Ren Xiaoyao still held his stomach, forced himself to squeeze out a smile, gritted his teeth, and said, "...... I'm not sick, don't touch me, your brother-in-law has menstrual cramps......"

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Ren Xiaoyao was stunned for a while, and before she could stop her, Qian Yun walked in, her eyes full of doting eyes as Changle's little figure stumbled away.

Ren Xiaoyao pointed to Changle's back, and said to Qian Yun in surprise: "Your sister has changed her temperament?" Why didn't you ask me to donate money today? ”

It's so strange, in the past, as soon as Changle saw him, he would reach out to him and ask him for silver, and he also called it: "fundraising", what happened to her now? Could it be that at a young age, she also thinks that it is very immoral to reach out to her brother-in-law to ask for money?

Qian Yun covered her mouth and smiled, and said, "Don't be too happy, there will be a time for you to cry later......"

Ren Xiaoyao was startled, an ominous premonition rose in his heart, and he said in a trembling voice: "What do you mean?" ”

Without waiting for Qian Yun to answer, Ren Xiaoyao already knew what it meant.

Outside the door, the small figure ran back again, but there was one more thing in his hand, and he didn't need to guess to know that such a thing was naturally the ultimate magic weapon that killed gods and ghosts, and exuded ten thousand golden lights-donation box.

Ren Xiaoyao held his forehead and groaned, this little guy turned his head and ran out just now, it turned out that he was going to get this broken box. Nemesis, nemesis! How can you spend this day?

What made Ren Xiaoyao even more painful was that the donation box in the little guy's hand was actually an upgraded version, the size was two sizes larger than the original, and the opening above the box was also much larger than the original, enough to fit a one-foot-long jade Ruyi. - Ren Xiaoyao suddenly remembered that on the table facing the door in his room, there happened to be a jade ruyi of this size.

――No matter how you look at it, you feel that this upgraded version of the donation box is tailor-made for him, in other words, in Changle's eyes, he will always be the stupid and rich wronged boss......

The fleshy little hand laboriously lifted the box and held it in front of Ren Xiaoyao, Changle looked at him expectantly with clear eyes, his voice was soft and glutinous, and even a little flattering: "Brother-in-law-"

Who did this little guy learn to be so slippery?

Ren Xiaoyao didn't cover his stomach this time, he changed his heart, closed his eyes and didn't dare to look at the big box that had been upgraded, but just groaned in pain: "Don't ...... Don't call me brother-in-law, don't call me brother, you can call me when I have money......"

"And what do I call you?" Changle was very worried, holding the box high in his little hands, a little overwhelmed.

"You can call it anything, as long as you don't be so intimate, the more intimate you call, the more I will be ruined......"

Changle's little face wrinkled, and she turned her head to look at her sister Qian Yun for help, who had already collapsed on the edge of the bed with a messy smile.

Changle blinked his eyes, thought for a long time, and hesitated to speak: "Then I'll call you...... Zheng Zheng? ”

"Don't, you still call me brother-in-law, call me dead brother-in-law."

"Why do you call your brother-in-law dead?"

"Because I decided to die, immediately, immediately!" Changle held the big box unrelentingly, Ren Xiaoyao was so anxious that he was about to cry, this brother-in-law is now so poor that he is almost in the underwear, where can I find money for you to donate? Later, Qian Yun really couldn't stand it, and threw a few taels of broken silver into the big box with a smile, and walked away with a meaty little mouth, and turned around when he left, shook his small fist at Ren Yaoyao, and said a cruel word: "I will come back again!" "It's as cool as Uncle Schwarzenegger a thousand years later.

