0071 Thunderbolt on a sunny day
"Isn't she, she holds such a grudge?"
"Hey, isn't that, haven't you heard a word? Don't guess the girl's thoughts, the more you guess, the more you will be finished. ”
"Ahh The white fox wailed dejectedly on the bed, and kept flapping his legs, and the bed was a mess by him, and when the sun shone on it, the clearly visible dust drifted by, reflecting a narrow beam of light.
During class in the afternoon, I secretly ran to Miao Ling'er, and while my classmates didn't come, I quietly asked: "Did you place the sleep Gu in the white fox?" Miao Ling'er did not shy away at all, and admitted frankly: "Yes, I gave it to him, who asked him to joke with me." ”
"Hey, don't make trouble, he's not an ordinary person, is he a fellow Xuanmen, or the deputy director of the Ancient Cultural Affairs Bureau?"
Miao Ling'er looked at me as if she couldn't believe it: "You're not kidding, are you?
"Why am I kidding you, he's really the deputy director. As soon as he finished speaking, the white fox stepped forward aggrievedly: "Sister Ling'er, my good sister, I know it's wrong, hurry up and help me solve it." ”
"Hmph, then do you dare to make me happy in the future?"
The white fox made a swear gesture with his right hand that could move, indicating that he would never do it again, and Miao Ling'er was satisfied and took out a bottle the size of a snuffbox: "Untie the acupuncture points and put it on your nose and sniff." ”
The white fox did as he was told, and a methane-like stench wafted out, and after a while, a black bug about the size of a fly came out of his nose, burrowed into the bottle and disappeared. Miao Ling'er put the bottle away, returned to her seat, and ignored the white fox again.
I still have doubts in my heart, that is, whether the person who attacked me last night was Miao Ling'er's grandmother, and I hesitated to ask or not, but I couldn't help but speak: "I was attacked by a Wu clan's Jindan Realm master last night. ”
Miao Ling'er's hand was sluggish when she was flipping through the book and preparing for class, and she raised her head to look at me: "Do you suspect it's my grandmother?"
I didn't nod yes or shake my head in denial: "I don't know, I always think it's safer to ask you." ”
Miao Ling'er thought about it, as if she was recalling what her grandmother did and where she went last night, and said for a while: "Grandma was on duty in the girls' dormitory building after eating and practicing with me last night, and the general duty ends at eleven o'clock." Then grandma would close the curtains and practice in the duty room. It stands to reason that Grandma doesn't know that you are the owner of the Book of Heaven and will not attack you unless she gets some news. ”
"Hey, I'm going to an Internet café to play games in the afternoon. Lu Dong, the three of them entered the classroom noisily. Our whispered conversation was immediately interrupted, and there were so many people that our conversation could not continue unscrupulously.
So Miao Ling'er said: "Go to class first, and I'll go back and ask grandma after class." ”
I nodded, returned to my seat, and continued the lesson.
Since the white fox knew Miao Ling'er's identity, it had become very wrong, and he kept looking at Miao Ling'er's place for a lesson, not knowing what was going on in his heart. I couldn't help it, so I whispered under the desk while the teacher was engrossed, "Why are you staring at Miao Ling'er?"
The white fox shook his head, still looking at Miao Ling'er, as if he had committed a nymphomaniac. 'Damn, this guy wouldn't like this kind of sassy girlfriend, would he?' This look is definitely the look that touches the hearts of mortals. ’
"You're not going to be rectified by others and fall in love with them, right?"
As soon as this whispered sentence came out, the white fox immediately refused loudly: "No." ”
This roar can be lit on the wheat straw stack (maijie: straw after the wheat is dried, flammable), just when the teacher is talking energetically, he was frightened by the white fox, and his face suddenly became angry: "White fox, your name is weird, how strange people are weird, you say no, what is not? If you don't want to listen to class, you can go out, I don't remember you being absent from class." But don't disturb other students' studies. When you go to college, do you think it's high school? If you want to study, you can study, but if you don't study, you can get it. ”
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The white fox blushed and stood up and kept apologizing. The teacher breathed a sigh of relief: "Sit down." Let's move on. ”
"Hey, someone's got a heartbeat. But how can you practice?" I passed the sound to bury the white fox. The white fox's eyes were evil, and he turned white to me, and he also transmitted the voice: "I didn't pay attention to it before, but now I look at it, I just like this, how about it?
"Doing what is going on is the most taboo thing for practitioners. I'm afraid that your cultivation will be completely lost. ”
The white fox bit his lip with some pain: "It's okay, wouldn't it be better for Taoist couples to cultivate into a golden pill together, and be a pair of immortal couples?"
"Okay, then I'll wish you success. ”
An elective class, very fast. In a blink of an eye, it was time to get out of class, according to the previous agreement, Miao Ling'er had already gone to find her grandmother, and I followed with the white fox, although the tiger poison does not eat children, but I am not afraid of 10,000 just in case. In case her grandmother is really mad and it is not good for her, we can also resist it together, so what if I have a demon king here?
"Grandma. Miao Ling'er began to shout when she got downstairs in the girls' dormitory. The white fox and I were embarrassed to enter, so we had to wait outside the building. In order to make a good impression on her grandmother, the white fox tidied up her hair for half a class as soon as she heard that I was going to come to her grandmother to ask about something. It's really like getting married and meeting your parents.
"Girl, why is it so early today. "Hearing the old lady's voice from afar, she is still so spoiled.
"Grandma, I met yesterday that I have some questions for you. I'm sorry to get out of the house. ”
Standing outside the dormitory building, I didn't hear Miao Ling'er's grandmother's answer, but I saw her walking out with a gloomy face, and when she saw me and the white fox, she led us to a remote lawn without saying a word and said, "The person who went to find you yesterday was indeed me." I didn't expect that you, a little cultivator of refining qi and transforming gods, actually have a demon king by your side. It's me who underestimated you. ”
"Demon King, Brother Yi, won't it be you。。。。。 "The white fox has already contacted the affairs of the bureau, and immediately stood away from me and said.
I didn't know how to explain it to him, so I hurriedly interrupted him: "Don't think about it, this is my talisman spirit beast, which was almost killed by Tianji Zhenren before, and my family specially gave it to me." ”
I lied with a weak heart and fooled the past for the time being. The white fox sighed, stood back beside me, suddenly realized something again, and rubbed his hands excitedly: "I'm cao, Brother Yi, you have the demon king's protection." Cow, too awesome. ”
"What's the matter, this grandma is a wizard of the Jindan Realm, isn't it even more shocking?" I announced the identity of Miao Ling'er's grandmother, and the white fox's eyes were about to fall, and he said in a questioning tone: "What? Miao Ling'er's grandmother is a Jindan Realm wizard. Mommy, mommy, mommy. After calling a series of mothers in a row, the white fox stroked my shoulders and stood up: "This news is really shocking." I'm going to take it slowly, I'm going to take it slowly. ”
"Hehehe. Mrs. Miao laughed heavily and said, "It's over, isn't Director Ziya of your Affairs Bureau also from Jindan Realm? ”