(ix)

Life is full of traps, and I refuse to open that variety show.

Because, I fell into the delicate mood of flipping through my parents' Weibo.

My father and mother usually rarely post on Weibo, but people in love, the feeling of wanting to inform the world of their happiness, is the same;

So the two of them showed off sweetly.

The next morning, when I woke up, I had two big dark circles on my face, and my mother wondered, "What did you do last night?" ”

"It's just insomnia." I said lightly, not looking at my mother's eyes, as soon as I saw my mother's eyes, I couldn't help but think of the sentence in "Ten Years of Secret Love".

"Her eyes are the most beautiful eyes he has ever seen, like a black gem covered in a gauze robe, obviously close in front of him, but far away in the sky, he wants to get close to her, but he can't get close, young and vigorous people, always inevitably anxious......"

Was my father ever anxious?

In my impression, my father always looks gentle and elegant, even if he calculates other people's salaries, I haven't seen his face change;

I suddenly wanted to watch that variety show.

After breakfast, glad that it was summer vacation and I didn't have a job recently, I gave up my plan to climb into bed and opened the video software;

"Wedding March" has been filmed for the seventeenth season, and I flipped back and flipped through it for a long time before I found the video of the first season;

I have to say that my father and mother at that time were really young.

There are a total of 12 guests in this episode of the variety show, complete the task in groups, adopt a few points elimination system, a total of 12 episodes of the program, according to the sum of the points of the six episodes, eliminate the last two combinations, and then the four combinations continue to participate in the following programs, one group will be eliminated after the end of the eighth period, a group will be eliminated after the end of the tenth period, and the last two groups will compete for the championship and runner-up, and the final winning team will have a surprise prize.

I finished watching the introduction of the show, so I clicked on the first episode.

First of all, there is a group of screen cps that I am not familiar with, the male guests have a bit of a beautiful man's posture, and the female guests are also pure and beautiful, oh well, which one in the entertainment industry is not good-looking? took a look at the names, they are Sheng Le and Yu Yang, the two protagonists of "Mole on the Tip of the Heart", and then the other two sets of screen CPs; Then the appearance is the reality CP, and the first group is my parents!

Father and mother, who are more than ten years younger, their faces are full of collagen, they look like they are young and energetic, and there is an atmosphere between the two people, and the moment they look at each other, it seems that there are a thousand words, and as if there is no need to say more, I will understand your heart, and at first glance it is a person in love!

The actions of the two people seemed very intimate, and when the mother accepted the laughter of the other six people, the father just stood quietly next to her, carefully helped her remove the thread on her shoulder, and then looked at the mother with gentle and affectionate eyes.

I opened the barrage, and for a while, the screen was full of barrage.

"Abuse of dogs, abuse of dogs, abuse of dogs, abuse of dogs!"

"Protect single dogs, consciously protect single dogs, consciously protect single dogs, consciously protect single dogs!"

"If this is not love, if this is not love, if this is not love, if this is not love, if this is not love!"

"Sweet Sweet T

"It's so cute, so warm, ahh!!hh

"Uli Shushu is amazing! The male god is so warm! So careful, so careful! ”

"Comfort gb! The male god is great! Be happy! ”

"It's going to win! Definitely! ”

There are too many barrages.,I can only recognize these few.,Here are two other real couples appearing.,The barrage at this time.,Most of them are still brushing their father and mother.,I suddenly had an intuitive feeling about their popularity at that time.。

"Knock knock," the bedroom door rang, and I subconsciously tucked my phone under my pillow and said, "Please come in." ”

My mother walked in with a smile, touched my head, put a glass of milk on the head of my bed, and said, "Didn't sleep well last night?" Drink a glass of milk and sleep in peace. ”

I drank milk and slept peacefully.

(x)

It's time for me to chop off my claws! Why should I touch that glass of milk!

At lunchtime, my father asked incomprehensibly, "Did you sleep well after drinking a glass of hot milk at noon?" ”

Me: "......"

Could it be that my father gave me this cup of hot milk?!

Inexplicably a little moved.

I nodded and said, "Sleep well, Crab Daddy." ”

My mother came from the offense, and when she heard the words, she rubbed her temples, and then sighed, and I looked confused;

What happened?

My father smiled incomprehensibly, "Oh, that's it." ”

The mother sat on the chair and said nonchalantly: "Isn't this Xiaobao finished drinking!" ”

"Huh." The father lowered his eyes and said coldly, "Oh? ”

The tail note dragged on for a long time, with a strong taste of mockery, this is the rhythm of the one hundred and eighty-first family war!

