Chapter 37: The Fat Man
"Sword ......" Xia Xiyue hesitated, but after her hand was pinched hard by Yun Qi, she still decided to leave. β¦β¦ No, thank you for your kindness. β
"This is a rare good sword, huh?"
Seeing that Xia Xiyue was about to leave, Du Wuyan simply pulled out the sword from the scabbard, and the dazzling cold light suddenly attracted everyone's attention, plus Du Wuyan put the sword sideways, and casually threw the comic he had just seen half, and the page that fell from the air on the blade of the sword easily passed through the blade and fell to the ground and split in half.
Exclamations and discussions erupted, most of the soldiers present were soldiers who were good at using weapons, plus Du Wuyan's performance just now, he knew the sharpness of this sword with his knees. This made Xia Xiyue stop again, not knowing whether to leave at the behest of Yun Qi, or keep taking this good weapon.
Although Yun Qi had just been hit by the continuous call of friends, he now wanted to use a sword to cut open Xia Xiyue's brain and put some emotional intelligence into it; But she still maintains her ability to think, and she also knows that with such a good sword, the two of them have more money to fight when they encounter zombies, and the advantages of winning the sword outweigh the disadvantages, as long as you keep a close eye on yourself, just don't let the neurotic woman contact Xia Xiyue.
"How do you sell this sword? You tell me a price. β
"Talking about money hurts feelings, why don't we get married now?" Although it was Yun Qi who asked the question, Du Wuyan threw a wink at Xia Xiyue and said. "Buy one get one free, the sword is given to you, and people are yours too?"
ββ¦β¦ Have you taken any medicine? "It's like swallowing a fly, and the fly is still choking in his throat, Yun Qi suddenly felt nauseous." Go take medicine, mental illness can be cured, don't give up treatment. β
"Oh yes, you always have to get to know each other first." Ignoring Yun Qi, Du Wuyan still stared at Xia Xiyue eagerly, "Why don't you date on the premise of marriage?" This sword is a dowry for others......"
"You can't marry someone of the same sex, right? Please stop kidding. Xia Xiyue sighed helplessly, she couldn't understand what Du Wuyan was talking about, she just wanted to ask, why was she inexplicably entangled by the woman she met for the first time? You don't want to sell this sword, just say it. β
"Don't don't, this is a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding!" Du Wuyan is not a fool, he immediately covered his face and made a pitiful look, "People just want to find someone to rely on, now they can't eat enough and can't wear warm, and the sword for self-defense is even more insecure after it is soldββ"
"Hmm......"
"." Finding that Xia Xiyue was shaken by these words, Yun Qi immediately interjected, "You look quite energetic, there is a charge for setting up a stall, and you really want to rely on it, why don't you sell so many people here?" β
"I don't know how to use a sword, what's the use of selling it to them?" Du Wuyan said confidently. "Xiao Xia Xia, let my sister follow youβpeople won't eat you in vain, as a swordsmith, as long as you don't break this sword into pieces, I can help you fix it, right?"
"Swordsmith?" This news was so surprising that Yun Qiyan suspected that the other party was lying, because Du Wuyan took advantage of the moment when she heard this distraction just now, and bypassed her and entangled Xia Xiyue. "Hey, let go of Xiao Xi!"
"No, people have already decided to stay by Xiao Xiaxia's side." Du Wuyan glanced at Yun Qi defiantly, and hugged Xia Xiyue's arm tighter, as if he had made up his mind not to let go. "It's none of your business, you're just good, friends, friends, as long as Xiao Xiaxia agrees to let me follow."
"Hmmm......"
Xia Xiyue was very troubled.
She can push Du Wuyan away, but this may offend the female stall owner, and it is difficult to say whether she can get the sword or not; And considering Yun Qi's attitude, Xia Xiyue didn't dare to take matters into her own hands and agreed to let Du Wuyan follow.
Fortunately, she didn't have to worry for long, and several men walked out of the crowd to protest.
