Sherlock Holmes, who was naked, wearing only a pair of bright red pants and a lot of makeup on his face, lay on the carpet of the train car and said to his roommate Watson, a former military doctor, "Lie down with me for a while, Watson." ”

The tall Watson's expression was very similar to that of the short Watson, the kind of person who wanted to hold down his roommate and beat him until he didn't know his mother, but he couldn't do it at the critical moment, and he yelled at Sherlock Holmes: "Why? ”

"I insist on it." With that, he grabbed Watson and dragged him down, and the two of them lay shoulder to shoulder on the carpet, and Sherlock Holmes lit his pipe and smoked it in a leisurely manner. It is worth mentioning that not long ago, Sherlock Holmes threw Watson's new wife off the speeding train.

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"Smoke afterwards?" Ai Ye was the first to break the silence and commented on the above scenario. Yes, Sherlock Holmes, who came from the Victorian era and was played by Tony's main body, finally put down his grenade, and while waiting to eat the flower chicken, everyone continued to watch "Sherlock Holmes 2".

Tony didn't want to watch it, and his reasons were good and powerful: "The 'friendship' between Sherlock Holmes and Watson is so touching, I really can't stand it." "When he said 'friendship', he curled his finger and made a "double quotation mark", almost without saying the basic situation.

But we also know that Tony is always so honest and honest, how can he not add fuel to the fire, so he not only came to watch "Sherlock Holmes 2" together, but also sent a copy of the original book "Sherlock Holmes Detective Collection" printed out by Jarvis, and he was also very reasonable: "I don't mind you reading my one-liner comics." ”

Having suffered from Tony's bad friend - Sherlock would never admit that Tony was his bad friend - and the bombardment of his father-in-law Ai Ye, Sherlock has been poisoned by a lot of superhero comics, and when he heard this, he raised his eyebrows and mocked: "Look at your height of 6 feet 1 inch (186 cm) in the comics?" I'm so honored. ”

Tony: "...... Do you think you're any better off in the original book? No, I'm saying the opposite, the greatest detective of the Victorian era is never mentioned in the books, Sherlock Holmes is a long-faced monster. Holycrap, where did you come from? ”

"I feel the need to let Mr. Moriarty come out and see Sherlock, who is a year old and a year old in mental age, to make him feel even more dead." Erin gave a pure smile.

Moriarty, who became a ghost and couldn't live at ease: "......"

Sherlock, who can't even go to a small class: "......"

Sherlock Holmes, who is battling wits with Professor James Moriarty: "......"

Realizing that this Moriarty was not human, Sherlock Holmes, who existed in another form that he did not know at all, was stunned for 0.01 second, and began to "sharpen his knife".

As soon as Erin came out, who competed with him.

At least before the plot of "Sherlock Holmes 2" came wave after wave, the Sherlock Holmes were quiet, and then they were obviously shocked by the "intricacies" of the plot, especially when they once again faced Sherlock Holmes disguised as an invincible ugly girl, a dynamic version.

Didn't you see that Theodore was concentrating on eating sweets instead of coming over to watch a movie together? Of course, the only ones who watched this movie seriously were Ai Ye and Tony, and the Holmes were absent-minded. Sherlock and Theodore's uncle were both distracted from flipping through the Sherlock Holmes Detective Book, and the other consulting detective was also interested in Moriarty's current breed (?). Very interested.

As for Sherlock Holmes from the Victorian era, there was some embarrassment, and he was a little unsettled after ruling out the other impossibilities and choosing to believe the most unbelievable possibility, which did not exclude the fact that he was on the train before the time shuttle, fighting the killers of an entire train sent by Professor James Moriarty, and Watson and his new wife were on that train, and the shape was very dangerous.

Erin looked at it for a while, and Jarvis had already integrated the number of space-time fluctuations when another consulting detective, the great detective of the Victorian era, came, so she was distracted to study the number jù. Towards the end of the film, Erin looks up and says to Sherlock Holmes, "Mr. Holmes, I think you can go back." "The number of shares that belonged to him has started to fluctuate again, and now it is approaching its peak." Based on my guess, I guess your time away from your plane is short. ”

"This is leaving?" Ai Ye said to Sherlock Holmes very solemnly the next moment: "I wish you and Watson a lover who will eventually become married." ”

Jarvis was multitasking, working part-time as a simultaneous translator, and the silence caused by this statement was exactly the same as the silence caused by the previous Sherlock Holmes Ugly Girl dynamic version.