"Xiaobao didn't sleep well, just when he needed a cup of hot milk," my mother said, "I just care about Xiaobao." ”

"Oh," said the father, his lips cold, "as if you didn't know he stayed up late yesterday to play games." ”

Mother: "......"

Me: "......"

Lie down and get shot!

I didn't play the game!

But I kept silent and bowed my head to eat.

"Ahem, don't toss, eat!" Mother was a little anxious.

"Then tell me, why don't you drink it?" Father said lightly, his tone a little cold.

"I don't like milk, you don't know!"

"But you haven't slept well lately!" The father retorted solemnly, "Hot milk is good for a good night's sleep!" ”

Me: "......"

the staff! Spicy Chicken!

Is it really good to show affection in front of your sons!

I'm underage!

Mother: "......"

The mother was silent for a while, and said weakly: "I didn't sleep badly......"

"Yes," said the father, frowning his brow, "you got up last night, and you never had before." ”

Me: "......"

Isn't it like you're sleeping badly! You know how your mother gets up at night!

Mother: "......"

After being silent for several minutes, the mother gritted her teeth and said, "Then don't you sleep even worse, you all know that I am up." ”

"How could I not know that you woke up at night?" The father looked at the mother inexplicably, and then said confidently, "Of course I was the first to feel it when you left my side!" ”

Mother: "......"

Me: "......"

the staff!

My heart is out of grief and indignation!

Silently putting down the chopsticks, I said expressionlessly: "I'm done, father, mother, you use it slowly." ”

The moment I walked out of the living room, I heard the two men arguing and actually showing affection;

In this world, there is a kind of bad sleep, called my husband is afraid that you won't sleep well.

Mu Comb Ye V: In this world, there is a kind of bad sleep, called the husband is afraid that you will not sleep well [picture]

The picture is a cat that says "Loveless", just like my mood now;

There is no love in life.

After a few minutes, I started to read the comments, and many of them guessed that it was my parents who were showing affection, so they laughed at me one by one, and many people sympathized with me, so much so that they urged me to feel like going out and finding a girlfriend.

I'm only a teenager, I'm still a child, and I refuse to fall in love [doge]

Wang Jie v: Du Yushu Ye Jing'an, don't harm the future flowers of the motherland, okay! It's enough to kill us! Also mutilated your little baby, tsk tsk wood comb leaf v: In this world, there is a kind of bad sleep, called the husband is afraid that you can't sleep well [picture]

Wei Meng V: Do you remember those years when you were blind? I still remember [deep face] Wang Jie v: Du Yushu Ye Jing'an, don't harm the future flowers of the motherland, okay! It's enough to kill us! Also mutilated your little baby, tsk tsk wood comb leaf v: In this world, there is a kind of bad sleep, called the husband is afraid that you can't sleep well [picture]

"Hahaha, I feel sorry for everyone, hahahaha, I was blinded by that pair of love madmen!"

"Hahaha, are you still worried about the show affection maniac's show affection skills? Are you still suffering from being blinded by flashes at all times? Do you think there is no love in the world? Are you still suffering, why are you being abused every day? Welcome to anti-magic brand sunglasses, one is stronger than six, from now on, you don't need to be blinded by the show anymore, and Ma Ma no longer has to worry about my eyes! Anti-magic brand sunglasses, the most ideal choice in your heart [DOGE]. ”

Me: "......"

Wooden comb leaf v: Please bring me a box of [heart] sunglasses professional: Hahahahaha are you still worried about the show affection maniac demon's show affection skills? Are you still suffering from being blinded by flashes at all times? Do you think there is no love in the world? Are you still suffering, why are you being abused every day? Welcome to anti-magic brand sunglasses, one is stronger than six, from now on, you don't need to be blinded by the show anymore, and Ma Ma no longer has to worry about my eyes! Anti-magic brand sunglasses, the most ideal choice in your heart [DOGE]

But I really think that even sunglasses will be stimulated to death by the unique show of affection of those two people.

Have you ever been killed in battle so far? Please raise your hand and give me a little strength_(:3ゝ∠)_

(xi)

I was just blinded by the two love mad demons, so I gave up the idea of continuing to watch variety shows, turned my head and took out the game console and started playing games;

At this time, Brother Zhang, the director I had worked with, called me, and there is currently a variety show that wants to invite me, that is, the variety show that my parents used to participate in, called "Dream Partner", invite me to participate, most of them are teenagers, most of them are fourteen or fifteen years old, which is considered to be another starting point for child stars.

