Chapter Seventy-Six: Blowing up the lungs

Although he just said it casually in the spirit of joining in the fun, Du Ling's idea is really a little bit feasible: the so-called predecessors planted trees and later people enjoyed the shade (?). If the current human power in the Demon Capital is really deceived and believes in the so-called gods and prophecies, then they should be easily trusted as long as they show their hands a little.

Of course, he didn't take it seriously, but Du Ling, who was very cool with a lackey face and a demon face, hurriedly patched it after accidentally gaining Xiao Li's approval, that is, don't come up this time and call yourself "Haotian Jinque Supreme Supreme Miaofa Tongming Emperor"!

You must know that the bigger the brand now, the more it looks like a fraud, and in the eyes of the general ignorant ordinary people, the more low-key they are who claim to be idle in the countryside, the more they are really high-level people - he seems to have forgotten about it when he complains like this, and he is also one of the ignorant ordinary people who laugh when he hears the emperor.

Well, he still made up the two identities of the cult/cult brainwashing victim deceived in the mountains, and the fugitive seriously ill person in the Feiyue Psychiatric Hospital, and he didn't think about it, how could there be such a good-looking snake spirit disease (.

Nowadays, it is completely empirical to get vaccinated here.

Du Ling's crooked idea this time is to take advantage of the "old fairy" or "prophet", no matter what it is, in short, the big liar with bad intentions towards mankind does not always follow the gap around high-ranking officials, disguise himself as his fellow party to infiltrate the government, and act again.

Anyway, Xiao Li and him are real immortals, and the other is a "real" monster, as long as they disguise themselves, no matter whether those humans are really deceived or simply colluded, they have room to play their acting skills.

Du Ling, who began to play the script again, began to hypothesize several opening possibilities, and suddenly a light bulb popped up in his head as he spoke: "Oh yes, Xiao Lizi, is your god card still there?" ”

Although he can't claim to be the Emperor of Heaven right away, in the optimistic assumption that "the mortal government is just being deceived", in the end, he must come up with some evidence that is more weighty than the basic immortal arts, so that the human race chooses to believe its own side.

For this reason, Du Ling thought about it, and always felt that it was best to use the Heavenly Emperor God Position card with full points of special effects.

I just don't know if that thing can still be used after the entire Heavenly Court is lost?

Because of Du Ling's cold question, Xiao Li couldn't continue to forget that thing, "It's actually just a standard magic weapon." ”

Except for the implication of a trace of heavenly majesty, which can immediately prove the identity of the holder, it is useless, since he gradually saw through the meaning of the Heavenly Court, and realized that the identity and concept he was once proud of were just jokes played by people of higher levels, Xiao Li subconsciously isolated himself from those things in the past and no longer remembered them.

But at this time, he noticed that he had been avoiding it for a long time, and he had faintly formed a knot in his heart, because this was not the way of a sword cultivator.

Now that he has decided to rely on his own mind and no longer be controlled by the Heavenly Dao, he should take out that divine card and cut it off with a sword to show his determination to say goodbye to the past, but after thinking about it, he doesn't need to take that thing too seriously, since it can still come in handy, it is better to keep it for the rest of his life.

After figuring out this section, Xiao Li suddenly felt a relief in his heart, and it seemed that even the invisible pressure that had been disturbing his mental stability had plummeted a little.

He glanced at Du Ling, who was not distracted when he spoke, but always crooked to untie his bottleneck, this is probably the so-called fate?

He shook his head slightly, and did not interrupt Du Ling, who was in high spirits, but his divine sense drove the divine position card hidden deep in his internal organs out of his palm.

Since it is an important prop, it is always necessary to confirm the quality before using it, but now that the Heavenly Dao has died out, does the prestige on the god card still exist? Don't say that Du Ling will be worried, even the holder himself is not very sure.

Fortunately, as an ordinary magic weapon to recognize the Lord, this divine card has not mutated due to the death of the Heavenly Dao. Standing quietly in Xiao Li's palm, it still looks so golden and dazzling, with a high-end atmosphere and a high grade, and it is not an imitation from a small demon workshop at first glance.

However, when I first appeared in the world, the sacred feeling that I couldn't help but kneel down and worship was gone.

