Chapter 21 The Worst Restaurant
This meal made Hu Lili almost die.
What Mo Ziyan did today made her angry too much, but the other party was a monster, or a monster with a deep Taoism, and she couldn't run away from it, so she had to hold the idea of "if you can't die, you will be poor", she ate hard, and finally collapsed on the chair.
She knew that she should digest it quickly, but she couldn't move, her stomach was rounded, she felt that the skin on her belly was stretched, and even the hiccups felt like the food was coming out of her throat.
Woo woo woo, she was wrong, although she has the determination to turn grief and anger into food, but she doesn't have such a big stomach!
Seeing Hu Lili's half-dead appearance, Xiao Hei kindly poured a glass of water for her, she was almost moved to tears, and immediately decided not to pursue the stupid tiger who carried her on her shoulders and threw her around.
Mo Ziyan naturally wouldn't let go of this opportunity to taunt her, and sneered: "You can eat it like a pig, but I'm curious, if you eat so much, why doesn't the fat be transformed into the chest a little bit? ”
Hu Lili happened to be drinking water at this time, so she ignored him, and waited until the food blocked in her throat was washed down by the water, put the cup down, looked at him coldly, and said, "What does it matter to you whether my breasts are big or small?"
She thought that Mo Ziyan would be angry as before, but she didn't expect him to look at her meaningfully, revealing a smile full of charm, and said: "Of course it's my business, I want to think about my own welfare, dear daughter, friend, friend!"
I don't know if it's intentional, but he bit the last three words very hard.
When will she become your girlfriend? Pay back the welfare! Dream of your big head! Don't even think about it! Hu Lili wanted to flip the table and roared.
"Mr. Mo Ziyan, I have nothing to do with you, please don't say anything to mislead others and affect my reputation, I can sue you for slander!"
"Really?" Mo Ziyan stood up, straightened out his clothes that didn't have a trace of wrinkles at all, looked at her condescendingly, and a malicious smile curled up at the corner of his lips, "Since you're not my girlfriend, you definitely don't need me to do things for you?"
"Of course not! I have my own hands and feet!"
"In that case, let's AA this meal. Mo Ziyan took out his wallet from his pocket, took out a small stack of one hundred red tickets and put it on the table, "This meal cost a total of four thousand yuan, ten dishes, an average of four hundred per dish, Xiao Hei and I ate three dishes, a total of one thousand two, my share is his share, and the rest is yours to eat, so please give money, two thousand eight hundred yuan." ”
Before Hu Lili could recover from the sky-high price of the meal, he dropped a bomb again: "By the way, you can't use credit cards here, so you have to pay in cash." ”
Hu Lili was directly blown down by this extremely lethal bomb and fell to the ground.
"Why is it so expensive?!" she admits that the food is delicious and the portions are generous, but why is it so expensive because it is not one of those five-star luxury hotels, and the dishes are not the expensive dishes of abalone and ginseng wings?
She wants to call 12315 to complain!
It seemed that she had read her thoughts with mind reading again, Mo Ziyan tapped his chin with his slender index finger, and said casually: "I forgot to tell you, didn't you find that the location of this hotel is very special? ”
silently counted the money in his heart, and found that even if he took out his mobile phone to pay off the debt, he couldn't make up enough two thousand eight, Hu Lili asked tangledly: "What will happen if I find out that I don't give money?"
"The last one who did this has been beaten back to his original form and can no longer cultivate into a demon for life, you are just a human being, it is estimated that the form and god will be destroyed, but you are a woman, it will not be so miserable. Mo Ziyan's smile was extraordinarily harmless.
Sensing that there was still unfinished meaning in his words, Hu Lili cautiously tested: "What will happen to women?"
Mo Ziyan didn't speak, but smiled even more demonically, Xiao Hei was more kind, and helped him explain: "Women will be kept in captivity to help him cultivate." ”
What do you mean? Hu Lili looked at Xiao Hei, her eyes full of question marks.
Xiao Hei seemed to be a little embarrassed, coughed twice, a trace of blush crossed his dark face, and whispered: "It is a cultivation method that uses a woman's body as a container and absorbs the yin yuan on the woman's body through continuous combination." ”
Grandma has a leg, this might as well be destroyed! No, no, she doesn't want to be destroyed! And she was completely framed! I knew that she would rather starve to death than eat!
At this moment, the door opened, and the stupid young man who opened the door of the hotel for everyone walked in, holding a notebook in his hand, and after opening it, he said in a dull voice: "You have a total of 4,000 consumption, our store does not accept credit cards, please pay in cash." ”
Mo Ziyan gave him one thousand two, but the man didn't count them, so he said, "The money is not enough, there is still a difference of two thousand eight." ”
Mo Ziyan pointed in the direction of Hu Lili, and said gloatingly: "She will give the rest." ”
The man turned his neck very mechanically and looked at Hu Lili, Hu Lili dared to swear, she really heard the "click" sound made when her neck turned, so frightened that she immediately pulled Xiao Hei, hid behind him, and said complainingly: "Mo Ziyan, lend me some money!"
"Didn't you say that we don't have a relationship with half a dime, why should I borrow you?" Mo Ziyan clasped his hands on his chest and looked at her for a long time.
"You brought me here!"
"I'm bringing my girlfriend to dinner, and you're not. ”
Hu Lili gritted her teeth and poked out half of her head from behind Xiao Hei, looked at the man, and said pitifully: "Boss, I don't have enough cash on me, can I mortgage my mobile phone and documents here first, and I'll go to the bank to withdraw money to redeem it." ”
The originally stunned man's eyes suddenly burst out of a fine light, his right hand grabbed in the air, and a pig-killing knife flashing with cold light appeared in his hand, he looked at Hu Lili, and said in a yin voice: "You want to eat white food?"
"No, no, I'm going to the bank to withdraw money right away?" Hu Lili was almost stupid, I just didn't have so much cash on me to settle the bill?
The man didn't answer, but looked at her carefully from top to bottom, and a light flashed in his eyes that seemed to Hu Lili to be confused, and then he looked at Mo Ziyan and asked, "Is this woman yours?"
Listening to this means that if she is not Mo Ziyan's, this boss ...... Oh no, is this monster going to attack her?
Don't, she doesn't want to be caught sucking any yin yuan, and she doesn't want to be destroyed!
Thinking of this, she cast a pleading look at Mo Ziyan, it is related to life and chastity, she will not care about the past grievances for the time being, and leave this pit daddy's hotel first!
Mo Ziyan received her eyes asking for help, the corners of his lips hooked, and a look swept away: Are you begging me?
Yes, I beg you, help! Hu Lili is out of the way, and the world has the greatest fate.
What's in it for me to help you?
...... As long as I can get out safely, I will try to accommodate your requests.
After the quick eye exchange between the two, Mo Ziyan walked to Hu Lili's side, picked her up and hugged her in his arms, then lowered his head and kissed her on the face, while signaling Xiao Hei to give money, he said with a smile: "I was having fun with my woman, now that the account is settled, let's go." ”
Hu Lili, who was taken advantage of again, looked at him resentfully, and just wanted to slap him or step on him, but heard Mo Ziyan whisper in her ear: "If you want to stay, just do it." ”
People are under the roof, they have to bow their heads, who let themselves ask him now? Hu Lili had to forcibly suppress her anger.
It's all right, girl, she bears it! I'll talk about it after I'm gone! I'll find the biggest brick when I go back!