I thought about it and said yes.

In fact, sometimes I really wonder why I joined the entertainment industry, this circle is never as bright as it seems, it is full of black and gray, those darkness is like a shadow, it is terrifying;

I never understood why I joined this circle and became a variety show little prince;

Is it because of the father? Or is it because of the mother? Or do you just want to see the circle that your parents used to be in?

Actually, I was also very confused, and I found that I entered this circle when I was completely unaware.

Why, I just accept it?

Obviously, I'm only fifteen, aren't I?

So why did I join this variety show?

I held my chin and thought for a while, then looked up sharply and thought excitedly, I understand!

I'm here to escape the attacks of those two humanoid love madnesses!

I went to my parents to talk about it, and the two of them were still discussing whether to add a glass of milk to dinner, and finally my father said, "Then I can only hold you all the time, so that you can sleep well." ”

Mother: "......"

Me: "......"

What the hell is this logic?

My father smiled and nodded, as if he was very satisfied with his decision, and did not give my mother a chance to speak at all, he looked at me with a smile and said, "Is there anything wrong with Mu Shu?" ”

Me: "......"

I really think that my father came out at noon just so that he could sleep with his mother in his arms at night;

Really......

Tut.

I told him about the variety show, and my father frowned slightly and said, "How many days will it take?" ”

"A few months," I replied, "because I went to many places to record, about four or five days at a time, and if I was lucky, I didn't get eliminated, it was 12 episodes, and if I was unlucky, it was 6 episodes, and I don't know how many days it would take." ”

"Are you really going to go?" My father handed me a glass of water and said solemnly, "This show has been done for three seasons so far, and the guests in each season have different degrees of injury, and sometimes the games selected by the program team are not suitable for you young people, you don't have such rich experience, you are likely to encounter many difficulties that you have never imagined, and you will also suffer some injuries." ”

The father paused and said, "As a father, I naturally don't want you to be hurt, but as a parent, I don't want to stop you from flying." ”

"So, Mu Shu, tell me, have you really decided?"

I never thought my father would say so much to me, I thought he would nod his head like he had done every time before, and then make sure and agree.

I opened my mouth and didn't make my thoughts clear for a long time.

My mother came to my side, rubbed my head, and whispered, "Silly boy, the shows you participated in before were just shows, where were any guests injured in those shows?" But this time this show is different, many people have been injured in it, and you are still young, such a show is going abroad, and you are not at home for ten days and half a month, or even not at home, how can we rest assured? ”

I had a lot to say, but I didn't say it in the end.

I nodded, as before, and said firmly, "I want to go." ”

"Then go ahead." The mother showed a smile, her eyes were a little worried, but more relieved and lost, "Your father is right, as parents, how can we be willing to stop your flying wings?" ”

I reached out and took my mother;

After a while, my father came over and took the two of us in his arms.

Surrounded by the body temperature of my father and mother, I closed my eyes and felt a little sour in my heart;

Actually, I know that they all love me.

Just as I love them.

That night, my father brought me a USB flash drive, he rubbed my forehead, put a glass of hot milk in front of me, and whispered, "This is what I can help you, Xiaobao, don't get hurt." ”

I nodded heavily, I couldn't get hurt so they wouldn't worry!

(xii)

It's been a long time since I've written a diary.

I made a lot of preparations to participate in that variety show, but I was still stopped by the program team in the first episode.

We fourteen or fifteen-year-olds, twelve in all, divided into three groups and four people, went to the rainforest for three days;

In these three days, we have to complete the task according to the tasks left by the program team at the beginning and the clues that can be found in the jungle and various equipment, and the first group to complete the task will get 100 points, and then the time will start to move around, and every ten minutes, two points will be deducted, until the next group completes the task, and they will get their points according to the time.

I just thought it was recorded at first, and I thought that the program team wouldn't let us get hurt, otherwise how would it explain it, among these children, most of them are the second generation of stars and the third generation of stars, and some of them are directly the second generation of officials, and there are also children of athletes, oh yes, there seems to be another one who is said to have some background with the underworld, but that has nothing to do with me, I am not in a group with him.

There are four of us in the group, there are me, Li Qiongdong, Zhao Guanzhi, Sun Xiao, Sun Xiao and Zhao Guanzhi are girls, but Sun Xiao is an athlete, her mother is a champion in figure skating, she has won the Olympic championship, Zhao Guanzhi is a martial arts student, to be honest, the two of them are not weaker than our two boys.