Du Ling carefully poked the delicate rosette petals, and his fingers felt a tingling of electric currents, so he said with satisfaction: "It doesn't look as scary as before, but it should still be okay to fool mortals." ”

Being so offended by the inferior little demon, the magic weapon that was willing to get close to the purest immortal qi was naturally unhappy: the purple qi rising from the lotus platform gradually condensed into layers of upward flower pillars, as if it was trying to communicate with the heavens to descend divine power - of course, it couldn't get any response, and the Heavenly Dao, which was the great backer of the Heavenly Court, had been burping and catching a cold for many days, who could take care of it?

Seeing that its counterattack was so weak, the Du bully happily poked it several times in a row, and the villain's triumph was overflowing: "It looks like this thing has an automatic contact function?" I'll just say that the group of star officials didn't have a good heart, and I don't know if it's for monitoring or control, but fortunately, it can't summon anything now, so it can only ......"

Before the words were finished, LV.999's Legendary Great (Crow) Pre-Speech (Mouth) Technique took effect.

It seems that he is still unwilling to find the god card who has not called to help him find a field in the background, and he has made the golden light skyrocket again, and he has begun to rely on himself to deter the shameless goblin in front of him. The result is a verification of the old saying that the east is not bright and the west is bright, it failed to scare away the guy who teased it with demonic energy, but the reaction on the other side was so frightened that Du Ling's jaw almost dropped:

Behind Du Ling, in the direction of the city center, a golden pillar of light with a diameter of probably tens of meters rose into the sky, showing an unrivaled divine might, but it echoed the small but pure immortal power of the god position card.

“…… I wiped it, and I really got a magic soldier from the sky??

But this light is from the bottom up, not from the top down......" Du Ling, who was stunned by this unexpected development, finally picked up his chin and muttered a little silly.

Xiao Li had already judged with just one glance that the nature of the golden light that soared to the sky was the same as the millilight of the god position card, and it all had a distinct heavenly aura.

Moreover, the place where the golden pillar of light erupted was the municipal office area where there was no trace of demonic qi to arouse suspicion!

He once suspected that it was the demons' minions who used means to condense the demonic qi in that area and it was not easy to find, but now what appeared was this high-purity aura that was regarded as immortal qi, what was this......

His heart sank, I am afraid that the development of this city today is not just as simple as the plan of the devil. didn't have time to explain to Du Ling more, Xiao Li grabbed the opponent's sword with one hand and rushed there.

Of course, the one in the other hand was the culprit who began to echo with the pillar of light.

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Obviously, the "immortals" who deceived the leaders of the city really have a little ability, and it is nothing to predict the coming of the end of the world, earthquakes, tsunamis, zombie mutations, but they actually predicted that one day the formation they arranged would turn into a golden pillar of light, and after the pillar of light reaches the sky, there will be true immortals who will come to save the world and water and fire, it will be very good.

Half of the tricks that racked his brains to gain trust didn't come in handy, and he was directly greeted by the big leaders of the group of high-ranking and powerful immortals, but Du Ling was not happy at all. This kind of plan fell into the game arranged by the predecessors for a long time, and the feeling of having to follow the enemy's pace is really irritating and I want to do it.

But in the face of a pair of eager eyes, he couldn't even say "It's not like this, you misunderstood".

He has such a feeling, isn't Xiao Li, who has been trying to get rid of the control of fate, even more congested?

Du Ling looked at the other party's straight back with his peripheral vision, and he was a little distressed.

But the current occasion is not suitable for him to gag to adjust the atmosphere, and he can't even use his hooked fingers to scratch his palms to convey feelings.

So in the end, under the gaze of so many pairs of eyes, all Du Ling could do was to stand side by side with Xiao Li without retreating, since he couldn't avoid it, let's face the bitter life full of deep pits together, so I can share half of it for you.

The person behind the scenes, who promoted the development of the magic capital step by step, really dug an extremely deep pit for Xiao Li to jump.

That's right, now Du Ling has already reacted to his lack of common sense, and the formation of the immortal aura pillar is specially designed for the "Heavenly Emperor" - it doesn't necessarily have to be a god card, as long as Xiao Li's hand drives the exudation of pure aura, the formation will be touched.

