Beijing's Spring Festival, in fact, has begun in the month of the lunar month, Professor Zhou and his family are authentic Beijingers, before the two children came, they had prepared the New Year's dumplings with laba garlic, and the son and daughter-in-law went to Singapore for the festival, they were also happy to have a simple New Year.

The day after Gu Sen arrived in Beijing, it was already the twenty-seventh day of the lunar calendar. For the New Year, food, and clothing, Mrs. Zhou has already swept it around accompanied by Carlos, and now there is everything in the courtyard, so it is almost cleaned.

So after getting up on the morning of the twenty-seventh year, Carlos drove the old couple to Old Man Feng's house, leaving him and Gu Sen in the courtyard, and the two of them rolled up their sleeves and began to clean. From high to low, inside and out, the whole process clearly shows Carlos's dominance in the future family.

"King! Are you going to wipe down the entire room with a towel? Go wash up! It's so dirty that you can't see the original color. ”

"King! The display case has to be wiped from above, and the dust is also affected by gravity and will not float up! ”

"King! Don't half of your body be in the air! Be careful and safe, as long as this plastic steel window is removed, the front and back can be wiped, and the small dust in the track can be made with a hair dryer or a fine-head vacuum cleaner. ”

"King! ……”

After a big cleaning, even Carlos, who recently got the [three heads and six arms], is physically and mentally tired, needless to say, climbing high and low, rubbing and dragging, usually doing too little housework, and his skills are rusty.

I was tired and was pitted by my own man! In addition to sweeping the floor and washing dishes, Carlos found that Gu Ershao's housework ability was 0, and if he accidentally missed his eyes, he would mess around.

After washing his hands, Carlos slowly walked over to the man sitting in the living room shrouded in shadows, and pressed one paw against the board and rubbed it vigorously.

"What's the matter, staying with me is so wronged by you?"

has been sprayed for a morning, and it doesn't make people feel aggrieved! How to do a daughter-in-law!

Gu Sen glanced at the person who spoke, stretched out his hands to wrap his arms around Carlos's waist, and buried his face in the other party's lower abdomen, his nose was full of fresh ...... Toilet cleaner smell.

"You're so coquettish, are you worthy of your tough guy face? Hurry up and change your clothes, and I'm going to go to Uncle Niu's house for dinner later. ”

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This February, Carlos experienced an authentic Beijing Spring Festival.

Cook New Year's dinner on Chinese New Year's Eve, paste couplets, and everyone stays up all night to keep the New Year; On the first day of the first lunar month, under the leadership of Professor Zhou, he went everywhere to see the older generation teasing Gu Sen's paralyzed face, and by the way, he received red envelopes and visited temple fairs; On the sixth day of the first lunar month, I walked the flyover with Gu Sen.

Happy days always pass very quickly, and on the eighth day of the first lunar month, Gu Sen was sent away, and Carlos began to enter the days of brushing skills again.

In just one winter vacation, his skill level has risen significantly.

The current information is:

Characteristics: Bad hearted, lucky, computer genius, natural performer, charismatic, brave

Happiness points: 750

Lifetime Rewards: Fast Learner, Natural Cooking, Fast Metabolism, Extra Strength, Obsessive Audience, Legendary Host, Keen Observation, Three Heads and Six Arms

Household funds: 25400W

Skills: Cooking Level 10, Logic Level 9, Sports Level 10, Painting Level 10, Charisma Level 8, Dexterity Level 9, Singing Level 9, Guitar Level 6, Planting Level 4, Fishing Level 5.

When he brushed his skills, the system also brushed out the relevant skill expectations in a particularly humane way, so in just over ten days, he earned nearly 10,000 happiness points, and finally successfully exchanged the man's staying power worth 100,000 points for the [Three Heads and Six Arms] worth 100,000 points.

The happiness point is almost empty.

Then with the blessing of Old Man Feng and Du Lao's BUFF, the singing skills have reached level 9 and a half, in addition to the original various styles of songs in the system, a performance category of opera has also been added. However, according to Old Man Feng, Carlos only graduated from singing, and he was still far from fighting.

Logic skills have also been directly promoted to level 9, and he has learned the moves of Go and chess, and over time, as long as he is familiar with and accustomed to the moves of other chess games, the use of logic skills will be carried forward sooner or later, and he will become a legendary all-round chess player.

The rest is to accompany his teacher to the farm for recreation, all kinds of flowers, vegetables, fishing or something, and after a few days, the planting and fishing skills have been upgraded by one level.

The progress of the charm skill is still slow, and every explosive growth can only be brushed on Gu Sen.

For his lover's willful behavior that always likes to be like this to himself, and he is not responsible for extinguishing the fire, Gu Sen intellectually refuses, but his body is very honest, both expectant and aggrieved.

Thinking about the days when there is almost a year of dire trouble, on a certain Cheng dù, he is still very glad that they are in a long-distance relationship, otherwise sooner or later he will not do it!