After Changle left, Ren Xiaoyao kept slapping his thighs with a sad face, and said sadly: "Wronged, wronged!" ”

Qian Yun laughed, stretched out her finger and poked Ren Xiaoyao's head, and said angrily: "Look at your stinginess! Isn't it just a matter of a few taels of silver? Now that you're making money every day, do you still care about this little money? ”

Ren Xiaoyao said sadly: "Rijin Doujin? When you speak, you have to touch Mimi and say, don't talk about fighting gold, why haven't I even seen a single star of gold scum? ”

Qian Yun said with a smile: "Of course, the gold has to be handed over to the husband and your virtuous assistant to help you keep it, but the Ren family's property is in your name, not to mention anything else, the husband's vision of making money is really good, you opened Ruyu Zhai now has four branches, as well as a few green buildings that were bought at a low price when governing the capital, and now the business is also booming, and many court officials have gone to support it, is it wrong to say that you are making money every day?" ”

"Hmph, the court officials go to the kiln, it's just morally corrupt, and the money spent must be the scavenged people's fat and people's ointment, this group of scum of officialdom! Tell the steward of the Qinglou that they will be slaughtered severely! A cup of tea charged them a hundred taels of silver, so that as long as they lie on the woman in the future, they will feel distressed and the egg hurts......"

"you! Full of meat talk! Qian Yun blushed and slapped Ren Xiaoyao angrily.

Ren Xiaoyao was beaten to a grin, and suddenly it was as if he had been struck by lightning, and he was blessed to his heart.

Am I short of money right now? Slaughtering those dog officials, it is better for me to rob them personally, anyway, none of these dog officials are clean, and robbing them is for Tianxingfang. Seek justice for the people, and enrich your purse by the way, killing two birds with one stone, why not?

Just do it when you think about it. Ren Xiaoyao stood up without hesitation, and picked up Qian Yun's pretty face excitedly. Take a sip of it. Then he ran out.

Seeing Ren Xiaoyao running out of the house as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, Qian Yun couldn't help but chase after him and shouted, "Hey, what are you going to do?" ”

"Your husband, I'm going to go non-stop for money!" Ren Xiaoyao ran away screaming without looking back.

Ren Yaoyao, who went out of the house, was really non-stop. Head straight to the shadow camp first.

It is difficult to rob the officials of the imperial court, and the government and the shadow must not be used, otherwise the emperor will know about it, and he may be scolded again. Ren Xiaoyao thought about it and finally decided on the best robbery partner. - Brother Killer.

The killer brother is now teaching some fists and kicks and throwing knife kung fu to his subordinates in the shadow camp, although he is the head of the church, he is actually not an official, and he has an indifferent personality and a strict mouth, so he is really the best candidate for robbery partners.

Ren Yao rushed to the camp in a hurry, it was almost night, and the daily training of the camp had ended. The shadow subordinates were eating in the newly built dining room, and everyone saw Ren Xiaoyao breaking in without a head, and they stood up in amazement, clasped their fists and saluted, and said in unison: "I've seen Lord Ren." ”

Ren Xiaoyao waved his hand absentmindedly. Then look left and right in the crowd.

Vincent came over and sneered, "Lord Ren came to the camp so late, could it be that he has a task to be handed over to his subordinates?" ”

Ren Xiaoyao glanced at him, and said in his heart that there was a task. It's a pity that it's not right for you to do it.

"Hey, what about your sect leader?" It's a bit difficult to find the killer brother out of a few hundred people. Ren Xiaoyao simply asked Vincent directly.

Vincent flickered, glanced around, then pointed to a corner and said, "There." ”

Ren Xiaoyao looked along his fingers, and saw that at a table in the far corner of the dining room, there was a killer brother with an indifferent expression, he was meticulously breaking the steamed buns, this guy was so cool when he ate, the steamed buns in his hand were broken into even small pieces by his vigorous and powerful hands, each small piece was almost the same size and shape, and the steamed buns were broken off and placed neatly on the plate, looking like the corpse fragments that had been dismembered into countless pieces lined up in a neat queue, waiting for the killer brother to go and review.

"This ...... This guy is so perverted to even have a meal, it's too ...... Outrageous, right? Ren Xiaoyao's eyes almost fell out, let's let him live in the camp in the future, don't let him go back to the small courtyard of Ren's mansion. If this guy is like Cao Cao, "good at killing people in his dreams", wouldn't he become as miserable as the steamed buns on the plate?

Wen Sen shrugged his shoulders in surprise, and said: "The head of the sect is used to eating like this, our shadow brothers are a little afraid of him, my lord, please see, as long as the head of the sect is in the land, there is no one in the circle, and no one dares to approach him." Once upon a time, a new brother accidentally bumped into him and was glared at by him, and the brother was so frightened that he peed his pants on the spot and lay in bed for several days, and then fell into bed-wetting......"

