Tastes good?

The handsome man looked at Yi Tuan a few times, this little animal doesn't look like a dragon no matter how it looks, who gave it a name, it's too unimpressive, this stupid thing is about the size of a basketball, the purple eyes are watery and looks very pitiful, white and fat, very fat, it's really hard to imagine that there will be an animal that grows so fat, what does it usually eat, can it walk? But it looks really delicious, the meat must be very tender, it should be suitable for grilling, it is placed on the fire, the fat makes a sizzling sound, and then the meat gives off an attractive aroma, and then sprinkled with a little spice to taste......

Well...... It's a pretty good look.

Yi Tuan's heart is wow cool, although the man in front of him is expressionless, he can just see that the other party is also coveting his deliciousness!

Why is his life so bitter, the person in front of him didn't eat it, but another person ate him, the only thing that makes him happy is that this person who eats him is more good-looking.

Phew, this is worth rejoicing!

The silver-haired man carrying the cage spoke: "Your Majesty, Kang Kanglong is a special protected animal, an endangered species, and cannot be eaten. ”

The handsome man frowned: "Will anyone catch me if I eat it?" ”

The silver-haired man bowed his head slightly, "Of course not, Your Majesty, it's just that white is really rare, never before, maybe this is the only one, if Your Majesty really wants to eat it, you can wait for the researchers to study it before eating, I believe the people will be very happy." ”

Although he replied respectfully, he kept complaining in his heart, yes, you are the emperor's majesty, no one can control you, but do you know that your brutal image has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the people are afraid that you are afraid to die, can't you manage your image well, don't eat such a cute animal, get it back and we can also help you do public relations, the caring emperor Xià, how good, perfect to ease your fierce style, is conducive to improving your personal image, and you are the lord of a country, You have to take the lead, even if the law can't control you, you have to be an example, otherwise those nobles will be arrogant again.

"Really?" The handsome man didn't seem to be very interested in the fact that the people would be happy, he squinted at Yi Tuan, "Let's take it back first, it's too stupid to eat it, and one less species won't be good." ”

"Yes." The corners of the silver-haired man's mouth twitched, you often say this when you kill people, it won't be good if you have one less nation, no less country, and no less planet...... Don't always be so creepy, okay?

"Chirp-" Yi Tuan moved around excitedly in the cage, look at what he heard, he was too stupid to eat, but he was a human in his bones, how could a human being be stupid, he used to study well, but now he can't help himself, he has become an animal and has no choice, if he can't change the environment, then adapt to the environment, he wants to be the smartest animal!

Yes, the smartest animals!

So that the man will not eat him.

The handsome man's reaction to Yi Tuan was a little strange, this stupid thing was sitting in the cage just now, why was he so excited now, "What's wrong with it?" ”

The silver-haired man seemed to have studied Kang Kanglong a little, "...... I guess I'm happy. ”

"Happy? What is he happy about, can he still understand me? "The handsome man seems to look down on Yi Tuan a little.

Yi Tuan saw that he could bear such a disgusted expression, he quickly nodded to show that he understood, and then stood tremblingly on the wire and gestured to his fat paws.

At this time, the handsome man also sensed something, and he hooked the corners of his mouth and said, "If you understand, just scream." ”

"Huh-" Yi Tuan immediately screamed, he was so hoarse that he was afraid that the other party wouldn't hear it.

The people around were a little surprised, but they didn't expect it to be really called, but it should be a coincidence, right?

The handsome man was in a better mood, "Call me twice, I'll listen." ”

"Chirp-chirp-" Yi Tuan shouted twice more at the top of his throat.

It seems that stupid things are not as stupid as they imagined, and the handsome man smiled, "Take it back, don't eat it for the time being." With that, he turned and got on the ship.

"Yes." The silver-haired man finally breathed a sigh of relief, and he carried the cage and ordered the others to collect and leave.

Walk on your knees. The private gang looked at the spaceship on the horizon and was stupid, and this is leaving?

God, they really survived!

After coming back to their senses, everyone hugged each other, tears flowed down their eyes, it was not easy for them, it was a miracle that they could survive when they encountered the famous murderous maniac in the whole empire.

A discerning person knows at a glance that they are walking. Privates, there were quite a few walks outside the camp at the time. There are private goods, there are animals, there are human slaves, and all kinds of precious minerals, and regular traders are not allowed to sell rare animals and ores, that is illegal.

