Chapter 037 - Xiao Xiao fell out of love

He Fei kept his distance from Jiang Chengkai because he didn't want to harm others and himself, but in order to prevent Nitan from doing anything out of the ordinary, he still gritted his teeth and agreed to this request.

So on the third day after getting the pass, He Fei had to be "invited" to return to the military academy.

He specially chose a time when most of the students were in class to go back, but there were still many military cadets who had no classes walking around the campus, and naturally noticed the sneaky He Fei. He Fei received the gaze of passers-by, and his scalp suddenly went numb.

It's just that he seems to have forgotten that his current equipment was newly given to him by Major General Jiang, which was completely different from the complicated machine qì person costume before, and He Fei, who had revealed most of his face, lit up. Therefore, the students' gaze was amazed and curious, not stunned.

Under heavy pressure (self-thought), He Fei arrived at the infirmary with great difficulty.

It wasn't until he was about to raise his hand and knock on the door that he remembered that he had been in a hurry the last time, and he didn't know which office Nitan was in.

At this moment, a sweet and cold female voice sounded behind him.

"You're here, come with me."

He Fei turned around and saw Nitan standing in front of him expressionlessly, only half a meter away.

"it!" He Fei was startled, took a half step back, and slammed the back of his head against the wall.

Netan: "......"

He Fei rubbed his head frantically.

Netan: ".................."

Nitan's eyes moved, and she looked at him without saying a word, but finally pursed her lips and turned away, as if she was sure that He Fei would follow.

He Fei hugged his head and followed.

He dared to swear with his head that this little nurse definitely wanted to roll her eyes just now, didn't she?

I want to express my disdain, but I don't want to destroy my image, what a sullen little nurse......

But as he walked, He Fei didn't have so much energy to think about it. Nitan led him around the corner to a large iron door deep in the hallway. There was only a head-sized window on the large iron door, and the inside was covered with a cloth. As soon as He Fei opened the door, there would be an illusion that there would be a whole real yàn brigade waiting for him inside.

Nitan unscrewed the doorknob and pushed it in.

He Fei swallowed his saliva fiercely, stomped his foot, and followed.

…… Fortunately, fortunately, there was no real yàn brigade, and there was not even a single hair in the room except for the two of them, only a large number of metal instruments that He Fei couldn't name, which lined the whole room extremely cold...... It's still like Frankenstein's real yàn room, QAQ!

Brother Fei was almost scared to pee.

"Take off your clothes."

“…… What?!! ”

Nitan's sudden words suddenly made He Fei cover his chest and take a few steps back, "What do you want to do?" ”

The corners of Nitan's mouth curled mockingly, patted the medical bed next to him, and said, "I told you to take off your coat and lie down." ”

He Fei exaggerated a sigh of relief: "I'm scared to death, I thought you were going to insult me." ”

Netan: "......"

He Fei: "After all, I'm so handsome, there are still many people who covet me." ”

Netan: "......"

Nitan's answer was that he viciously pressed the device next to the bed.

He Fei tightened for a while, and even the speed of taking off his coat sped up a little.

Wearing only a small black vest and a pair of slacks, he lay on the leather treatment bed, and his skin came into contact with the cold artificial leather, He Fei was shrunk by the cold, and was immediately held down by Nitan.

"Pss

He Fei didn't hold back and turned on the vibration mode.

Netan: "......??? ”

"Puff hahaha - I'm sorry, hahaha - I'm afraid of itching hahaha"

Netan: "......"

She silently withdrew her hand.

He Fei also stopped laughing in embarrassment.

The next procedure is much simpler, and it is similar to the scenes seen in the TV series in the previous life.

Nitan asked him a few questions about his recent physical condition, and then took a mallet like a probe and shone it on his lower abdomen for a long time. Of course, just like in his previous life, he still couldn't see any clues from the black and white display screen.