Ren Xiaoyao took a closer look, and sure enough, no one dared to approach near the table where the killer brother was sitting, as if he was carrying some kind of plague germ on his body, and everyone avoided it.

This guy is like poison, how do the shadow subordinates usually train him? You don't have to think about it to know that it must be extremely tragic.

Ren Xiaoyao rubbed his hands, piled up a smile on his face, walked to the killer brother's side, and said flatteringly: "Yo, killer brother, I haven't seen you for many days, you have become more handsome than before, and you are almost catching up with my little brother, hehe......"

The killer brother didn't even lift his eyelids, staring at the broken steamed buns on the plate, as if they were more tempting than Ren Yao.

"Something to ask me?" The killer brother said coldly.

Ren Yao was free for a while, and said strangely: "How do you know? ”

The killer brother raised his eyelids, glanced at him indifferently, and said, "Whenever this kind of nasty flattery appears on your face, it means that you must be asking for something." ”

Ren Xiaoyao's smile immediately froze: "............"

I can't see that this guy is usually silent, and he is really poisonous when he speaks.

"Brother killer, there is a deal, little brother, I want to ask you to go out of the mountain and help you reach out......" Ren Yao said with a flattering smile.

"Okay." The killer brother didn't say a word, put down the steamed bun in his hand, got up and left.

"Huh?" This time it was Ren Xiaoyao's turn to be surprised, and under the stunned gaze of the shadows, Ren Xiaoyao hurriedly chased out. Ran to the killer and said in surprise, "Uh...... Brother Killer, why did you agree so quickly this time? ”

In the past, when he was asked to do something, this guy either asked for money or directly refused, and there was no discussion at all. Today, I promised so happily. Could it be that this guy took the wrong medicine?

"Stay in the camp for a long time, go out for a walk." The killer brother explained lightly.

"Oh-" Ren Xiaoyao understood, otaku also need to breathe in the fresh air outside once in a while, saying that the killer brother was originally a person who likes freedom. He promised to be the head of the shadow and stayed in the camp for several months without going out.

Ren Xiaoyao happily patted the killer brother's shoulder, and said with a grateful smile: "Later, little brother, I will invite you to visit the kiln first." Set a table of sumptuous flower wine for you, and then call a dozen girls to accompany you, and wrap you with an iron pestle to grind into embroidery needles......"

For the sake of concealment, Ren Xiaoyao threw away the hundreds of guards sent to him by the emperor, and the two returned to the city in a carriage.

Back in the city, it was already the time to hold the lights, let the curtain be lifted, there were few pedestrians on the street, and it was not necessary in the cold weather. Most people don't want to wander around the streets, they just want to stay at home, gather with their families around a warm fire, and gossip about their families.

The deserted streets are empty. At night, the shops on both sides of the street are closed, and the cold wind blows through the street, and a few yellowed and shrunken leaves flutter in the wind. Swaying and drifting to the unknown distant man.

The carriage stopped at the door of a house named Yihonglou, and Ren Xiaoyao got out of the car first. Looking at the endless stream of men who came to look for beauty at the door of the Red Mansion, Ren Xiaoyao couldn't help grinning happily.

"Hey, Brother Killer, how's it going here? Little brother, I opened it with money, and the business is booming, right? Ren Xiaoyao couldn't help but show off proudly.

The killer brother glanced at it coldly, and said with a somewhat disdainful expression: "It's just to make some flesh and silver, what's there to be proud of?" ”

Ren Xiaoyao was choked by his words again, and it took a while to distinguish: "You can't say that, I didn't force Liang to become a prostitute, the girls in it are all voluntary, and they still have pensions after they are old and decrepit......"

The two of them entered the door when they spoke, the big teapot at the door greeted the two of them diligently led the two to the hall, looking at it, the whole hall was about dozens of zhang Ren Yuan, the hall was covered with a scarlet Persian carpet, the carpet was embroidered with a few milky white peonies, dozens of tables were placed in the hall horizontally, vertically and irregularly, the guests who like to be lively called the girl, chose a table in the hall, put on the flower wine, and listened to the fair man on the right side of the hall playing the tune.