The reason for the protest is very simple, regardless of Du Wuyan's beauty, there were many people who wanted to buy this sword for self-defense, but before Du Wuyan deliberately asked them to return empty-handed, and now Xia Xiyue just reported her name, Du Wuyan took the sword and said that he wanted to go with her, which made the previous buyers very unhappy.
Coupled with the sharpness of that sword, most of the people present looked at it with hot eyes, and they didn't want Xia Xiyue to get it.
ββ¦β¦ No. "The man's unkind eyes, as well as the whispers of the surrounding crowd, Xia Xiyue immediately made a decision, if she got the sword, she would get into trouble for Yun Qi and Lin Xinrui, it was better not to take it." You can find another buyer. β
"Hey, hey, then follow the rules." Seeing that Xia Xiyue easily pulled out her hand and pushed herself away, Du Wuyan was anxious. "Xiao Xia Xia, you must be able to! As long as you can pass my test, this sword and I will be yours! β
"If it's simple, how come no one has ever understood guΓ² until now?"
"Of course it's hard for guys who can't even use swords!" Du Wuyan glared at Yun Qi who was sarcastic next to him, "But it's definitely simple for Xiao Xia Xia, it doesn't get any simpler than this, as long as you win one person!" β
"Of course it's very simple to just move your mouth......," Yun Qi also sensed the desire of the surrounding people for Du Wuyan and the sword in her hand, so she didn't want Xia Xiyue to take this hot potato. Moreover, there were people who wanted to buy this sword from you before, considering the order, those people should be the first to challenge, right? β
"Okay, the one who wants the sword comes out." Du Wuyan smiled disdainfully and patted the sword in his hand. "If you win, not only the sword, but also my people! If you have the guts, come and challenge it! β
To Yun Qi's surprise, after hearing Du Wuyan say that he wanted to buy a sword to win her designated opponent first, the crowd quieted down, and even had a tendency to retreat, which made Yun Qi have a bad premonition. She originally thought that these people would fight to grab the sword, and Xia Xiyue and her would be able to take advantage of the chaos to get out, but she didn't expect the commotion to stop, and even the crowd that protested at the beginning shrank back.
"It seems that no one dares, and the only person who wants to challenge is Xiao Xiaxia."
"Slow me, we didn't say we were going to challenge ......"
"It's all about you, it's okay to cool off." Du Wuyan simply pushed Yun Qi aside, "Xiao Xiaxia, do you want to warm up first?" Drink? Grab a bite to eat? Wait, that guy you're fighting against is pretty good, so you'd better get readyβ"
ββ¦β¦ Yun Qi is right, I don't have to challenge. Xia Xiyue shook her head and said, although she was confused by this rapidly changing situation, she could still hear what Yun Qi meant. We're leaving. β
"Huh, huh? Are you going to leave someone behind? Do you want to abandon others from the beginning? β
"Please don't mess around with idioms, and besides, I'm not gay."
"Na......... You, you don't want this sword anymore? β
"I don't want to."
"Uh......" The decisive refusal made Du Wuyan's face full of black lines, but she immediately plucked up her spirit again, rushed up and hugged Xia Xiyue's arm to prevent her from leaving. Don't be in such a hurry to leave, this way, if Xiao Xia Xia you can't beat that person, I can also adjust the way a little-"
ββ¦β¦ Can't beat it? Adjust? Xia Xiyue stopped with a cold face, "What was the original method?" β
"Originally, it was necessary to be able to use a sword and be able to win the opponent in hand-to-hand combat, but since Xiao Xia Xia defeated the group of little Japan in the swordsmanship teaching meeting, we can also put some water ......"
"Xiao Xi, calm down!" Yun Qi felt that it was wrong when he heard it, what kind of water release was it to say it openly? And in this public, how could Xia Xiyue accept it? "This is the method of agitation, she just wants toβ"
"You don't have to release water, you will know when you hit it." Before Yun Qi finished speaking, Xia Xiyue pulled out the wooden knife at his waist and proudly announced. "I took this challenge, who is the opponent?"
"I want to provoke you to agree...... Forget it......" Yun Qi covered his face, and his heart collapsed.
