Chapter 41 Coming, Civil War!

Shortly after the events in Skovia ended, the Avengers returned to their usual peaceful lives.

Prior to this, Daniel, who was already a bit inclined to plan control, worked out a series of measures with Jarvis in advance.

The general content is: 'How to stop the feud between Tony and the twins from escalating', 'How to make Tony and the captain speak calmly', 'How to prevent Hawkeye from shooting him into a hornet's nest when Tony throws away Hawkeye's usual arrows and replaces them with high-tech arrows', 'How to make Tony not talk about Natasha and get beaten until he can't get up', etc.

Don't be exaggerating.

After going through so many things, Daniel deeply realized that with Tony's skills, he could get everyone to kill him, and it would not take him about ten minutes.

However, what he never expected was that none of the qiē he was worried about happened.

Because, in the end, the person who completely broke with Tony Stark was actually himself.

This has to start with the Samoyed puppy, and it was indeed Daniel's own bad intentions at the beginning......

As the only stuffed creature in the Avengers Mansion, the snow-white Samoyed puppy has gained the affection of almost all women.

It has almost wiped out all the beauties who frequent the Avengers Tower.

For example, the glamorous Agent Maria Hill, the charming and touching Natasha, the Red Witch with a little girl and a simple but hot body, and the professional woman Pepper who occasionally cares about Tony running to talk about work......

The snow-white Samoyed puppy with extraordinary affinity and a smile on his face is always smiling, and he has just opened his hands and mouth when he eats, and has just come out of this warm embrace, and was immediately hugged into another warm embrace, and was hugged by all kinds of kisses and hugged for a beautiful life.

Especially since he hasn't changed back for a long time, gradually, the girls seem to have relaxed their vigilance.

It started when Natasha inadvertently ignored him and almost changed her clothes in front of him......

Wanda, the red witch, who has no idea that 'Samoyed is a person', whimsically wants to smuggle 'it' back to the bedroom and sleep with 'it'.

This girl, who had little childhood, has recently gradually revealed a pleasant smile and a lively personality appropriate to her age in an almost peaceful environment.

"Brother, you can't imagine it...... Oh my God, all the peach blossoms in my life have been concentrated in these few days. ”

Daniel squatted on the large table in Tony's workshop, and with the help of Jarvis, he sighed to Tony, "I feel so happy that I don't want to change back." ”

After Jarvis finished translating his words, he immediately reminded him in a timely manner: "Mr. Black, it is immoral for you to do this. ”

"I just think about it! Just think about it, think about it and don't sin! ”

Daniel let out a two-puff sound.

Although recently, he feels that he and Tony are a little ambiguous.

But the two of them have always gotten along very well, and they are both lovers of beautiful women, especially Tony, a battle-experienced playboy, who must be able to understand, which man doesn't like to look at beautiful women?

Moreover, he was not going to really do anything...... It's just very, very curious......

Despite this, the upright artificial intelligence still shows its attitude with silence.

As he said this, Tony was wearing a protective face shield and in the studio, carefully soldering something.

When he heard Daniel's words, his hand slipped and he almost threw the welding torch, and his expression was distorted.

However, in the mask anyway, there is nothing to be seen.

Half-loud, he couldn't help but glance over with a little disgust: "Is that all you have?" ”

Samoyed winked at him and wagged his tail in earnestness: "Wangwang (Wanda is cute...... Hey, Jarvis, you don't strike, I promise not to do anything bad. ）”

Jarvis, who had to follow orders, had no choice but to continue translating.

This time, however, Tony seems to have no interest in the topic of beautiful women.

He stopped welding and asked impatiently, "When will you change back?" ”

"Actually, I can change it back today."

The Samoyed puppy showed a 'smiling' (smug) expression and blue eyes and said, "However, Wanda invited me to bathe and sleep with me tonight." Tony, surely you can understand me, right? How can I hurt the heart of a beautiful girl? I can't refuse this kind of request! I don't think it's too late to change back tomorrow. ”

After Jarvis finished translating for him, he couldn't help but complain: "Mr. Black, I am really amazed at your shamelessness. ”

"Hey, Jarvis, I'm not really going to do anything. I'm a measured man, even if Wanda takes a bath, I will only sit obediently outside the curtain and accompany Wanda! Maybe...... Maybe ......"

He longed for the fantasy: "Just take a peek at ......"

At the same time, the Samoyed puppy looked embarrassed, covered his eyes with his front paws, and puffed a few times in defense of the artificial intelligence.

