110 Chapter 110
Seeing the county lord of Qingxin being escorted into the carriage, the fat man felt that the sky was blue, the grass was green, and his stomach was ...... Hungry.
"Sister Bilei, I want to eat braised pork! The flowers are half fat and thin, and they are oily when you bite them. By the way, I want your maid named Sydney to make it herself. The fat man sucked his saliva, Xia Shilang's family had only come to Xia's house once after returning to the capital for so long. The reason is quite simple, the county lord of Qingxin caught him sarcastically and secretly mocked what a lowly businessman entered the mansion to dirty the land of the mansion, don't think that if you recognize the big house, you will become half of the master of the mansion, and the mother-in-law of the Yingwu Houfu who brushes the toilet is also more noble than the Qiu family......
He didn't tell Bi Lei a lot of unpleasant things, for fear that she would feel uncomfortable listening to them, but later he was not happy to come to the door, and Bi Lei went to his house. Later, Bi Lei probably knew something, because of filial piety and the fact that she had just returned to the capital was not good for making waves, so she kept looking at him with guilt, and he had to let his sister make a lot of purses so that she was too busy to think about it.
Xia Bilei, who was in a good mood, said with a smile, "Okay, do what you and Ah Mao love to eat, I let Sydney make a shrimp dinner, this shrimp is rare, it was frozen and transported from the sea with ice cubes, Ah Mao likes to eat fish and must also like to eat seafood." ”
Seeing Xia Bilei put herself first, Qin Mao's mood also improved, although it didn't take long to eat the beef noodles, Qin Mao said that he was still quite able to eat when he was in a good mood.
In the past few days, the Sun family, who has been tossed enough by the old goblin and has been ruining her reputation outside, is a little dumbfounded, such a difficult and shameless old goblin is like this...... Solved? Sun looked at Qin Mao and the fat man with a high mountain expression, the young man is terrifying, this shot is the bottom of the kettle.
"Okay, Bi Lei, you can accompany Fat Pang and His Royal Highness King Kang, my mother will go back to the room first." The beaming Sun said to the two teenagers and hurriedly went back to the room.
"It's so fast......" Chubby was a little surprised.
"Oh, my mother is going back to the room to laugh wildly, and laughing from ear to ear in front of the public will hinder her image." Xia Bilei said in surprise, these days, as soon as her mother returned to the room, she scolded the county lord of Qingxin to death, her face was distorted, and of course she still had a beautiful and gentle image in front of outsiders!
The fat man was a little regretful, "I knew we would have found a way to deal with that annoying old goblin." ”
Qin Mao secretly decided to try his best to persuade his father to let the old goblin pray indefinitely.
"Why isn't Biai here today?" The fat man looked around, and Bi Ai, who softly called him fat brother, met all his ideals for his sister. Of course, Bi Lei is not bad, but sometimes he always feels that he is not an elder brother but a younger brother in front of Bi Lei.
"Biai, I let her out. That old goblin may be tossed, shouting heat all day long, let me fan her with Bi Ai, who can stand it after eight hours a day! Bi Ai is not in as good health as I am, and I am afraid that she will be exhausted and excuse her to go to the temple to pray for the old elf. Xia Bilei was annoyed, Xia Shilang kicked the thin horse into a serious injury, and the county lord of Qingxin knew the weakness of the Sun family, so he tossed her and Bi Ai hard, the purpose was to force Xia Shilang to take a prostitute/girl as a concubine. Xia Bilei was so angry that she threatened her parents to run away from home if she dared to raise a mistress, and then knocked her sister away, who was far inferior to her, and got on the bar with the old goblin.
"It's hard work at the temple." The fat man hurriedly said, "I don't have any meat to eat, I gnaw vegetables every day, this day is too sad, let Bi Ai come back." ”
Qin Mao's face was very ugly, "Bi Lei, you should have told me a long time ago, you fanned her for a few days?" Tired or not? I couldn't help but take her slender hand and look at it carefully.