Obviously, this radical method is so simple that you can see it with your knees, but someone actually pulls out a knife as soon as her brain is hot...... What else can be said? can only blame Xia Xiyue's brain for not only lacking EQ, but also lacking IQ, and she still likes this kind of person.
"This ...... Well, since Xiao Xia Xia said so, ......" Du Wuyan was very happy, although she still looked dignified, but the corners of her slightly raised mouth revealed her mood. "Fatty, where did the man die? Come out! β
As soon as Du Wuyan shouted, there was a commotion in the crowd, and a fat man with a flatbread and a mouth full of dandruff squeezed through the crowd and stood up, the fat was about more than 100 kilograms, but his height was half a head shorter than Xia Xiyue, only about the same height as Yun Qi.
The fat man was also quite young, he looked to be in his early twenties, he was wearing a tight short shirt and trousers, and he carried a long wooden stick on his back.
"Cousin...... When you are full, you will immediately start with someone, and it is easy to have a stomachache......" The fat man cried and took another bite of the remaining half of the cake, "And I don't want to fight with women!" If she becomes my wife one day, then it won't be right for me to win or lose......"
"Wife?"
I have to say that this fat man is really the best, as soon as he opened his mouth, he instantly disgusted the women in the audience, and at the same time made the men in the audience laugh, but most of the people knew that this fat man was not easy to mess with, so no one dared to open his mouth to complain, and the atmosphere became very stiff for a while.
"My wife is big, you can figure it out, this woman is your cousin-in-law!" The sword in Du Wuyan's hand poked directly into the fat man's buttocks, even though she had already put the sword back into the scabbard, this stab still made the fat man scream again and again, and eighty percent of the people present thought of the word killing pigs. "Eat! It's time to play! β
"Let me finish it...... Well, very, very soon, very soon! When he heard the soft sound of the sword coming out of its sheath, the fat man hurriedly stuffed the rest of the bread into his mouth and chewed it violently, and he choked on it. Uh-huh...... Water, water! β
ββ¦β¦β¦ Take it. I really couldn't stand it, although I wanted to kick this person in the face, but Yun Qi still handed the water bottle to the fat man to relieve his anxiety - of course, the water was taken from Du Wuyan's stall without telling him, since they were related, they shouldn't mind sharing the kettle.
"Thank you...... Oh beauty! After drinking the water with a grunt, the fat man's eyes lit up when he saw Yun Qi, and he pounced quickly, "It's hard to repay the grace of saving your life, please let me make a promise!" Don't worry, I'll protect youβ"
Before he finished speaking, at the moment when the fat man hugged Yun Qi, Xia Xiyue had already pulled his friend behind him with a blue face to protect him, and at the same time stretched out his right foot, making the fat man stumble and fly out like a ball.
In the frightened eyes of the onlookers, the fat man turned over gorgeously in the air and landed smoothly in front of the crowd, not crashing into the crowd like a bowling ball, which made most people breathe a sigh of relief.
"You, you, this woman actually shot out silently!" The fat man pointed at Xia Xiyue with a sad and angry face and scolded, "I still want to accept you as a wife!" Actually play this kind of indiscriminate sneak attack move! β
"Miss Du." Ignoring the fat man, Xia Xiyue put on a fighting posture on her own. "Is it okay to knock him down?"
"Huh? Ah, yes, in any way, but not with a thermal weapon. β
"It doesn't matter if I kill him, right?"
"Uh......"
"If you can do it, you can come." When Xia Xiyue asked about the rules, the fat man had already taken down the wooden stick he was carrying and set up a frame at the same time, "If you win the fight, I will be your wife!" β
The tense atmosphere was suddenly torn apart because of the fat man's words, and the audience fell under the fat man's persistence. Du Wuyan covered her face, and she could see that she wanted to pretend that she didn't know the fat man; Yun Qi was so helpless that she just wanted to look up to the sky and scold, did she go out today and didn't burn incense to let her meet this pair of superb cousins and brothers?