Jarvis continued to use silence to show his attitude.

"Oooh~! Brilliant plan! Tony, wearing a protective mask, was expressionless, and made a few perfunctory noises in his mouth.

Then, he himself grinded his teeth silently for a while under the mask, and finally adjusted his expression.

He took off his mask, immediately responded to the other party with a knowing smile, squeezed his eyebrows, slapped the dog's head heavily, and said in that excited tone: "Boy, well done!" When you look back, remember to have a good exchange with me......"

Daniel was almost knocked under the table by his force, but apparently thought it was the topic of beauty, which made Tony excited, or jealous and hateful.

'Confidant! Good buddy! ’

As a result, his blue eyes immediately narrowed into a slit, his mouth was still slightly open, and he put on a stupid Samoyed-standard harmless smile expression, and his tail wagged extremely happily.

That night, Wanda chatted with everyone in the living area for a while, and was about to carry Samoyed back to the bedroom.

Tony, who had been immersed in the workshop and hadn't been there for days, suddenly walked out with that brisk pace.

He walked casually to the coffee machine, making coffee, and pretended to be careless: "Daniel, didn't you say that you can change back?" Why are you still being a dog? Are you really going to take a peek at Wanda taking a shower tonight? ”

Wanda & Quicksilver: What?

Daniel: What do you TM say? Shut up, idiot!

All Avengers: →→

"Ah, sorry, I said I missed my mouth."

Tony's acting skills covered his mouth exaggeratedly, and his big caramel-colored eyes winked innocently around: "Everyone shouldn't have heard." ”

And then......

No then.

The snow-white Samoyed puppy was directly knocked away by the grumpy Quicksilver.

Now, it's outside the Avengers, doing a constant free-fall motion......

The building is more than 90 stories high, even if there is no fear of heights, falling down like this, the Samoyed puppy is scared.

Of course, with Quicksilver's speed, he can definitely guarantee to catch him in time every time, but he is really scared to cry!

A group of avengers said: You deserve it!

Natasha gently hugged the Red Witch: "Don't be angry, everyone will teach this guy a good lesson." ”

(Tony Stark!) I'm not done with you! Samoyed frightened smiling face. JPG

Break up!

Must break up!

What's the use of this kind of 'little buddy' who sells himself at any time?

It's okay to read the photo together and appreciate the big-breasted beauties together, damn it!

This pair of good 'friends' and friendship boats of friendship were completely capsized on the same day.

However, this is not the end of the story.

Daniel, who was played clean, turned back into a human body that day.

When he appeared in front of everyone angrily under the murderous eyes of the twins, explaining that he didn't plan to peek at the bath, he just thought about YY for a while...... No one believes it anymore.

He could only use those beautiful blue eyes to breathe fire at Tony.

Tony just shrugged his shoulders nonchalantly and gave him a gloating smile back, "I'm so sorry, Daniel." ”

He said hypocritically: "Who called me the guardian of love and justice, the guardian saint of beautiful women?" ”

Then, he happily drank a full cup of coffee.

So excited, the efficiency in the studio is simply up!

After a sleepless night, immersed in the embrace of science, Tony had completely forgotten about it.

It wasn't until early in the morning that he came out of the work room again in a daze, and politely greeted Steve, who had just come back from the morning, and ate a doughnut on the table sleepily......

He was amazed to find that Captain America had turned into a giant in front of him!

He threw his head back and shouted, "(Captain!)" Whew! ”

Where did the wolf howl come from?

Tony lifted his hand and saw the furry gray paws: uh...... I became a wolf?

Steve was dumbfounded as he looked at the short-legged husky that appeared in front of him.

'It' was raising its left front paw in front of its brown eyes in a daze, looking up.

"God, Tony."

"Whew, I don't know," replied the husky, who thought he was a wolf.

Tony was puzzled by his changes.

Based on the scientist's spirit of exploration, he tried to study something, but when he saw the tail, he was accidentally controlled by instinct, and the exploration evolved into a tail-chasing movement...... Lap, lap, lap......

Steve felt dizzy and was about to go to Daniel to see what was going on.

As soon as he looked up, he saw a certain blue-eyed bad boy, standing there with his hands on his chest, holding his mobile phone and recording seriously.

'Okay, don't look for it, the culprit has appeared. ’

Steve said to himself, and he shouted with a wry smile, "Daniel......"

"Captain, I really just said it casually, and I definitely didn't really want to peek at Wanda taking a shower."

The blue-eyed kid explained seriously again.