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Putting aside Gu Sen, who returned to Shanghai, when the winter vacation ended, Carlos returned to CAFA with the latest version of the character information in his hand. Unfortunately, not everyone is in the same mood as him.

As soon as he opened the door of the dormitory, a strong sour smell of wine surged, and the five senses that had been blessed by the system were particularly strong, and within 0.5 seconds, Carlos immediately blocked his nose with his arm, sniffing the smell of softener from his clothes, and he struggled to kick away the garbage on the dormitory floor, and walked to the balcony to open the window for ventilation.

At this time, the nerd with a big bag of cleaning supplies came back, the two glanced at each other, and decisively and silently began to tidy up the dormitory, packing up the instant noodle bags and empty wine bottles that were littered everywhere, picking up the clothes that were torn into tatters and throwing them in the trash, and sweeping away the confetti and smashed cups all over the floor.

After nearly an hour of cleaning and sorting out 4 large bags of garbage, the dormitory was freed from the title of kennel, but the whole process, the big thing on the peach bed was still motionless.

Pulling the nerd out of the balcony, Carlos asked directly.

"What's wrong with Peaches?"

The nerd shook his head.

"I only came back half a day before you, and he hasn't moved."

Remembering the news I heard before, there are drunk people who want to vomit but turn over unconsciously, can't vomit and then the vomit gets stuck in the throat and suffocates to death, Carlos is a little worried.

He came to Peach's bedside, climbed the stairs of the bed, and patted the arched quilt with his hand.

"Peaches? Wake up, what's wrong with you? ”

The nerd also hurried to the bedside, got a glass of warm water by the way, and waited for Peaches to get up.

Smelling of alcohol, Peach is woken up by Carlos, who struggles to open his swollen single eyelid and lay on his bed staring at smallpox. Carlos then realized that Peach's face was so innocent, with a large patch of black and blue under his eyes, and the bags under his eyes were amazingly strict, as if he had been ruined by time for ten years.

Before he could express his thoughts, Peach's next action directly made Carlos shoot and slapped the person back to the bed.

"Don't go! I love you! ”

said that it was too late and that it was fast, and he couldn't see the drunken state at all, Peaches burst out of his hand, lifted the quilt with one hand, and immediately sat up from the bed, and with the other hand, he scooped up Carlos, who was leaning on his side, and his mouth full of alcohol went to the handsome face of the person!

it! What a shameless one! The garbage in this place is definitely not caused in just two days, and I don't believe that Carlos was killed, and Peaches is still in the mood to brush her teeth every morning and evening these days! A mouthful of wine stinks and you want to pounce on it and kiss it? Let's send you to heaven!

"Smack-"

"Bang-"

The crisp slap and the impact that made the whole bed shake made the nerd who had missed the highlight scene by pouring water look back in surprise.

"What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, Peaches is fighting mosquitoes, and by the way, she dropped herself."

After the nerd sighed, he continued to concentrate on pouring boiling water into the cold water, so why did he believe Carlos's words so lightly, where did the mosquitoes come from in the zero temperature? Falling on the ground is already rare, and it is impossible to fall on the bed board!

Regardless of whether it may be impossible, anyway, thanks to Carlos's slap, Peaches is sober, but the poor child's brain is still confused, and he only feels a constant stinging pain on his cheeks, and when he came back to his senses, he heard what Carlos said to the nerd, and subconsciously thought that he was accidentally injured by his own mosquito.

“…… You guys...... It's back......"

"If you don't come back, I guess I'll only be able to help you collect the body when school starts, come down and wash your face."

By the time Momoko had cleaned himself up and finally had a little human appearance, 30 minutes had passed, and he was sitting at the table, eating the porridge that the nerd had bought, and his stomach was finally a little more comfortable after tossing for days.

"You were dumped?"

This sentence came out coldly, and the peaches that were drinking gruel were immediately choked, and two grains of white rice that had not yet been cooked were squirted out of his nose. Completely unaware of the perpetrator, Carlos pulled out two tissues and handed them over with a look of disgust.

"I just confessed that I was wrong, and all kinds of begging and crying told me not to leave, and I confessed in a numb manner. When did your criteria for choosing a mate overlap with mine? ”

Isn't it, if you can mistake a rough man of 1.8 meters for your girlfriend, what kind of blindness does that have to be?

The wolf took the tissue, and the peach wiped her mouth and nose.

"Ahem, my eyes were covered with at that time, no. Alas, didn't I say before, my girlfriend is my childhood plum? Playing together since childhood, our first kiss was each other, what was the first time she came there, and I bought sanitary napkins for her. I always thought that our relationship for so many years would not diminish even if we were separated by a city. ”

Peaches stirred the porridge with a spoon and watched the grains of white rice swirl in the bowl. At this point, the nerd raised his hand and asked for a question.

"Although I rarely be in the dormitory, I've never seen you two talk to each other on the phone."

This is also what Carlos wants to ask, although Peach stays in the dormitory all day, he rarely uses the phone, basically plays games on the live broadcast, he really hasn't seen him have a phone call with his girlfriend, if it weren't for the fact that in December he said that he would go home early to spend Christmas with his girlfriend, Carlos didn't remember that it turned out that Peach had a girlfriend.

