Chapter Seventy-Four: Dating and Lukes' Troubles

"Next time, if there is such a good thing, please call me again."

Daniel happily raised his glass and clinked it to Tony, speaking to a deafening tune.

"Of course." Tony casually held the wine glass, but the glass was filled with juice, and he had quit drinking since the last damn drunk driving problem (at least on the outside, he wouldn't drink lightly). ）

He frowned and took a sip of juice, his expression was slightly uncomfortable, but he still replied: "I said earlier that I would take you to a long experience, so as not to embarrass me." ”

The two of them were sitting side by side in the front row of the noisy bar stage.

Let's happily watch the scantily clad and hotly dressed dancers dancing on the stage.

"I think this girl can score ninety......"

Daniel tugged at Tony's collar and pointed to the dancer in the middle who was wearing a green skirt, but was so light that she could see the white underwear inside, and wanted to cover it up, and said, "This, this, you see!" ”

"Calm down, there's more to come! Don't be like the dirt buns that have never seen the world......"

Tony glanced at him with disgust, and after glancing at the dancer he was pointing at, he slapped his hand away, straightened his collar, and then replied slowly: "Ninety, I think it's seventy at best, it's high, this girl is not honest." ”

"Dishonest?" Daniel asked with a curious wink of blue eyes.

"The chest pads are a little high." Tony said with an experienced review.

"Is that a pad?" Daniel was surprised and almost cried out.

Fortunately, the music at this time was just at the most intense part, blocking his slightly louder voice, otherwise it would have been too embarrassing.

Tony immediately glared at him viciously.

"I'm not as well-informed as you are!" Daniel faked a stupid smile.

Then, with a look of adoration, he pointed to the girls on the stage, "Hey, Tony, didn't you say you wanted me to see something?" Then tell me, which girl can score 90 points? ”

“…… Lace dress, the one with a red stripe in the middle...... It's only eighty points...... The one with the bare shoulders has a great shoulder line, but the shoulders are a little narrow, and it can only be given 70 points...... The pink girl next to her has a bit of a thick waist......"

"If you want to say that, it's not even ninety?"

Daniel listened to it for a long time and felt as if he had been tricked.

"Hmm......"

Tony blinked at first in thought, but suddenly turned his face: "Why are you asking in such detail?" I called you here to give you a long insight, and I don't intend for you to do anything. I warn you, if you dare to do anything behind my back, you will definitely cry. ”

"Hey, I didn't say what to do!"

Daniel didn't know whether to be angry or embarrassed and blushed: "I'm just going to take a look, besides, don't you watch it too?" ”

"It's different."

"What's the difference?"

"I'm tired of playing with these things."

Tony replied very shamelessly: "But you haven't played, what if you don't have a strong will?" So, I have to remind you all the time. ”

"But I don't think the reminders are very useful." Daniel said with a serious face, but his eyes were full of smiles.

He stretched out his hand and put it on Tony's thigh as if inadvertently: "I said, you have to demonstrate it yourself, like a more tempting striptease to show me......"

"Hey, where did you learn this?" Tony lifted those brown eyes and looked at him with a smirk.

"Hmm...... Does it work? Daniel blinked his blue eyes in embarrassment.

In the next second, he was pressed on the table, and Tony pressed him,

The flickering lights in the bar shone on their faces, the adrenaline-pumping chaos of rock music in their ears, and the dancers on the stage, almost stripped naked, twirling and dancing with their laps, and countless people cheered and soared.

Tony looked down and pried his lips open, the tip of his tongue sweeping his mouth inside out.

No one cared about the intimate act of kissing in such a chaotic bar, and occasionally a few people saw it, and it didn't take the opportunity to whistle a few times.

Until Daniel couldn't stand it a little, so the awkward position of his upper body lying on the table on his back, began to struggle.

He let go of the hand pinching the other party's waist: "How do you feel?" ”

Daniel replied with a little annoyance: "I don't like mango juice very much, do you want to change to orange-flavored soda next time?" ”

"Uh...... Orange-flavored ......" Tony thought for a moment, "This one can barely listen to you." ”

"That'...... Open a room? Daniel asked a little uncomfortably.

"This can also be up to you."

Tony replied immediately without even thinking about it this time, and added complainingly: "You bastard brother, I've been using my right hand for days." ”

Daniel couldn't help but laugh.

Then, he guessed, "So, actually, you brought me here, is it a date?" ”

"It should be what you like, right?"

Tony tilted his head slightly, and also laughed: "You just had a lot of fun watching it." ”

"yes, yes! A man's instinct! Daniel said very frankly, "However, although the beauty is very happy to watch, I still like you the most, Tony...... Also, I said in advance, this time, I will ...... first"

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Lux hadn't seen his new blue-eyed dad in days.