At this moment, Nitan suddenly pointed to a white block the size of a thumb on the screen and said, "This is your child." ”

“？”

"It's been twenty-four to twenty-five days, more than three weeks, and there's a heartbeat."

“……”

"If he can be born, he should be a very healthy and intelligent child."

He Fei smiled dryly: "Don't be kidding, how can I ......"

"I'm just talking," Nitan interrupted him with a blank face, "It's just a real body, and even if you want to give birth, the institution won't let you give birth." Not to mention...... It's impossible for you to be in your current situation, right? ”

He Fei turned his face away, and couldn't bear to look directly at her cold expression: "...... Oh, yes. ”

"In fact, after a normal partner has offspring, they will water the embryo with the body fluids of the attacking side from the second month of pregnancy to before giving birth, so that the embryo can grow more vigorously."

“…… What the hell are you kidding me? He Fei couldn't help but turn back, "It's not that it's better not to ...... during pregnancy What, otherwise it will affect the development of the fetus? ”

"You're talking about the characteristics of creatures on the galactic plane, right?" Nitan glanced at him meaningfully, "The races of the Bud-Swallowing Star Plane are all plant-based, and it is the best tonic to get more body fluids from the attacker, and there will definitely be no such thing as zài damaging the fetus." ”

He Fei stammered: "Ah...... Yes, is that so......"

Nitan said, "yes." In the same way, the other seven planes, with the exception of the Putans and the super-intelligent plane, do not benefit from bodily fluids during pregnancy. Why, as a genius with a perfect score in the written test for entering the school, don't you even know these basic common sense? ”

"This, this ......" He Fei broke out in a cold sweat, for fear of being recognized as not the original goods, and lamely argued, "Such an obscene thing, how can I pay attention to it when it is so pure!" ”

Netan: "......"

Nitan frowned in disgust, "Don't talk to me in this tone, I can't help but beat you up." ”

He Fei continued to pretend to be a soft girl weakly and a little badly: "You are so bad, I am a pregnant husband!" ”

Netan: "......"

Nitan smiled fiercely at him: "Don't worry, plant babies are not so easy to get hurt, and a beating is not in the way." ”

He Fei: "......"

Damn, I'm scared to death! Nitan must be the reincarnation of a demon! It's terrifying!

I have to say that He Fei's intuition is also unexpectedly sharp at some times......

Of course, in the end, Nitan still let He Fei go, not because she couldn't bear to do it, but because she was too lazy to do it.

In this regard, He Fei said: Sister Evil Ghost begs to continue to be lazy, it's better to be too lazy to send him a message to ask him to come over for a pregnancy test, it's a lot of pressure.

The evil ghost sister said: No.

HE Fei: QAQ, okay......

The prenatal check-up lasted for about two hours, and He Fei stayed in this cold room with Nitan for so long, either lying in a daze or watching her write in a daze.

Until it was time to leave, He Fei still couldn't help but ask: "That, do you like incense?" He pointed to the smoking incense burner on the table.

"yes," Nitan smiled wryly, "do you like it?" If you like it, I'll give you a little bit. ”

"No, no, no, you better keep it for yourself."

Damn, how dare you accept it, if Nitan secretly puts some poison in it, not only will he have two lives, but the entire Jiang family will probably blow up. When the time comes, he will not only die blindly, but he may also be dragged out and whipped.

The more He Fei thought about it, the more frightened he became, and he shuddered, and before he had time to say goodbye, he fled without looking back, and naturally he didn't see it, and Nitan was behind him, showing a smile that was even more terrifying than just now.

……

walked all the way out of the infirmary and stood at the door, He Fei was at a loss again.

Where should he go now? Go home? But he didn't know the way home, so how could he go back? Although the encyclopedia is a small encyclopedia, it also does not have the function of guiding the way. He Fei touched his chest, suddenly paused, turned around and walked in the other direction.

If you look closely, it turns out to be the direction of the student dormitory building.

Since none of the things in his dormitory have been moved home, it is better to go to the dormitory to sleep first, or it is good to go to the virtual world, and he hasn't exercised mentally for a long time.

