Chapter 16 Teach to be a man

After the biggest secret was revealed, one person and one bird seemed to have taken a step forward emotionally, at least they could go to work together affectionately.

When Du Ling landed on Xiao Li's arm that was stretched out and waiting for him to dock, what he wanted was to believe in the human heart one last time, believing that this wooden face who was a little stupid in his bones would not betray himself.

- Anyway, he is a fairy with his mouth open, and he is crazy in the eyes of normal people, and it is useless to brush his face card for things like stopping medicine and being discharged from the hospital, so no one should dislike anyone.

Working the night shift at a convenience store is actually a natural job, because although there will be people who stay up late to buy late-night snacks and collect and put goods on the shelves, most of the time the whole space belongs to the cashier.

In the past, Xiao Li would use this alone time to read books, but today he uses it to deal with Du Ling's 100,000 whys.

Although he didn't talk much, he knew everything when he answered the questions.

So Du Ling not only knew the current situation of human cultivation withering and demon cultivation flourishing at the moment when scientific belief was popular, but also knew that the monsters were no longer satisfied with becoming intimidating, and they had set up the WTO Monster Management Bureau, referred to as the Demon Management Bureau, which is a formal government department affiliated to the Chinese government, with built-in legislature, law enforcement agencies, supervision agencies and academic exchange institutions, etc., which are very perfect.

The so-called "Mortal Benchmark Law" is to stipulate the basic norms for the activities of monsters among human beings, with the four basic principles of not eating people, not scary, not deceiving people, and not being known, urging everyone to hide their special features in accordance with the law, and maintain the good situation of social stability and unity and progress.

There are a lot of them, and when it comes to the first wave of small white-collar workers who come to buy breakfast bags of hot coffee.

I don't know if it's true or not, anyway, after listening to it, Du Ling only felt that his brain hurt and ordinary people couldn't make it up, so he had to sigh that you city demons really know how to play.

However, although the social structure of the demon clubs is no different from that of humans, this is not good for Du Ling, and Xiao Li does not build a secret of the human soul and demon body at all.

As if he was worried that Du Ling would have a misunderstanding, after sending off the first wave of customers, he frowned slightly and explained carefully: "Although Heavenly Dao is very tolerant of the early stage of demon cultivation, but after all, the transformation calamity is a life of nine deaths, and there are still many demon races who envy the human race who are born with spirits. It's just that the demon soul and the human body can't merge smoothly, and if your situation is known to the big demon who has the heart to do this, I'm afraid it will ......."

You don't need a hammer to ring a drum, and smart people naturally understand what it means when it comes to this.

"Sensei said! Ye is such an outstanding male paper, and everywhere he goes, thousands of people are chasing his life. The bird master raised his head and shook the tears on his face, and pretended to be sad.

Whether it is in the human world or in the demon world, if it is exposed, it will be arrested and dissected and studied, and even humans can use parrots to bluff, and the monster is really dangerous, alas, La Bang's life is so difficult, he can't admit it!

“？” Xiao Li was stunned, a pair of deep dark phoenix eyes rarely showed a little dazedness, obviously he didn't understand this stalk at all.

#论一个网瘾青年和一位深山修士的交流障碍#

"Ahem, I mean, I understand that it's better to hide yourself if you're different from others, which is common sense in the human world." The people who listened to the joke didn't get it at all and it was very lonely, Du Ling cleared his throat a little embarrassed, feeling that he had a long way to go.

In fact, the most urgent thing now is not that he learns how to be a demon, but that Comrade Xiao Li should learn how to be a normal modern person.

Thinking that he had been eating him and didn't say thank you, Du Ling felt that he had finally found the best way to repay this selfless friendship, as an old driver of ordinary people (...... He can (redact) teach (re) educate the other party well, and help him become a good young man in the new era with laughter, discipline, wifi, and money to spend.

It was so happily decided -

To be honest, he is really tired of the days when he has no internet, no TV, and no pot at home, and instant noodles can't be cooked and eaten with ham and eggs!

"Comrade Xiao Li." Du Ling tightened his feathers and straightened up, trying his best to make his parrot shell appear a little stricter: "You said before that you came to the world to practice, right?" But I don't think you're in a state where you are completely integrated into society, and you can't exercise at all. You live so differently from ordinary young people that the police suspect you of being psychopathic. ”

He's serious nonsense, anyway, it's alarmist, and if you achieve your goal, don't care about the process.

"You also know that I used to be a human being, so why don't I give you some guidance, how should a normal person live?"

After the seal was cultivated to the lower realm, he was at a loss for this mortal world, which was completely different from the records of the sect's classics, and could only quietly ponder alone, and Xiao Li, who was quite powerless, was instantly moved by this intimate Jianyì.

Although this may not be in line with the rules of entering the WTO to refine the heart, how could he bear to refuse when he saw Du Ling's little one shrinking there, obedient and fluffy and white, with only a pair of shiny round eyes looking at him expectantly?