Then, he comforted the upright captain: "Captain, don't worry, this is a personal vendetta, I know it in my heart." ”

Steve just felt a headache.

"However, I didn't expect it to be a husky, I thought it would be a corgi ......"

Daniel continued to say to himself, "Energetic, disobedient, destructive, likes to dismantle things, and seems to be right." ”

"What the hell did you do?" Steve asked angrily and funny.

"The Black Family's improved version of the Dog Elixir?" Daniel thought for a moment and replied, "I don't know, I made it based on some interesting shapeshifting/body potions. I also have a different kind of canary than this, no matter who eats it, it can only become a giant canary, captain, do you want to try it? The effect lasts up to five minutes. ”

"Thanks, no need." Steve smiled wordlessly.

Then, Daniel picked up the tail-chasing husky with a wicked smile, revealing a gloating expression: "Tony Stark, you also have today!" ”

The husky, who thought he was a wolf, replied to him with a 'cold' (second-hand) expression.

Daniel's cruel decision is a-for-tat.

He happily opened the window and followed the direction of his free fall yesterday, so that a certain husky could also have a good experience.

Of course, the kind-hearted blue-eyed little angel still took the phantom migration seriously, standing on the first floor and waiting for the husky to fall down, and cautiously caught him.

On this day, all the avengers who didn't get up were woken up by a terrible wolf howl.

Natasha weakly said to Clint, "You know what? Samoyed, a dog, is said to be docile and well-behaved if it is raised alone and taught well; But as soon as it encounters a husky, it will be completely finished, and it will not be saved. ”

Clint nodded approvingly.

The two stood by the window, sharing cookies while watching Daniel play a morning of 'free-fall for others'.

By the time Tony came back in the afternoon, Daniel was already sitting on the couch and happily eating cookies.

He greeted Tony warmly: "Hi genius, have you ever calculated how much time it takes for a dog to fall freely from 500 meters, what is the speed used, and what is the speed ratio of the whole time when it falls to the thirtieth floor?" ”

Tony gave him a blank look, just when everyone thought he was going to do something.

He burst out laughing and opened his arms with the same enthusiasm: "That's so cool, buddy! This bungee jump, give me a dozen next time! ”

Daniel froze, and he looked at Tony suspiciously.

All the Avengers who were about to see the joke were a little dumbfounded.

"When did the tin can become so magnanimous?" Clint asked curiously.

"Maybe it's for fear of losing face, pretend?" Natasha guessed.

"I always feel like there's something wrong." Steve sighed silently.

The captain's words are always right.

As soon as he finished speaking, Daniel was overturned by Tony in a hugging gesture.

Tony pressed his whole body on the couch, grabbed his head and slammed it into the couch: "FUCK your free fall!" FUCK you TMD transformation potion! FUCK your whole family! ”

Although the sofa was relatively soft, after being hit several times, he was also dizzy, and Daniel was furious and resisted......

The poor single couch flipped over directly in the fight between the two people.

They fell to the ground, still pinching each other, kicking and kicking, you punched and I kicked, and soon, the coffee table also knocked over.

'Early...... days, omelette...... It's all over! ’

'You two damn it, my vegetable juice!' ’

'God, don't go there...... Don't go there, bastard, the perfume I just bought......'

Quicksilver circled the field at breakneck speed, salvaging two sandwiches.

Wanda took a sandwich and ate it with great interest while watching the excitement.

The two men clenched together and rolled around on the ground......

Half an hour later, Steve finally couldn't take it anymore.

He grabbed one in one hand and lifted them up.

But the two people with blue noses and swollen faces are still spitting on each other unremittingly, and if you scold FUCK with perseverance, I will be better than a big middle finger; If you kick me in the air, I'll punch you in the air......

The twins are already breathtaking.

Quicksilver unconsciously asked a question that had been asked in Skovia many days ago: "Uh...... This is the Avengers? ”

All the Avengers looked away as they pretended not to hear.

The upright captain carried the two men and sighed, not wanting to answer the question at all.

Vision appeared through the wall again, and said in philosophical thought: "Humans, do you like war so much? ”

"That's right!" Tony and Daniel said in unison, "You're kind of waiting for me!" ”

"Can you mature a little bit?" Steve almost laughed.

"I'm mature." Daniel stood up angrily: "The most stupid thing I have is to believe a bastard who spreads rumors!" Captain, don't care, it's war! ”

"Huh, rumors? It's a fact that you have a thief's heart and don't have the guts to be a thief, how about I say it? Also war! ”

Tony laughed sarcastically unconvinced, and he waved his fist: "If you hadn't plotted against me, I would have been able to beat ten of you!" ”

"You TM try it!" Daniel roared angrily.