Walking on the tree-lined path, there was no one around, and the furball that had been squatting on top of He Fei's head and was invisible also shook its feathers, revealing its round blue body, and happily "chirped" twice.

He Fei stretched out his hand and scratched its stomach.

The hairball suddenly collapsed comfortably on top of He Fei's head.

When he returned to the dormitory, He Fei originally thought that no one was there, after all, he remembered that his class schedule was full today, so don't work too hard. But when he pushed open the door of the dormitory, he could faintly hear the sound of music. You know, the soundproofing of every room in the dormitory is top-notch. He was standing in the living room now, and if he could hear the music like that, it would show how loud the speaker in the room was.

Is Lin Xiaoxiao deaf?

He Fei couldn't help but step forward and knock on his door.

There was no response inside.

He Fei slammed the door hard.

Still no response.

He Fei directly held the doorknob and was uninvited.

However, as soon as the door opened, the sound wave almost bounced He Fei out. He Fei held on to the door frame, and when he looked closely, he saw Lin Xiaoxiao wearing only a pair of underwear, lying on the floor bare-chested, life and death unknown. If you look closely, Bai Huahua's belly is still rising and falling slightly, well, still alive......

He Fei breathed a sigh of relief, walked in and turned off the stereo, squatted down and pushed Lin Xiaoxiao.

It's just that as soon as he got closer, He Fei couldn't help but pinch his nose.

What a strong smell of wine!

The room has its own air purification system, and even the air is still fresh, but the strong smell of wine on Lin Xiaoxiao's body can't be purified, and it's so heavy that it's scary to death, how much did you drink!

The furball couldn't help but sneeze, rolled off He Fei's head, and landed on Lin Xiaoxiao's belly.

Shaking his head, the hairball stepped on his belly twice, it was so soft!

Probably waking up by stepping on, Lin Xiaoxiao groaned and rubbed his head and sat up.

The hangover gave him a headache, and he didn't even notice that there was another person in the room, so he stood up on the edge of the bed. The hairball was caught off guard and rolled off his stomach, one claw grabbing the edge of his panties and hanging upside down in the air.

He Fei hurriedly took the bird back in distress.

Lin Xiaoxiao only saw a fair-skinned and delicate hand flickering under him, and suddenly took two steps back with Ding Ding and fell on the bed.

He Fei met his frightened eyes and said helplessly: "What are you doing?" ”

Lin Xiaoxiao blinked, as if he was not fully awake, and said uncertainly: "...... He Fei? ”

"It's me!"

"You're not dead, are you?"

"......" He Fei choked, "Why should I die?" ”

"Didn't you drop out?"

"Yes, but I'm not dead when I dropped out."

"I thought you couldn't stand Major General Jiang's murderous attributes, you couldn't get out of bed every day, and you couldn't go to class, so you dropped out."

"Nima......" He Fei roared, "can you not be so dirty, bastard!" ”

"This is just the most normal guess......" Lin Xiaoxiao covered his ears and said aggrievedly, "People are just worried about you." ”

The corners of He Fei's mouth twitched: "Then thank you really for worrying." ”

"You're welcome," Lin Xiaoxiao said, "We're roommates, I've missed you so much in the past few days when you're away!" ”

He Fei: "Oh. ”

I miss you too!

The furball enthusiastically spread its little short wings towards Lin Xiaoxiao, hoping to get a friendly scratch.

It's a pity that Lin Xiaoxiao can't see him, and only cares about talking to He Fei.

The hairball suddenly fell to the ground and drooped down the silly hair on the top of his head.

He Fei rubbed its head comfortingly.

Lin Xiaoxiao was also very sad, "I expressed my emotions so eloquently, you actually only replied to me?" Are you serious? ”

He Fei was expressionless: "You can't be more serious." ”

Lin Xiaoxiao: "You are ruthless, you are cruel, you are unreasonable." ”

He Fei didn't answer his words, pointed to his eyes and said, "Don't you explain why your eyes are so swollen and full of alcohol?" ”

Lin Xiaoxiao was stunned when he heard this, and tears filled his eyes again in the next second.