"Okay," a hint of warmth flashed in his dark eyes, and the corners of his straight pale lips curved into an arc similar to a smile, "I listen to you." ”

Hey, that's what you're waiting for!

Du Ling, who was a little amazed by this warm smile, swallowed his saliva and was shocked, and then he restarted: "Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and go buy and buy!" ”

Du Ling's abacus is very fine: now Xiao Li has not completely gotten rid of the suspicion of murdering himself, he definitely can't spend a lot of money to buy electronic products, and his own space has passed the bright road under the pretense of 'monster shell buy one get one free Sumeru mustard seeds', there is no shortage of high-end goods leading the N generation, and there is no need to waste money to buy obsolete products.

So where is the limited 'life makeover' budget spent? Of course, pots and pans seasoning, no one is missing.

Xiao Li, this kid already has a face and a figure anyway, so he almost injects rich connotations, with such good conditions, can't he create a pure-blooded real male god who can get out of the hall and enter the kitchen?

No matter how difficult it is, for the end of life without takeout in two years, you have to roll your wings!

When Xiao Li cultivates to become a decathlon teacher, he will not be able to live up to his heavy trust at this time.

Alas~ He is really a good teacher and moved China.

*******

After returning home with a lot of difficulty, and then going to the community broadband operator to pay for a cat, Xiao Li's salary that he had been saving was basically spent.

Put the pots and pans, rice noodles, soy sauce and vinegar in the kitchen, and stuff other fresh ingredients into the old refrigerator left by the landlord, Xiao Li couldn't help but sigh that the world is difficult: no wonder those colleagues always say that life is not easy and money is not enough to spend, the cost of living for ordinary human beings is really large.

............ "No, that's because you're earning too little."

Du Ling was finally able to roll his eyes skillfully with bird's eyes, he didn't expect that the convenience store brother's salary was so low, he was on a night shift for 10 hours a day, and he only gave 2,000 yuan a month! This kind of work has been squatting for two years in one breath, and I am stunned that I will not be promoted, not raised, and will not protest, do you know how many sales your face alone has driven to it?!

It's really stupid.

"Poverty is not this kind of security law, you really don't consider changing jobs?" Even if you are a model or something, you can earn more than this, and those people in the convenience store are simply black-hearted bag foremen.

"I've been approached by people who claim to be talent scouts before, but the 'high-profile' and 'eye-catching' jobs are not suitable for my identity." Xiao Li remembered the last time someone suggested that he change jobs, and commented with a little disgust - if those scouts knew that the propaganda words that they thought were very tempting were the real reason for the rejection, they would definitely die of vomiting.

"Now that you're still there, I'm more careful not to attract attention."

Du Ling opened his mouth, he didn't know what to say, whether Xiao Li was an immortal or not, anyway, he himself must be a "monster" and didn't run away...... Being so considerately considered, the otaku, who was also alone before, suddenly felt warm in his heart.

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, you don't have a diploma, it seems that you have to use your master's small treasury to support you." He turned his head uncomfortably to comb his hair, and his mouth was awkward again.

"Not necessarily." It should be a good hand to take care of Du Ling, who was inexplicably robbed, Xiao Li calmly considered finding a way to work the construction site again.

"What's not to do! Doesn't the master himself eat it, so clearly that you want to break up the gang? The bird who was categorically rejected brushed up his crown feathers, and he was very fierce and beaten upside down.

"Listen to me, now you have an opinion?"

In Xiao Li's eyes, it is a white-haired hairball with a bluff of erect hair, which is particularly cute, making people's hearts warm and completely irresistible.

"Don't dare." He stared at Du Ling with a slight movement of his gaze and shook his head slightly.

Hey, don't just look good and discharge indiscriminately! Master doesn't eat this set!

Du Ling was very uncomfortable with him, and this thing seemed to have become laughing since the last time he succeeded in laughing once...... At least there seemed to be a smile in his eyes.

The bird master, who was accustomed to reading his micro-expressions and felt as if he had been indulged in pampering, twisted his tail and shook his head with a chirp: "It's good if you don't dare, it's so late why don't you hurry up and cook, didn't you say that you also cooked in the mountains!" ”

Still smirking here, ready to starve the birds.

"Okay." As a gentleman like Zhilan Yushu, Xiao Li didn't seem to have the spirit of a gentleman's cooking, so he just stood up and put the newly bought apron on his body: "I won't use your stove here, and I need more guidance from you." ”

"Hmph, scumbag, look at the master-" The parrot flapped its wings and flew towards the kitchen, and there was no stopping running horse on his mouth: "Hey, by the way, you said that the relationship between our brothers and sons is so good, isn't it too rusty to call me by the full name, how about I call you Little Pear in the future and you call me Brother Ling?" ”

Picking and picking by the stove, one moment I don't think the oil is enough, and the other time I think the greens are too scalded, and the parrot with many thieves has a roll of small eyes, and then comes up with an idea of taking advantage of it is not enough.