"I'm afraid this time, I have to agree with Mr. Ai." Tony pretended to use 'must', and when he said this, he swept past Sherlock, and the other consulting detectives, especially Sherlock, despite the fact that his wife was nearby. So Erin looked at it with a smile, and Tony ...... "Okay, okay, welcome next time." ”

Erin didn't say anything more about Tony, and after Sherlock Holmes returned to his world, she looked at the movie that was already in its final end, and said, "Maybe we should bless Professor James Moriarty." ”

"Oh, dear Lynn, you should really take a good look at this, no, how much Professor Moriarty is adapted in this series of movies... Goldfish. Sherlock is also very multitasking, so let's take it as pertinent.

In fact, the last person to speak was Moriarty, who had become a ghost, but he didn't care about himself, and he returned to the jade gourd automatically and spontaneously.

Another consulting detective watched this scene, his pupils shrinking irrepressibly, and at this moment, Erin handed over a mobile phone, "Do you want to contact McCroft, Mr. Holmes?" I think he's worried about Theodore and you. Based on past experience, the speed of time between our two worlds is very close, and we are not sure how long you can stay in my and Sherlock's world, of course, now we can send you and Theodore directly back to your world. ”

The other consulting detective paused, took the phone, and then shoved it to his fat nephew, who was eating with a bulging mouth and a bulging belly, and squatted on the couch as if it were his own, his eyes skimming over Sherlock, Aiye, and finally to Tony. Obviously, he knew very well that Tony wasn't from this parallel universe, but he was able to come and go between the two parallel universes freely, which was really... Amazing, isn't it?

Tony spat out a word with a blank face: "Gay."

Ai Ye felt strange: "He didn't say anything." ”

Tony was also reasonable: "Don't you think Holmes and Watson are a couple?" They're all a couple, aren't they gay? Look at what it says, Watson's wife died within a few years, and after her death, Watson moved back to 221B Baker Street, and lived happily ever after with his daughter and Sherlock Holmes. I have to venture to speculate as to why Mrs. Watson died at such a young age, and that Sherlock Holmes could have done it invisibly—I didn't say anything. ”

None of the Sherlock Holmes insinuated by him paid any attention to him, if he rolled his eyes.

Theodore was wiping his chubby hand and was about to call Papa, and after digesting Tony's words, he said solemnly, "John is my uncle's ex-boyfriend, that's what Erica said." ”

Tony glanced at Theodore, "Although in the end it was you, a little fat man surnamed Sherlock Holmes, who supported me, I was almost moved. ”

Theodore hates people calling him a little fat man the most, Papa won't say he's fat, and his grandparents have said that children should be fatter, but he is within the standard weight of children in London. At that moment, he stared at those big bright eyes, and said to Tony, who had always called him a little fat man, "According to the laws of genetics, Theodore will grow at least 6 feet 1 inch tall in the future." ”

Tony: "...... Are kids so annoying nowadays? ”

If the hate in this sentence refers to precocious wisdom, then obviously it is thanks to genetics; Of course, if you mean literal annoyance, you can ask the teachers at the kindergarten school that I always said I would enroll you and Sherlock in, and I think they will give you a very pertinent answer. Erin said without looking up.

Isolated and helpless - here except for Ai Ye, the others are Sherlock Holmes, of course, this sentence Ai Ye does not admit it, Sherlock is the son-in-law of the Ai family, Erin did not change his surname to Sherlock Holmes, what is written on the marriage certificate is clear - Tony is still a dead duck and refuses to admit defeat, please, he is a Stark, Stark's dictionary has never conceded defeat. He shrugged his shoulders and said, "If you say that, I'll assume that you agree with me." ”

"I don't mind you making a fool of yourself." Erin will not fall behind in this regard, and at this time, after Tony made a remark of "Sherlock Holmes and Watson are proper Gay" just now, Aiye, who was in deep thought, spoke: "Nini, I think they gay because I read a lot of fanfiction, but you, as a playboy, are so sure that they gay, is it because you really read the fanfiction that Duntie has pushed all his life?" It is still classified as R or above. If that's true, then all I can say is that you won. ”

Sherlock and another consulting detective agreed, "Congratulations. ”

Theodore slowed down by half a beat, and he also said congratulations in a milky voice.

Tony, Tony has nothing to say.