The peach girlfriend who has a sense of 0 in zài.

"She doesn't like to use electronic devices, and although she has a phone, she doesn't carry it with her."

it! There are still such people? Carlos and the nerd's expressions have been illustrated.

It is for this reason that unless Momoko can go to Tianjin in person to go on a date with her girlfriend, she really can't contact anyone. Just Carlos wondered, was it because he hadn't seen each other for a long time and had no contact, so he was dumped? Momoko continued.

"At Christmas, I actually noticed that something was wrong, there was a large stack of neatly organized letters in her room, and the vase was full of strange flowers, grass, branches, etc., and her mother was going to lose it, and she was angry."

Hearing this, Carlos suddenly remembered a certain famous book. He tentatively spoke.

"Your girlfriend can't be a literary young man, right?"

Sure enough, Peaches nodded heavily.

The next thing is also very simple, the literary young woman is an electronic product inadaptability, when she meets another literary young man, a letterhead with various bouquets every day is their main way of communication.

What's more, it's not the same roses or lilies or something, and the young man is especially good at playing. According to the contents of the letter, he used different colors of solid color envelopes, all kinds of special stationery, anyway, according to Momoko, he had seen a light blue envelope once, with a very ordinary reed flower pasted on it.

Of course, people's girlfriends don't need to be called so down-to-earth, people said, this is Dihua, the Dihua of "Xunyang Jiangtou Night Sending Guests, Maple Leaves and Dihua in Autumn" in Bai Juyi's "Pipa Xing". has abandoned textbooks for many years, and the impression of "Pipa Xing" in Peach's brain is only "coming out after a long time, still holding the pipa and half covering his face".

From this, we can see how strict the daily generation gap between literary young women and game houses is.

At that time, Momoko didn't have bad thoughts about his girlfriend having an extra pen pal, after all, since he was a child, his girlfriend's pen pals have gone all over the world, and often they can't last long, and his girlfriend takes the initiative to disconnect from them.

Peach, who was fortunate enough to see his girlfriend replying to the letter, thought, nonsense, write a letter to you and make friends, but it turned out to be similar to writing a famous book after reading it, who could stand it! This is still at the middle school level, and when I get to college, I write letters with my girlfriend, and the whole article is a small essay on literary and artistic works! You can all take it and submit it for publication!

So this time, it is natural for Peaches not to take this literary and artistic young man who writes letters and flowers in his eyes. So I was happy to see the boat capsize in the gutter. That literary young man is the president of the school's literary club! Authenticity is guaranteed! What is the feeling after reading! What is a small essay!

Sprinkle tens of thousands of words!

In the end, after a long exchange of letters, the two found that each other was another little wing they had been looking for for many years, and finally decided to overcome all difficulties and fly with each other.

"The first time she took the initiative to send me a message, that is, she was going to heaven with another man! I still don't understand what Heaven is. ”

Caressing Peach's head with pity, Carlos felt a little weak. Conan and Kaneda will die wherever they go, and those who go will be dumped wherever they go. It is a sin to have He Man in front and the single dog in Rhode Island, and then there are Han paper and peaches in the back of CAFA.

"Weallareonlyhaveawingtheangel,onlyhasthemutualhugtobeabletosoar.Poems by Luciano de Creschen. How the hell did you two come together? ”

Stunned by Carlos's pronunciation, Momoko hugged herself and trembled, then said with a sad face.

"How do I know, it's natural to be together anyway, and she wants me to bless her after the unilateral breakup! What the heck! ”

"So you made yourself like this?"

Scratching her face in embarrassment, Momoko grinned.

"I ran back too early, none of you were there, the dormitory was empty, and I wasn't in the mood for scum games, so I left alone and gave up on myself. But after a few days, I've figured it out now. It's okay to break up, but we don't have a common topic for a long time anyway. It's just that we've been together since I was a child, and I've also imagined the future, but when I was confident that I would be a good man and be able to bear her for the rest of my life, I was suddenly given up, and the reason was so nonsense, I was just a little unwilling. ”

Peaches' words, Carlos understands, he broadcasts live four days a week, relying on the rewards of fans, he can earn more than 100,000 yuan a month, and he usually stays in the dormitory or goes out to exercise with Carlos, he doesn't pick up girls, he doesn't stay overnight, the expenses are not large, and the money is saved regularly. He is indeed a good man who can run a house.

It's a pity that it's still no match for true love.

Momoko patted Carlos on the shoulder with emotion.

"Brother's negative teaching material is here, you have to get along with your local tyrants. Call her more when you have time, long-distance relationships are not terrible, but I am afraid that there will be no communication. Nerd, you too, if you want to fall in love, you have to find a girl who is also a nerd, otherwise you will definitely break up. ”

After finishing speaking, Peaches sighed and took the initiative to lift the garbage bag in the room and walked to the door.

Isn't this a broken love? As for it?