Steve genuinely felt that these two were hopeless.

He ignored them and answered Vision's question earnestly: "Ignore them." ”

Vision looked at him suspiciously.

Steve had no choice but to laugh and cry, "What kind of war is this?" ”

"It's a civil war!" Tony and Daniel once again said in unison: "Civil war between the Avengers." ”

All Avengers: ......

On the same day, Daniel took down Iron Man on Twitter.

Iron Man then blocked Daniel not to be outdone.

Daniel's superhero merch store, all Iron Man merchandise are off the shelves.

Tony posted a provocative video directly on YouTube: "Someone said they were going to war with me, WOW, boy! When I get serious, do you think you have room to fight back? Hahaha"

Next, the Avengers watched a lively show.

Tony, who got out of the studio early and was poured a bucket of ice water on his head, stood there soaking wet but still calm and making coffee.

Because of the super adhesive, the butt and the chair stick together, and Daniel, who brings his own chair and persistently goes to the living area to have lunch with everyone.

Sleeping in the middle of the night, a bloody corpse falls from the ceiling, and Daniel screams all night.

Knocking steel armor in the studio, going to the toilet, only to encounter Tony with a big explosion in the toilet......

Despite the tacit agreement between the two of them, they did not use unconventional weapons, such as magic and steel armor.

However, after such a round of tossing, the two of them turned on the indiscriminate attack mode.

The Avengers found that they could no longer stand on their sidelines and watch the show, as they began to be affected on a large scale.

Clint occasionally eats doughnuts and runs to the toilet for a day with diarrhea.

Natasha rarely gets up early, and when she uses the bread machine, she is sprayed with black ink on her face.

Even Steve wasn't spared, as he temporarily switched to the one Tony used to due to the regular renovations of his regular gym.

In the past, he did this, and because he didn't work out at the same time as Tony, he didn't usually touch it.

However, on the same day, he flipped back and forth, soared, and jumped on the floor with a hole in a while, and he didn't know how to do it, and there was actually a ballet BGM soundtrack.

Wanda is sprayed with pink paint, and in the illusion of saving her, she is also sprayed pink.

Quicksilver was directly covered by a huge net and hung from the ceiling.

Colonel James Rod, who has been busy with military affairs and has been busy with military affairs, and Tony Stark's best friend, who has only come to report from the Avengers Building, habitually goes to the workshop to find Tony.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw that the studio was in shambles, and Tony Stark 'died tragically on the spot'!

Colonel Rhodes was so frightened that his heart almost stopped.

As a result, Tony sat up on his own, looked at him in disappointment, and said "Oh, it's you, please go out and close the door." He continued to lie down and pretend to be a corpse.

Because of something, Falcon asked Tony to borrow a car to drive, and after driving ten kilometers, white smoke began to billowing from the trunk of the car......

In the end, he had to explain to the fire police who arrived in a hurry for the afternoon.

"I've had enough!" Clint was mad, "Are these two people finished?" ”

"I'm getting annoyed too, can someone take care of them?" Natasha looked around in the mirror.

Lately, she has been feeling that the black ink on her face can't be wiped clean, and she feels like she has turned black...... This is too mad for beauty-loving women.

Wanda snuggled up in Quicksilver's arms.

The twins looked around in shock and suspicion.

Steve rubbed his temples with his hands, a little bit trying to beat both of them to death, or get them all out!

But this thinking is not right. The upright captain admonished himself in his heart.

"Let's get them back together!" Natasha said as she put a whitening mask on herself.

"Why do we have to worry about this every day in addition to maintaining world peace, saving the world, and fighting terrorists?" Clint was almost angry.

"I think there can be no peace in the world without them."

Quicksilver muttered, "A former arms dealer, a guy who plans to pretend to be a dog and peep at the girl's bath...... Oh my God, why the hell did we join this kind of organization......"

"I don't think they represent all the Avengers." Steve explained with difficulty.

"Whatever you think, I've had enough anyway."

Clint irritably opened the refrigerator, took out a bottle of ice Coke, and squirted out as soon as he took a sip: "FUCK, detergent!" ”

All Avengers: ......

Clint grabbed his bow and arrows in a frenzy, and angrily planned to rush up to the two men to settle the score: "I swear, Natasha, if they don't stop these boring pranks." I'm going to kill one at a time and hoist them to the top floor of the Avengers Tower! ”