Chapter 4 The Han has a wandering girl, and it is impossible to think
"Huh." Ji Youze smiled after hearing this, his back straightened and he didn't blink back: "Which zoo did you come from, did you get vaccinated, what are you spraying?" Did I stab your mom or chop your dad? ”
"You, you, you, you, you're really unsophisticated!" The little clerk was so angry that her little face turned red, and she seemed to want to come up and slap her.
However, at this time, Kang Xi suddenly stepped in, lying in front of the little clerk, his slender white fingers knocked on the counter, and said, "Don't you want me to sign it?" Where do I sign it? ”
"That's it, that's it!" The clerk's face changed instantly, he became shy and shy, and after tinkering with his bag for a long time, he took out a small notebook and spread it out in front of Kang Xi respectfully.
Kang Xi pulled out the pen, quickly signed it, then looked at the clerk and asked, "How old is my little sister?" ”
"Ten, nineteen!"
"Oh~ she looks so cute. Sure enough, my fans are all little beauties. However, if you want to be beautiful forever, you still have to pay attention to the secret. After Kang Xi finished speaking, he blinked.
"What, what's the secret?"
"Be kind to others, the other party will be in a better mood, and when you see the other person in a better mood, you will also be in a beautiful mood. Remember, it comes from the heart. After Kang Xi finished speaking, he took a bag of French fries from the side shelf, made a subtle turn between his slender fingers and then rested on the table, and his lips opened slightly: "Checkout." ”
After listening to this, the little clerk bit his lower lip and nodded, and stopped talking, as if he was affected by Kang Xi and was doing self-examination.
On the other hand, Ji Youze went to a bar, wore big black sunglasses and a big hat and ordered a cocktail, and he didn't look at the degree, he was a little dizzy after drinking, and he was a little ghosted when he watched everything. She just wants to borrow wine to be brave and tell her that she has not failed at all in this life, and she can still stride forward.
However, she forgot that she was a pour-over.
No, no, the reality is far stricter than this, she is a person who can get drunk if she eats a few more alcoholic sugars. The year before last, someone secretly mixed some wine into her Sprite. After she finished drinking, she blushed and held the face of someone else's little girl and asked, "Magic mirror, magic mirror, who is the most beautiful in this world?" ”
I swiped the card to check out in a daze, pressed the wrong password several times, and the card was frozen.
So she opened her bag and tinkered with it for a long time, and finally pulled out a hundred-yuan bill, three fifty-yuan bills, two ten-yuan bills, and nineteen steel hammers. Slapping it on the table, she staggered off the barstool and walked back.
Instantly, I felt like stepping into the void.
There are many specific forms of drunkenness. Some of them are pale and energetic, but they still walk off-track. Some of them are red-faced, red-eared, drunk, crazy, crying and fussing, and want to hang themselves. Some of them didn't have any reaction, and they fell asleep on the table or on the road.
And Ji Youze's symptom is that he has become infinitely strong, but he walks and fights with his legs. And even the mind is like a layer of paste, and you can see the sun as the moon.
Back at the residence, Ji Youze stood outside the door and began to swipe the card.
Didi beeped several times, but the door just wouldn't open.
So Ji Youze gritted his teeth, held the doorknob, patted and kicked and shouted: "What a broken door, the old lady just came and it was like this, I want to complain!" Complaints! ”
Ji Youze kicked it, and the door was kicked open by her with a bang!
Ji Youze didn't think much about it, slammed the door open and walked in, only to feel that something heavy fell to the ground.
However, she didn't check it out, just took a turn and walked into the bathroom.
Yo he, it's really evil today, why did the bathroom change sides?
Still didn't think much about it, Ji Youze closed the door when he went in, lifted the toilet lid and vomited up, but he didn't vomit anything, just retched. After a while, she stood up and flushed the toilet, walked to the sink mirror to take a look, and found that the table was full of high-end skin care products endorsed by Kangxi, and they were skin care products that she would never use when she saw it.
Drunken, she picked it up and looked at it, muttering, "When did I buy these things?" And then they all fell into the garbage basket.
Finally, he opened the door and walked out, and then he faced a delicate face with a frown.
"Who are you, eldest sister? How is it in my house? "Ji Youze will become all kinds of strange as long as he drinks.
It was a state of being drunk but not drunk, and it was able to deny six relatives.
Immediately afterwards, Ji Youze closed his eyes, fell down, and fell asleep directly.
Kang Xi glanced at her and shook his head. Fortunately, there was a new layer of super thick stretch carpet on the ground, otherwise I would have to fall into a mental retardation.
"Although I know that you are a scumbag, I still didn't expect you to be like this." Kang Xi really couldn't tolerate such a person lying in his own home.
So, she opened the door, put her slender hands under Ji Youze's armpits, and dragged her out with all her strength.
After dragging it out, Kang Xi entered the door again and took Ji Youze's bag, opened the zipper to find Ji Youze's own door card, and prepared to stuff her back into his home.
But it was like a small earthquake, and everything was mixed up. It took a long time for Kang Xi to find the key card. Just as Kang Xi was about to pull on his bag, he accidentally found a small notebook.
I saw that on the cover of the notebook, there was a headshot of Ji Youze and himself.
The photo was so large that it covered half of a notebook. The box over there is ugly and ugly, slightly non-mainstream.