He Fei: "......"

Qiong Yao's protagonist is possessed!

Lin Xiaoxiao looked at the ceiling at a forty-five degree angle, and choked up half-bright and half-sadly: "I, goddess, she, there is, male pot friend, it!" ”

He Fei was given goosebumps by his strange way of breaking sentences, he looked at the poster on the wall, and said, "Is this female singer named Ke Lan?" ”

"What is a female singer! It's a goddess! Lin Xiaoxiao jumped up as if he had been stepped on his tail, stood on the bed, and looked down at He Fei with his waist crossed, "Lord Goddess Kelan!" It is a sacred being that no one is allowed to desecrate! She's just an ordinary worker, though! Not the captain! Not even a partner! Just a worker! But she is still a national idol! It is the spiritual belief of the people of the whole Federation! ”

He Fei couldn't help but interject: "Isn't the national idol Major General Jiang?" ”

"Don't interrupt me!" Lin Xiaoxiao glared at him angrily, "Ke Lan is a goddess, and Major General Jiang is a male god, it's different!" ”

"Good, good."

“…… Where did I just go? ”

"Saying that the goddess is a spiritual faith."

"That's right! Spiritual Faith! Lin Xiaoxiao nodded vigorously, "The goddess is only sixteen years old this year, two years younger than me, and the captain of that beast actually dares to openly hug the goddess's little waist in public, it's just scum!" It's scum! It's the dregs of society! It's the devil who deserves to be burned at the stake! But the waist of the goddess is really beautiful, there are lower abdominal muscles, there is a fishing line, but it is a little thicker, alas, it is almost the same as me, but I don't have a fishing line, do you want to practice one? ”

"......" He Fei patted his stomach, "Don't be delusional, let's continue to talk about that scumbag." ”

"Oh," Lin Xiaoxiao suddenly withdrew from his fantasy and continued to share the same hatred as those fans on the interstellar network, "There was a parade on East Street yesterday, but the military academy stipulates that you can't go out of school casually, and I didn't make it!" You can only watch live streaming online! It's too much! It's so sadistic! ”

"So you just got drunk and didn't even go to class?"

"It's still a fart, the goddess has a boyfriend, I don't want to live!"

“……”

It was the first time He Fei saw a brain-dead fan who was more radical than his roommate in his previous life, and he suddenly didn't know what to say.

It's useless to comfort, it's useless to encourage, do you really say to him, you go die, I support you?

He Fei shook his head vigorously.

At this moment, the terminal on Lin Xiaoxiao's wrist sounded.

Lin Xiaoxiao opened it and looked at it, and suddenly jumped three feet high.

"Ahhhh

He Fei looked at the roommate of the COS ape Taishan in front of him, and silently moved away a little.

Goddess Ke Lan was reinstated as single, Lin Xiaoxiao was instantly resurrected with full blood, and her pale face from hangover also became ruddy, standing on the bed alone and dancing, she almost pulled He Fei to dance together.

By the time he had gone crazy enough, it would be half an hour later.

He Fei sat on the chair and yawned, boredly brushing Xingbo.

It seems that the female singer Ke Lan is really very popular, almost on par with Major General Jiang's red-hot Cheng dù, the first three of the hottest Xingbo topics are hers, what #Goddess Love Exposure#, #神秘C男友当众亲密#, #女神辟谣C男被打脸#之类的等等.

He Fei brushed for a while, and also listened to two of Ke Lan's most popular songs, which were really moving. Her voice is neutral, with an inexplicable magnetism, which is easy to stop. He Fei faintly felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say why, so he could only choose to turn off the music.

