot ginkgo chicken soup, and after drinking it, she began to fill herself with a full bowl of rice, and when she ate it, her movements were still very elegant, at least it was quite pleasing to the eye when she looked at it, but she didn't hesitate at all when she put down the chopsticks.

"As for you who are more than three hours, I'm sorry to remove a dish according to the rules of the game if you are ten minutes late." The director said that he was embarrassed, but there was no embarrassment on his face, and several staff members stepped forward to remove the dishes one by one, and in the end only the empty table was left.

"It's impossible, director, don't we have a pot of vegetables left?" Xu Yifan was shocked, to be honest, he was really hungry, could he not be hungry after such a large amount of exercise? If you get closer, you can still hear the sound of his stomach.

"You're an hour and twenty minutes late, and if you choose the team event, there should be two dishes left, but because you choose the individual event, you're going to be hungry tonight!" Said the director.

"Are we so late, no, can't we?" He Nan pretended to be stupid, "Director, did you deliberately count our time too much?" ”

"Impossible, our dinner......" Li Junen wailed even more exaggeratedly, "The director can't be as immoral as you." ”

"That said, it's impossible not to leave us with the last dish, right? Let's climb so many steps and we don't get the last bite of food, do you think this kind of thing is like words? At first glance, you can see that it is not at all like words, come on, let's just suffer a little loss, and we don't need one person at a table, just let us five people and five dishes, director, what do you think, I'm also very kind, come on, come on, the little girl over there will bring us the dishes! ”

Song Yang was about to go to the staff with a pot of stewed chicken with ginkgo as he spoke, but was quickly stopped by the photographer who followed him, "Director, it's a little insincere for you to play like this, you can see my figure and know that people like me can't be hungry at all, right, I'm dizzy when I'm hungry, and then the whole person is uncomfortable, ouch I think I'm white in front of my eyes now, I think I'm going to faint, I'm going to be dizzy......"

Song Yang, who failed to succeed, exaggeratedly tilted to the side, He Nan, Xu Yifan and Li Junen hurriedly went to help, and said anxiously while helping, "Director, you see that Brother Song is going to faint, you can give us a bite to eat, it's not easy to climb a mountain, don't you say?" ”

The director watched the four people act with his hands on his chest, with the attitude of "you pretend, you continue to pretend".

Song Yang sighed, "I should have learned acting instead of broadcasting, and even the director couldn't fool me - eh, what about Jiang Tao?" ”

Song Yang realized that Jiang Tao was not by his side, he was still there just now, and when he looked back, he found that Jiang Tao, a big man, was gathered around Xia Rui's table.

"Xiao Xia, is it delicious?" Jiang Tao looked at the five dishes on the table, and his stomach gurgled loudly.

Xia Rui nodded, swallowed the food in her mouth, and replied very sincerely: "It's delicious." ”

"Xiao Xia, Brother Jiang, you know that you are a sensible and good girl, you see so many dishes, you can't eat them alone, right, Brother Jiang and you have a gang, what do you think?" Jiang Tao said flatteringly.

"Jiang Tao, you are too shameless!" Song Yang saw that Jiang Tao actually hit Xia Rui with the idea, Song Yang thought about it, why did he beg the director and the program team who had no conscience, anyway, it was useless to say that it was useless, it was better to start from Xia Rui, she had five dishes by herself, can she finish eating.

Song Yang squeezed Jiang Tao away, glanced at a table of good dishes, and then smiled flatteringly than Jiang Tao just now, "Xiao Xia, give Brother Song a bite to eat, you can't bear to watch Brother Song starve, right?" Aren't we paying attention to disc exercise now, if you don't finish eating, it will be a waste, don't you say? ”

"Well," Xia Rui nodded, "Yes, it's okay to eat together, if the director agrees." ”

According to the director's urine, it is absolutely impossible to let them go so lightly, she just wants people to eat, so she has to pass the director's level, and she only has a pair of chopsticks in her hand here, okay, you can't expect her to feed them one by one, right?

"Don't pay attention to the director, it's okay with him now, let's just eat!" He Nan also sat down, and when he saw that there were no other chopsticks on the table, he was also flustered, but there were no chopsticks, did this mean that they wanted to get started.

"Yes, yes, it's your dinner, you can invite us to eat!" Li Junen also said, looking around the table, "Why don't you have chopsticks?" The director brought a few pairs of chopsticks! ”

"Xia Rui, do you agree to share your dinner with them?" The director saw that several people were gathered in front of Xia Rui's dining table, and even Xu Yifan, who always had to take care of the style of idols, came over before he spoke.

Xia Rui nodded, what is there to hesitate about, anyway, she can't finish it alone.

