When I returned to the dormitory after the trip at night, there was no light at the entrance, and the life assistant would always leave the light even if she was sleepy, and in this case, she would go home. It was so dark that he couldn't see anything, so Shen Junmin fumbled with the light switch on the wall and pressed it, but it was still pitch black!! Is this a once-in-a-century blackout? No wonder the assistant went home, why didn't he notify her? It would be better to go home if I knew that there was a power outage, and today there seems to be a roast goose she likes at home, and she should have followed when her father came to pick her up just now.

Feeling desperate and tired of this world, after grief, Shen Junmin squatted next to the small cabinet by the door to find a candle, in the darkness he felt that someone was approaching behind him, and the movement of turning over the candle kept but secretly became vigilant, there were about two or three steps left, Shen Junmin picked up the big backpack at his feet and smashed it back・・・・・・

"Ahh

Dodging the kicked foot, Zheng Yunhao covered his swollen head and begged for mercy: "Don't fight, don't fight, my predecessor is me!" Oh~~" The calf was kicked again, it's really a dog, no wonder the seniors just now didn't want to do this surprise, it turned out that they knew they would be beaten! This group of juniors!

As a singer, Shen Junmin is very sensitive to his voice, and he didn't hear the scream of "ah", but this cry for mercy can definitely be heard, and he cautiously asked tentatively: "Zheng Yunhao?" ”

"Senior~ I'm Zheng Yunhao!" He was originally picked up by six scum on the side of the road to join in the fun, and he thought it was pretty good, but now he knows that he picked him up to let him be beaten.

"・・・・・・" Shen Junmin took out his mobile phone speechlessly and used the faint screen to illuminate it, and when he got closer, he took a closer look and found that it was really Zheng Yunhao, a junior, and many doubts popped up in his mind, "Why are you in my dormitory?" Did you turn off this switch? ”

At this moment, the "Happy Birthday Song" suddenly sounded, the door of a certain room was opened, and a few lit candles slowly floated towards her, and a group of people walked in front of her at the same time The lights in the living room also turned on, and the eyes that were used to the darkness couldn't help but close for a while, and then opened to see the six scum standing in front of her with a cake with candles, and when she opened her eyes, she urged her to blow out the candles quickly.

"Someone's birthday today?" Anyway, it's not her birthday, and it doesn't seem to be the birthday of the six scumbags, so it can only be ・・・・・・ Shen Junmin looked at Zheng Yunhao after asking, and the meaning is obvious, it's your birthday? But why did you come to me for your birthday?

Zheng Yunhao shook his head and denied that his birthday had already passed, and it had been many months.

"It's your birthday today, isn't it September 12?" Junjin took out her mobile phone and glanced at it, and made sure it was September 12th, so she said seriously: "As a girl, how can you forget your birthday?" It's good that the couples remembered it for you, otherwise you would cry. Yun Hao was also kind enough to surprise you and was beaten, don't you apologize? ”

"My birthday is September 12 in the lunar calendar and October 25 in the solar calendar, who is the birthday today?" The person who remembered the wrong birthday was embarrassed to teach her a lesson, of course she went home to be with her family on her birthday, where would she still be in the dormitory.

Eric, who grew up in the United States, didn't know much about this lunar and solar calendar, so he put the cake aside and turned his head to ask Li Minyu: "Is the lunar calendar different from the solar calendar?" ”

"Of course it's different, basically the solar calendar is more than a month later than the lunar calendar, and now most people celebrate their birthdays on the solar calendar, like your birthday February 16 is the solar calendar, and Junmin has a lunar calendar on September 12." It is said that there are really few people who have passed the lunar calendar now.

The birthday is Eric reminding the brothers, and now that there is such a big oolong, the face is a little unbearable, but it is still very cool: "What is there for the birthday early, I see that many people have advanced to the New Year's in advance, don't waste the cake." Then he pushed the cake in front of Shen Junmin, "Your favorite milk flavor." ”

"Hurry up and blow out the candles, they're almost burned out~~" Shen Yixing just took care of the candles, so he didn't care if he remembered the birthday or not, but he didn't want to eat a cake on his birthday? But you can't put candles in your birthday cake?

Take a deep breath and blow out more than a dozen candles, fortunately as a singer, your lung capacity is enough, otherwise I feel that the last few will have to be extinguished by saliva. After blowing out the candle head, I haven't lifted it up, and there is an extra hand on my head, what should I do if I have a bad premonition? However, it was too late, and the next second the whole face was pressed into the cake.

The six scum were very happy because of what they had just done, and Andy, who was laughing the most rampantly, was shot, and a white thing on his face blocked their nostrils tightly. Li Minyu hid quickly, but his hair was stained a little, Jin Dongwan saw that his brother was tricked and was ready to hide, but he was caught by Shen Yixing and couldn't move, so he could only watch a lump smash his face, these three belonged to a sneak attack, Shen Yixing and Eric couldn't move, Shen Junmin couldn't help but look at Zheng Yunhao, who had been pretending to be a passerby next to him・・・・・・

The chaotic cake war officially begins, and the process is not narrated without much description, anyway, everyone has to take a shower to clean up in the end.