The red, green, green and slender girls in the hall are like butterflies shuttling among the flowers, flying and laughing everywhere, and the atmosphere of the whole hall is lively and has a bit of ** taste.

Ren Xiaoyao didn't enter the Qinglou for a long time, and when he saw these warblers and warblers in front of him, he immediately drooled, and nodded his hands in fuss and said: "One Jiao, two Jiao, three Jiao, four Jiao...... Wow! There are so many delicate rivers and mountains! ”

The big teapot praised when he heard this: "Childe is so literate!" ”

"That's it!"

Ren Xiaoyao entered the hall, thought about it, then chose a table in the hall, sat down on the side, and ordered a table of wine and food on the big teapot, and then carefully looked at this Qinglou that belonged to him.

Since Ren Xiaoyao himself has not appeared here, from the girl to the shopkeeper of this Qinglou, they don't know that he is the real boss, and no one is bothering him at the moment, but he wants to be clean.

was about to find two girls for the killer brother and let him open the meat, but a few sighs came from behind him, which attracted Ren Xiaoyao's attention.

When he looked back, he saw that there was only one guest at the table with his back to him, this person was about thirty years old, ordinary in appearance, slightly fat, and although he tried to make a sanctimonious appearance, he still could not hide the obscene air on his face.

At this time, the guest was looking around at the warblers and swallows in the hall, and the filthy light in his eyes made the girls passing by him shudder, but this person shook his head and sighed while watching, and seemed to be very dissatisfied.

Ren Xiaoyao is the owner of this green house, and if a customer shows such a look in his shop, of course he has to ask him, the customer is the Jade Emperor.

"This brother, please!" Ren Xiaoyao arched his hand towards the obscene middle-aged uncle.

The middle-aged uncle hurriedly returned the salute: "Brother Tai is polite." ”

"I am alone in Xiajian Brother Tai, shaking my head here and sighing, what is my dissatisfaction with this Yihong Mansion?"

The middle-aged uncle grinned, revealing a mouth full of yellow and black teeth. Shaking his head and saying: "No, no, no, the girls here are all the best choices, there are many beautiful women, but it's a pity that ......"

"What a pity?"

The middle-aged uncle sighed, and said in a tone that seemed to contain infinite regret: "It's a pity that the name is not worthy of it." It's a little less elegant. ”

Ren Xiaoyao was stunned and said, "Lean on the Red Mansion." It's a nice name, how can it not live up to its name? ”

The middle-aged uncle glanced at Ren Xiaoyao when he heard this, shook his head and said, "The elder brother may be involved in the wind and dust, and he doesn't know the elegance of the ancients. There is an ancient saying of 'red men and green women'. In other words, red refers specifically to men, and green refers to women, if you interpret the words 'leaning on the red mansion' literally. These girls all have to be replaced by **, and the people who come here to seek joy should also be those elegant scribes who have a good share of peach and broken sleeves, so that the words 'leaning on the Red Mansion' are well deserved. ”

Ren Xiaoyao shuddered when he heard this, and his eyes became a little weird when he looked at the middle-aged uncle: "Brother Tai meant, don't you mean it...... Uh, it turns out that you are complaining that there is no *********** the middle-aged uncle nodded happily. Smiled: "Exactly." The male style has prevailed since ancient times, and the ancients said: 'The man of the Beijing division lifts his own body and welcomes the serene send-off.' 'I thought the capital was big, and this wind was also strong. I didn't expect to come to the capital, but everyone only knew that she was a prostitute and hated ***, which really disappointed Zaixia. ”

This Ren Xiaoyao understands and generalizes. This guy turned out to be an old glass.

Ren Xiaoyao immediately stopped speaking, and quickly kept a distance of more than a foot from him.

Luck was also on the back. It's rare to talk back to a stranger, but it turns out that I touch the glass, and it's not smooth, it's a big problem! Remember not to talk to strangers in the future!