Honestly, I don't think we're as good as the two of them.

Li Qiongdong is the second generation of stars, he has a good voice suitable for singing, and the high and low eighths are easy, but it doesn't seem to be of much use here, I am glad that my father gave me a lot of information before, and he specially accompanied me to the forest to walk around or climb the mountain, and I have liked to read reasoning books since I was a child, and I am not bad in reasoning clues, at least I didn't lag behind;

Li Qiongdong's physical strength is very weak, he gritted his teeth every time and didn't say anything, but we can see that his face is pale and pale, and it looks terrible, so everyone will consciously stop and propose to rest;

After three days, everyone is a good partner, and finally exchanged mobile phone numbers, I really hope that next time it will still be our group.

But I'm still hurt.

In the rainforest, Sun Xiao didn't pay attention to the snake on the tree, I was stunned, subconsciously pushed Sun Xiao away, and then was bitten by the snake, although immediately Zhao Guanzhi choked the snake's seven inches, Li Qiongdong directly cut the snake in half, but I was also bitten;

Thankfully, it's not a poisonous snake.

The accompanying team doctor checked for a long time, Sun Xiao was crying at the time, how could a boy let a girl cry in front of him, so I wanted to tease her;

If you don't pay attention, you fall down directly, face down;

After a few minutes of silence, the three of them laughed loudly, and finally Sun Xiao had a conscience and helped me up;

But my knee is still bruised.

Well, that's right, that's what hurt me.

Actually, it doesn't seem to be an injury, hmm......

But my treatment did not improve after I was injured, and my parents who came here to pick me up immediately after hearing that I was injured did not bother to pay attention to me;

So much so that it happened that on the plane, the two of them fed each other apples, and I watched from behind;

…… Is there such a parent who doesn't care about his son!

It's not that I don't want to say what injuries I suffered, it's obvious that those two hung up the phone without listening to me;

How can you blame me,

I thought a little aggrieved.

However, I felt a little guilty when I saw that my mother didn't even put on makeup this morning;

pulled and pulled out a piece of chocolate from my body, because before entering the rainforest, these things were detained by the program team, so they can still be left in my hands;

I poked my mother in front of me, and I was reluctant to hand over this piece of chocolate, I haven't eaten chocolate for five days, and I really want to eat chocolate when I see it!

But I handed it to my mother, who gave me a peeled apple, and I guess I left it for a while, and I just waited for me!

A little touched.

My father handed me the piece of chocolate, and then said incomprehensibly, "Mu Shu, Shu Shu doesn't need you to give her what she wants." ”

The implication is that whatever the mother wants is given by the father.

Me: "......"

Do you even eat your son's vinegar?!

The mother bumped his arm with some dissatisfaction, and the father didn't mind at all, and said casually: "Okay, isn't it chocolate, if your son wants to eat it, give it to him, after a week of savage life, you want to eat a chocolate with your son, how do you do it?" ”

"If you want to eat, I'll buy you a supermarket chocolate."

Me: "......"

I don't want to eat chocolate at all!

Not at all!

(xiii)

I have found that no matter the occasion or place, my parents always have a special skill for showing affection;

The kill range is 100000x100000, and it feels like everyone in the world will be stabbed;

Can you quietly let a single dog eat dog food?

Can you?!

On the eighth day of my return, it was Aunt Song Chen's birthday, so we went to Aunt Song Chen's house to celebrate her birthday.

It seems that this group of people spend every birthday like this, they are all at home, and then these people cook together, the children play on the side, and the adults get together in twos and threes, and the cooking is funny or funny, in short, they are very happy.

It's the same today.

There are four families in total, barely four families.

Uncle Yanxi is not married, so he is a family himself, cough

Then our family, Aunt Song Chen's family, Aunt Wang Jie's family.

whispered, it is said that Aunt Song Chen was killed by a scumbag when she was young, and at that time, Aunt Song Chen almost didn't believe in love or life, and wanted to commit suicide, but later, she met Uncle Gu who had always liked her;

Uncle Gu is a very good person, although he seems a little indifferent many times, but he is actually a very good, very good person;

He's the favorite of all the kids, really, really good.

The room was laughing and laughing, the children and the children were in a mess, and the adults were standing there in twos and threes, some were washing vegetables, some were making dumplings, and some were chatting, at this time, a voice came from outside, "Brother Mucom, come and set off fireworks!" ”

I shouted, "Come now." ”

Actually, my life is very happy.

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