"Give~~" A box that is not big or small is thrown into Shen Junmin's arms, and there should be two things when you listen to the sound.

"What's that?" It can't be a piggy bank, right? God knows how many piggy banks she has, why do she always like to give piggy banks on birthdays, does she look like a rich person?

When asked this question, a hint of discoloration appeared on the face of the six scumbags, and it was a little embarrassing to observe it carefully, but Shen Junmin, who was all focused on the gift, didn't find it, otherwise he would not have had such great expectations.

"Don't you know when you take it apart? What other surprises do you have to say? "Jin Dongwan took over this trick to fool people, after all, this gift was given as a group of six people, and it was indeed a little unacceptable.

Zheng Yunhao was arrested halfway, he was directly instructed to run errands to get the cake back, the gift was bought in advance, although it was someone else's gift, he was still looking forward to it, and then urged: "Senior, open the gift quickly!" ”

After wiping his face with a towel and revealing a fairly clean face, Shen Junmin started to open the gift, and there was still a layer of it, making it mysterious~~ Subconsciously looked at the six scum, but found that the six movements were very consistent and looked up at the lamp, which felt ・・・・・・

Ten seconds later, Shen Junmin looked at the two turtles, one big and one small, who were crawling on the ground speechlessly, she really felt very powerless, why did she think that these six scum could give her a decent gift? Last year, there was a CD that I couldn't listen to (legend has it that I couldn't buy a collector's edition on the market), and the year before last, it was a small square table with a broken leg (it is said that they made it themselves, but in the end there was not enough wood). The year before last, it was a full set of albums signed by themselves (only two copies in total), and they didn't think of celebrating her birthday before.

"Don't give me another birthday, really! Don't give any more gifts even if it's your birthday, I thank you!! "She'd rather have no gift than be distracted.

The six scum knew that Shen Junmin was not disgusted that this gift was worthless, but disgusted that they were not distracted, and gave a turtle on their birthday, and no one who looked at it felt that it was not taken seriously. It took the wisdom of six people to come up with it.

In the war between the predecessors, Zheng Yunhao said that he couldn't get involved, silently squatted on the ground to play with two turtles, turned the two over with his hands, and saw that they couldn't turn back on all fours, and laughed to death in his heart.

"You think this gift is casual? Think about it with your smart brain, writing songs is so smooth, why can't you feel the good intentions of the puppets? After such a while, Shen Yixing had already thought of words, and covered his heart as if he was deeply injured and asked, "Master, you are the only apprentice!" Are there any other apprentices? No! How can I deal with your birthday present casually? However, only he knows the fact that the company's salary last year has not been settled, and the income earned the year before last has long been spent, and it has only started this year, and now it is still relying on borrowing money to drink/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

As a Scorpio woman, Shen Junmin is very good at seeing through people's minds, she knows very well whether these six scum are really distracted or simply have no tickets, but she is happy to see how they pretend to fool her, which is also a kind of fun~~

"Oh? Then Master, tell me, although you only have me as an apprentice, I'm sorry that I am not the only master of you, I don't want to lie to you. Do you understand me? "She's so ・・・・・・ heartless.

Shen Yixing was choked by her eyes and fell on Junjin, of course, it was pretending to be a treasure, and it also meant to throw off the shopkeeper. One by one, they just watched him choked, and there was no brotherly love at all.

If you want to say that you have a sharp mouth, you have to count Jin Dongwan, knowing that Shen Comet is awkward and doesn't do it, so he continues: "The turtle is the longest-lived animal in the world, didn't you have a dog before?" When you were ten years old, you died of old age, didn't you cry for a long time? We think that the turtle lives so long, maybe you don't die when you die, and then you definitely won't shed tears because your pet is dead. What do you think? Aren't the puppets very distracted? ”

Thank you so much! Should she cry bitterly when she gives a gift like this?

"Forget it." She didn't want to say anything more, so she kicked the two turtles who had been facing the sky with her feet, and after a few seconds of effort, she had already thought of how to spray it back, "The big one is called seven scum, and the small one is called eight scum, just pass on the name of the six scumbags, good, call the eldest brother and the second brother, ・・・・・・"

"Poof-" Zheng Yunhao really couldn't help it, the seniors got along so interestingly, the coldness in front of people was all deceitful, in fact, he was worse than ordinary people in private, laughing at people every minute, his stomach was already hurting.

What's the deal with being ridiculed by juniors? Jin Dongwan quickly made a leaderboard, pointed at Zheng Yunhao and said, "Little scumbag, what are you laughing at?" Hurry up and shout seven uncles and eight uncles! ”

Five scum, Junjin is also, little Junjin, Zheng Yunhao is also, shouting seven uncles and eight uncles according to generation is right, isn't it?