Who knew that the middle-aged uncle didn't treat himself as an outsider, and when he saw Ren Xiaoyao say two words, he retreated, but he didn't reluctantly take the initiative to come up, with an obscene smile on his face, and said in a low voice: "Brother Tai may not know the beauty of the child's face, the world praises the wonder of the female body, but I don't know, the men's chrysanthemum door is compact and warm, and it is better than the women's lot, in real comparison, men are cleaner and tidy than women, cold night stoves, red candles, quality control flute, make the backyard, what an elegant taste, just remember the incense, warm, tight, oil, With five essentials of living, you can taste a completely different flavor of the bed...... Uh, brother, brother! What happened to you? Why is your face so ugly? ”

Ren Xiaoyao's face turned pale, he resisted the desire to vomit, and secretly clenched his fist tightly, dead glass, if it weren't for the fact that you are now a guest in my store, Lao Tzu would have beaten you away with a punch, you are not perverted enough, you actually came to give me illiteracy......

The customer is the Jade Emperor, and the customer is the Jade Emperor. Ren Xiaoyao repeated a few words in his heart, and only then did he restrain his desire.

"Ahem, haven't you asked this brother Taigao's name?" Ren Xiaoyao asked.

The middle-aged uncle smiled with a wrinkled face, like a blooming chrysanthemum, and said with a smile: "It's easy to say, the surname is Li, the name is Guanyu, the word Yueguan, and he is a native of Shenzhou in the north, and he came to the capital to travel." ”

Li Guanyu, right? Master Ben remembers you!

"Fortunately, it seems that Brother Li is also a gentleman who divides the peach, but I don't know that Brother Li is...... Uh, the one who 'enters', or the one who is 'entered'? Ren Xiaoyao was a little curious about the man in the other world.

Li Guanyu's face was stunned when he heard this, his obscene eyes showed a look of nostalgia, and his hands subconsciously touched his buttocks......

"Oh-I see, it turns out to be accepted, fortunately, fortunately again!" Ren Xiaoyao was stunned, and sincerely arched his hand towards Li Guanyu. Be a man...... It's really not easy!

Li Guanyu stroked the chrysanthemum and smiled without saying a word.

At this time, there was a sound of dishes breaking upstairs, and a voice that was obviously drunk said with a big tongue: "You guys...... This is a brothel, you don't want to open it, do you? The official ...... The official drank two pots of bamboo leaf green, why didn't Miss Miaoxiang arrive for a long time? Could it be ...... Could it be that you are deliberately slow down with your own officials? The official ...... The official is the head of the household department, and the official ...... The official only needs to say hello to Jinling Mansion Yin, you ...... You brothel is going to have to shut down! ”

Ren Xiaoyao's heart was on fire when he heard it, damn! A small seven-grade household director, dare to smash the field in Lao Tzu's shop, and you can't be killed if you clean it up! Ren Xiaoyao raised his eyebrows, and was about to slap the table and go out, the killer brother held the wine glass in one hand, but grabbed Ren Xiaoyao with the other, and said coldly: "What's the hurry, there is naturally someone in charge in the Qinglou who is in charge." ”

Ren sat down and drank a glass of wine with his head up. Grunted: "It's not your store that dares to smash others......"

The prostitutes in the hall saw that there was a sound upstairs, and they all looked sideways, and then the old bustard walked upstairs in a hurry, with a smile on his face, but his voice did not contain the slightest smile: "It turned out to be Lord Hubu Sun in person." The slave family has blessed you. ”

After speaking, the old bustard bent down and was slightly blessed.

Lord Sun, the head of the household department, was drunk and burped. Then he snorted with his nostrils facing the sky, and said coldly: "Mother Chen, it's not the first time this official has come to you, what's wrong?" The shopkeeper bullied the customer to the head of the official? Don't you think that this official can't afford to drink this meal of flower wine? ”

Saying that, Sun Daren angrily took out a large stack of silver tickets from his arms. shook it in front of Chen's mother, and said angrily: "It is said that bustards love money, you can see clearly when you open your eyes, is it not straw paper in the official's hand?" Why didn't the Miao Xiang girl ordered by the official come for a long time? ”

Ren Xiaoyao saw the thick stack of silver tickets in Lord Sun's hand downstairs, and his eyes immediately flashed green. Depend on! The seventh-grade head of a household is so rich, you don't have to think about it to know that this guy must be a corrupt official, and tonight's target is him! (To be continued.) )

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