Xia Bilei was moved in her heart, and couldn't help but smile on her face, "It's not an injury to play a fan, and I'm not so tired." ”
Qin Mao looked suspicious and worried, and told her that she would rely on him if she had anything, but as a result, this dead child was bullied and didn't say a word to him. Qin Mao secretly felt that he had made a mistake, he was afraid that Bi Lei would feel uncomfortable before, so all the nails were handed over to her, and he would have left a ventilated message if he knew it.
"You know I know acupuncture and massage." Xia Bilei whispered, "As soon as she tortured me, I pricked her acupuncture points with electricity, so she fell asleep after a while, who knows if I continued to play the fan." The county lord of Qingxin, who slept like a dead pig, was very unwilling to wake up, so he specially asked the maid to keep an eye on her, even if she fell asleep, she couldn't stop, of course, the county lord of Qingxin couldn't catch her handle, because the maid was also asleep.
"Cheap her!" The fat man looked uncomfortable, and the elderly rarely had a good night's sleep, and Bi Lei was a great help.
"Actually, I also have revenge." Xia Bilei gloated, "My grandmother is prone to obesity, she only eats fruit bird's nest and drinks flower tea every day, and she doesn't eat meat and staple food, I'm really worried that it will be bad for her to get anorexia one day." You don't know that my grandmother looked very old because of malnutrition, and she was twenty years old when she didn't wear makeup. As a good granddaughter, I have to be anxious about what she is anxious about, so I acupuncture for her every day while she is asleep, to ensure that she has a good appetite in the future, and she will eat Ma Ma Xiang...... "Her original intention was to fatten the old goblin in the shortest possible time, so that she would worry about losing weight all day long and have no heart to toss her family.
"There's nothing good to eat when you go to the temple to pray for blessings, right?" The fat man asked with some hesitation.
"Ahem, there are fat people among the monks." Xia Bilei said seriously, "Don't worry, I promise to eat hemp and sesame fragrance, and you can also eat fat people by eating tofu!" ”
Qin Mao, who had a flexible brain, was already thinking about seeing the fat version of the county lord of Qingxin, how could she let her father scold her for not being sincere enough, and she could still eat so fat with sincerity? This is to go to the temple to enjoy the blessings.
"Big girl, the meal is ready." The white and fat Sydney came over with a smile, and was extremely courteous to King Kang and the fat man, a great benefactor...... The fourth girl can go home now, she must make a table of good dishes and thank them well.
"Wow, this is creamy shrimp! It's the first time I've eaten such delicious shrimp!" The fat man was intoxicated, the sweet shrimp was so delicious!
"Fried shrimp is not bad, either." Qin Mao is also quite satisfied, Sydney's craftsmanship is worse than that of the imperial chef, but in terms of the creativity of cooking, the imperial chef is far behind.
After eating, a group of people sat in the gazebo and drank hawthorn tea to digest, Xia Bilei suddenly thought of a question, "By the way, I suddenly thought, Ah Mao called my grandmother's cousin, so Ah Mao is not my uncle?" Or should I call my uncle? ”
Qin Mao's whole person was suddenly not good, and he almost didn't jump up, "That's not your own grandmother, you call it a fart uncle!" I'm your brother! "Before they knew that the lord of Qingxin existed, they were married, most of the people in the royal family were lustful, there were not too many people who married seventeen in seventy, and I don't know how many grandsons were older than sons. The eldest princess is nearly twenty years older than his father, and his daughter Qingxin is about the same age as his father, and he is the youngest son of his father, so he has a cousin who is more than thirty years older than him!
"Hahaha......" The fat man couldn't help laughing, "It turns out that Ah Mao is so old, by the way, my family and Bi Lei have confessed to each other, do I have to call you uncle?" ”
Qin Mao looked at him murderously, his fists clenched, "What do you say?" "Qin Mao hated the royal patriarchy for the first time, it was impossible for him to recognize his relatives like a fat man, the clan was strict with the non-royal bloodline, unless the emperor recognized the righteous son and daughter, of course, this also had to be with the clan, and you want to make a prince and princess for no merit? The clan is not vegetarian either.
The fat man suddenly felt pain all over his body, and Mao liked to fight with him when he was angry, and the fat man said that it was a completely one-sided beating!