The fans who like Ke Lan are mixed men and women, covering almost all ages. But the strange thing is that a lot of Ke Lan's information on the interstellar network is unknown, including his parents and identity background. Ke Lan debuted at the age of fourteen, and it took only two years to become popular throughout the Federation, and Major General Jiang can't compare to this alone.

When Lin Xiaoxiao finished going crazy, he was going to pull He Fei to celebrate together.

He Fei was dragged by him to almost kneel, and hurriedly grabbed the chair and said, "You're not going to class?" ”

Lin Xiaoxiao waved his hand: "What other classes are you going to take!" Let's go out over the wall and have a drink to celebrate! ”

He Fei looked at his excited expression, and just wanted to say yes, but immediately shook his head: "No, I can't drink." ”

Lin Xiaoxiao was puzzled: "Why?" ”

He Fei said vaguely: "Anyway, it's not good, I've not been in good health recently." ”

Lin Xiaoxiao blurted out: "Is there kidney deficiency?" ”

He Fei: "......"

He gritted his teeth: "Whatever you say, you just can't drink it." ”

"That's ......"

Lin Xiaoxiao took his words as a tacit acquiescence, his gaze moved down to his lower abdomen, and his expression became sympathetic.

He Fei: "......"

But Lin Xiaoxiao still didn't plan to let him go: "Then you can drink some tree sap with me!" ”

Tree tree tree tree sap?!

Before He Fei could recover from the words of this ghost beast, he was pulled out by Lin Xiaoxiao again, and just like last time, he drilled the dog hole.

All the way to a bar near the school.

Lin Xiaoxiao greeted the bartender familiarly: "Hi, Nikon." ”

"Xiao Xiao," the bartender Nikon was flipping through the bartender, nodding at him, and then looking at He Fei, "Who is this?" ”

"He Fei, my roommate."

"He Fei?" Nikon screamed in surprise, almost missing the shaker, "You are Major General Jiang's partner?" ”

His voice was not small, fortunately there were not too many customers in the bar during the day, but a few people still heard the sound and came over.

He Fei said embarrassedly: "Yes, yes, can I ask you to be quiet." ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry," Nikon quickly covered his mouth, "I'm just too surprised, it's the most apologetic, your first drink is mine." ”

"Not really, you can recommend me any good non-alcoholic beverages here." He Fei said with a smile.

Nikon smiled and said stiffly, "Most of our alcohol here is non-alcoholic. ”

He Fei was stunned.

However, Lin Xiaoxiao saw He Fei's dazedness, and hurriedly leaned into his ear to explain.

Only then did He Fei know that there was another big difference between the Swallowing Star Plane and the Galactic Plane - the so-called wine in their world was actually pure juice! And the so-called alcohol is actually an aphrodisiac!

He Fei is full of black lines.

Is it true that the physique of aliens is completely different from that of earthlings?

…… Of course, it is different for men to have children!

I was almost forced to be unrestrained just now, He Fei wiped the sweat on his forehead, and said with a dry smile: "Then bring me a drink, you recommend." "Juice shouldn't be a problem, right? He's more than 20 percent human in human ancestry.

"I want to, give me a glass of 70 percent pure alcohol." Lin Xiaoxiao said.

"Hey," He Fei couldn't help but pat him, "Didn't you just say ......"

Lin Xiaoxiao smiled evilly: "I'm different from you." ”

“…… What's the difference? ”

"I just said it when I treat you as a friend, I secretly sue you, and I am not allowed to sue others," Lin Xiaoxiao bit his ear with him, "Actually, I am a pure-blooded human being, one hundred percent pure-blood." ”

“…… Ha? He Fei was dumbfounded.

"My parents are plane carriers, immigrants from Earth." Lin Xiaoxiao paused, "But now except for the galactic plane, there are almost no pure-blooded humans in the other planes, and even the galactic plane is mixed with other races, and there are less than 10,000 pure-blooded humans left." ”

He Fei: "......"

Refreshed the three views again......

Also, I really want to swap bodies with Lin Xiaoxiao!!