When he was at the end of school today, after being picked up by Natasha back to the Avengers Mansion again, he began to lose his temper.

This somewhat precocious and intelligent child, even if he has a temper, is not very annoying.

Because he didn't make noise, didn't cry, didn't scream, just pursed his lips into a straight line, and his little expression was very strict.

No matter how much Hawkeye Clint teased him, he didn't laugh, he didn't talk, he did his homework, he ate dinner, and then, back in Daniel's bedroom, closed the door, and refused to communicate with anyone.

Natasha lazily half leaned on the sofa: "Wait for Daniel to come back, coax yourself!" ”

The red-haired female agent, who had never lit up the 'coaxing child' skill, said unconcernedly: "It's normal for children to lose their temper occasionally. ”

Clint rubbed his hair and said distressedly, "That's true, but I'm still a little worried." Children's mental health is still very important...... Speaking of which, where did Tin Can and Daniel go? It's so late, and I haven't come back yet. ”

"Hmm...... Daniel should have changed back, so, inevitably...... Reunion after a long absence,**. ”

Natasha made a brief summary, and then, adding, "Well, I heard that Tony took Daniel to watch the striptease." ”

“What？” Clint asked incredulously, "Didn't they get together?" Why do you still go to that kind of place? ”

Natasha spread her hands helplessly: "Baby, you know, our Iron Man's thinking has always been different!" He probably thinks that sharing a hobby with his partner is also a good way to increase his relationship? ”

Clint: "WTF ......"

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Lux sat at his small desk and wrote in his diary seriously:

[I never thought I'd be so close to a superhero.] I used to see Iron Man flying through the air through my father's car window, and I would be very happy. But now, even if I see Iron Man face to face, I'm not happy anymore. ]

[My new father said he was a clerical worker, and before, I thought he was in some small company, in charge of chores.] But now, I found out that he was not lying, but instead of doing odd jobs for small companies, he was doing odd jobs for superheroes. Actually, there is not much difference......]

Lux stopped writing, flipped through the dictionary on the table, corrected a few wrong words, and checked them carefully before continuing to write:

[This group of superheroes, they look shiny on the outside.] But in fact, their daily lives are quite bad, especially Iron Man. ]

[Iron Man is very smart, but lazy, to the point where he can't take care of himself.] ]

[Once, I saw him standing there bare-bottomed (crossed out and replaced with a more elegant 'body') with a bunch of robotic arms around him, some dressing him, some feeding him cheese toast, and some wiping his mouth with a towel......]

[It's nothing, after all, he's lazy, but he doesn't bother others.] ]

[But recently, I've found out that those robotic arms have been laid off, and these jobs have become Daniel's job.] ]

[It's irritating, because Daniel never dresses me.] ]

[He often said to me earnestly: Lukes, you have to learn to be independent.] But why don't you let Iron Man be on his own? ]

[I'm not jealous of Iron Man...... I'm just worried about Daniel, he's so easy to deceive. ]

[That bad Iron Man would put on a pitiful look of being hungry, tired, and too stressed to collapse every time, making Daniel worry and run over to help him with all kinds of chores.] ]

[Recently, even more hateful, he sent Daniel on a business trip.] ]

[I haven't seen Daniel in days, and I miss him a little bit (crossed out.] ]

[…… Although Sister Natasha would come to school to pick me up every day, she was like a witch of change, and her dress and temperament were completely different every day. ]

[On the first day, she appeared at the gate of the campus wearing sunglasses and riding Harley, and I told Teacher Sù, this is one of my sisters; The next day, she appeared in an elegant professional woman's suit similar to that of an office worker, and the teacher didn't recognize it, so I had to sue him, who was also one of my sisters; On the third day, she appeared in a sundress, high sandals, and dark circles under her eyes (note: smoky makeup, Lux doesn't know what smoky makeup is), and the teacher didn't recognize it, so I had to continue to sue him, this is still one of my sisters; On the fourth day, she actually showed up in an FBI uniform, and the teacher still didn't recognize her. But this time, before I could sue him, he said to me with a look of ignorance: Lux, this is another sister of yours, right? I had to nod my head with difficulty. ]

[So, I've had multiple sisters in these days when Daniel was away......]

[Now, teachers often ask me: Lukes, how many good sisters do you have?] ]

(Natasha: Halfway through the mission every day, I still have to remember to run on time to pick up the children from school, and I don't have time to change clothes, blame me?) ）

[Well, I wish Daniel would come back soon.] ]

[BTW, this afternoon, I ...... I seem to see my dad, could it be a hallucination? ]