I thought that it would be a dead end for them to meet His Majesty the Emperor in such a situation, but I didn't expect that the other party didn't make a move, only confiscated their loot, and even the silver-haired man lost a piece of ruby when he left, what a hell!

However, if you don't die, there will be a blessing, and you will not do such a dangerous job in the future, maybe one day you will be "lucky" to meet that murderous maniac again, there is only one life, and we can't afford to play.

"Your Majesty, let's eat first, there is still one day to go back to Polya, and I will probably arrive tomorrow afternoon." The silver-haired man said respectfully to the handsome man sitting on the sofa.

"Okay, let someone send it over, I don't want to go to the restaurant." The handsome man was dotting in a light curtain in front of him, he was checking Kang Kanglong's information on the Internet, and Yi Tuan completely caught his attention.

"Yes."

"Kane, I said can you laugh, you're affecting my appetite like this." The handsome man has a bit of an opinion about his subordinates.

Kane: "......" My appetite has been affected by you, okay? I'm not a special profession, do you want me to laugh, I'm here to protect you?

"Forget it, I didn't listen to you eight hundred times, let's go, let's go, don't affect my meal." The handsome man waved his hand, "Oh yes, I'm going to see my father tomorrow, you can help me sort out the report." ”

"Chester Majesty." Kane suddenly added the handsome man's name, "With all due respect, Lord Duke would definitely prefer that you wrote this report yourself." "He doesn't usually use you, but he used it just now.

"......" Chester looked at Kane for a long time.

Kane didn't flinch and looked directly at Chester.

"Well, you win." Chester compromised, "You washed that stupid thing for me after dinner and sent it over, it's boring at night, so let's be a toy." "Chester checked a lot of information, it is said that Kang Kanglong is very docile, non-toxic and harmless, his teeth are very blunt, and there are no nails on his paws, which will definitely not hurt people, but it is much safer than cats and dogs, and it is quite lonely to be alone at night, so let's play with it, and that stupid thing seems to understand people's words, which is very interesting.

"Yes." Kane bowed respectfully and left.

"Coo......" Yi Tuan rolled around in the basin of water, gurgling sound coming out of his mouth.

He was taking a shower.

Well, he's being bathed.

The two beautiful girls were rubbing him around in a big basin of water, and they also got him a fragrant shower gel, it should be a shower gel, rubbing a lot of bubbles, Yi Tuan felt that the two girls must not have bathed their pets before, otherwise the technique would definitely not be so clumsy, it was so rough, it was almost necessary to wash his beautiful fur.

Tap, tap, if it weren't for the hair on my body, it would definitely be a big red patch, why are the girls so strong, and, don't comb my hair, my hair is so short and comb a yarn, I tell you, I will resist, I will really resist!

But unfortunately, Yi Tuan could only complain in his heart, his paws waving and purring non-stop, but it didn't induce the compassion of the two girls at all, he gave up after tossing for a while.

Forget it, good men don't fight with women, and I don't have the same knowledge as you.

The two girls chatted while bathing Yi Tuan:

"It's so cute, it's the first time I've seen a white Kang Kanglong."

"Me too, I remember that there was a brief mention in the biology textbook when I went to school, saying that Kang Kanglong is black, and this white one must be very precious."

"Fat, touch it well, like a plasticine ball, do you think I pull it will stretch out like plasticine?"

"You're going to die, this is Chester's pet, and a good one will definitely kill us!"

"Hee-hee, I'll talk about it casually, but it's so strange for Majesty Xià to have such a pet, and it doesn't match the image of Majesty Xià at all."

"What do you know, this is called contrasting cuteness, Chester Majesty must have a soft heart."

"Are you insane, who are you talking about?"

"I don't know."

"Hahahaha......"

……

The two girls looked around and secretly discussed Chester, the emperor's majesty.

Yi Tuan listened to it all, in the mouths of these two girls, the emperor named Chester was actually a murderous bloodthirsty maniac, and countless people were killed by him, he was very cruel, everyone was afraid, and children would cry when they heard the name.

Yi Tuan is unhappy, you are talking nonsense, that is my savior, saving me from fire and water, giving me food, and letting people bathe me, and you are so good-looking, you are simply a male god! People are the emperor's majesty, of course, they must be majestic, and killing people must also be political. Governance needs, which emperor does not have a few lives in his hands, it is really rare and strange.

In short, my male god is the best person in the world! You blind dogs!