"Since Xia Rui, if you agree to let them share your dinner, then now let's start the game of dinner happiness, Xia Rui, you can divide a dish and a bowl of rice among the five of them, and Song Yang, Jiang Tao, Li Junen, He Nan and Xu Yifan, you have to use the guò turntable eating game to get your dinner, and each person's meal time is ten seconds." Said the director.

"Wait, director, did you miscalculate, if there are five of us, we will give two bowls of rice and one dish? And wouldn't ten seconds be a little less? Are you still letting us eat? ”

"You can choose not to eat it!" The director replied very arrogantly.

“…… Director, you really lack virtue in the five elements! ”

In view of the fact that the program team of the five elements lacked virtue was too hard-hearted, they were defeated in the end, and finally brought a plate and two empty bowls over, and asked Xia Rui to choose the dishes to be given and decide how much rice to give them.

"Xia Rui Xia Rui, give the chicken legs! Give us the drumsticks! Please, you're the best! Xu Yifan can't care about the face of any idol now, staring at the pot of ginkgo stewed chicken, and his eyes have always been on the chicken leg.

"Yes, yes, chicken legs, chicken legs!" Everyone else was shouting, "Chicken wings, and chicken, pull a little bigger." ”

"Don't want pig's trotters, pig's trotters are too slow to gnaw, want brisket, want brisket!" Xu Yifan saw Xia Rui pull all the two big chicken legs into the plate, and also ripped off two complete chicken wings, and even basically pulled all the chicken breasts to them. That pot of ginkgo stewed chicken only left most of the chicken rack and a pot of soup and then the target was beef, the pig's trotters directly decided to give up, there is not much meat is not small, stuffed into the mouth will basically fill the mouth, this is not cost-effective to eat, or beef, the beef is also large!

"Yes, yes, it's hard to eat pork trotters." He Nan also looked directly at Xia Rui over there to make vegetables for them, "If you want a little stir-fry, Xia Rui, you can give some more stir-fry." ”

Listening to their words, Xia Rui simply put most of the braised beef brisket into the plate, and then gave bacon and dried bean curd and vegetables, and made that plate as full as possible, and the bowl of rice was also pressed to the full.

The five of them were now sitting at a table with a plate full of dishes and a bowl of rice in the middle, and a pair of chopsticks on the plate.

"Now each of you chooses your own area, and whoever turns the chopsticks to the side will have ten seconds to eat," the director said, "only ten seconds, and the person who has eaten will not be able to eat again next time." ”

“……”

The director's words made the eyes of the five old men even hotter.

"Director, I think after you say this, everyone is basically going to attack the chicken legs."

Xia Rui held the rice bowl, stood aside and prepared to watch them play while eating, after listening to the director's supplementary conditions, she was also flustered, according to the director's request, if she was replaced, the first thing to start with must be chicken legs, chicken wings and the like, try to let yourself choose the option that can be eaten in a state of not being full, there is more meat on the chicken legs.

"Xia Rui, look at what you said, do we look like this kind of people!" Song Yang sneered at Xia Rui, turned his head to the other four people and said, "Although our brothers haven't been together long enough, I think it's the traditional virtues of respecting the old and loving the young, I think it's ......."

"Let's go!" The director didn't wait for Song Yang's words to finish speaking, and directly turned the turntable.

Song Yang stared at the chopsticks on the turntable with a pair of eyes, almost screaming: "Brothers, you have to remember that I am the oldest among you, and you must leave me a chicken leg down!" ”

After turning the turntable several times, he stopped in front of Xu Yifan, he picked up the chopsticks almost instantly, stuffed two large pieces of beef brisket into his mouth, and pulled a few large mouthfuls of rice, and reached out to take a big chicken leg in the last second of ten seconds, and stuffed it into his mouth.

Xu Yifan's whole mouth was bulging, and he was still holding a big chicken leg in one hand, and said vaguely: "Brother Song, except for Xia Rui, I am the youngest, so you have to love the young ......"

Song Yang and the four of them didn't expect that they would have to tidy up their hairstyles from time to time along the way, and they always maintained their brilliance, even when they were wolves, Xu Yifan, who was unwilling to let the camera take pictures of their ugly pictures, was so open at this time.

"Yi Fan, I really didn't expect you to be this kind of person!" Song Yang was heartbroken, and he couldn't wait to pounce on the last chicken leg and swear that it belonged to him!

Xu Yifan didn't say anything, he kept chewing, like a little hamster, raising the chicken wings in his hand and his eyes were full of happiness and pride. As for the burden of idols or something, it can be compared to the weight of the belly, anyway, it is not less embarrassing today, not worse than one more time.

But from tomorrow onwards, you must form an alliance with Xia Rui, and the possibility of eating meat with Xia Rui is much higher than by yourself! Xu Yifan thought, and then smiled at Xia Rui.