So in the face of demons and demon cultivators everywhere, might the jealous and hateful Heavenly Emperor not make a move?

After the pillar of light appeared, was it possible for him to turn a blind eye to the suspicions and not come to investigate in person?

The answer is all no.

It can be said that as long as these mortals believe in and maintain this layout, and Xiao Li happens to set foot in this lost land, then the current situation will inevitably be staged.

With such an accurate calculation, the other party obviously knows a lot about Xiao Li's qiē, so I don't know if that bastard thing expected that there was an inseparable self beside the noble, kind, elegant and kind Emperor of Heaven?

It's a pity that you can't rush out and kill the mouths of these spicy chickens, so it's useless.

While listening to the briefings of the officials who greeted the immortals, Du Ling hated the roots of his teeth.

Damn chicken, there are demon seeds with virus vests everywhere in the air, that's the big devil Mo Weitian's pot, right? And right now, a group of people here raise sea demons to eat magic crystals, and the miasma they are engaged in is simply your selfish pot, right?

Why is it that all of a sudden all of a sudden's head is pushed on our wuli pear!?

Relying on a few vague words left by the bastard, he kept complaining that we were late and the situation was getting out of control. It seems that the gods can kill the demon with a few swords and return a peaceful and prosperous world to the world.

So bull X, you can do it???

However, Du Ling knew no matter how much he complained, and with Xiao Li's sense of responsibility, he would really only take the pot with both hands and not avoid it.

It's their duty to kill monsters or something, and no one said they should do the same.

What's really disturbing is that it's like a novice guide dungeon that can only choose Y after arranging the plot, the designer arranges the plot in advance, and the NPC directly finishes the cause and effect, not only what boss to kill, but also where the refresh point is......

But the question is, will the man behind the push of tens of millions of people into the devil's mouth be so "kind"?

It can be said that from the moment that golden light pillar appeared, the whole thing seemed to deviate from the demon cultivation conspiracy conceived at the beginning, and slid in a terrifying direction that people dare not think about.

Those officials who had been deeply poisoned were still flattering the two immortals, and the topic had gradually turned to whether they and their families could be rescued - everyone could swear to the sky that they were clean, completely resisted the temptation of so-called evolution, and passed the test given by the gods.

The so-called test refers to the rumor that the energy crystals in the devouring demon object can become superhuman, and this news is arranged by the previous immortal, in order to distinguish whether a person has a dark heart and whether he can resist the temptation of sin and deserve to be saved.

The official can always say very good words, and the former deputy who only came to power after the end of the world talked to Xiao Li with a big face: first complained, and had many doubts about the unreasonable requirements of the gods to promote the use of magic crystals, saying that they also took great risks and suffered from the harsh conscience, especially the prophesied gods never came, and many people were shaken and began to want to join the team of powerful superpowers, but they were forcibly stopped by themselves.

Even the policy of forcing citizens to agree to self-defense training has been cleverly interpreted as an attempt to tighten control and prevent people from hunting monsters on their own, causing casualties and increasing mutations.

The art of words is used to the extreme, and it sounds like a noble white lotus that comes out of the mud and is not stained.

However, Du Ling's lips and teeth were cold when he heard it, as if the whole person was thrown into the sea of ice and gradually sank, and he couldn't muster the strength to react.

No matter how you explain it, isn't the truth that you deceived some ignorant people and became "human animals"?

The gods predicted that the immortals would come to slay the demons, but the "demonic energy" of the revolving events was too elusive, and it had to be manifested and solidified into a number of individuals for slaying.

Perhaps at first, these people ordered the construction of a high wall on the riverside, and then secretly dumped the corpses of demonized people into the sea, just to make the source of all evil that could not be stored steadily, and could only gather in living objects, turn into weak fish and shrimp, but later humans began to hunt and eat magic crystals to inspire them - is there any faster and better way to enrich them?

Wouldn't mutated humans who can communicate and think more suitable than low-level creatures who don't listen to orders, rather than sea demons, who are huge and ugly and don't know when they will become too powerful and invincible.