He planned to take advantage of the fact that the Emperor of Heaven was paying great attention to controlling the fire and establish the family status in one fell swoop.

"Okay, Xiaoling." Xiao Li changed his words like a stream, and his subordinates were also cutting vegetables with knives.

"............" stealing chickens is not a loss and the bird master of rice is angry, what the hell is Xiaoling? It sounds like a small zero, I can't bear it!

However, he first gave people the nickname of Little Pear was not opposed, and he didn't seem to have much confidence to refute it, so after entering the bird's shell, Du Ling, who seemed to have shrunk, chose to resist passively.

Anyway, Xiao Li asked him anything, but he couldn't hear who Yo Xiaoling was, I don't know~

I have been holding back the name to Du Ling, and I can breathe a sigh of relief when I finally get rid of the state of sour thunder.

I just feel that my toes hurt a little as if I was hit by a stone somewhere, why do I suddenly feel that Xiao Shenxian, who is chic and chic, is a little black when he cuts it?

But at this time, he had already missed the options of stewing or stir-frying, dicing or slicing, spicy or braised and so on, and a bunch of dishes turned into a lively and lively pot of smorgasbord on the table.

…… It's actually delicious.

Du Ling stretched his neck and skillfully took a piece of pork belly from between two green peppers, shook his head and slammed his mouth to taste: "It's delicious, little pear, you have a future!" ”

It's a pity that he can't eat two bites of this bird's stomach now, so he specially chooses meat to eat, and remembers how to educate the feeder before to refuse the roadside stall gutter oil, meat and vegetable matching, and scientific feeding.

Xiao Li can only eat the ones he doesn't want while serving him vegetables, and he has to remember carefully: someone doesn't like bitter vegetables with leaves at all, but the texture of potato lotus root slices and shredded tofu is acceptable. I just don't know if he eats cauliflower, kelp, carrots, etc......

The Emperor began to silently arrange the menu for the next meal in his mind.

Those who have hands are more at a loss, and they have to wash the dishes after cooking, and at this time someone knocks on the door.

It must be the one who pulled the net cable!

The bird's little eyes lit up: "Open the door!" Open the door! ”

As a result, there were two people standing outside the door, the broadband guy carrying the toolkit was not a thief and was locked in the back, and the police officer Xiao Zhao, who was wearing a deterrent +99 uniform in front of him, had a more complicated mood:

“…… I was here to apologize to you, but when I returned to the bureau today, I found that the bird had run away, and I was almost scolded to death by the boss, but I didn't expect it to come back faster than me. ”

I came to apologize, but the little policeman who heard the parrot crying through the door panel looked constipated: "This bird is definitely a sperm......

"Supergod! Super God! It's already a super god!! "Master Bird, even if I really become a sperm, I won't admit it.

The bronze warrior Xiao Zhao was killed by Uncle Parrot with one blow, forced himself to put on a strict police officer's face, and began to ask why he suddenly remembered the security cable, did he buy a new computer, notebook, smart machine or something?

It's a pity that Du Ling had expected this trick, Xiao Li recited word for word according to what he had prepared before: "Even you say that my life is too closed, I bought a new mobile phone after thinking about it, you can call and surf the Internet, it is recommended by customers who often come to the store, it has a full range of functions, a large screen and high pixels, as long as nine hundred and ninety-eight." ”

Saying such a standard TV shopping guide line in a cold and dusty indifferent tone really made the audience extremely sour, and when he saw clearly the limited edition local tyrant gold fruit X he took out, his expression was even more complicated than to describe.

"Huh~ This copycat machine is quite similar, but it's too big, right? When the users have a donkey face? The little policeman looked at the strangeness enough, and finally scoffed.

Sure enough, he should read less detective novels and be more pragmatic, this Ming Huanghuang is a sincere and uninformed young man, and he can't judge the perversion by his appearance!

Du Ling squatted to the side and didn't speak.

He knows that the unpredictable fashion trend is not something that any layman can climb at will, and this person who uses high-end people think that you buy a high-imitation flashy era, and people who are ahead of the times are always lonely.

- Even Xiao Li, a fool, thought that the mobile phone was only 998, and he was worthy of being a superb mountaintop cave man who couldn't even understand what the cottage was.

So this little twist and turn passed without danger, and when the little brother who installed the router helped set the password and left, the world in the eyes of the bird master was suddenly the same as the small triangle icon at the top of the mobile phone screen, and it had color again!

Finally able to surf the Internet at home!

"Come on, little pear, come and see me and I'll operate it for you~"

At this time, he was playing with his mobile phone with a bird's paws, and he logged in smoothly to his Weibo account, and the unread messages of Hongtongtong had exploded: "Look, your brother Ling's popularity is so strong, let me tell you that people's thoughts are very interesting, such as fairies, monsters, things that they seem unscientific, the more generously you say it, the more funny they are~"

Du Ling decided to use practical examples to give the fairy-faced nerds an intuitive education.

The bird master proudly clicked on the comment-

…… Slow?

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