Kang Xi still remembers that the two of them went to take pictures together on Valentine's Day.
At that time, the classmates in the class all dragged the object out to eat as soon as they got out of school, but Kang Xi and Ji Youze were both carried by the teacher in the office because they were late.
In fact, the two are not acquainted.
But at that time, there was only one teacher and the two of them in the office, and the two of them couldn't help but stare at each other and wink their eyebrows from time to time. Kang Xi pointed to the teacher's feet, so Ji Youze frowned cooperatively and raised his hand to fan in front of his nose.
It's just such a small interaction, but after the end of the punishment station, the two of them went out for a few laps together, and went to the night market to buy a bag of puffs, two cups of Coke, and a box of grilled chicken wings.
Friendship is sometimes hard to find, but sometimes it comes so quickly.
Especially when I found out that we were like-minded in many aspects, and the matching degree was as high as 99.9 percent, it came all at once.
So, after eating, they went to take a headshot. It was also the first time that the two of them took a group photo.
Kang Xi was stunned for a moment, and curiously opened the notebook again, only to see that it was written on the back: "There are arbors in the south, and you can't rest." Han has a wandering girl, unthinkable. ”
This guy ...... There is only this one paragraph in the entire diary, and I still have it with me......
Forcing himself not to think about it, and without thinking too much, Kang Xi still resolutely brushed open Ji Youze's door, and then stuffed her directly into it like a sandbag.
However, after returning to his living room, Ji Youze sat on the sofa for a while, always a little concerned, so he turned on the computer and typed in Ji Youze's name Baidu.
Today's search is no different than usual, it's still as exciting.
The title of the first page of the search page: Ji Youze is suspected of being a small three-person family, Ji Youze Mo Dyeing City Love, Ji Youze Kangxi looks at each other unpleasantly, and tears the full content of the war, Ji Youze's plastic surgery is low......
It's all weird. Kang Xi pinched his chin and shook his head. This is the effect of offending all the media on the planet. It's simply anti-human.
Closing the page, she exhaled, took out her phone, made a call, and called someone to repair the door.
Good guy, Ji Youze, that strong man, actually kicked her door lock with one kick.
After repairing the door lock, Kang Xi entered the bathroom to wash up and was about to apply skin care products, only to find that all those things were gone!
Kang Xi looked at the shelf above him with a dark face, no. Pull open the drawer, no.
In the end, as soon as she bent down, she found that they were all in the trash can, and she was instantly angry.
That Ji Youze, the relationship is a tantrum and came to her?!
Kang Xi had a dream that night, dreaming that Ji Youze was chased from Earth to Pluto by Ji Youze carrying a shovel, and in the end she could only drive a spaceship to escape.
And Ji Youze slept soundly and sweetly that night, dreaming that he was holding a machine gun in his hand and suddenly shooting all the people or things that were in the way.
However, when Ji Youze woke up, it was already noon the next day.
She didn't wake up naturally, but was kicked by her agent. And when I woke up, I found myself lying on the floor of my house.
"Sneeze ——!" Ji Youze finished washing, sat on the sofa wrapped in a blanket, and watched the agent pacing in front of him and was furious.
"I just want to ask you, what are your plans for the future?!" Zhang Cailin clasped his shoulders with his hands, looking like he hated iron but not steel.
Ji Youze sat there and didn't speak.
"You're going to be so decadent forever and appear like a madman in front of the public?" Zhang Cailin stretched out his hand and asked.
At this time, the bread machine dripped, and Ji Youze rubbed his nose.
Stand up, walk over and unplug the thread, and take out the bread. Then he took out the milk and poured it into the cup.
After taking a big bite of bread, she raised her head and twisted her neck to look at Zhang Cailin.
"Or else?" Ji Youze draped in a blanket and walked to the coffee table barefoot, picked up the remote control, and turned up the indoor temperature.
"Like Kang Xi, living for others, in order to please the public, he forcibly packaged himself as a self who was not himself at all, wearing a mask every day?" Ji Youze returned to the sofa, picked up the remaining half a cup of milk, and drank it all down.
No, the original Kang Xi is not like this!
She is not such a gentle woman with great grace in her gestures!
She is a person with rebellious blood in her bones. She has never been afraid of others seeing her true self. In the past, she lived for herself and lived so proudly!
Now she is no longer the same her!
"Smack-" Yang Cailin suddenly slapped him.
Ji Youze pinched the bread and was beaten a little confused.
Yang Cailin was also frightened by his actions. She withdrew her hand, looked at the ground, and said, "Clean up yourself." You have to be there for the awards ceremony tomorrow night. Don't say anything, it's just a supporting role nomination, just don't go. Please, think more for yourself. ”
“…… It's ......" Ji Youze touched his cheek and spit out a word for a long time.
For the first time, Yang Cailin lost his temper at her like this. The slap was very strong, however, Ji Youze felt that his head seemed to be a lot clearer.
"Don't let her affect your life." Yang Cailin walked to the door as he spoke, stopped and looked back at Ji Youze, and finally clenched his fists and said, "Come on." You have to learn to put yourself first in life. ”
After Ji Youze listened, she only felt that her heart was beating violently again, and then, tears appeared in the corners of her eyes and she nodded.
But wait...... Yang Cailin, do you know anything? Originally, Ji Youze thought that Yang Cailin would be deployed to be his agent, but it was just an accident.