Those social scum who are suitable for becoming demons let him grow, anyway, when the gods come, they can be cleaned up in one go, and the heart is not suitable for the growth of demon seeds, and it is not a waste to mutate directly into monsters after taking crystals, which just provides the feed for feeding the sea devils during this time.

How shrewd the abacus is, how chilling it is.

Those people who are happy to fight for the devil may not be very innocent, but these "people" who have clean hands and seem to have not been stained with a drop of blood make Du Ling even more creepy.

They may have struggled and hesitated, but in the end they convinced themselves that this was "for the good of the majority", and their self-hypnosis was so deep that they even dared to use this set of shameless logic to show their merits to the true immortals.

But these people can really continue to be obedient and human.

And those who were not worse than them before, but now they have fallen into the devil's path and it is difficult to return.

It's just a thought......

So Du Ling didn't even want to perfunctory these people, so he simply pursed the corners of his mouth and said nothing with a calm face.

In this way, he finally showed the profound temperament that he had been unable to ask for, and Xiao Li, who also exuded a chill and was as awe-inspiring and inviolable as the frozen sacred mountain, was extremely compatible, constituting a picture of immortals that was difficult for mortals to reach.

In the eyes of those in power who are eager to gain affirmation, it is not surprising that they are so cold and arrogant and dust-free under their eyes, and it is also natural that they are superior in mid-air without touching their feet. And even the more so, the more enthusiastic and convinced they became.

As everyone knows, the expected savior has long been full of disgust with them, so he will be so indifferent and even ignore basic etiquette.

Du Ling didn't bother to speak, let alone Xiao Li, who was intolerant of these despicable villains, and was already on the verge of breaking out.

He spat out only seven words from beginning to end, divided into three sentences.

They are "got it", "renegotiate" and "step down".

didn't say "roll" directly, probably it was really the last demeanor of His Majesty the Heavenly Emperor.

When the last syllable fell, Xiao Li was already impatient to see those annoying faces, so he simply swept these people out of the door with a flick of his sleeves, monopolizing the large hall where the "previous immortal" arranged the formation.

The array of light constructed by the purest aura was still flowing tirelessly, and finally converged on the top of the person's head, bursting out with dazzling golden light that reached straight into the sky.

It seems mysterious and holy, but in the eyes of those who have languished for months in a gloomy and closed world, this is probably the opportunity and hope for change.

However, what an irony, Du Ling thought, this seemingly divine brilliance sprinkled boundless evil. The answer to the question of who is to blame for the city's evil path is already being revealed.

He said a long time ago, Heavenly Court is actually the setting of the villain, and it has been a convention since ancient times.

Du Ling felt that he definitely had a part of his spirit that was so frightened that he would still have the heart to complain at this grim moment when the truth was revealed, while all the rest of the rest was focused on Xiao Li, who had been motionless after driving away the others, with his head down and silent as death.

That's why he noticed for the first time that there was a flash of red light in those dark and deep phoenix eyes, so that before Xiao Li suddenly drew his sword to slash, he fell down in front of the other party and hugged the block-

"Little pear, calm down, don't be impulsive!! Heavenly Court is disgusting, dirty, vile, shameless, and obscene, and is simply a fighter in the garbage! Okay, I'm done scolding you, so let's stop and study first, what the hell is it trying to do!! Du Ling grabbed Xiao Li's waist hard to prevent him from moving, and he didn't know what he was talking about.

These eyes are red, and they are obviously so angry that they are about to go crazy? Oh, if Heavenly Court does bad things, isn't that the Emperor of Heaven taking the blame, and only if he is not mad will there be a ghost!

Du Ling was bluffed, and he had an ominous premonition: if Xiao Li's sword was allowed to be cut down, that would be irreparable.

In order to find out more truth, this array must be preserved first, but at this time, for the first time since Xiao Li met, he was deaf to Du Ling's words, and he was bent on smashing this symbol of evil.

He even grabbed Du Ling's shoulder blades mercilessly, and waved his hand to throw away the obstructor who stood in his way.

Du Ling, who was lifted by the shoulders and was about to be thrown aside, was also anxious, hating himself for not having any real skills, and tried his best but couldn't even break away from Xiao Li's hand.