"Okay, don't be angry, anyway, the capital is so big, the result of the marriage is that the relationship between the relatives is messy, what is the seniority, those who are not related by blood can get married, although our family recognizes the god, but Sister Bilei wants to marry the fat brother, I am also ......" The fat man said with a hippie smile, he said the truth, the nobles in the capital are counted as much, this marriage has to be a doorman, the result is not to find in such a small circle, really look at the generation, it is called a mess! Especially the royal family is even more chaotic, sisters and nephews go into the palace to serve together, and the emperor accepted a pair of mother and daughter in the previous dynasty, of course, the reputation is notorious.
Married, chubby and Bi Lei? Qin Mao's heart skipped a beat, and then he felt that the fat flesh on the dead fat man's body was extremely eye-catching! His hand was about to touch the sword on his waist, he didn't want to shave his head now, he just wanted to shave off the fat on the dead fat man's body piece by piece!
As soon as he touched the sword, Qin Mao heard the fat man's scream, and it turned out that Xia Bilei had already started to beat.
Bi Lei is using practical actions to express her dissatisfaction with the idea of marrying Chubby? Qin Mao was overjoyed, put aside the strangeness in his mind, smiled and watched Xia Bilei start fighting, and pointed out from time to time, "Slow, left, under the ribs......"
"Don't slap your face! Don't slap your face! The fat man screamed again and again, "Woo, can't you beat your ass?" There's the most meat there! ”
"Slap in the face!" Qin Mao is angry, the yellow flower girl who has not yet married, you just want people to touch your buttocks, how can there be such a good thing! Qin Mao stood aside very enthusiastically and pointed, "There is a lot of fat on the fat face, just to lose weight, and lose weight!" ”
Fart! Don't you know if your face is getting bigger and bigger?! It's the same root, so why be in a hurry! The fat man feels the greatest malice in life.
"Humph! I hate fat people the most. Xia Bilei shook her fist after sweating, Qin Mao was very brotherly and loved to help her massage, for fear that she would hurt her hand.
"Sister Bilei doesn't understand the beauty of fat people!" The fat man rubbed his half-dead face in pain, "This fat man is the most reliable in the world, the little white face is all attentive, you fat brother and I are the best man in the world!" In the future, a bunch of beautiful women are crying and begging to marry your fat brother. ”
Xia Bilei raised her fist at him again, "Hmph! Just like you, losing a hundred pounds is about the same. ”
After losing a hundred pounds, Bi Lei thinks she can marry when she is chubby? Qin Mao twisted her eyebrows and decided not to let Chubby lose weight.
Sure enough, exercising after meals is the only magic weapon for longevity, Xia Bilei sent the two brothers away with a smile.
Qin Mao took Xia Bilei's newly made sachet and was very satisfied, the fat man covered his panda eyes and muttered and left, of course, the only thing that comforted him was the purse embroidered with beef noodles in his hand. This is much better than the goshawk that can't be eaten, he feels appetizing when he looks at it, and this is definitely the first one to embroider on the sachet!
When Xia Birui came back from Uncle Dingyong's mansion, she was startled when she heard that her grandmother was forced to worship the Buddha, and her not smart enough brain would certainly not associate it with Xia Bilei, but she just regretted why the emperor suddenly remembered her grandmother's deceased uncle.
When Xia Birui heard that His Royal Highness King Kang had arrived at the mansion and had a meal with Xia Bilei, she started to smash it again, isn't it just a little prettier than her, how can men be like flies that see stinky meat, His Royal Highness King Kang is like this, and Feng Shilang is also like this! That vixen who seduces men everywhere with a face!
She must make Xia Bilei a broken flower at the flower banquet of Uncle Dingyong's house, and then she will see which man likes her!
Xia Bimo's face was hidden in the darkness, and her voice was soft and thin, "I didn't expect His Royal Highness King Kang to intervene in the background, does it mean that my grandmother originally offended the royal family or did she support Xia Bilei?" Anyway, I have to be careful not to expose it, Xia Birui's stupid plan I have to find a way to help her perfect! 166 Reading Network