He waved his hands and feet wildly, and finally had an idea, and his wings, which were thinner than human arms, finally managed to break free from the pincer-like fingers after sacrificing a few smooth feathers, and then took his master to snap and paste the whole thing on the other man's face.

This is a very safe position, the meat is attached to the meat, even if the little pear is so angry that he wants to chop me together, he can't do it lightly.

It took about a tenth of a second to spin the thought in his mind, and Du Ling turned back into human form.

With his smooth legs wrapped around Xiao Li's waist, a pair of arms clasped behind people's heads, face to face can be gnawed at any time.

And then he really nibbled on it.

Using the method of dual cultivation to awaken Xiao Li was the only way Du Ling could think of.

The so-called madness is that after the mood is lost and the consciousness is confused, the aura of the whole body is out of control and raging in the meridians.

At this time, if you want to avoid the end of broken meridians and mental disorders, you need to have an external force that will not be rejected to restrain them, which will drive the aura back to its rightful place. The people who can do this can be family members with the same attributes, and fellow disciples who practice the same kind of exercises, but the best thing is the double cultivators who can entrust each other to the inner mansion dantian.

And Du Ling is just Xiao Li's Taoist companion, and the aura of the two has long been blended in the past cultivation, so even if Xiao Li's cultivation is out of control, he will not reject the weak aura that he actively entered.

The only problem now is that in the past, every exercise of qi was dominated by Xiao Li, and Du Ling did not have the slightest confidence that he could tame the huge and vast sea of qi in the opponent's body, and even the immeasurable marginal sea of qi.

But now I can only bite the bullet.

If the little pear can recover a little bit of clarity, it will be good to cooperate with me.

Although Du Ling successfully made the lips of the two people tightly fit, his tongue could not squeeze into Xiao Li's clenched teeth before he lost consciousness, and could only lick lightly along the soft but cold gap between his lips.

Suddenly, he tasted a hint of blood.

Then, he suddenly turned from defense to attack, and wrapped his tongue around the lips and tongues that he had snatched up fiercely.

was sucked out of breath by the rude and undisciplined kissing technique, but Du Ling was still happy in his heart: as long as he came to his senses, he could say-

A happy gaze collided with a pair of hollow eyes full of blood.

In comparison, his original cultivation was not much, and he was emptied more quickly, but the ignorant and unconscious predator was not satisfied, as if he had to chew and eat him raw before he could stop.

Hey, little pear, be sober, the master is about to be squeezed dry by you~~!

His mouth was gagged and he couldn't even spit out a word, and his strength continued to drain, Du Ling finally had a sense of crisis - he couldn't save people and drowned himself first!

Du Ling struggled hard again, but this time instead of trying to get on Xiao Li, he tried to regain his freedom before he was too weak to resist. It's a pity that he threw himself too close to the net before, but now the two bodies are extremely close, and he may not be able to escape even if he breaks it into two sections.

No, I still have to make the little pear sober up first.

Damn! How do you pronounce the mantra of purifying the heart?

I can't think of it! Or pour cold water? How do water dragons summon water dragons?

Hose...... Water......

That's right!

Du Ling, whose brain was also in a mess, finally remembered that he didn't have the top cold water that could calm his soul the most!

After pouring a cold shower, maybe Xiao Li can directly soak it normally, he couldn't think about it before, so he couldn't help but use the double cultivation technique to help him channel his qi!!

Because of the large loss of aura, he was already a little tired and dizzy, and quickly cheered up, hit his will, and summoned the spring water in the space.

Whoop -

He felt that his whole person was immersed in a soft, cold, and reassuring world. The power that had been lost seemed to be slowly replenished, and the original irritating and anxious noises all disappeared, and he floated as comfortably as if he had returned to his mother's womb.

The only bad thing is that the two iron bars that are tightly clamped around his waist as if they are about to break him still refuse to relax, making him breathe a little uncomfortable...... Well? What kind of breath is talked about in the water??

"Puff, cough, cough, cough—" Du Ling, who had poured a large mouthful of cold water, was choked, and he struggled to surface, seeing a scene that was extremely familiar but had never really been touched.

After a few seconds of stunnedness,